WEBVTT NOTE This transcript was created on 2026-05-04 at 12:11:19 1 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.419 The story so far, the doctor has been taken out of time and put on 2 00:00:03.419 --> 00:00:07.919 a trial for his life after several pieces of increasingly bizarre 3 00:00:07.919 --> 00:00:08.519 evidence. 4 00:00:08.580 --> 00:00:12.179 The trial falls apart at the end when the script writer runs away 5 00:00:12.179 --> 00:00:13.019 with his script. 6 00:00:13.080 --> 00:00:18.059 Surely anyone who discovered this final part of Trial of Time Lord 7 00:00:18.059 --> 00:00:20.699 would be mad to attempt a recording. 8 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:46.560 Flight through entirety present Doctor Who, Time Incorporated. 9 00:00:46.679 --> 00:00:51.600 The unuse script for the Trial of a Time Lord, Episode 14, by Eric 10 00:00:51.600 --> 00:00:52.560 Saywood. 11 00:00:54.119 --> 00:00:58.859 Kill me, and you will never gain my remaining regenerations. 12 00:00:58.979 --> 00:01:01.560 But you've already signed them away. 13 00:01:01.619 --> 00:01:02.640 To J.J. 14 00:01:02.640 --> 00:01:03.840 Chambers, not to you. 15 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:07.200 For the sake of this charade, I am J.J. 16 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:07.620 Chambers. 17 00:01:07.739 --> 00:01:09.299 I thought you understood. 18 00:01:09.359 --> 00:01:12.180 You were in a world entirely of my making. 19 00:01:12.299 --> 00:01:14.040 That I deny your world. 20 00:01:14.159 --> 00:01:16.140 So you keep saying... 21 00:01:16.140 --> 00:01:17.400 But you know you haven't the strength. 22 00:01:17.519 --> 00:01:22.439 I have perfected the talent for mind control and illusion, which 23 00:01:22.439 --> 00:01:25.260 you chose in your misguided youth to neglect. 24 00:01:25.319 --> 00:01:27.420 Illusion is for the theatre. 25 00:01:27.540 --> 00:01:28.560 Not real life. 26 00:01:28.680 --> 00:01:31.019 Even you must understand that. 27 00:01:31.079 --> 00:01:34.079 Illusion is an honoured time lord cult. 28 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:35.219 Not any longer. 29 00:01:35.340 --> 00:01:38.939 As with mind linking and levitation, it is only seriously 30 00:01:38.939 --> 00:01:42.840 practised nowadays by children's entertainers, and the weak 31 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:43.739 minded. 32 00:01:43.799 --> 00:01:45.659 Feeble provocation, doctor. 33 00:01:45.780 --> 00:01:47.579 Then here's a bit more. 34 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:51.060 Do you really think the High Council is any longer in a position 35 00:01:51.060 --> 00:01:55.319 to ratify the so called deal it has with you? 36 00:01:55.379 --> 00:01:57.120 I have an inviolable agreement. 37 00:01:57.180 --> 00:01:58.079 Rubbish. 38 00:01:58.200 --> 00:02:01.439 Such a covenant could only be lodged in the matrix. 39 00:02:01.500 --> 00:02:02.280 Correct. 40 00:02:02.340 --> 00:02:07.019 Pledged, signed, and sealed by each and every member of the high 41 00:02:07.019 --> 00:02:07.439 council. 42 00:02:07.500 --> 00:02:11.879 The moment you die, your unused lives will be transferred to me 43 00:02:11.879 --> 00:02:13.439 and I will... 44 00:02:13.500 --> 00:02:14.039 You really believe that? 45 00:02:14.099 --> 00:02:15.960 You would have killed me at the first opportunity. 46 00:02:16.020 --> 00:02:18.419 I wish to savour the moment of my death. 47 00:02:18.479 --> 00:02:23.099 After all, how many people survive successful self murder. 48 00:02:23.159 --> 00:02:24.180 Oh. 49 00:02:24.360 --> 00:02:25.500 It's up to my neck. 50 00:02:25.740 --> 00:02:27.300 Garbage. 51 00:02:27.419 --> 00:02:30.719 I've heard more sense from a lobotomised spiel snape. 52 00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:34.439 The truth of the magic means that you've lost your nerve. 53 00:02:34.500 --> 00:02:37.860 Too many games have been played with the Matrix for you to be able 54 00:02:37.860 --> 00:02:41.699 to trust either it or the High Council... 55 00:02:41.819 --> 00:02:42.900 I dictated the contract myself. 56 00:02:42.960 --> 00:02:45.419 I know that it is inviolable. 57 00:02:45.479 --> 00:02:47.219 I'd have another look if I were you. 58 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:51.539 Check the small print, and I mean the small print they inserted 59 00:02:51.539 --> 00:02:52.979 after the deal was struck. 60 00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:55.560 Again, feeble provocation. 61 00:02:55.620 --> 00:02:59.159 Whether you like it or not, you are the chief prosecution witness 62 00:02:59.159 --> 00:03:00.539 against the High Council. 63 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:04.680 When they come to court, as they certainly will, things would be 64 00:03:04.680 --> 00:03:07.080 much easier if you weren't around to contradict their lies. 65 00:03:07.199 --> 00:03:09.960 Kill me, and you kill yourself. 66 00:03:10.020 --> 00:03:13.560 That is the only contract the High Council will ratify. 67 00:03:14.159 --> 00:03:15.960 What are you doing? 68 00:03:16.919 --> 00:03:19.199 You screed? 69 00:03:19.319 --> 00:03:20.699 You've done away with him. 70 00:03:20.759 --> 00:03:22.199 Be still, fool. 71 00:03:22.319 --> 00:03:23.939 The doctor is unharmed. 72 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:25.080 Then what's going on? 73 00:03:25.139 --> 00:03:28.020 Another mind is attempting to break into my illusion. 74 00:03:29.039 --> 00:03:29.879 I said, be silent. 75 00:03:33.180 --> 00:03:35.580 Swimming in treacle. 76 00:03:38.639 --> 00:03:40.139 Oh, no. 77 00:03:40.500 --> 00:03:42.180 The master. 78 00:03:42.300 --> 00:03:44.280 It would have to be you. 79 00:03:44.340 --> 00:03:47.340 Show a little gratitude, my dear doctor. 80 00:03:47.460 --> 00:03:50.699 I am here at enormous inconvenience to myself. 81 00:03:50.759 --> 00:03:52.500 My apologies. 82 00:03:52.560 --> 00:03:54.360 I'm grateful. 83 00:03:54.479 --> 00:03:56.039 Now, please get me out. 84 00:03:58.620 --> 00:04:02.639 Oh, I didn't realise his illusions could be so messy. 85 00:04:03.659 --> 00:04:05.219 Now what? 86 00:04:05.280 --> 00:04:06.599 The difficult part. 87 00:04:06.719 --> 00:04:08.099 Concentrate. 88 00:04:17.160 --> 00:04:27.240 Ring around the roses, pocket for the pose, easy, ashes, ashes 89 00:04:27.240 --> 00:04:30.660 ashes, we all fall down. 90 00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:33.300 Well, this fog has gotten the mud right out of my clothes. 91 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:35.579 You know we're still in the matrix. 92 00:04:35.639 --> 00:04:36.839 It's worse than that. 93 00:04:36.899 --> 00:04:39.480 You're still in the Valliard's illusion. 94 00:04:39.600 --> 00:04:42.360 Surely you can get me out of something so elementary. 95 00:04:42.420 --> 00:04:46.139 Not when he is sustaining the illusion by drawing power from the 96 00:04:46.139 --> 00:04:47.279 very core of the matrix. 97 00:04:47.339 --> 00:04:52.680 Although I may appear to be my usual suave, verbane self, I'm, in 98 00:04:52.680 --> 00:04:56.160 fact, using up massive amounts of energy to sustain my presence. 99 00:04:56.279 --> 00:04:58.980 Then we must find him quickly before he can cause any more 100 00:04:58.980 --> 00:04:59.220 trouble. 101 00:04:59.279 --> 00:05:01.740 That you must do alone. 102 00:05:01.860 --> 00:05:03.720 Don't worry about me. 103 00:05:03.779 --> 00:05:07.379 He won't harm you until he's confirmed the wording of the contract 104 00:05:07.379 --> 00:05:08.399 lodged in the Matrix. 105 00:05:08.459 --> 00:05:09.060 I know. 106 00:05:09.180 --> 00:05:11.100 But find him quickly. 107 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:19.800 Oh, that barrel again. 108 00:05:20.339 --> 00:05:23.220 And wet footprints getting out of it. 109 00:05:23.279 --> 00:05:24.060 Hmm. 110 00:05:24.180 --> 00:05:25.620 Is that the best you can do? 111 00:05:25.740 --> 00:05:29.220 So much power, yet so little imagination. 112 00:05:35.399 --> 00:05:38.040 So you think I like imagination? 113 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:39.839 We shall see, doctor. 114 00:05:39.959 --> 00:05:42.120 But you won't kill him. 115 00:05:42.180 --> 00:05:44.639 The dog's right, isn't he? 116 00:05:44.759 --> 00:05:49.500 You're dead frightened that my council's got at your contract. 117 00:05:59.879 --> 00:06:02.220 This is too typical of the master. 118 00:06:02.279 --> 00:06:03.600 First, he's here. 119 00:06:03.720 --> 00:06:04.860 Then he's gone. 120 00:06:04.980 --> 00:06:06.720 A most confusing fellow. 121 00:06:06.779 --> 00:06:07.800 Does it matter? 122 00:06:07.860 --> 00:06:09.360 Just so long as he helps. 123 00:06:09.420 --> 00:06:14.100 I fear that whatever the master does will be exclusively for his 124 00:06:14.100 --> 00:06:14.699 own purpose. 125 00:06:14.819 --> 00:06:18.240 According to the doctor, most time lords are the same. 126 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:20.040 Oh, very cynical observation. 127 00:06:20.100 --> 00:06:23.160 We are simply a very old civilisation prone to a certain 128 00:06:23.160 --> 00:06:25.019 eccentricity and... 129 00:06:25.019 --> 00:06:26.579 A word in your ear. 130 00:06:26.699 --> 00:06:32.459 The high council has resigned, which, I gather, has sent Galifrey 131 00:06:32.459 --> 00:06:33.180 into turmoil. 132 00:06:33.240 --> 00:06:35.759 Do they know yet of the events that have taken place here? 133 00:06:35.819 --> 00:06:37.740 Neither must they. 134 00:06:37.800 --> 00:06:42.120 Knowledge that the matrix has been violated could lead to civil 135 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:42.779 war. 136 00:06:42.779 --> 00:06:46.199 Help the doctor find the valiard and no one need ever know. 137 00:06:46.319 --> 00:06:48.540 If only it were that simple child. 138 00:06:49.920 --> 00:06:52.620 He will never find his way in here. 139 00:06:52.980 --> 00:06:56.160 The doctor's thought patterns are very confusing. 140 00:06:56.220 --> 00:07:00.300 I sense that he's concerned about something called Mel Bush. 141 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:02.579 Why should he be thinking about a plant? 142 00:07:02.639 --> 00:07:04.199 Mel Borch. 143 00:07:04.259 --> 00:07:07.920 It must be that bit of siddly knocks about with. 144 00:07:07.980 --> 00:07:10.560 Her name's Mel. indeed. 145 00:07:11.040 --> 00:07:13.019 That's her. 146 00:07:13.319 --> 00:07:13.560 Perfect. 147 00:07:13.860 --> 00:07:16.620 Oh, she's done you no arm. 148 00:07:16.740 --> 00:07:20.699 Sentimentality does not become you, Sabalong glitz. 149 00:07:20.759 --> 00:07:22.740 At least I'm capable of it. 150 00:07:22.800 --> 00:07:25.860 It is a weakness, and not a thing to boast about. 151 00:07:26.040 --> 00:07:28.740 What are you gonna do with him now? 152 00:07:28.860 --> 00:07:32.220 Lose him in a very safe place. 153 00:07:32.279 --> 00:07:34.319 To what end? 154 00:07:34.379 --> 00:07:36.300 You're running out of time. 155 00:07:36.420 --> 00:07:39.839 Someone's already managed to break into your illusion. 156 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:43.680 I only need to keep the doctor safe until I have confirmed the 157 00:07:43.680 --> 00:07:44.759 wording of my contract. 158 00:07:44.819 --> 00:07:46.860 Knowing the time, Lords. 159 00:07:46.980 --> 00:07:48.779 I suggest you get on with it. 160 00:07:54.839 --> 00:07:56.879 Hmm, nothing in here. 161 00:07:57.839 --> 00:08:00.300 Who know what's through this door? 162 00:08:00.420 --> 00:08:01.980 Oh. 163 00:08:02.279 --> 00:08:04.980 Well, I didn't expect to find a monk. 164 00:08:05.100 --> 00:08:07.800 Are you looking for something, sir? 165 00:08:07.860 --> 00:08:10.259 Mr. Popplewell? 166 00:08:10.319 --> 00:08:13.019 Popblewick, actually, sir. 167 00:08:13.139 --> 00:08:15.060 Do you get extra for dressing up? 168 00:08:15.180 --> 00:08:17.160 Or is it some sort of fetish? 169 00:08:17.220 --> 00:08:20.100 I sense a certain hostility, sir. 170 00:08:20.160 --> 00:08:21.899 Your sense considerably more. 171 00:08:21.959 --> 00:08:24.060 If you don't tell me where that valleyard is. 172 00:08:24.120 --> 00:08:27.600 Please, sir, show respect for the cloth, sir. 173 00:08:27.660 --> 00:08:29.279 The cloth is safe. 174 00:08:29.339 --> 00:08:31.379 It's you I intend to flatten. 175 00:08:31.439 --> 00:08:36.179 Such aggression, sir, and me just a humble messenger, sir. 176 00:08:36.299 --> 00:08:40.679 The ancient Greeks used to kill messengers who brought bad news. 177 00:08:40.799 --> 00:08:43.379 An unruly lot, the Greeks, sir. 178 00:08:43.440 --> 00:08:47.820 But, fortunately, the message I bring will placate and soothe 179 00:08:47.820 --> 00:08:48.059 sir. 180 00:08:48.179 --> 00:08:51.659 Mr. Chambers has granted you an appointment, sir. 181 00:08:51.779 --> 00:08:54.779 The Valiard, the very one, sir. 182 00:08:54.899 --> 00:08:56.940 Then lead on. 183 00:08:57.059 --> 00:08:58.799 At once, sir. 184 00:09:00.539 --> 00:09:04.620 I'm afraid our journey is a long one, sir. 185 00:09:04.679 --> 00:09:09.179 But before we start, we must collect a friend of yours. 186 00:09:09.480 --> 00:09:10.559 Stabalong glitz. 187 00:09:10.620 --> 00:09:11.340 No, sir. 188 00:09:11.460 --> 00:09:14.519 He is already with Mr. Chambers, sir. 189 00:09:14.580 --> 00:09:16.919 Will you stop calling me sir? 190 00:09:16.980 --> 00:09:18.120 Of course, sir. 191 00:09:18.240 --> 00:09:19.980 No, sir. 192 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:23.519 The young woman we have to collect is a Ms. Melanie Bush, sir. 193 00:09:23.580 --> 00:09:24.779 She's here. 194 00:09:24.840 --> 00:09:27.240 Followed you into the Matrix, sir. 195 00:09:27.360 --> 00:09:29.940 Such a foolish thing to do, sir. 196 00:09:30.059 --> 00:09:31.080 Indeed. 197 00:09:31.200 --> 00:09:33.000 And where is she? 198 00:09:33.120 --> 00:09:35.039 Through this door, sir. 199 00:09:35.700 --> 00:09:37.259 After you. 200 00:09:37.379 --> 00:09:39.960 You lack trust, sir. 201 00:09:40.019 --> 00:09:41.940 This is no trick, sir. 202 00:09:45.059 --> 00:09:47.220 Follow me, sir. 203 00:09:51.960 --> 00:09:56.279 Of course, uh, when I was a boy... 204 00:09:56.279 --> 00:09:58.320 You fool, Doctor... 205 00:09:58.320 --> 00:10:01.860 Now you will see the power of the most perfect geometrical shape. 206 00:10:01.919 --> 00:10:03.360 Can't whines. 207 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:06.240 I was not speaking to you, microbe. 208 00:10:10.500 --> 00:10:12.659 Not much further, sir. 209 00:10:12.720 --> 00:10:14.759 What a depressing place. 210 00:10:14.820 --> 00:10:18.840 I'm surprised you don't recognise it, um... 211 00:10:18.899 --> 00:10:19.320 Should I? 212 00:10:19.379 --> 00:10:20.639 Oh, yes, sir. 213 00:10:22.080 --> 00:10:23.820 Melanie. 214 00:10:23.940 --> 00:10:25.440 Melanie. 215 00:10:25.559 --> 00:10:27.600 Help me, help me, help me. 216 00:10:27.659 --> 00:10:28.080 What's happening? 217 00:10:28.980 --> 00:10:30.899 Popperwick. 218 00:10:30.960 --> 00:10:32.220 Mr. Popawwick. 219 00:10:35.340 --> 00:10:37.080 Are you all right? 220 00:10:37.919 --> 00:10:39.539 For the moment. 221 00:10:39.659 --> 00:10:41.940 Oh, but there's something dreadful down here. 222 00:10:42.059 --> 00:10:42.960 I can sense it. 223 00:10:43.019 --> 00:10:43.799 Let's go. 224 00:10:43.860 --> 00:10:46.740 The door's this way, but I came from this direction. 225 00:10:46.860 --> 00:10:49.200 There isn't a door in that direction, Doctor. 226 00:10:49.259 --> 00:10:51.179 It must be... came through it. 227 00:10:51.240 --> 00:10:52.379 Come and look. 228 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:54.539 I'm frightened, Doctor. 229 00:10:54.659 --> 00:10:55.799 There's no need to be. 230 00:10:55.919 --> 00:10:57.480 We'll soon be out of here. 231 00:10:57.600 --> 00:11:01.019 Oh, I think I've been going around in circles. 232 00:11:01.139 --> 00:11:02.580 Circles. 233 00:11:02.700 --> 00:11:04.679 You know, round things. 234 00:11:04.740 --> 00:11:05.820 How do you know? 235 00:11:05.879 --> 00:11:07.679 Well, look here, on the wall. 236 00:11:07.799 --> 00:11:10.019 This jagged scar. 237 00:11:10.139 --> 00:11:11.460 I've passed it three times. 238 00:11:11.580 --> 00:11:13.440 Are you certain? 239 00:11:13.559 --> 00:11:14.399 Of course I am. 240 00:11:14.460 --> 00:11:16.200 No, no, no, no, no. 241 00:11:16.259 --> 00:11:20.399 If you'd been perambulating in an annular fashion, you would have 242 00:11:20.399 --> 00:11:23.639 passed not only your interest, but mine. 243 00:11:23.700 --> 00:11:25.379 I haven't passed any entrances. 244 00:11:25.440 --> 00:11:28.980 Therefore, you can't have been progressing in an orbital fashion. 245 00:11:29.039 --> 00:11:29.639 Oh, no? 246 00:11:29.700 --> 00:11:31.860 Well, if you think you will, explain. 247 00:11:31.980 --> 00:11:35.639 I don't know, if you don't know, how can you know you've been 248 00:11:35.639 --> 00:11:36.840 cruising in a cyclical manner? 249 00:11:36.899 --> 00:11:39.000 I told you about the markings on the wall. 250 00:11:39.059 --> 00:11:40.019 I've passed them three times. 251 00:11:40.080 --> 00:11:41.820 If you'd passed them three times. 252 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:43.620 You'd have also passed the entrances. 253 00:11:43.740 --> 00:11:44.460 Yes? 254 00:11:44.519 --> 00:11:45.120 No. 255 00:11:45.240 --> 00:11:45.779 No. 256 00:11:45.899 --> 00:11:46.679 No. 257 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:47.399 I don't understand. 258 00:11:47.460 --> 00:11:48.600 Why are you saying no? 259 00:11:48.659 --> 00:11:49.320 I don't know. 260 00:11:49.379 --> 00:11:51.000 You don't know why you're saying no? 261 00:11:51.120 --> 00:11:51.779 No. 262 00:11:51.840 --> 00:11:55.019 I mean, yes, I do know why I'm saying no. 263 00:11:55.080 --> 00:11:58.259 I'm saying no, because I don't know why I've passed the markings 264 00:11:58.259 --> 00:12:00.360 three times, and yet haven't passed the entrances. 265 00:12:00.419 --> 00:12:02.700 We're getting very long winded. 266 00:12:02.759 --> 00:12:03.659 I know. 267 00:12:03.779 --> 00:12:05.700 That positively orbital. 268 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:06.480 All right. 269 00:12:06.600 --> 00:12:09.659 Let's assume for the sake of argument that you have passed this 270 00:12:09.659 --> 00:12:09.840 way before. 271 00:12:09.899 --> 00:12:10.620 Right. 272 00:12:10.679 --> 00:12:13.019 So how could you have done that without encountering the 273 00:12:13.019 --> 00:12:13.620 entrance? 274 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:14.759 You've just said that. 275 00:12:14.820 --> 00:12:18.179 It's worth saying once, it's worth a circular. restatement. 276 00:12:18.240 --> 00:12:19.320 Then I don't know. 277 00:12:19.440 --> 00:12:19.860 What? 278 00:12:19.919 --> 00:12:20.639 Why? 279 00:12:20.700 --> 00:12:22.440 I've passed the entrances without seeing them. 280 00:12:22.559 --> 00:12:24.539 I can only assume they've been moved. 281 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:26.279 As in transportation? 282 00:12:26.399 --> 00:12:28.139 No, h hidden. 283 00:12:28.259 --> 00:12:29.399 Disguised. 284 00:12:29.519 --> 00:12:30.720 Maybe. 285 00:12:30.840 --> 00:12:32.039 Who would do that? 286 00:12:32.100 --> 00:12:33.240 I don't know. 287 00:12:33.899 --> 00:12:37.980 Unless someone wants us to think we're not orbiting this 288 00:12:37.980 --> 00:12:40.440 circulation of a circumference in a peripatetic mode. 289 00:12:40.559 --> 00:12:42.480 Did I say all that? 290 00:12:42.600 --> 00:12:44.759 It would have ruptured my larynx if I had. 291 00:12:44.879 --> 00:12:46.259 What's happening, doctor? 292 00:12:46.379 --> 00:12:48.059 I don't know. 293 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:52.080 It's as though we're becoming obsessed with circumambulation. 294 00:12:52.200 --> 00:12:57.059 Added to which, a degree of circumloquacious circumvolution has 295 00:12:57.059 --> 00:12:59.580 edged into our vocabulary. 296 00:12:59.639 --> 00:13:01.080 Not to mention circular tortology. 297 00:13:01.139 --> 00:13:03.419 What a terrible thought. 298 00:13:03.480 --> 00:13:06.059 Trapped like mice in an exercise wheel forever. 299 00:13:06.120 --> 00:13:10.500 Doomed to run around, and around and around, and get nowhere. 300 00:13:10.500 --> 00:13:12.360 What are we going to do, Doctor? 301 00:13:12.480 --> 00:13:13.320 I don't know. 302 00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:18.000 We're being conditioned to accept, in every respect, the world of 303 00:13:18.000 --> 00:13:18.960 the circle. 304 00:13:19.019 --> 00:13:22.259 The most complete shape contained in a single line. 305 00:13:22.379 --> 00:13:23.340 Awesome. 306 00:13:23.460 --> 00:13:24.779 The perfect trap. 307 00:13:24.899 --> 00:13:28.740 No beginning, no end, complete in itself. 308 00:13:28.919 --> 00:13:31.320 Let's go around the corridor one more time. 309 00:13:31.379 --> 00:13:32.220 Whatever for? 310 00:13:32.279 --> 00:13:33.720 We may still find the entrance. 311 00:13:33.779 --> 00:13:35.940 But you've already been round three times. 312 00:13:36.000 --> 00:13:38.039 There weren't more circuit for luck. 313 00:13:38.100 --> 00:13:38.700 Why? 314 00:13:38.820 --> 00:13:39.539 Why not? 315 00:13:39.600 --> 00:13:40.980 We've got nothing else to do. 316 00:13:41.100 --> 00:13:43.139 So we go round and round until we collapse. 317 00:13:43.320 --> 00:13:44.039 Or escape. 318 00:13:44.100 --> 00:13:46.379 You're a past master at escaping. 319 00:13:46.440 --> 00:13:49.559 But how do you find a gap in the most perfect shape ever created? 320 00:13:49.679 --> 00:13:52.080 Especially when your mind is being conditioned to think in 321 00:13:52.080 --> 00:13:52.440 circles. 322 00:13:52.500 --> 00:13:54.659 I don't understand, Doctor. 323 00:13:54.779 --> 00:13:55.679 I do. 324 00:13:55.740 --> 00:13:57.600 And suddenly, very clearly. 325 00:13:59.460 --> 00:14:02.159 You go on, I want to think. 326 00:14:15.179 --> 00:14:20.700 Oh, deary me, sir, you're proving heart, O clever for us, sir. 327 00:14:20.820 --> 00:14:22.019 Where am I? 328 00:14:22.139 --> 00:14:24.419 Inside your own mind, sir. 329 00:14:24.539 --> 00:14:27.899 Thought that would confuse you, good and proper, sir. 330 00:14:27.960 --> 00:14:32.220 It almost did, through this door, so... 331 00:14:37.379 --> 00:14:41.039 You had better wait here in the alley, sir. 332 00:14:41.159 --> 00:14:44.700 I should think Mr. Chambers will want to have a word with you 333 00:14:44.700 --> 00:14:45.000 sir. 334 00:14:45.120 --> 00:14:47.759 You're not, by any chance, Mr. Chambers. 335 00:14:47.820 --> 00:14:49.440 Me, sir? 336 00:14:49.500 --> 00:14:50.580 Oh, no. 337 00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:51.360 No, sir. 338 00:14:51.419 --> 00:14:52.200 Are you sure? 339 00:14:52.320 --> 00:14:54.899 Let's see what's under this rope. 340 00:14:54.960 --> 00:14:56.759 As I have told you, sir. 341 00:14:56.820 --> 00:14:59.460 I am just a humble servant. 342 00:15:01.259 --> 00:15:03.240 Appropriately enough. 343 00:15:03.419 --> 00:15:05.279 Full of hot air. 344 00:15:06.059 --> 00:15:09.600 Well, that was a bit of a waste of time. 345 00:15:09.659 --> 00:15:14.460 Either, your perfect shape theory is wrong, or his control is 346 00:15:14.460 --> 00:15:15.360 getting stronger. 347 00:15:15.419 --> 00:15:16.440 Be silent. 348 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:18.840 Shouting at me won't help. 349 00:15:18.899 --> 00:15:21.000 It's what you're going to do with him that matters. 350 00:15:21.120 --> 00:15:23.639 Why do fools always state the obvious? 351 00:15:23.700 --> 00:15:27.659 So that they can get things in the open and size them up. 352 00:15:27.720 --> 00:15:30.720 Something super brains don't do very often. 353 00:15:30.779 --> 00:15:33.720 Believe it or not, the question was rhetorical. 354 00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:36.299 Nevertheless, it still don't answer. 355 00:15:36.360 --> 00:15:38.220 What you're going to do about him. 356 00:15:38.340 --> 00:15:39.419 He will die. 357 00:15:40.740 --> 00:15:46.500 But only if the contract with the eye council proves boner, fi 358 00:15:46.500 --> 00:15:46.860 day. 359 00:15:46.919 --> 00:15:48.720 But what if it don't? 360 00:15:48.840 --> 00:15:51.059 Then everything dies. 361 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:52.620 Eh? 362 00:15:52.740 --> 00:15:53.220 Everything? 363 00:15:53.279 --> 00:15:58.379 Bit excessive in it, I mean, I understand the disappointment when 364 00:15:58.379 --> 00:15:59.940 a caper falls up. 365 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:01.440 I am not engaged in a caper. 366 00:16:01.500 --> 00:16:05.399 Well, you can call it whatever you like, but you've got to 367 00:16:05.399 --> 00:16:08.519 understand that even in criminal circles. 368 00:16:08.639 --> 00:16:09.899 There are rules. 369 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:15.600 You can't go round committing geno's side and expect to continue 370 00:16:15.600 --> 00:16:17.639 earning an honest living as a crook. 371 00:16:17.759 --> 00:16:19.860 The public won't put up with it. 372 00:16:19.919 --> 00:16:23.159 I need the doctor's remaining lives. 373 00:16:23.220 --> 00:16:24.960 Without them, I shall die. 374 00:16:25.019 --> 00:16:27.659 And if I am denied them... 375 00:16:27.720 --> 00:16:31.919 Oh, what your plan is too extreme, then all they have to do is 376 00:16:31.919 --> 00:16:34.080 give me what I want. 377 00:16:34.200 --> 00:16:38.460 Even time lords can't give other people's lives away. 378 00:16:38.519 --> 00:16:42.600 If there is to be a future, then they will have to start now. 379 00:16:44.159 --> 00:16:46.799 What is going on? 380 00:16:46.860 --> 00:16:48.240 Please, madam. 381 00:16:48.360 --> 00:16:50.940 We must maintain a certain decorum and dignity. 382 00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:54.000 Blast decorum and dignity? 383 00:16:54.059 --> 00:17:00.240 We have intruders running about the matrix, causing who knows how 384 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:01.620 much havoc. 385 00:17:01.679 --> 00:17:04.380 You have a right to be concerned, madam. 386 00:17:04.500 --> 00:17:06.539 Oh, it's the master. 387 00:17:06.599 --> 00:17:08.099 Yes, I'm so concerned. 388 00:17:08.220 --> 00:17:10.500 Never have I had such an attentive audience. 389 00:17:10.559 --> 00:17:14.099 The Valiard hasn't done anything irreparable to the Matrix. 390 00:17:14.220 --> 00:17:16.980 Not yet, my dear keeper. 391 00:17:17.099 --> 00:17:19.859 But then he has yet to learn that his contract with the High 392 00:17:19.859 --> 00:17:21.180 Council has been revoked. 393 00:17:21.240 --> 00:17:23.039 How did you know that? 394 00:17:23.160 --> 00:17:26.099 We've only just learned that ourselves. 395 00:17:26.220 --> 00:17:28.500 I happen to be listening. 396 00:17:28.559 --> 00:17:32.940 Then you will also know that the contract was highly illegal. 397 00:17:33.420 --> 00:17:38.160 It should never have been drawn up, let alone lodged in the 398 00:17:38.160 --> 00:17:38.700 Matrix. 399 00:17:38.759 --> 00:17:42.960 You may find the valleyard in violent disagreement with you. 400 00:17:43.019 --> 00:17:45.000 The laws of time is sacrecinct. 401 00:17:45.059 --> 00:17:47.579 Surely, he must understand that. 402 00:17:47.579 --> 00:17:49.019 Exception can be made for no one. 403 00:17:49.079 --> 00:17:52.140 He has reached the end of his lives, and he's dying. 404 00:17:52.259 --> 00:17:54.180 It comes to us all. 405 00:17:54.299 --> 00:17:59.519 Latitudes are a poor substitute for argument, my dear inquisitor 406 00:17:59.519 --> 00:18:03.480 especially when the person there aimed at has the power to destroy 407 00:18:03.480 --> 00:18:04.259 the universe. 408 00:18:04.380 --> 00:18:06.000 To the universe. 409 00:18:06.240 --> 00:18:08.579 He isn't capable. 410 00:18:08.640 --> 00:18:11.099 Oh, but he is. 411 00:18:11.339 --> 00:18:13.859 I have located the Balliard's base. 412 00:18:13.920 --> 00:18:17.759 It seems he has been very particular as to where he has located 413 00:18:17.759 --> 00:18:18.960 his control room. 414 00:18:19.019 --> 00:18:20.220 Do tell. 415 00:18:20.339 --> 00:18:24.720 It has been constructed around a time vent. 416 00:18:25.619 --> 00:18:27.839 What's the time? 417 00:18:27.960 --> 00:18:28.500 It a bluff. 418 00:18:28.559 --> 00:18:29.339 He doesn't mean it. 419 00:18:29.460 --> 00:18:30.839 He won't open it. 420 00:18:30.900 --> 00:18:32.819 As far as I can ascertain. 421 00:18:32.880 --> 00:18:35.819 That is precisely his intention, my dear keeper. 422 00:18:35.880 --> 00:18:37.079 What's he talking about? 423 00:18:37.140 --> 00:18:38.460 Now, now, child. 424 00:18:38.579 --> 00:18:39.599 Please. 425 00:18:39.720 --> 00:18:41.579 The doctor's in the Matrix. 426 00:18:41.640 --> 00:18:44.160 I would like to know what danger he's in. 427 00:18:44.279 --> 00:18:46.140 The same danger as us all. 428 00:18:46.259 --> 00:18:50.339 If the Valiard does open the vent, An erratic surge of time will 429 00:18:50.339 --> 00:18:51.960 enter our stabilised continuum. 430 00:18:52.019 --> 00:18:56.460 The effect will be devastating, like mixing matter and anti 431 00:18:56.460 --> 00:18:56.880 matter. 432 00:18:56.940 --> 00:18:59.400 Then you must stop the valiard. 433 00:18:59.519 --> 00:19:01.740 That could prove very difficult, child. 434 00:19:01.859 --> 00:19:04.619 We would have to move against him with great care. 435 00:19:04.799 --> 00:19:09.299 I have calculated that if the event were open for more than 72 436 00:19:09.299 --> 00:19:13.500 seconds, the time continued, would be irrevocably damaged. 437 00:19:13.559 --> 00:19:18.720 How long do you anticipate it will be before the valleyard 438 00:19:18.720 --> 00:19:22.319 realises his contract has been withdrawn from the matrix? 439 00:19:22.440 --> 00:19:24.240 Very soon. 440 00:19:24.299 --> 00:19:27.180 There may still be time to return it. 441 00:19:27.240 --> 00:19:29.759 That could cost the doctor his life. 442 00:19:29.819 --> 00:19:31.259 No! 443 00:19:31.319 --> 00:19:35.220 It would also create an unacceptable... precedent. 444 00:19:35.279 --> 00:19:36.420 You're not thinking, keeper. 445 00:19:36.539 --> 00:19:38.940 If the valiard opens the vent. 446 00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:40.799 There will no longer be precedents. 447 00:19:40.859 --> 00:19:44.160 In fact, there will no longer be anything at all. 448 00:19:48.059 --> 00:19:49.740 It's gone. 449 00:19:49.799 --> 00:19:50.700 What? 450 00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:53.640 The contract has been revoked. 451 00:19:54.180 --> 00:19:56.160 Carnev. 452 00:19:56.279 --> 00:19:58.500 You sure you looked in the right place? 453 00:19:58.559 --> 00:19:59.880 Of course I am. 454 00:19:59.940 --> 00:20:03.059 Another mind has broken into my illusion. 455 00:20:03.119 --> 00:20:04.920 Oh, you won't do anything silly. 456 00:20:05.039 --> 00:20:08.940 I've primed the explosive bolts on the vent door. 457 00:20:09.059 --> 00:20:10.559 No! 458 00:20:11.579 --> 00:20:16.319 All that is necessary now is for me to ease the door open. 459 00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:27.359 Right, the fantasy factory. 460 00:20:27.480 --> 00:20:28.920 Have I break in? 461 00:20:32.039 --> 00:20:33.720 Oh... 462 00:20:33.839 --> 00:20:35.460 Pen knife. 463 00:20:36.539 --> 00:20:38.819 Come on, come on. 464 00:20:39.119 --> 00:20:41.700 Open, open, open. 465 00:20:41.819 --> 00:20:43.500 Ugh. 466 00:20:43.740 --> 00:20:46.140 A tissue compression eliminator. 467 00:20:46.200 --> 00:20:47.279 How predictable. 468 00:20:47.339 --> 00:20:51.119 I could easily have killed you if I wanted the High Council, want 469 00:20:51.119 --> 00:20:51.539 you dead. 470 00:20:51.599 --> 00:20:54.779 Why don't you oblige them and become a local hero? 471 00:20:54.900 --> 00:20:57.599 And spoil my anti establishment image. 472 00:20:57.660 --> 00:20:59.099 I don't think so. 473 00:20:59.160 --> 00:21:02.220 In any case, I've left it too late. 474 00:21:02.279 --> 00:21:05.279 The Valliards contract has been revoked. 475 00:21:05.339 --> 00:21:07.440 If I kill you, he'll sense it. 476 00:21:07.500 --> 00:21:08.759 He'll do more than that. 477 00:21:08.819 --> 00:21:10.319 He'll also die. 478 00:21:10.380 --> 00:21:14.640 But not before he's opened a time vent, and taken everything with 479 00:21:14.640 --> 00:21:15.000 him. 480 00:21:15.059 --> 00:21:19.019 It seems he's thought of everything, and only you can get close 481 00:21:19.019 --> 00:21:19.859 enough to stop him. 482 00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:22.200 Then I'd better get a move on. 483 00:21:22.259 --> 00:21:23.400 Good luck. 484 00:21:25.259 --> 00:21:26.819 Good luck. 485 00:21:27.359 --> 00:21:29.940 Makes me wonder if I'm doing the right thing. 486 00:21:31.019 --> 00:21:32.819 Valyard? 487 00:21:33.240 --> 00:21:35.640 I know you can hear me. 488 00:21:38.759 --> 00:21:39.960 I want to make a deal with you. 489 00:21:40.079 --> 00:21:42.119 Go on, answer him. 490 00:21:42.900 --> 00:21:46.980 The masters just told me that you might feel a little inclined to 491 00:21:46.980 --> 00:21:48.299 open a time vent. 492 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:49.680 So? 493 00:21:49.799 --> 00:21:51.180 You don't really want to do that. 494 00:21:51.299 --> 00:21:53.400 Not when you've won. 495 00:21:53.519 --> 00:21:56.759 My remaining lives are yours. 496 00:21:59.819 --> 00:22:01.680 I don't trust him. 497 00:22:01.740 --> 00:22:04.980 That's a nice way to talk about yourself. 498 00:22:05.400 --> 00:22:08.160 The High Council will never permit it. 499 00:22:08.220 --> 00:22:09.779 Then we'll make our own deal. 500 00:22:09.839 --> 00:22:11.220 They won't be able to stop us. 501 00:22:11.339 --> 00:22:12.539 Come on. 502 00:22:12.599 --> 00:22:13.140 Let me in. 503 00:22:16.200 --> 00:22:17.940 Now the door opens. 504 00:22:21.059 --> 00:22:22.920 We may yet win. 505 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:26.759 The valiard has allowed the doctor to enter his base. 506 00:22:27.119 --> 00:22:32.160 Is it possible for the same body to exist in close proximity with 507 00:22:32.160 --> 00:22:32.400 itself? 508 00:22:32.460 --> 00:22:33.960 Yes, madam. 509 00:22:34.019 --> 00:22:37.140 The Matrix, like the trial room, is outside of time. 510 00:22:37.259 --> 00:22:39.000 Is the doctor all right? 511 00:22:39.119 --> 00:22:40.559 For the time being. 512 00:22:40.619 --> 00:22:42.059 Can I see him? 513 00:22:42.180 --> 00:22:44.700 Precisely what I intended. 514 00:22:47.759 --> 00:22:49.559 I see that the master was telling the truth. 515 00:22:49.619 --> 00:22:50.819 Doctor! 516 00:22:50.940 --> 00:22:52.680 You won't be able to hear your child. 517 00:22:52.799 --> 00:22:56.160 You've already blown the bolts on the time bent. 518 00:22:56.220 --> 00:22:57.839 Did he think I was bluffing? 519 00:22:57.900 --> 00:22:58.799 No. 520 00:22:58.920 --> 00:23:00.779 But I hoped you were. 521 00:23:00.900 --> 00:23:02.579 Forever sentimental. 522 00:23:02.640 --> 00:23:03.420 Not this time. 523 00:23:03.480 --> 00:23:05.279 You want to destroy everything? 524 00:23:05.579 --> 00:23:07.140 Go ahead. 525 00:23:07.200 --> 00:23:12.059 Do you think it wise to provoke psychotic sociopaths to extremes 526 00:23:12.059 --> 00:23:12.960 of violence? 527 00:23:13.019 --> 00:23:14.880 You overestimate him. 528 00:23:15.000 --> 00:23:17.160 He's just a pathetic old man. 529 00:23:17.220 --> 00:23:18.599 You lied to me. 530 00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:21.720 You never intended to surrender your lives. 531 00:23:21.779 --> 00:23:22.259 That's right. 532 00:23:22.380 --> 00:23:25.500 So now you can go ahead and destroy everything. 533 00:23:25.559 --> 00:23:27.420 Isn't that what you want? 534 00:23:27.480 --> 00:23:29.400 What are you saying? 535 00:23:29.519 --> 00:23:33.240 However did I develop into such a pathetic individual? 536 00:23:33.299 --> 00:23:37.259 You've allowed the high council, of all people, to manipulate you 537 00:23:37.259 --> 00:23:38.039 from beginning to end. 538 00:23:38.099 --> 00:23:42.059 You even connived in their pathetic endeavours to cover up the 539 00:23:42.059 --> 00:23:43.079 near destruction of Earth. 540 00:23:43.200 --> 00:23:46.079 Supposedly your favourite planet. 541 00:23:46.140 --> 00:23:49.920 You've destroyed the credibility of the Matrix, along with what 542 00:23:49.920 --> 00:23:51.420 was left of the Timel's reputation. 543 00:23:51.420 --> 00:23:52.799 And for what? 544 00:23:52.920 --> 00:23:56.460 So that you may extend your miserable life. 545 00:23:56.579 --> 00:23:57.000 Keep back. 546 00:23:57.059 --> 00:23:58.380 Don't come near me. 547 00:23:58.440 --> 00:24:00.599 You don't deserve to live. 548 00:24:09.660 --> 00:24:12.119 What has he done? 549 00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:21.839 In time, you go over the inch! 550 00:24:23.039 --> 00:24:24.480 No! 551 00:24:24.599 --> 00:24:26.099 It wasn't an accident. 552 00:24:26.220 --> 00:24:28.019 The doctor took them in on purpose. 553 00:24:28.079 --> 00:24:30.779 That's nothing to do without this. 554 00:24:40.559 --> 00:24:42.480 Glip! 555 00:24:42.599 --> 00:24:44.279 There is very little time. 556 00:24:44.339 --> 00:24:46.799 You must close the vent door. 557 00:24:46.859 --> 00:24:48.299 Oh, boy. 558 00:24:48.359 --> 00:24:49.500 Oh! 559 00:24:53.039 --> 00:24:55.140 What's happening now? 560 00:24:55.200 --> 00:24:57.900 The Valley Art Delusion, it's breaking up. 561 00:24:57.960 --> 00:25:00.180 Must get out of the Matrix. 562 00:25:00.359 --> 00:25:02.279 I don't know the way. 563 00:25:02.339 --> 00:25:03.720 I'll guide you. 564 00:25:03.779 --> 00:25:04.440 Now hurry. 565 00:25:04.559 --> 00:25:07.319 These corridors look the same to me. 566 00:25:13.380 --> 00:25:15.720 A matrix must be made secure. 567 00:25:15.779 --> 00:25:19.380 We cannot risk such another occurrence. 568 00:25:25.440 --> 00:25:29.099 Oh, it's time for me to retire. 569 00:25:29.160 --> 00:25:30.960 You've hardly begun. 570 00:25:31.079 --> 00:25:35.039 With the doctor out of the way, the universe is ours. 571 00:25:36.900 --> 00:25:38.819 I'll tell you what. 572 00:25:39.000 --> 00:25:41.519 You can have my off as well. 573 00:25:41.579 --> 00:25:43.380 Thank you, I accept. 574 00:25:43.500 --> 00:25:46.019 Good, because all I want to do is go home. 575 00:25:52.859 --> 00:25:56.640 I would like to be returned to my own planet and time. 576 00:25:56.759 --> 00:25:58.019 Of course, child. 577 00:25:58.079 --> 00:26:00.180 I shall miss the doctor very much. 578 00:26:00.240 --> 00:26:03.000 Oh, I'm sure we all will. 579 00:26:03.059 --> 00:26:04.500 Won't we, keep her? 580 00:26:04.559 --> 00:26:04.980 What? 581 00:26:05.039 --> 00:26:05.700 Oh. 582 00:26:05.759 --> 00:26:06.779 Oh. 583 00:26:06.839 --> 00:26:08.039 Yes, of course. 584 00:26:08.099 --> 00:26:09.420 With you? 585 00:26:09.539 --> 00:26:11.819 Ever be able to retrieve his body? 586 00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:13.619 Shouldn't think so. 587 00:26:14.160 --> 00:26:16.980 Can't risk reopening the vent. 588 00:26:17.099 --> 00:26:20.579 If they want to get out, it'll have to be through their own 589 00:26:20.579 --> 00:26:21.240 ingenuity. 590 00:26:21.299 --> 00:26:23.759 You mean, the doctor is still alive? 591 00:26:23.819 --> 00:26:25.259 Of course, child. 592 00:26:25.380 --> 00:26:26.220 They both are. 593 00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:27.480 I didn't realise. 594 00:26:27.720 --> 00:26:30.599 Mind you, getting out of that mess won't be easy. 595 00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:32.640 I'm sure the doctor will succeed. 596 00:26:32.700 --> 00:26:33.839 He must. 597 00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:35.039 If he doesn't. 598 00:26:35.160 --> 00:26:41.519 The vent will remain his prison for eternity. 599 00:26:58.319 --> 00:27:00.720 That was Time Incorporated. 600 00:27:00.900 --> 00:27:03.420 The unused episode 14 of the Trial of a Time Lord, written by Eric 601 00:27:03.420 --> 00:27:05.220 Saywood, adapted by flight through entirety. 602 00:27:05.279 --> 00:27:07.440 Todd Beelby was a doctor and the keeper of the Matrix. 603 00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:08.880 Nathan Bottomley was the valiard. 604 00:27:09.000 --> 00:27:11.220 Brendan Jones was Melanie Bush and Mr. Popplewick. 605 00:27:11.279 --> 00:27:13.740 Richard Stone was the inquisitor and Sabalong Glitz, and special 606 00:27:13.740 --> 00:27:15.480 guest star, James Selwood, was the master. 607 00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:18.539 Incidental music by generous arrangement with Dominic Glynn. 608 00:27:18.660 --> 00:27:21.900 Theme arrangement by Cameron Lamb, produced and edited by Brendan 609 00:27:21.900 --> 00:27:24.960 Jones, using GarageBand or Audacity, and a megabyte mode. 610 00:27:31.019 --> 00:27:32.279 Time Lord chatter. 611 00:27:32.339 --> 00:27:33.240 Okay, come gather around. 612 00:27:34.380 --> 00:27:36.539 We could say whatever we like. 613 00:27:38.279 --> 00:27:41.400 Personally, I'm in favour of summary execution. 614 00:27:41.460 --> 00:27:42.539 That's great. 615 00:27:42.599 --> 00:27:44.039 What happened to that girl? 616 00:27:44.099 --> 00:27:48.299 I don't know, but, um, there's something here called the web of 617 00:27:48.299 --> 00:27:48.599 fear. 618 00:27:48.660 --> 00:27:49.380 Maybe we can watch that one. 619 00:27:49.440 --> 00:27:50.460 It might be a bit better. 620 00:27:52.140 --> 00:27:54.119 Insurrectionists? 621 00:27:54.180 --> 00:27:55.559 running amuck on Gallifray? 622 00:27:55.619 --> 00:27:56.220 Rhubar. 623 00:27:56.279 --> 00:27:56.880 Love it when that happens. 624 00:27:57.119 --> 00:27:59.279 Sorry, send it in. 625 00:27:59.339 --> 00:28:01.920 Insurrectionist, running on Gallifrey. 626 00:28:01.980 --> 00:28:03.000 I love it when that happens. 627 00:28:03.059 --> 00:28:05.460 Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb. 628 00:28:06.779 --> 00:28:09.240 Who are you voting for in the election? 629 00:28:09.299 --> 00:28:10.980 My choice is for Gary Russell here. 630 00:28:12.359 --> 00:28:14.640 Iceberg, iceberg. 631 00:28:14.700 --> 00:28:16.559 Massive for my dead baby. 632 00:28:17.460 --> 00:28:19.559 Keep going, keep going. 633 00:28:19.619 --> 00:28:22.859 My hip still playing up, you know. 634 00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:23.819 Sparkle. 635 00:28:23.880 --> 00:28:26.880 I'm just quenching French and saunders now. 636 00:28:27.059 --> 00:28:30.900 Well, I just think that Silurian seen better days. 637 00:28:30.900 --> 00:28:31.619 How about you? 638 00:28:31.799 --> 00:28:34.440 And I can't think what else to say. 639 00:28:34.500 --> 00:28:34.740 Hello. 640 00:28:34.859 --> 00:28:37.019 Usually we're not at a loss for words, are we? 641 00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:37.619 How does that sound? 642 00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:38.339 Are you taping this? 643 00:28:38.400 --> 00:28:39.420 Oh, okay. 644 00:28:39.480 --> 00:28:40.980 I thought you just wanted to get the pitch right. 645 00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:42.059 All right, well, let's Todd. 646 00:28:42.119 --> 00:28:43.319 Shall we just chat with that? 647 00:28:44.940 --> 00:28:46.619 Dahlia. 648 00:28:46.680 --> 00:28:49.559 That Elsbeth Gray, I tell you, she's never been the same since she 649 00:28:49.559 --> 00:28:53.400 came back from spotting around with that Jeffrey Baylton, honestly 650 00:28:53.400 --> 00:28:54.180 it's a travesty. 651 00:28:54.240 --> 00:28:55.920 She's never got that job, you know? 652 00:28:55.980 --> 00:28:57.059 Well, she did. 653 00:28:57.059 --> 00:28:59.039 Well, I shouldn't think so, too. 654 00:28:59.099 --> 00:29:00.480 You know how she got that job, don't you? 655 00:29:00.539 --> 00:29:01.079 Yes. 656 00:29:01.140 --> 00:29:05.339 Yes. rough scrubbers knees and no comments. 657 00:29:05.400 --> 00:29:06.839 Right in the loo. 658 00:29:07.500 --> 00:29:09.299 Excellent. 659 00:29:09.359 --> 00:29:15.240 That's all going to come out. rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. 660 00:29:15.299 --> 00:29:16.740 In turmoil? 661 00:29:16.799 --> 00:29:19.200 Oh, it's the master. 662 00:29:19.259 --> 00:29:20.759 I'm so concerned by my life. 663 00:29:20.819 --> 00:29:25.079 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 664 00:29:25.140 --> 00:29:25.920 Oh, God. 665 00:29:25.920 --> 00:29:27.059 I can't. 666 00:29:27.119 --> 00:29:30.059 And then he started wearing all of Chancellor Flavia's dresses. 667 00:29:30.119 --> 00:29:30.720 I can't believe it. 668 00:29:30.779 --> 00:29:33.900 My hip is really still hurting. 669 00:29:35.279 --> 00:29:36.660 Okay. 670 00:29:36.720 --> 00:29:38.460 Thank you very much, Chef. 671 00:29:38.519 --> 00:29:40.440 Is that a real moustache? 672 00:29:41.039 --> 00:29:44.039 I would be just pleased to see us. 673 00:29:44.099 --> 00:29:45.119 All right. 674 00:29:45.180 --> 00:29:46.140 Oh, what's that? 675 00:29:46.259 --> 00:29:48.240 Destroy the universe. 676 00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:51.180 But that's where I keep all my stuff. 677 00:29:51.240 --> 00:29:51.839 Knickers. 678 00:29:51.900 --> 00:29:54.119 Matrix, my matrix. 679 00:29:54.180 --> 00:29:55.500 The universe? 680 00:29:55.920 --> 00:29:59.279 Oh, no, but that's where I keep all my stuff. 681 00:29:59.339 --> 00:30:01.019 Where am I going to put everything? 682 00:30:01.079 --> 00:30:01.799 Bollons. 683 00:30:01.859 --> 00:30:03.480 Beat my pants. 684 00:30:03.779 --> 00:30:06.720 Oh, I'm so glad I'm in the yellow house. 685 00:30:06.779 --> 00:30:07.559 Okay. 686 00:30:07.619 --> 00:30:08.400 Thank you. 687 00:30:08.579 --> 00:30:11.039 They're aliens, aren't they? 688 00:30:11.099 --> 00:30:12.000 Yes, I think so. 689 00:30:12.059 --> 00:30:14.220 The valiard's pace. 690 00:30:17.400 --> 00:30:19.680 What's the time bin? 691 00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:22.259 It's something to do with Lavina Travatralunda. 692 00:30:23.339 --> 00:30:25.140 Oh, oh. 693 00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:28.319 Oh, oh, oh, a time bit. 694 00:30:28.380 --> 00:30:29.579 Oh, oh. 695 00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:30.960 Is that like Harry Styles? 696 00:30:31.380 --> 00:30:33.299 Sorry.