WEBVTT NOTE This transcript was created on 2026-06-07 at 13:46:56 1 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:08.519 The story so far, the doctor has been taken out of time and put on a trial for his life after several pieces of increasingly bizarre evidence. 2 00:00:08.580 --> 00:00:13.019 The trial falls apart at the end when the script writer runs away with his script. 3 00:00:13.080 --> 00:00:20.699 Surely anyone who discovered this final part of Trial of Time Lord would be mad to attempt a recording. 4 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:46.560 Flight through entirety present Doctor Who, Time Incorporated. 5 00:00:46.679 --> 00:00:52.560 The unuse script for the Trial of a Time Lord, Episode 14, by Eric Saywood. 6 00:00:54.119 --> 00:00:58.859 Kill me, and you will never gain my remaining regenerations. 7 00:00:58.979 --> 00:01:01.560 But you've already signed them away. 8 00:01:01.619 --> 00:01:02.640 To J.J. 9 00:01:02.640 --> 00:01:03.840 Chambers, not to you. 10 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:07.200 For the sake of this charade, I am J.J. 11 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:07.620 Chambers. 12 00:01:07.739 --> 00:01:09.299 I thought you understood. 13 00:01:09.359 --> 00:01:12.180 You were in a world entirely of my making. 14 00:01:12.299 --> 00:01:14.040 That I deny your world. 15 00:01:14.159 --> 00:01:16.140 So you keep saying... 16 00:01:16.140 --> 00:01:17.400 But you know you haven't the strength. 17 00:01:17.519 --> 00:01:25.260 I have perfected the talent for mind control and illusion, which you chose in your misguided youth to neglect. 18 00:01:25.319 --> 00:01:27.420 Illusion is for the theatre. 19 00:01:27.540 --> 00:01:28.560 Not real life. 20 00:01:28.680 --> 00:01:31.019 Even you must understand that. 21 00:01:31.079 --> 00:01:34.079 Illusion is an honoured time lord cult. 22 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:35.219 Not any longer. 23 00:01:35.340 --> 00:01:43.739 As with mind linking and levitation, it is only seriously practised nowadays by children's entertainers, and the weak minded. 24 00:01:43.799 --> 00:01:45.659 Feeble provocation, doctor. 25 00:01:45.780 --> 00:01:47.579 Then here's a bit more. 26 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:55.319 Do you really think the High Council is any longer in a position to ratify the so called deal it has with you? 27 00:01:55.379 --> 00:01:57.120 I have an inviolable agreement. 28 00:01:57.180 --> 00:01:58.079 Rubbish. 29 00:01:58.200 --> 00:02:01.439 Such a covenant could only be lodged in the matrix. 30 00:02:01.500 --> 00:02:02.280 Correct. 31 00:02:02.340 --> 00:02:07.439 Pledged, signed, and sealed by each and every member of the high council. 32 00:02:07.500 --> 00:02:13.439 The moment you die, your unused lives will be transferred to me and I will... 33 00:02:13.500 --> 00:02:14.039 You really believe that? 34 00:02:14.099 --> 00:02:15.960 You would have killed me at the first opportunity. 35 00:02:16.020 --> 00:02:18.419 I wish to savour the moment of my death. 36 00:02:18.479 --> 00:02:23.099 After all, how many people survive successful self murder. 37 00:02:23.159 --> 00:02:24.180 Oh. 38 00:02:24.360 --> 00:02:25.500 It's up to my neck. 39 00:02:25.740 --> 00:02:27.300 Garbage. 40 00:02:27.419 --> 00:02:30.719 I've heard more sense from a lobotomised spiel snape. 41 00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:34.439 The truth of the magic means that you've lost your nerve. 42 00:02:34.500 --> 00:02:41.699 Too many games have been played with the Matrix for you to be able to trust either it or the High Council... 43 00:02:41.819 --> 00:02:42.900 I dictated the contract myself. 44 00:02:42.960 --> 00:02:45.419 I know that it is inviolable. 45 00:02:45.479 --> 00:02:47.219 I'd have another look if I were you. 46 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:52.979 Check the small print, and I mean the small print they inserted after the deal was struck. 47 00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:55.560 Again, feeble provocation. 48 00:02:55.620 --> 00:03:00.539 Whether you like it or not, you are the chief prosecution witness against the High Council. 49 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:07.080 When they come to court, as they certainly will, things would be much easier if you weren't around to contradict their lies. 50 00:03:07.199 --> 00:03:09.960 Kill me, and you kill yourself. 51 00:03:10.020 --> 00:03:13.560 That is the only contract the High Council will ratify. 52 00:03:14.159 --> 00:03:15.960 What are you doing? 53 00:03:16.919 --> 00:03:19.199 You screed? 54 00:03:19.319 --> 00:03:20.699 You've done away with him. 55 00:03:20.759 --> 00:03:22.199 Be still, fool. 56 00:03:22.319 --> 00:03:23.939 The doctor is unharmed. 57 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:25.080 Then what's going on? 58 00:03:25.139 --> 00:03:28.020 Another mind is attempting to break into my illusion. 59 00:03:29.039 --> 00:03:29.879 I said, be silent. 60 00:03:33.180 --> 00:03:35.580 Swimming in treacle. 61 00:03:38.639 --> 00:03:40.139 Oh, no. 62 00:03:40.500 --> 00:03:42.180 The master. 63 00:03:42.300 --> 00:03:44.280 It would have to be you. 64 00:03:44.340 --> 00:03:47.340 Show a little gratitude, my dear doctor. 65 00:03:47.460 --> 00:03:50.699 I am here at enormous inconvenience to myself. 66 00:03:50.759 --> 00:03:52.500 My apologies. 67 00:03:52.560 --> 00:03:54.360 I'm grateful. 68 00:03:54.479 --> 00:03:56.039 Now, please get me out. 69 00:03:58.620 --> 00:04:02.639 Oh, I didn't realise his illusions could be so messy. 70 00:04:03.659 --> 00:04:05.219 Now what? 71 00:04:05.280 --> 00:04:06.599 The difficult part. 72 00:04:06.719 --> 00:04:08.099 Concentrate. 73 00:04:17.160 --> 00:04:30.660 Ring around the roses, pocket for the pose, easy, ashes, ashes, ashes, we all fall down. 74 00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:33.300 Well, this fog has gotten the mud right out of my clothes. 75 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:35.579 You know we're still in the matrix. 76 00:04:35.639 --> 00:04:36.839 It's worse than that. 77 00:04:36.899 --> 00:04:39.480 You're still in the Valliard's illusion. 78 00:04:39.600 --> 00:04:42.360 Surely you can get me out of something so elementary. 79 00:04:42.420 --> 00:04:47.279 Not when he is sustaining the illusion by drawing power from the very core of the matrix. 80 00:04:47.339 --> 00:04:56.160 Although I may appear to be my usual suave, verbane self, I'm, in fact, using up massive amounts of energy to sustain my presence. 81 00:04:56.279 --> 00:04:59.220 Then we must find him quickly before he can cause any more trouble. 82 00:04:59.279 --> 00:05:01.740 That you must do alone. 83 00:05:01.860 --> 00:05:03.720 Don't worry about me. 84 00:05:03.779 --> 00:05:08.399 He won't harm you until he's confirmed the wording of the contract lodged in the Matrix. 85 00:05:08.459 --> 00:05:09.060 I know. 86 00:05:09.180 --> 00:05:11.100 But find him quickly. 87 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:19.800 Oh, that barrel again. 88 00:05:20.339 --> 00:05:23.220 And wet footprints getting out of it. 89 00:05:23.279 --> 00:05:24.060 Hmm. 90 00:05:24.180 --> 00:05:25.620 Is that the best you can do? 91 00:05:25.740 --> 00:05:29.220 So much power, yet so little imagination. 92 00:05:35.399 --> 00:05:38.040 So you think I like imagination? 93 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:39.839 We shall see, doctor. 94 00:05:39.959 --> 00:05:42.120 But you won't kill him. 95 00:05:42.180 --> 00:05:44.639 The dog's right, isn't he? 96 00:05:44.759 --> 00:05:49.500 You're dead frightened that my council's got at your contract. 97 00:05:59.879 --> 00:06:02.220 This is too typical of the master. 98 00:06:02.279 --> 00:06:03.600 First, he's here. 99 00:06:03.720 --> 00:06:04.860 Then he's gone. 100 00:06:04.980 --> 00:06:06.720 A most confusing fellow. 101 00:06:06.779 --> 00:06:07.800 Does it matter? 102 00:06:07.860 --> 00:06:09.360 Just so long as he helps. 103 00:06:09.420 --> 00:06:14.699 I fear that whatever the master does will be exclusively for his own purpose. 104 00:06:14.819 --> 00:06:18.240 According to the doctor, most time lords are the same. 105 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:20.040 Oh, very cynical observation. 106 00:06:20.100 --> 00:06:25.019 We are simply a very old civilisation prone to a certain eccentricity and... 107 00:06:25.019 --> 00:06:26.579 A word in your ear. 108 00:06:26.699 --> 00:06:33.180 The high council has resigned, which, I gather, has sent Galifrey into turmoil. 109 00:06:33.240 --> 00:06:35.759 Do they know yet of the events that have taken place here? 110 00:06:35.819 --> 00:06:37.740 Neither must they. 111 00:06:37.800 --> 00:06:42.779 Knowledge that the matrix has been violated could lead to civil war. 112 00:06:42.779 --> 00:06:46.199 Help the doctor find the valiard and no one need ever know. 113 00:06:46.319 --> 00:06:48.540 If only it were that simple child. 114 00:06:49.920 --> 00:06:52.620 He will never find his way in here. 115 00:06:52.980 --> 00:06:56.160 The doctor's thought patterns are very confusing. 116 00:06:56.220 --> 00:07:00.300 I sense that he's concerned about something called Mel Bush. 117 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:02.579 Why should he be thinking about a plant? 118 00:07:02.639 --> 00:07:04.199 Mel Borch. 119 00:07:04.259 --> 00:07:07.920 It must be that bit of siddly knocks about with. 120 00:07:07.980 --> 00:07:10.560 Her name's Mel. indeed. 121 00:07:11.040 --> 00:07:13.019 That's her. 122 00:07:13.319 --> 00:07:13.560 Perfect. 123 00:07:13.860 --> 00:07:16.620 Oh, she's done you no arm. 124 00:07:16.740 --> 00:07:20.699 Sentimentality does not become you, Sabalong glitz. 125 00:07:20.759 --> 00:07:22.740 At least I'm capable of it. 126 00:07:22.800 --> 00:07:25.860 It is a weakness, and not a thing to boast about. 127 00:07:26.040 --> 00:07:28.740 What are you gonna do with him now? 128 00:07:28.860 --> 00:07:32.220 Lose him in a very safe place. 129 00:07:32.279 --> 00:07:34.319 To what end? 130 00:07:34.379 --> 00:07:36.300 You're running out of time. 131 00:07:36.420 --> 00:07:39.839 Someone's already managed to break into your illusion. 132 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:44.759 I only need to keep the doctor safe until I have confirmed the wording of my contract. 133 00:07:44.819 --> 00:07:46.860 Knowing the time, Lords. 134 00:07:46.980 --> 00:07:48.779 I suggest you get on with it. 135 00:07:54.839 --> 00:07:56.879 Hmm, nothing in here. 136 00:07:57.839 --> 00:08:00.300 Who know what's through this door? 137 00:08:00.420 --> 00:08:01.980 Oh. 138 00:08:02.279 --> 00:08:04.980 Well, I didn't expect to find a monk. 139 00:08:05.100 --> 00:08:07.800 Are you looking for something, sir? 140 00:08:07.860 --> 00:08:10.259 Mr. Popplewell? 141 00:08:10.319 --> 00:08:13.019 Popblewick, actually, sir. 142 00:08:13.139 --> 00:08:15.060 Do you get extra for dressing up? 143 00:08:15.180 --> 00:08:17.160 Or is it some sort of fetish? 144 00:08:17.220 --> 00:08:20.100 I sense a certain hostility, sir. 145 00:08:20.160 --> 00:08:21.899 Your sense considerably more. 146 00:08:21.959 --> 00:08:24.060 If you don't tell me where that valleyard is. 147 00:08:24.120 --> 00:08:27.600 Please, sir, show respect for the cloth, sir. 148 00:08:27.660 --> 00:08:29.279 The cloth is safe. 149 00:08:29.339 --> 00:08:31.379 It's you I intend to flatten. 150 00:08:31.439 --> 00:08:36.179 Such aggression, sir, and me just a humble messenger, sir. 151 00:08:36.299 --> 00:08:40.679 The ancient Greeks used to kill messengers who brought bad news. 152 00:08:40.799 --> 00:08:43.379 An unruly lot, the Greeks, sir. 153 00:08:43.440 --> 00:08:48.059 But, fortunately, the message I bring will placate and soothe, sir. 154 00:08:48.179 --> 00:08:51.659 Mr. Chambers has granted you an appointment, sir. 155 00:08:51.779 --> 00:08:54.779 The Valiard, the very one, sir. 156 00:08:54.899 --> 00:08:56.940 Then lead on. 157 00:08:57.059 --> 00:08:58.799 At once, sir. 158 00:09:00.539 --> 00:09:04.620 I'm afraid our journey is a long one, sir. 159 00:09:04.679 --> 00:09:09.179 But before we start, we must collect a friend of yours. 160 00:09:09.480 --> 00:09:10.559 Stabalong glitz. 161 00:09:10.620 --> 00:09:11.340 No, sir. 162 00:09:11.460 --> 00:09:14.519 He is already with Mr. Chambers, sir. 163 00:09:14.580 --> 00:09:16.919 Will you stop calling me sir? 164 00:09:16.980 --> 00:09:18.120 Of course, sir. 165 00:09:18.240 --> 00:09:19.980 No, sir. 166 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:23.519 The young woman we have to collect is a Ms. Melanie Bush, sir. 167 00:09:23.580 --> 00:09:24.779 She's here. 168 00:09:24.840 --> 00:09:27.240 Followed you into the Matrix, sir. 169 00:09:27.360 --> 00:09:29.940 Such a foolish thing to do, sir. 170 00:09:30.059 --> 00:09:31.080 Indeed. 171 00:09:31.200 --> 00:09:33.000 And where is she? 172 00:09:33.120 --> 00:09:35.039 Through this door, sir. 173 00:09:35.700 --> 00:09:37.259 After you. 174 00:09:37.379 --> 00:09:39.960 You lack trust, sir. 175 00:09:40.019 --> 00:09:41.940 This is no trick, sir. 176 00:09:45.059 --> 00:09:47.220 Follow me, sir. 177 00:09:51.960 --> 00:09:56.279 Of course, uh, when I was a boy... 178 00:09:56.279 --> 00:09:58.320 You fool, Doctor... 179 00:09:58.320 --> 00:10:01.860 Now you will see the power of the most perfect geometrical shape. 180 00:10:01.919 --> 00:10:03.360 Can't whines. 181 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:06.240 I was not speaking to you, microbe. 182 00:10:10.500 --> 00:10:12.659 Not much further, sir. 183 00:10:12.720 --> 00:10:14.759 What a depressing place. 184 00:10:14.820 --> 00:10:18.840 I'm surprised you don't recognise it, um... 185 00:10:18.899 --> 00:10:19.320 Should I? 186 00:10:19.379 --> 00:10:20.639 Oh, yes, sir. 187 00:10:22.080 --> 00:10:23.820 Melanie. 188 00:10:23.940 --> 00:10:25.440 Melanie. 189 00:10:25.559 --> 00:10:27.600 Help me, help me, help me. 190 00:10:27.659 --> 00:10:28.080 What's happening? 191 00:10:28.980 --> 00:10:30.899 Popperwick. 192 00:10:30.960 --> 00:10:32.220 Mr. Popawwick. 193 00:10:35.340 --> 00:10:37.080 Are you all right? 194 00:10:37.919 --> 00:10:39.539 For the moment. 195 00:10:39.659 --> 00:10:41.940 Oh, but there's something dreadful down here. 196 00:10:42.059 --> 00:10:42.960 I can sense it. 197 00:10:43.019 --> 00:10:43.799 Let's go. 198 00:10:43.860 --> 00:10:46.740 The door's this way, but I came from this direction. 199 00:10:46.860 --> 00:10:49.200 There isn't a door in that direction, Doctor. 200 00:10:49.259 --> 00:10:51.179 It must be... came through it. 201 00:10:51.240 --> 00:10:52.379 Come and look. 202 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:54.539 I'm frightened, Doctor. 203 00:10:54.659 --> 00:10:55.799 There's no need to be. 204 00:10:55.919 --> 00:10:57.480 We'll soon be out of here. 205 00:10:57.600 --> 00:11:01.019 Oh, I think I've been going around in circles. 206 00:11:01.139 --> 00:11:02.580 Circles. 207 00:11:02.700 --> 00:11:04.679 You know, round things. 208 00:11:04.740 --> 00:11:05.820 How do you know? 209 00:11:05.879 --> 00:11:07.679 Well, look here, on the wall. 210 00:11:07.799 --> 00:11:10.019 This jagged scar. 211 00:11:10.139 --> 00:11:11.460 I've passed it three times. 212 00:11:11.580 --> 00:11:13.440 Are you certain? 213 00:11:13.559 --> 00:11:14.399 Of course I am. 214 00:11:14.460 --> 00:11:16.200 No, no, no, no, no. 215 00:11:16.259 --> 00:11:23.639 If you'd been perambulating in an annular fashion, you would have passed not only your interest, but mine. 216 00:11:23.700 --> 00:11:25.379 I haven't passed any entrances. 217 00:11:25.440 --> 00:11:28.980 Therefore, you can't have been progressing in an orbital fashion. 218 00:11:29.039 --> 00:11:29.639 Oh, no? 219 00:11:29.700 --> 00:11:31.860 Well, if you think you will, explain. 220 00:11:31.980 --> 00:11:36.840 I don't know, if you don't know, how can you know you've been cruising in a cyclical manner? 221 00:11:36.899 --> 00:11:39.000 I told you about the markings on the wall. 222 00:11:39.059 --> 00:11:40.019 I've passed them three times. 223 00:11:40.080 --> 00:11:41.820 If you'd passed them three times. 224 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:43.620 You'd have also passed the entrances. 225 00:11:43.740 --> 00:11:44.460 Yes? 226 00:11:44.519 --> 00:11:45.120 No. 227 00:11:45.240 --> 00:11:45.779 No. 228 00:11:45.899 --> 00:11:46.679 No. 229 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:47.399 I don't understand. 230 00:11:47.460 --> 00:11:48.600 Why are you saying no? 231 00:11:48.659 --> 00:11:49.320 I don't know. 232 00:11:49.379 --> 00:11:51.000 You don't know why you're saying no? 233 00:11:51.120 --> 00:11:51.779 No. 234 00:11:51.840 --> 00:11:55.019 I mean, yes, I do know why I'm saying no. 235 00:11:55.080 --> 00:12:00.360 I'm saying no, because I don't know why I've passed the markings three times, and yet haven't passed the entrances. 236 00:12:00.419 --> 00:12:02.700 We're getting very long winded. 237 00:12:02.759 --> 00:12:03.659 I know. 238 00:12:03.779 --> 00:12:05.700 That positively orbital. 239 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:06.480 All right. 240 00:12:06.600 --> 00:12:09.840 Let's assume for the sake of argument that you have passed this way before. 241 00:12:09.899 --> 00:12:10.620 Right. 242 00:12:10.679 --> 00:12:13.620 So how could you have done that without encountering the entrance? 243 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:14.759 You've just said that. 244 00:12:14.820 --> 00:12:18.179 It's worth saying once, it's worth a circular. restatement. 245 00:12:18.240 --> 00:12:19.320 Then I don't know. 246 00:12:19.440 --> 00:12:19.860 What? 247 00:12:19.919 --> 00:12:20.639 Why? 248 00:12:20.700 --> 00:12:22.440 I've passed the entrances without seeing them. 249 00:12:22.559 --> 00:12:24.539 I can only assume they've been moved. 250 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:26.279 As in transportation? 251 00:12:26.399 --> 00:12:28.139 No, h hidden. 252 00:12:28.259 --> 00:12:29.399 Disguised. 253 00:12:29.519 --> 00:12:30.720 Maybe. 254 00:12:30.840 --> 00:12:32.039 Who would do that? 255 00:12:32.100 --> 00:12:33.240 I don't know. 256 00:12:33.899 --> 00:12:40.440 Unless someone wants us to think we're not orbiting this circulation of a circumference in a peripatetic mode. 257 00:12:40.559 --> 00:12:42.480 Did I say all that? 258 00:12:42.600 --> 00:12:44.759 It would have ruptured my larynx if I had. 259 00:12:44.879 --> 00:12:46.259 What's happening, doctor? 260 00:12:46.379 --> 00:12:48.059 I don't know. 261 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:52.080 It's as though we're becoming obsessed with circumambulation. 262 00:12:52.200 --> 00:12:59.580 Added to which, a degree of circumloquacious circumvolution has edged into our vocabulary. 263 00:12:59.639 --> 00:13:01.080 Not to mention circular tortology. 264 00:13:01.139 --> 00:13:03.419 What a terrible thought. 265 00:13:03.480 --> 00:13:06.059 Trapped like mice in an exercise wheel forever. 266 00:13:06.120 --> 00:13:10.500 Doomed to run around, and around and around, and get nowhere. 267 00:13:10.500 --> 00:13:12.360 What are we going to do, Doctor? 268 00:13:12.480 --> 00:13:13.320 I don't know. 269 00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:18.960 We're being conditioned to accept, in every respect, the world of the circle. 270 00:13:19.019 --> 00:13:22.259 The most complete shape contained in a single line. 271 00:13:22.379 --> 00:13:23.340 Awesome. 272 00:13:23.460 --> 00:13:24.779 The perfect trap. 273 00:13:24.899 --> 00:13:28.740 No beginning, no end, complete in itself. 274 00:13:28.919 --> 00:13:31.320 Let's go around the corridor one more time. 275 00:13:31.379 --> 00:13:32.220 Whatever for? 276 00:13:32.279 --> 00:13:33.720 We may still find the entrance. 277 00:13:33.779 --> 00:13:35.940 But you've already been round three times. 278 00:13:36.000 --> 00:13:38.039 There weren't more circuit for luck. 279 00:13:38.100 --> 00:13:38.700 Why? 280 00:13:38.820 --> 00:13:39.539 Why not? 281 00:13:39.600 --> 00:13:40.980 We've got nothing else to do. 282 00:13:41.100 --> 00:13:43.139 So we go round and round until we collapse. 283 00:13:43.320 --> 00:13:44.039 Or escape. 284 00:13:44.100 --> 00:13:46.379 You're a past master at escaping. 285 00:13:46.440 --> 00:13:49.559 But how do you find a gap in the most perfect shape ever created? 286 00:13:49.679 --> 00:13:52.440 Especially when your mind is being conditioned to think in circles. 287 00:13:52.500 --> 00:13:54.659 I don't understand, Doctor. 288 00:13:54.779 --> 00:13:55.679 I do. 289 00:13:55.740 --> 00:13:57.600 And suddenly, very clearly. 290 00:13:59.460 --> 00:14:02.159 You go on, I want to think. 291 00:14:15.179 --> 00:14:20.700 Oh, deary me, sir, you're proving heart, O clever for us, sir. 292 00:14:20.820 --> 00:14:22.019 Where am I? 293 00:14:22.139 --> 00:14:24.419 Inside your own mind, sir. 294 00:14:24.539 --> 00:14:27.899 Thought that would confuse you, good and proper, sir. 295 00:14:27.960 --> 00:14:32.220 It almost did, through this door, so... 296 00:14:37.379 --> 00:14:41.039 You had better wait here in the alley, sir. 297 00:14:41.159 --> 00:14:45.000 I should think Mr. Chambers will want to have a word with you, sir. 298 00:14:45.120 --> 00:14:47.759 You're not, by any chance, Mr. Chambers. 299 00:14:47.820 --> 00:14:49.440 Me, sir? 300 00:14:49.500 --> 00:14:50.580 Oh, no. 301 00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:51.360 No, sir. 302 00:14:51.419 --> 00:14:52.200 Are you sure? 303 00:14:52.320 --> 00:14:54.899 Let's see what's under this rope. 304 00:14:54.960 --> 00:14:56.759 As I have told you, sir. 305 00:14:56.820 --> 00:14:59.460 I am just a humble servant. 306 00:15:01.259 --> 00:15:03.240 Appropriately enough. 307 00:15:03.419 --> 00:15:05.279 Full of hot air. 308 00:15:06.059 --> 00:15:09.600 Well, that was a bit of a waste of time. 309 00:15:09.659 --> 00:15:15.360 Either, your perfect shape theory is wrong, or his control is getting stronger. 310 00:15:15.419 --> 00:15:16.440 Be silent. 311 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:18.840 Shouting at me won't help. 312 00:15:18.899 --> 00:15:21.000 It's what you're going to do with him that matters. 313 00:15:21.120 --> 00:15:23.639 Why do fools always state the obvious? 314 00:15:23.700 --> 00:15:27.659 So that they can get things in the open and size them up. 315 00:15:27.720 --> 00:15:30.720 Something super brains don't do very often. 316 00:15:30.779 --> 00:15:33.720 Believe it or not, the question was rhetorical. 317 00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:36.299 Nevertheless, it still don't answer. 318 00:15:36.360 --> 00:15:38.220 What you're going to do about him. 319 00:15:38.340 --> 00:15:39.419 He will die. 320 00:15:40.740 --> 00:15:46.860 But only if the contract with the eye council proves boner, fi day. 321 00:15:46.919 --> 00:15:48.720 But what if it don't? 322 00:15:48.840 --> 00:15:51.059 Then everything dies. 323 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:52.620 Eh? 324 00:15:52.740 --> 00:15:53.220 Everything? 325 00:15:53.279 --> 00:15:59.940 Bit excessive in it, I mean, I understand the disappointment when a caper falls up. 326 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:01.440 I am not engaged in a caper. 327 00:16:01.500 --> 00:16:08.519 Well, you can call it whatever you like, but you've got to understand that even in criminal circles. 328 00:16:08.639 --> 00:16:09.899 There are rules. 329 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:17.639 You can't go round committing geno's side and expect to continue earning an honest living as a crook. 330 00:16:17.759 --> 00:16:19.860 The public won't put up with it. 331 00:16:19.919 --> 00:16:23.159 I need the doctor's remaining lives. 332 00:16:23.220 --> 00:16:24.960 Without them, I shall die. 333 00:16:25.019 --> 00:16:27.659 And if I am denied them... 334 00:16:27.720 --> 00:16:34.080 Oh, what your plan is too extreme, then all they have to do is give me what I want. 335 00:16:34.200 --> 00:16:38.460 Even time lords can't give other people's lives away. 336 00:16:38.519 --> 00:16:42.600 If there is to be a future, then they will have to start now. 337 00:16:44.159 --> 00:16:46.799 What is going on? 338 00:16:46.860 --> 00:16:48.240 Please, madam. 339 00:16:48.360 --> 00:16:50.940 We must maintain a certain decorum and dignity. 340 00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:54.000 Blast decorum and dignity? 341 00:16:54.059 --> 00:17:01.620 We have intruders running about the matrix, causing who knows how much havoc. 342 00:17:01.679 --> 00:17:04.380 You have a right to be concerned, madam. 343 00:17:04.500 --> 00:17:06.539 Oh, it's the master. 344 00:17:06.599 --> 00:17:08.099 Yes, I'm so concerned. 345 00:17:08.220 --> 00:17:10.500 Never have I had such an attentive audience. 346 00:17:10.559 --> 00:17:14.099 The Valiard hasn't done anything irreparable to the Matrix. 347 00:17:14.220 --> 00:17:16.980 Not yet, my dear keeper. 348 00:17:17.099 --> 00:17:21.180 But then he has yet to learn that his contract with the High Council has been revoked. 349 00:17:21.240 --> 00:17:23.039 How did you know that? 350 00:17:23.160 --> 00:17:26.099 We've only just learned that ourselves. 351 00:17:26.220 --> 00:17:28.500 I happen to be listening. 352 00:17:28.559 --> 00:17:32.940 Then you will also know that the contract was highly illegal. 353 00:17:33.420 --> 00:17:38.700 It should never have been drawn up, let alone lodged in the Matrix. 354 00:17:38.759 --> 00:17:42.960 You may find the valleyard in violent disagreement with you. 355 00:17:43.019 --> 00:17:45.000 The laws of time is sacrecinct. 356 00:17:45.059 --> 00:17:47.579 Surely, he must understand that. 357 00:17:47.579 --> 00:17:49.019 Exception can be made for no one. 358 00:17:49.079 --> 00:17:52.140 He has reached the end of his lives, and he's dying. 359 00:17:52.259 --> 00:17:54.180 It comes to us all. 360 00:17:54.299 --> 00:18:04.259 Latitudes are a poor substitute for argument, my dear inquisitor, especially when the person there aimed at has the power to destroy the universe. 361 00:18:04.380 --> 00:18:06.000 To the universe. 362 00:18:06.240 --> 00:18:08.579 He isn't capable. 363 00:18:08.640 --> 00:18:11.099 Oh, but he is. 364 00:18:11.339 --> 00:18:13.859 I have located the Balliard's base. 365 00:18:13.920 --> 00:18:18.960 It seems he has been very particular as to where he has located his control room. 366 00:18:19.019 --> 00:18:20.220 Do tell. 367 00:18:20.339 --> 00:18:24.720 It has been constructed around a time vent. 368 00:18:25.619 --> 00:18:27.839 What's the time? 369 00:18:27.960 --> 00:18:28.500 It a bluff. 370 00:18:28.559 --> 00:18:29.339 He doesn't mean it. 371 00:18:29.460 --> 00:18:30.839 He won't open it. 372 00:18:30.900 --> 00:18:32.819 As far as I can ascertain. 373 00:18:32.880 --> 00:18:35.819 That is precisely his intention, my dear keeper. 374 00:18:35.880 --> 00:18:37.079 What's he talking about? 375 00:18:37.140 --> 00:18:38.460 Now, now, child. 376 00:18:38.579 --> 00:18:39.599 Please. 377 00:18:39.720 --> 00:18:41.579 The doctor's in the Matrix. 378 00:18:41.640 --> 00:18:44.160 I would like to know what danger he's in. 379 00:18:44.279 --> 00:18:46.140 The same danger as us all. 380 00:18:46.259 --> 00:18:51.960 If the Valiard does open the vent, An erratic surge of time will enter our stabilised continuum. 381 00:18:52.019 --> 00:18:56.880 The effect will be devastating, like mixing matter and anti matter. 382 00:18:56.940 --> 00:18:59.400 Then you must stop the valiard. 383 00:18:59.519 --> 00:19:01.740 That could prove very difficult, child. 384 00:19:01.859 --> 00:19:04.619 We would have to move against him with great care. 385 00:19:04.799 --> 00:19:13.500 I have calculated that if the event were open for more than 72 seconds, the time continued, would be irrevocably damaged. 386 00:19:13.559 --> 00:19:22.319 How long do you anticipate it will be before the valleyard realises his contract has been withdrawn from the matrix? 387 00:19:22.440 --> 00:19:24.240 Very soon. 388 00:19:24.299 --> 00:19:27.180 There may still be time to return it. 389 00:19:27.240 --> 00:19:29.759 That could cost the doctor his life. 390 00:19:29.819 --> 00:19:31.259 No! 391 00:19:31.319 --> 00:19:35.220 It would also create an unacceptable... precedent. 392 00:19:35.279 --> 00:19:36.420 You're not thinking, keeper. 393 00:19:36.539 --> 00:19:38.940 If the valiard opens the vent. 394 00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:40.799 There will no longer be precedents. 395 00:19:40.859 --> 00:19:44.160 In fact, there will no longer be anything at all. 396 00:19:48.059 --> 00:19:49.740 It's gone. 397 00:19:49.799 --> 00:19:50.700 What? 398 00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:53.640 The contract has been revoked. 399 00:19:54.180 --> 00:19:56.160 Carnev. 400 00:19:56.279 --> 00:19:58.500 You sure you looked in the right place? 401 00:19:58.559 --> 00:19:59.880 Of course I am. 402 00:19:59.940 --> 00:20:03.059 Another mind has broken into my illusion. 403 00:20:03.119 --> 00:20:04.920 Oh, you won't do anything silly. 404 00:20:05.039 --> 00:20:08.940 I've primed the explosive bolts on the vent door. 405 00:20:09.059 --> 00:20:10.559 No! 406 00:20:11.579 --> 00:20:16.319 All that is necessary now is for me to ease the door open. 407 00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:27.359 Right, the fantasy factory. 408 00:20:27.480 --> 00:20:28.920 Have I break in? 409 00:20:32.039 --> 00:20:33.720 Oh... 410 00:20:33.839 --> 00:20:35.460 Pen knife. 411 00:20:36.539 --> 00:20:38.819 Come on, come on. 412 00:20:39.119 --> 00:20:41.700 Open, open, open. 413 00:20:41.819 --> 00:20:43.500 Ugh. 414 00:20:43.740 --> 00:20:46.140 A tissue compression eliminator. 415 00:20:46.200 --> 00:20:47.279 How predictable. 416 00:20:47.339 --> 00:20:51.539 I could easily have killed you if I wanted the High Council, want you dead. 417 00:20:51.599 --> 00:20:54.779 Why don't you oblige them and become a local hero? 418 00:20:54.900 --> 00:20:57.599 And spoil my anti establishment image. 419 00:20:57.660 --> 00:20:59.099 I don't think so. 420 00:20:59.160 --> 00:21:02.220 In any case, I've left it too late. 421 00:21:02.279 --> 00:21:05.279 The Valliards contract has been revoked. 422 00:21:05.339 --> 00:21:07.440 If I kill you, he'll sense it. 423 00:21:07.500 --> 00:21:08.759 He'll do more than that. 424 00:21:08.819 --> 00:21:10.319 He'll also die. 425 00:21:10.380 --> 00:21:15.000 But not before he's opened a time vent, and taken everything with him. 426 00:21:15.059 --> 00:21:19.859 It seems he's thought of everything, and only you can get close enough to stop him. 427 00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:22.200 Then I'd better get a move on. 428 00:21:22.259 --> 00:21:23.400 Good luck. 429 00:21:25.259 --> 00:21:26.819 Good luck. 430 00:21:27.359 --> 00:21:29.940 Makes me wonder if I'm doing the right thing. 431 00:21:31.019 --> 00:21:32.819 Valyard? 432 00:21:33.240 --> 00:21:35.640 I know you can hear me. 433 00:21:38.759 --> 00:21:39.960 I want to make a deal with you. 434 00:21:40.079 --> 00:21:42.119 Go on, answer him. 435 00:21:42.900 --> 00:21:48.299 The masters just told me that you might feel a little inclined to open a time vent. 436 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:49.680 So? 437 00:21:49.799 --> 00:21:51.180 You don't really want to do that. 438 00:21:51.299 --> 00:21:53.400 Not when you've won. 439 00:21:53.519 --> 00:21:56.759 My remaining lives are yours. 440 00:21:59.819 --> 00:22:01.680 I don't trust him. 441 00:22:01.740 --> 00:22:04.980 That's a nice way to talk about yourself. 442 00:22:05.400 --> 00:22:08.160 The High Council will never permit it. 443 00:22:08.220 --> 00:22:09.779 Then we'll make our own deal. 444 00:22:09.839 --> 00:22:11.220 They won't be able to stop us. 445 00:22:11.339 --> 00:22:12.539 Come on. 446 00:22:12.599 --> 00:22:13.140 Let me in. 447 00:22:16.200 --> 00:22:17.940 Now the door opens. 448 00:22:21.059 --> 00:22:22.920 We may yet win. 449 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:26.759 The valiard has allowed the doctor to enter his base. 450 00:22:27.119 --> 00:22:32.400 Is it possible for the same body to exist in close proximity with itself? 451 00:22:32.460 --> 00:22:33.960 Yes, madam. 452 00:22:34.019 --> 00:22:37.140 The Matrix, like the trial room, is outside of time. 453 00:22:37.259 --> 00:22:39.000 Is the doctor all right? 454 00:22:39.119 --> 00:22:40.559 For the time being. 455 00:22:40.619 --> 00:22:42.059 Can I see him? 456 00:22:42.180 --> 00:22:44.700 Precisely what I intended. 457 00:22:47.759 --> 00:22:49.559 I see that the master was telling the truth. 458 00:22:49.619 --> 00:22:50.819 Doctor! 459 00:22:50.940 --> 00:22:52.680 You won't be able to hear your child. 460 00:22:52.799 --> 00:22:56.160 You've already blown the bolts on the time bent. 461 00:22:56.220 --> 00:22:57.839 Did he think I was bluffing? 462 00:22:57.900 --> 00:22:58.799 No. 463 00:22:58.920 --> 00:23:00.779 But I hoped you were. 464 00:23:00.900 --> 00:23:02.579 Forever sentimental. 465 00:23:02.640 --> 00:23:03.420 Not this time. 466 00:23:03.480 --> 00:23:05.279 You want to destroy everything? 467 00:23:05.579 --> 00:23:07.140 Go ahead. 468 00:23:07.200 --> 00:23:12.960 Do you think it wise to provoke psychotic sociopaths to extremes of violence? 469 00:23:13.019 --> 00:23:14.880 You overestimate him. 470 00:23:15.000 --> 00:23:17.160 He's just a pathetic old man. 471 00:23:17.220 --> 00:23:18.599 You lied to me. 472 00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:21.720 You never intended to surrender your lives. 473 00:23:21.779 --> 00:23:22.259 That's right. 474 00:23:22.380 --> 00:23:25.500 So now you can go ahead and destroy everything. 475 00:23:25.559 --> 00:23:27.420 Isn't that what you want? 476 00:23:27.480 --> 00:23:29.400 What are you saying? 477 00:23:29.519 --> 00:23:33.240 However did I develop into such a pathetic individual? 478 00:23:33.299 --> 00:23:38.039 You've allowed the high council, of all people, to manipulate you from beginning to end. 479 00:23:38.099 --> 00:23:43.079 You even connived in their pathetic endeavours to cover up the near destruction of Earth. 480 00:23:43.200 --> 00:23:46.079 Supposedly your favourite planet. 481 00:23:46.140 --> 00:23:51.420 You've destroyed the credibility of the Matrix, along with what was left of the Timel's reputation. 482 00:23:51.420 --> 00:23:52.799 And for what? 483 00:23:52.920 --> 00:23:56.460 So that you may extend your miserable life. 484 00:23:56.579 --> 00:23:57.000 Keep back. 485 00:23:57.059 --> 00:23:58.380 Don't come near me. 486 00:23:58.440 --> 00:24:00.599 You don't deserve to live. 487 00:24:09.660 --> 00:24:12.119 What has he done? 488 00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:21.839 In time, you go over the inch! 489 00:24:23.039 --> 00:24:24.480 No! 490 00:24:24.599 --> 00:24:26.099 It wasn't an accident. 491 00:24:26.220 --> 00:24:28.019 The doctor took them in on purpose. 492 00:24:28.079 --> 00:24:30.779 That's nothing to do without this. 493 00:24:40.559 --> 00:24:42.480 Glip! 494 00:24:42.599 --> 00:24:44.279 There is very little time. 495 00:24:44.339 --> 00:24:46.799 You must close the vent door. 496 00:24:46.859 --> 00:24:48.299 Oh, boy. 497 00:24:48.359 --> 00:24:49.500 Oh! 498 00:24:53.039 --> 00:24:55.140 What's happening now? 499 00:24:55.200 --> 00:24:57.900 The Valley Art Delusion, it's breaking up. 500 00:24:57.960 --> 00:25:00.180 Must get out of the Matrix. 501 00:25:00.359 --> 00:25:02.279 I don't know the way. 502 00:25:02.339 --> 00:25:03.720 I'll guide you. 503 00:25:03.779 --> 00:25:04.440 Now hurry. 504 00:25:04.559 --> 00:25:07.319 These corridors look the same to me. 505 00:25:13.380 --> 00:25:15.720 A matrix must be made secure. 506 00:25:15.779 --> 00:25:19.380 We cannot risk such another occurrence. 507 00:25:25.440 --> 00:25:29.099 Oh, it's time for me to retire. 508 00:25:29.160 --> 00:25:30.960 You've hardly begun. 509 00:25:31.079 --> 00:25:35.039 With the doctor out of the way, the universe is ours. 510 00:25:36.900 --> 00:25:38.819 I'll tell you what. 511 00:25:39.000 --> 00:25:41.519 You can have my off as well. 512 00:25:41.579 --> 00:25:43.380 Thank you, I accept. 513 00:25:43.500 --> 00:25:46.019 Good, because all I want to do is go home. 514 00:25:52.859 --> 00:25:56.640 I would like to be returned to my own planet and time. 515 00:25:56.759 --> 00:25:58.019 Of course, child. 516 00:25:58.079 --> 00:26:00.180 I shall miss the doctor very much. 517 00:26:00.240 --> 00:26:03.000 Oh, I'm sure we all will. 518 00:26:03.059 --> 00:26:04.500 Won't we, keep her? 519 00:26:04.559 --> 00:26:04.980 What? 520 00:26:05.039 --> 00:26:05.700 Oh. 521 00:26:05.759 --> 00:26:06.779 Oh. 522 00:26:06.839 --> 00:26:08.039 Yes, of course. 523 00:26:08.099 --> 00:26:09.420 With you? 524 00:26:09.539 --> 00:26:11.819 Ever be able to retrieve his body? 525 00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:13.619 Shouldn't think so. 526 00:26:14.160 --> 00:26:16.980 Can't risk reopening the vent. 527 00:26:17.099 --> 00:26:21.240 If they want to get out, it'll have to be through their own ingenuity. 528 00:26:21.299 --> 00:26:23.759 You mean, the doctor is still alive? 529 00:26:23.819 --> 00:26:25.259 Of course, child. 530 00:26:25.380 --> 00:26:26.220 They both are. 531 00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:27.480 I didn't realise. 532 00:26:27.720 --> 00:26:30.599 Mind you, getting out of that mess won't be easy. 533 00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:32.640 I'm sure the doctor will succeed. 534 00:26:32.700 --> 00:26:33.839 He must. 535 00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:35.039 If he doesn't. 536 00:26:35.160 --> 00:26:41.519 The vent will remain his prison for eternity. 537 00:26:58.319 --> 00:27:00.720 That was Time Incorporated. 538 00:27:00.900 --> 00:27:05.220 The unused episode 14 of the Trial of a Time Lord, written by Eric Saywood, adapted by flight through entirety. 539 00:27:05.279 --> 00:27:07.440 Todd Beelby was a doctor and the keeper of the Matrix. 540 00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:08.880 Nathan Bottomley was the valiard. 541 00:27:09.000 --> 00:27:11.220 Brendan Jones was Melanie Bush and Mr. Popplewick. 542 00:27:11.279 --> 00:27:15.480 Richard Stone was the inquisitor and Sabalong Glitz, and special guest star, James Selwood, was the master. 543 00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:18.539 Incidental music by generous arrangement with Dominic Glynn. 544 00:27:18.660 --> 00:27:24.960 Theme arrangement by Cameron Lamb, produced and edited by Brendan Jones, using GarageBand or Audacity, and a megabyte mode. 545 00:27:31.019 --> 00:27:32.279 Time Lord chatter. 546 00:27:32.339 --> 00:27:33.240 Okay, come gather around. 547 00:27:34.380 --> 00:27:36.539 We could say whatever we like. 548 00:27:38.279 --> 00:27:41.400 Personally, I'm in favour of summary execution. 549 00:27:41.460 --> 00:27:42.539 That's great. 550 00:27:42.599 --> 00:27:44.039 What happened to that girl? 551 00:27:44.099 --> 00:27:48.599 I don't know, but, um, there's something here called the web of fear. 552 00:27:48.660 --> 00:27:49.380 Maybe we can watch that one. 553 00:27:49.440 --> 00:27:50.460 It might be a bit better. 554 00:27:52.140 --> 00:27:54.119 Insurrectionists? 555 00:27:54.180 --> 00:27:55.559 running amuck on Gallifray? 556 00:27:55.619 --> 00:27:56.220 Rhubar. 557 00:27:56.279 --> 00:27:56.880 Love it when that happens. 558 00:27:57.119 --> 00:27:59.279 Sorry, send it in. 559 00:27:59.339 --> 00:28:01.920 Insurrectionist, running on Gallifrey. 560 00:28:01.980 --> 00:28:03.000 I love it when that happens. 561 00:28:03.059 --> 00:28:05.460 Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb. 562 00:28:06.779 --> 00:28:09.240 Who are you voting for in the election? 563 00:28:09.299 --> 00:28:10.980 My choice is for Gary Russell here. 564 00:28:12.359 --> 00:28:14.640 Iceberg, iceberg. 565 00:28:14.700 --> 00:28:16.559 Massive for my dead baby. 566 00:28:17.460 --> 00:28:19.559 Keep going, keep going. 567 00:28:19.619 --> 00:28:22.859 My hip still playing up, you know. 568 00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:23.819 Sparkle. 569 00:28:23.880 --> 00:28:26.880 I'm just quenching French and saunders now. 570 00:28:27.059 --> 00:28:30.900 Well, I just think that Silurian seen better days. 571 00:28:30.900 --> 00:28:31.619 How about you? 572 00:28:31.799 --> 00:28:34.440 And I can't think what else to say. 573 00:28:34.500 --> 00:28:34.740 Hello. 574 00:28:34.859 --> 00:28:37.019 Usually we're not at a loss for words, are we? 575 00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:37.619 How does that sound? 576 00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:38.339 Are you taping this? 577 00:28:38.400 --> 00:28:39.420 Oh, okay. 578 00:28:39.480 --> 00:28:40.980 I thought you just wanted to get the pitch right. 579 00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:42.059 All right, well, let's Todd. 580 00:28:42.119 --> 00:28:43.319 Shall we just chat with that? 581 00:28:44.940 --> 00:28:46.619 Dahlia. 582 00:28:46.680 --> 00:28:54.180 That Elsbeth Gray, I tell you, she's never been the same since she came back from spotting around with that Jeffrey Baylton, honestly, it's a travesty. 583 00:28:54.240 --> 00:28:55.920 She's never got that job, you know? 584 00:28:55.980 --> 00:28:57.059 Well, she did. 585 00:28:57.059 --> 00:28:59.039 Well, I shouldn't think so, too. 586 00:28:59.099 --> 00:29:00.480 You know how she got that job, don't you? 587 00:29:00.539 --> 00:29:01.079 Yes. 588 00:29:01.140 --> 00:29:05.339 Yes. rough scrubbers knees and no comments. 589 00:29:05.400 --> 00:29:06.839 Right in the loo. 590 00:29:07.500 --> 00:29:09.299 Excellent. 591 00:29:09.359 --> 00:29:15.240 That's all going to come out. rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. 592 00:29:15.299 --> 00:29:16.740 In turmoil? 593 00:29:16.799 --> 00:29:19.200 Oh, it's the master. 594 00:29:19.259 --> 00:29:20.759 I'm so concerned by my life. 595 00:29:20.819 --> 00:29:25.079 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 596 00:29:25.140 --> 00:29:25.920 Oh, God. 597 00:29:25.920 --> 00:29:27.059 I can't. 598 00:29:27.119 --> 00:29:30.059 And then he started wearing all of Chancellor Flavia's dresses. 599 00:29:30.119 --> 00:29:30.720 I can't believe it. 600 00:29:30.779 --> 00:29:33.900 My hip is really still hurting. 601 00:29:35.279 --> 00:29:36.660 Okay. 602 00:29:36.720 --> 00:29:38.460 Thank you very much, Chef. 603 00:29:38.519 --> 00:29:40.440 Is that a real moustache? 604 00:29:41.039 --> 00:29:44.039 I would be just pleased to see us. 605 00:29:44.099 --> 00:29:45.119 All right. 606 00:29:45.180 --> 00:29:46.140 Oh, what's that? 607 00:29:46.259 --> 00:29:48.240 Destroy the universe. 608 00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:51.180 But that's where I keep all my stuff. 609 00:29:51.240 --> 00:29:51.839 Knickers. 610 00:29:51.900 --> 00:29:54.119 Matrix, my matrix. 611 00:29:54.180 --> 00:29:55.500 The universe? 612 00:29:55.920 --> 00:29:59.279 Oh, no, but that's where I keep all my stuff. 613 00:29:59.339 --> 00:30:01.019 Where am I going to put everything? 614 00:30:01.079 --> 00:30:01.799 Bollons. 615 00:30:01.859 --> 00:30:03.480 Beat my pants. 616 00:30:03.779 --> 00:30:06.720 Oh, I'm so glad I'm in the yellow house. 617 00:30:06.779 --> 00:30:07.559 Okay. 618 00:30:07.619 --> 00:30:08.400 Thank you. 619 00:30:08.579 --> 00:30:11.039 They're aliens, aren't they? 620 00:30:11.099 --> 00:30:12.000 Yes, I think so. 621 00:30:12.059 --> 00:30:14.220 The valiard's pace. 622 00:30:17.400 --> 00:30:19.680 What's the time bin? 623 00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:22.259 It's something to do with Lavina Travatralunda. 624 00:30:23.339 --> 00:30:25.140 Oh, oh. 625 00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:28.319 Oh, oh, oh, a time bit. 626 00:30:28.380 --> 00:30:29.579 Oh, oh. 627 00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:30.960 Is that like Harry Styles? 628 00:30:31.380 --> 00:30:33.299 Sorry.