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Hello, dear listener and welcome back to Fly Through Entirety, the only Doctor Who podcast that's thin, fat, gay, and married, but still somehow needs names as well.

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I'm Nathan.

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I'm James.

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I'm Peter and I'm Adam.

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Well, it's our last episode before we take an unexpected break, and so it's time for everything to come to a head in a story stuffed with monks, clerics, turfs, sontara nurses, lesbian lizard ladies, and the worst case of infant reflux ever seen on television.

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So let's see if we can work out what the hell happens when a good man goes to war.

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So, Adam, we haven't actually seen you since RTD was running the show.

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I know.

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How do you feel about the Moffat era generally?

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Um, I love season one of Moffat.

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So that's what season five?

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and I love season 10.

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And if you look at what he was doing, they're the only seasons he wasn't also writing Sherlock.

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I just don't think the man was very good at multitasking.

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Because like this one we had this like this week, we've got this weird break in the middle of the season, which it's like, oh, yeah, it's not on for 3 months.

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See ya.

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Have fun.

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And that happened twice or maybe 3 times?

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He did that a few times.

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Yeah, so series 7 gets sort of broken over 2 years.

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Like there's a much bigger season break next season.

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And then there are years where the show's not on.

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But this is kind of the 1st time and it is a break that is occurring because he can't get the show out.

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Is that correct?

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I'm guessing it's either he hasn't written it in time.

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The production was running slow.

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I mean, you know, like Russell T. Davis obviously was very good at going, I can only have 6 people and 2 sets without this falling into a heap.

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And so he was riding, you know, bottle shows like midnight and things like that where it's like, oh, this can all just take place in one room and where they can film something else at the same time.

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Whereas Moffatt's like, I need all of the actors who've ever been in the show ever to be in this week.

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Which is a lot of setup.

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I think there might have been a certain element of preventative kind of arrangements in there.

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They might have realised that they just weren't going to hit it, and so they sort of put these plans into motion a couple of months beforehand.

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So it wasn't like a last minute thing where they think, we've just got to stop the season.

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They sort of planned for it, but yeah.

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But, you know, you only plan for these things when you go, I can see that this is not going to land where it's meant to land.

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Also, they've moved into HD.

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So the special effects take literally 4 times as long to render.

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Like it's like, I know from someone who sits over there.

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Um, like every now and again they get a call to go, can you render this in 4K and he's like, well, there goes 2 days of just my computer whirling around. making a rendering thing.

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So yeah, it's that's obviously a problem.

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But as much as I love the shocks and the surprises and the, oh, look, this funny turner phrase and this exciting thing that's happening, I find that Moffatt very rarely lands anything.

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In fact, I still think there are about 423 plot points in the air, like to this day.

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From this entire run of episodes.

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I'm like, that was a big thing.

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What happened to that?

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It's like, shush.

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Pretend you never saw the crack of the wall again?

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And it meant something completely different the next time it turned up.

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It's nothing, it's nothing that you thought it was.

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Yeah, so I, from the, you know, Russell T. Davis would just tie everything up in a bow every week just about.

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And anything he was seeding through the show was, oh yeah, they just mentioned Bad Wolf every week and now that's a big thing.

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Oh, they mentioned Harold Saxon every week.

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Whereas here we're expected to remember things from two, 3 months prior the year before.

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And when you get to the final Matt Smith episode, it's like, can you please remember things from 7 years ago?

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Like even Coronation Street doesn't ask you to remember something from 7 years ago as a big plot point at the end.

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Yeah.

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Joanna Lumley will remind you that she was in Coronation Street in 1973.

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Every chance she gets.

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I mean, some people in Coronation Street died and then came back as someone else entirely.

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Tim Barlow, yeah.

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But yeah, it's, although on the positive side, I love Matt Smith with every fibre of my being, like just amazing performances, and this episode in particular, like we get to see his fury just suddenly turn into childlike glee, and he has this weird face where he can look like an ancient old man and then a 10 year old, and I have huge admiration for him as an actor.

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I just think he is doing incredible work.

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And when you've seen, because you know, oh, maybe this was just a fluke, you got some great scripts, you know, great dialogue that he was able to perform, but having seen his performances and other things, since you're like, oh, no, no, he's really good.

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Whereas sometimes I feel like David Tennant is always David Tennant.

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Yeah.

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Like he's just, you know, I'm always a little bit cheeky.

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Look at me.

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I think we have spent the last few episodes kind of saying that about Matt Smith pretty much every week and certainly this week.

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There are some extraordinary speeches that he gets to give.

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And and we are kept waiting for him this week.

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Like he, it's really quite extraordinary how long it takes before he arrives.

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And I think Stephen Moffat has a particular failure mode, and I think it's in evidence here, which is that he relies on, um, he relies on sort of very rightly things like, like sort of flashbacks and and voiceovers and and all of that kind of thing.

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The sort of thing that you would probably, once you're more confident in the story that you're telling, that you would probably kind of get rid of in favour of the story.

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It's very rightly, I think, at the beginning.

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And so here we have a story where there is a lot of incident.

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But it's hard to say that it actually sort of coheres into an actual story in some ways.

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I think Stephen Moffatt lives or dies by his directors.

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Like, having, I don't know if you've read Rachel Talley's blog when she's talking about directing his scripts, but she kind of points out that they, they're not very friendly to directors, like she had to go through and pull things out to work out what she's shooting.

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It's all, you know, like if you've got a narrative-minded director, then you get a really strong narrative episode.

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But if you've got a director who's just banking pretty pictures, then you just get this confusing mess of a show because it's like, he hasn't really pointed out where things are happening and why they're happening.

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So I think the reason there are so many strong directors in this era is because they were necessary and the ones who are not very strong narratively, you do just get like, oh, now this Spiderman heads coming at me.

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And this week we have a director who never comes back, is that right?

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This is the only time that this particular director.

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Peter Hall.

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He has done a Vera.

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I know that much.

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By the way, I'm starting the campaign for Brenda Blethin, it's the new Doctor Who.

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Ooh.

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I'll add her to the list.

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I like that idea a lot.

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I think it's an oddly structured episode.

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It's mostly setup and then not much climax.

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The climax is kind of dealt with in about 5 minutes.

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And then there's 10 minutes of downtime where Stephen kind of vamps and then there's a twist.

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It's quite an odd episode.

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And I think what you were saying, Nathan, keeping the doctor out of the action for 20 minutes, it does service the plot, but actually it's a big part of the reason why I don't particularly like this episode because I want to see the doctor.

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Yeah, I have a friend who can't stand that last Freeman adjumen season when the doctor's in the cage because he's like, well, I don't want to watch a show about desiccated doctor.

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I want to watch the actual doctor beating things instead of one of his mates wandering around the world doing stuff.

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The 20 minutes before the doctor arrives all about the doctor.

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And there is an issue that a lot of people have with Moffat's era in particular, which is that the doctor becomes a kind of fetish object, like the doctor is now suddenly famous and everyone has this sort of massive opinion of him.

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And that's exactly what's happening in this episode.

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He's being set up to be an incredibly frightening figure.

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And the entire 1st half of the episode is about that.

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And then there's a twist at the end about how that's a problem.

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The fact that he is so frightening is what has caused the abduction of Amy's baby and said all of this in motion, that in some way, he's at fault.

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And like I've said before, that Russell T. Davis creates a universe for the doctor to operate in and is mostly interested in kind of TV realistic characters.

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So, you know, like soap characters, not real realism, but television realism.

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Whereas Moffatt's characters are programmatic.

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They are sitcom characters in a way.

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They behave in a way that we can predict and they behave in a way that makes jokes about them sort of easier.

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You know, we know how Amy's going to react to something.

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We know how Raw is going to react.

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And it makes sense for him to make the doctor, the centre because he's telling Doctor Who stories and the doctor's the star of the show.

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And so what he's doing is he has a doctor, not a doctor that just sort of wanders through the universe, but a doctor who has starred in 100s and 100s of Doctor Who stories, in all of which he's kind of blown the enemy up or something like that, he's defeated them in part four.

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And so his doctor is this mythic figure about whom stories are told and who always sort of defeats people in the end.

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It's the peak of doctor as legend, isn't it?

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And I'm glad that I'm glad that Moffat does deal with that in a story way, but to my mind, it's just never as interesting as when the doctor's wandering minstrel when he just kind of turns up somewhere and says, I'm the doctor and sort of sneaks his way into a situation.

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So if you take that to the 8th degree.

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I mean, Moffat's characters only really exist as cyphers for the storytelling to the point that with later companions, that as Brenton has often pointed out, there are 3 different versions of Clara. 3 main different versions of Clara, depending on which season you're in.

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And that's before you add in all of the little splinters.

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And like, and that's supposed to be the same person, that main character is supposed to be the same person, but she operates completely differently because that's what the script needs her to do.

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But we're getting ahead of ourselves.

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She has different jobs in different families.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, and and that's an approach that Doctor Who fans often don't like because Doctor Who fans want to regard all of this stuff as real events that happen to made up people and that all take place in a sort of consistent world.

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And Moffat aggressively dislikes that approach and actually kind of deliberately fights against it.

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And like, I think that's okay.

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Like, I think, you know, a version of Doctor Who that's kind of aware that it's a story and that it's not real and that plays with narrative can be sort of terribly interesting.

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But the one thing that I think you really lose is the ability to kind of identify with and sympathise with the characters.

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And that's not just because they're a bit unlikeable.

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Like I really like Amy and Rory and River.

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I love this crew.

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I think they're really fun.

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They're funny, they're witty, they're interesting.

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But what the problem is that such terrible things happen to them, that they stop seeming like real people in any way.

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A bit like Sarah Jane in season 12 and 13.

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Yeah.

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It's something like it's right there in the teaser as well, that uncomfortable marriage of kind of Doctor Who's standard adventure and optimism and then the reality of someone having their baby torn from their arms.

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And so I think you're right, Amy ceased being a real person.

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Karen is still brilliant, but Amy's been held captive and sort of forced to carry a baby to term, and yet her distress can't be shown to viscerally.

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So it's only kind of hinted at awkwardly in amid all her oncoming storm guff about the doctor.

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And it feels like such a reverse or on the past few seasons where we've had, you know, huge overhauls to people's families, you know, that the end of doomsday is just like this devastating emotional moment and you would think someone having their baby ripped out of their arms.

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Uh, never to be seen again, essentially, would be more distressing than just being on the other side of a wall from someone you kind of liked.

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But no, this is treated like, oh, it's another inconvenience in our day of inconveniences.

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In fact, the doctor fixes Rose's family in doomsday.

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You know, the big hole at the centre of Rose's family, the absence of Pete, the death of her farmer, is fixed.

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The doctor leaves that family better than when he found it.

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Um, He, like, this is so awful.

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And I just don't know why, why he thinks that it's okay.

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And we'll look next week at how he tries to make up for it and he also tries to make up for it in the season finale.

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He does do things that try to make this okay.

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But I just can't see how that's even possible because it's not just the sort of the incredible body horror at the end of last week's episode where you wake up pregnant with Francis Barber looking down at your personal details.

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And you're suddenly pregnant and you're giving birth, and then the baby gets taken off you, and then the baby collapses into a pile of sick, you know, while you're holding it in your arms.

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And then the baby turns out to be that woman from ER.

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Like, it's a very strange episode.

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Very complicated.

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You could have said giving birth in front of a turf, but...

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She's so awful.

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Part of me wonders if Moffat wasn't having a very good time in his personal life because George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg have spoken at length about the fact that they don't think Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which is one of my favourite films, is very successful.

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They think it's too dark and it goes to places which aren't appropriate because they weren't having a good time in their personal lives.

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So I wonder if there was something happening with Moffat where he just kind of lost his filter over what would quite be appropriate and what was a little bit over the line.

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I think he was trying to do too much.

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Like, you know, when Davis is running the show, there were 2 other shows running concurrently.

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Um, and Moffatt's really struggling to do this and Sherlock at the same time.

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Like, it's he's obviously missing deadlines all over the place.

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It's things aren't going to plan.

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It's, yeah.

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And also, you know, where heading towards the 50th anniversary, which turned into some crazy nightmare of a situation.

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But yeah, I just think he's not on top of, I think his writing is like you were saying before earlier, Nathan, about the, you know, all the riderly things that you go, you would have changed at it like later on.

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I just don't think you ever got around to that 3rd draft.

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I think he just never got around to, oh, this is actually terrible with a voiceover.

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Let's change it.

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This is terrible with a flashback.

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Let's fix it.

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But he just didn't have time to go, I don't have time for another draft.

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This is this is how this episode is now.

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Just go make it. got other things to do.

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And he's such a brilliant writer that even when he delivers something like this, which is a little bit disjointed and doesn't quite have a real plot holding it together.

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It's still full of great things.

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And you think if he did get round to that 3rd draft, it would probably be brilliant.

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Yeah, there's a lot in what you're saying.

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I have to say, even though it's probably having been in lockdown since, you know, the dawn of time now.

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Um, I, I actually had a tear at the end when, when River gives the whole, you're my parents kind of bit and it's like, are you sure I just wasn't, are you sure it wasn't a splatter of baby gunk?

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It could have been baby gun.

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It does smile.

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Having said that, I have cried about 4 TV shows this week, so I might be in some sort of emotional distress of my own.

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Don't let me write Doctor Who this week.

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I think the other problem is that so last year was all about Amy, Amy's decision between adulthood and childhood.

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You know, do I become an adult and get married?

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Or do I run away with my imaginary friend from childhood?

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And the sort of synthesis at the end is actually, why not both?

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And so that's what ends up happening.

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But that arc, which we really liked, does make marriage an important marker of adulthood for a woman.

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And that's, I mean, it's true, but there's something kind of slightly uncomfortable about that.

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And then to kind of go into, which is a very television thing, isn't it?

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That you have sex on your wedding night and then you're immediately pregnant.

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And then we age up the child.

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Do you know what I mean?

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So that it can continue to be in this television show.

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Like, there's something uncomfortable about that.

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It's not okay.

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No, no, and and also just kind of making pregnancy so pregnancy and childbirth.

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So kind of weird and upsetting and alien, you know, that...

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Well, also weirdly functional.

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Like it's, it's just like, oh, you can do this in a cupboard with a peephole. fine.

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This is the man that gave us the John Hurt moment in coupling for Jane's pregnancy.

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Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah. that's right I had forgotten about that.

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And like I do think that coupling is important to kind of go back and look at because his weird attitudes to women, I don't know.

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I think it's just the perils of putting a heterosexual man in charge of the show, I think, probably.

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It shouldn't be permitted.

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It has the same kind of awkward feeling as if Rachel from Friends had gotten pregnant, but then Phoebe decided to steal the baby, and then fallen on the subway tracks, and Rachel instead had taken one of Ross's, but yeah, it's that kind of thing where you think this doesn't work at all.

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I'm not feeling this.

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It doesn't fit the show.

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Do you know what?

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When you were talking about season one just now or season five, technically, but Moffat's 1st series.

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The subtext of both of these series is we start with a little kid or at even an infant, and then we see that the next time we see them, they're hypersexualized and an adult.

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So we've gone from little girl Amy to Amy the strippergram.

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Yeah. like hypersexualized adult.

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And then we've gone from this infant to River song who is constantly trying to bone the doctor.

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So it's like, what is what are you trying to say about children and what happens to them in the blink of an eye?

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It is a really, it's a troubling subtext through the whole series.

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He doesn't have any daughters, does he?

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He's got kids, but yeah.

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There probably is stuff playing on Mothat's mind about kind of families and raising families.

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And I think this goes back to what you were saying earlier, Adam, about time.

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Moffat was a father and had a family.

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And so his time is finite.

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I have some sympathy for him.

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And Russell D. Davis did make himself quite ill running all those shows.

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Like he was not in a good way by the end of all that.

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Didn't he end up with pneumonia during the making of the specials?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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He was not okay.

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No, there's a there's a really quite troubling scene in the writer's heart where he talks about actually having a panic attack during a signing.

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You know, he really, really did drive himself into the ground.

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And Moffatt is, as you said before, Adam, doing something more ambitious than what Russell is doing.

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Like, I love Russell's Doctor Who to death, I think it's the best the program's ever been.

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But if you were to complain that he made the same season 4 years in a row, it would be pretty hard to kind of argue against that.

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Whereas, whereas what Moffat's doing is, is more ambitious, and this arc in particular is the most ambitious arc the show ever attempts.

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What about the arc?

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What?

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That is also ambitious.

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It is very ambient.

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There's a lot of balls in the air.

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You know, there's a lot of things going on and a lot of moving parts to kind of fit together and he does that sort of reasonably well.

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But yeah, it's clearly kind of getting out of hand, I think, at this point.

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It is really entertaining, like, all the way through.

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Like, it's relentlessly entertaining.

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Like that opening gambit with Rory in the centurion outfit for reasons that can only be described as hilarious.

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And then the exploding cyberfleet.

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Although I will say that was another thing watching this episode that reminded me of how Moffat minimised the shows legendary kind of monsters and aliens. and made them kind of props, for want of a bit of word.

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Like ciphermen are only ever kind of props.

254
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And didn't we just do that 9 episodes ago as well?

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Essentially.

256
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Yeah, that's absolutely right.

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They're there for a throwaway line.

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And it's a great throwaway line.

259
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I mean, Rory stressed as a centurion because we're doing that thing where we have Amy doing a voiceover to melody about someone who's coming to save them and us thinking that that's the doctor only to discover that she's talking about Rory.

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And so he's dressed as a centurion because suddenly instead of the lone censure and he's the last centurion, so that the he's the last of his kind line works and becomes kind of ambiguous.

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So it's, you know, you can see how he's sort of trying to get there, but it is pretty great.

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And, and it's nice to see Rory not operating in his sort of standard nervous sitcom male role.

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And but when he just sort of says, like, do you remember Sylvester McCoy not flinching as he walks away from the tent exploding in greatest show, Rory has what is admittedly like a giant CG explosion happening behind him.

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But just that, would you like me to repeat the question line?

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is so great.

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It's really, really, properly good.

267
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Yeah, it just reminded me that Moffatt, like, used the Daleks as set dressing.

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Never a menace, really.

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Um, except maybe a sign of the Daleks, where they're kind of horrific and terrifying and always around the corner.

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But yeah, like it, it's always like he's, it's taken the, the tropes of the show and made them into, you know, oh, we have to have a cyberman.

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We'll just pop it in for 4 minutes and then we can move on.

272
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We'll have a Silurian and she's a Victorian lesbian.

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It's fine.

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It is just real.

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I don't understand the weird kind of like, 0 yeah, this is we're having some cosplay on the stand.

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I actually think that this is the 1st episode that renders the Santarans completely unuseable from here on in.

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I don't know how you can have them as monsters.

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And I think Chibnell last year made the Siberian's completely unuseable from here on in.

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And so I actually don't mind that they're there and I think that they are genuinely funny.

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Like, I think Strax is hilarious and, you know, he's obviously brought back over and over again because he is so incredibly good and his shtick is really great.

281
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I mean, he dies this episode, but that doesn't stop Moffatt bringing him back.

282
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It's like his 4th Santarian.

283
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

284
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Dan Starkey.

285
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It's the 4th time he's playing different sometimes.

286
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And he's great.

287
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He's terrific.

288
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Moffat does do that a lot.

289
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Yeah, yeah.

290
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He kills people off and then goes, oh, actually, I like that.

291
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Yeah, they can just come back.

292
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It's Doctor Who.

293
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Let's get let's get Nadol back from wherever he went to.

294
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He does it with Rory all the time.

295
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Killed off Rory.

296
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Oh no, I like him.

297
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Let's bring that.

298
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I love how practically 2 years later, they even did a pickup prequel for the snowman where they explained why he wasn't dead, like they actually filmed a scene to explain why it wasn't dead.

299
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And then thoughtfully left it out so that we didn't have to watch it.

300
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And I think Vastra and Jenny are really great as well.

301
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And, you know, like he's, he, I think I remember him being made aware that there were no queer characters in series 5 and so he decides to include some queer characters here.

302
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And I think in neither case are they at all successful?

303
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So we had the fat, thin, gay married Anglicans.

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And Moffat seemed...

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Anglican Marines.

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Yeah, Moffatt seems to think that gay Anglicans are in some way unusual.

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You know, like it's like he knows literally nothing about the church at all.

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It's lousy with gay organists and gay verges and all of that.

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Like, I don't know why he thinks they would.

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I don't know why he thinks they wouldn't need names.

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It's very strange.

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And of course, we bet, you know, one of them is killed or, you know, beheaded.

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As soon as anyone says they're gay in the Moffatt area, they are gone.

314
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Yeah, yeah.

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It's a case of bury your gays head in a box.

316
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Yeah, yeah.

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And then you've got Jenny and Madame Vastra.

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And like, I think they're really sort of fun, but I do think that they are very much a sort of straight man's lesbian fantasy.

319
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Especially when the tongue comes out.

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The tongue joke.

321
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It's like the tub joke is genuinely properly funny.

322
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I do think it's funny.

323
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But it is, you know, straight man writing lesbians.

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Absolutely.

325
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And like, this is the man who brought us lesbian spank Inferno as an episode of coupling.

326
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Do you know what I mean?

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That was his character's favourite porn video.

328
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Victorian, lizard, lesbians, Bank Inferno.

329
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Is that something to do with Liz Shaw?

330
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I mean, that's why he named it that.

331
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The name of the video did come from Inferno. like he was inspired by that and then developed it into a lesbian joke.

332
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Private gentleman time imagining Petra and Liz, you know, in during their off hours, maybe.

333
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Maybe... in the Inferno nightclub with somebody who knows.

334
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Oh, Lord.

335
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Don't have grinding up on Polly.

336
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The retrofitting of Vastra and Jenny is married.

337
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Make those scenes where Jenny is clearly just a household servant, a little bit uncomfortable for me.

338
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It's like, widely carry on this pretence when no one else is around.

339
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I always read it as they were in a relationship, even in this episode, because there's that whole sort of thing.

340
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Like, I mean, yes, they're married later.

341
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Or like, does she refer to her wife in her wife in this episode?

342
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No, no, but they're clearly boning.

343
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Like they're clearly having sex because otherwise...

344
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Well, they're having weird, doesn't work. tongue sex.

345
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Yeah, yeah.

346
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But only when her poison sack is empty.

347
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Yeah.

348
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I went too fast, sorry.

349
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That is not too far at all.

350
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But I think that I think Pete's right.

351
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There is something weird about her still being an employee and being a domestic employee and also is she like, does that imply she's some sort of sex life?

352
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Like, what is?

353
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Yeah, there's nothing in that 1st scene of them where you sort of think, you know, that you learn that there's more to it later on, but it just looks like employer and employee.

354
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And you think no one else is around.

355
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Is this just like your play?

356
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this what you do?

357
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Or is this or is this troubling power dynamics?

358
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Is Jenny have like, no.

359
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No agency at all.

360
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She's into it.

361
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She's totally Except for the one that got her the job.

362
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So that is actually a really terrifically funny scene as well, I think, you know.

363
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And that's the other thing, that I think it's Santa who says that Bob Holmes could write Doctor Who in his sleep, and we know that because we've seen the results.

364
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And it's true here with Moffatt that Moffatt can just vamp.

365
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Like he can just spend 20 minutes kind of delaying the doctor's arrival with all of this stuff and still make entertaining TV, I think.

366
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And I think it is, there is a point to it, of course, because fetishising the doctor is a problem and becomes a problem.

367
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And so we learn for the 2nd time, again, Peter, sort of 98 episodes ago, that the real issue here is that the doctor is appears so powerful that the doctor defeats everyone in episode 4 so many 100s of times that he is the cause of all of this.

368
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And he's presented as a frightening figure even to his allies in those opening scenes where the TARDIS appears and we don't see him.

369
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And the Tartis appears as a threat.

370
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He's calling in various debts.

371
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And Dorium, actually, you know, he actually says, oh, you know, I pity the people who the TARDIS is turning up and meeting right now just before the TARDIS turns up and kind of takes him.

372
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He's fantastic in that.

373
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That's a delicious performance, isn't it?

374
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He's so great.

375
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I'm fat, I'm old.

376
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I'm blue, you know.

377
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I do like how they got Matt's stunt double to stand in for his silhouette. silhouette.

378
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It's a completely different haircut.

379
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I was just like, like a little sort of cardboard cutout.

380
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I mean, I do wonder if this is, you know, if this is Moffatt's attempt to give Matt Smith a week off work.

381
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You know, some parts of the episode have obviously been filmed during other episodes.

382
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Like, for instance, the, old mate, from Downton Abbey as the pirate, like they would have just shot that on the day he was in.

383
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There's no for him to come back and do that.

384
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Because he doesn't interact with the rest of the story at all.

385
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Yeah, he's not even in shot with anybody else.

386
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No.

387
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And the Danny Boy stuff is all voice, you know, it's all just kind of ADR and footage from victory of the Daleks.

388
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Like there's nothing new there at all.

389
00:33:49.619 --> 00:33:55.079
I was going to say they recorded they actually thought ahead and recorded that when they were recording victory of the Dale.

390
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I think so.

391
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But yeah, I did love that aspect of like, you know, because that's something you always wished for when you were watching Doctor Who as a kid.

392
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It's like, oh, I wish, you know, the brigadier would just pop up for like 2 minutes and go, yeah, yeah, it's all sorted.

393
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But instead it's just, you know, like in time flight.

394
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It's like, oh, just call unit and someone will sort it out.

395
00:34:16.440 --> 00:34:18.119
It's like, we're not hiring Nick, that's cool.

396
00:34:18.179 --> 00:34:18.719
Yeah, yeah.

397
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Well, you see, I'm a big fan of the time monster.

398
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And what would have made the time was to complete if it wasn't Ruth, but it was actually Liz Shaw, who was up there at Cambridge doing those things and she'd actually come back like, you know, a season or 2 later and she interacted with the master.

399
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That would have been brilliant.

400
00:34:33.360 --> 00:34:35.820
And that's the kind of thing that we do get in modern Doctor Who.

401
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Yeah.

402
00:34:36.599 --> 00:34:38.400
I feel like this is a lot of fan service.

403
00:34:38.460 --> 00:34:39.300
Yeah.

404
00:34:39.300 --> 00:34:44.639
They'll just recast her with her daughter and get her to come back and be turned into a Primord for big commercial.

405
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That was a very strange episode.

406
00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:51.719
So we wait 20 minutes for the doctor to come back.

407
00:34:51.780 --> 00:35:03.480
And the doctor defeats the villains in the absolute most doctor-ish way possible by kind of, uh, like he's fun and silly when he arrives.

408
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Like the moment he arrives, he's being talked up as this big giant terrifying threat.

409
00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:16.440
And, you know, we pull the hood down and it's him and it's just Matt Smith being a sort of big idiot, like he always is, which is just kind of terribly delightful.

410
00:35:16.500 --> 00:35:22.380
And then he creates tension between the monks and the clerics.

411
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:25.380
You know, like he gets, he sort of tricks them.

412
00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:32.579
He gives that fantastic speech to Colonel Manton, which is just Matt being sort of incredible.

413
00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:34.260
So it's all Matt talking.

414
00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:35.760
And then we get this announcement.

415
00:35:35.820 --> 00:35:38.460
We've captured demons run without a shot fired.

416
00:35:38.519 --> 00:35:39.420
Everyone leaves.

417
00:35:39.480 --> 00:35:40.679
You know, all of that.

418
00:35:40.739 --> 00:35:49.320
And so we get the doctor fetishized as this sort of horrible threat, but then when he arrives, so we see the usual sort of fun doctorary way of solving the problem.

419
00:35:49.380 --> 00:35:55.380
And then you've got this kind of terribly awkward feeling because there's still kind of 15 minutes of episode left.

420
00:35:55.980 --> 00:36:02.280
And so this can't be, you know, this can't be him winning the day.

421
00:36:02.340 --> 00:36:10.380
Even in this episode, we're not going to spend 15 minutes spinning our wheels and then having the TARDIS materialise.

422
00:36:10.440 --> 00:36:19.980
There is something terribly Doctor Who-ish in the fact that the doctor's army is made up of distractors and the random pirate captains and their sons from Emmerdale, that feels right.

423
00:36:19.980 --> 00:36:24.000
Because when Doctor Who does military, military is never very interesting.

424
00:36:24.059 --> 00:36:27.119
I think we talked about this, Adam, on the Santaran structure.

425
00:36:27.539 --> 00:36:34.260
The way that unit is presented is not very fun. 70s unit works because it's the lovely old brigadier and his friends.

426
00:36:34.320 --> 00:36:38.579
Whereas when it becomes, you know, a crack operation with lorries and swanky blackberries.

427
00:36:38.639 --> 00:36:39.360
It's no fun.

428
00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:48.539
And so in this episode, the doctor's army is comprised of fun characters up against this kind of faceless religious army.

429
00:36:48.599 --> 00:36:50.699
Yeah, and this army is quite boring.

430
00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:56.940
Like even, oh, mate, Bucket, like we're meant to love her and she's like, look, I've done some embroidery.

431
00:36:57.000 --> 00:36:58.440
I met the doctor when I was a kid.

432
00:36:59.699 --> 00:37:02.699
And now I'm going to pass away on some stairs.

433
00:37:04.260 --> 00:37:14.159
Like, you kind of want to feel for her because she's written as a character that you should feel for, but she's never really given anything to do to care about.

434
00:37:14.219 --> 00:37:20.219
Like, everyone sort of talks about her or talks to her in a way it's like, oh, bless, you're here.

435
00:37:20.280 --> 00:37:21.360
Oh, you met the doctor once.

436
00:37:21.480 --> 00:37:21.840
How nice.

437
00:37:21.900 --> 00:37:24.179
And then he has no idea who she is.

438
00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:28.739
I think I actually really like that because if we are critiquing the doctor as a character.

439
00:37:28.800 --> 00:37:47.880
Like if we're saying that the doctor's a problem, having these people die because of the doctor, this young woman who ends up in this army just so she can meet the doctor again and the doctor doesn't even remember her, and that's particularly gutting, I think, because he pretends to remember her.

440
00:37:47.940 --> 00:37:49.860
And for a 2nd you think, 0 yeah, he does.

441
00:37:49.920 --> 00:37:50.579
He does.

442
00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:52.920
And then she dies and it's like, who was that?

443
00:37:52.980 --> 00:37:55.440
Like, that's kind of awful?

444
00:37:55.500 --> 00:37:56.460
Like the doctor.

445
00:37:56.519 --> 00:38:07.199
And that's one of the things that Moffat does is even Matt Smith's doctor, who is sort of cuddly and silly and fun, is also kind of a problem.

446
00:38:07.260 --> 00:38:12.539
He's kind of unlikeable and a bit a bit dreadful.

447
00:38:12.599 --> 00:38:16.739
And, you know, there's a sort of self-portrait aspect to that, I think.

448
00:38:17.219 --> 00:38:19.260
So I like that.

449
00:38:19.320 --> 00:38:31.860
And the other thing that I like her in is in that scene with Karen, which I think is incredibly good, because the relationship between them seems to change in some way, like line by line.

450
00:38:31.920 --> 00:38:42.059
You know, there's that wonderful thing where she sort of comes in and is sort of trying to apologise and you wonder whether Karen's going to warm to that.

451
00:38:42.059 --> 00:38:48.119
And she says, can I borrow your gun, which is almost impossible to kind of understanding context, like what's happening?

452
00:38:48.179 --> 00:38:53.159
And it's, you know, because I've got a feeling you're going to keep talking.

453
00:38:53.219 --> 00:38:55.619
And it's nice cold.

454
00:38:55.679 --> 00:39:01.500
It's really, but by the end of it, she has accepted the gift and has warm to her.

455
00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:06.360
And I think I think the 2 of them work really, really well together.

456
00:39:06.420 --> 00:39:08.159
It's it's a good scene.

457
00:39:08.219 --> 00:39:12.900
So, like, I can see what she's doing there, I think.

458
00:39:12.960 --> 00:39:18.480
She's not just there to drop the clue, you know, for the, you know, the thing.

459
00:39:18.539 --> 00:39:19.500
She is there.

460
00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:20.460
I think.

461
00:39:20.519 --> 00:39:32.280
I thought she was there to allow Moffatt to use that idea that he'd come up with on Records, Doctor Who in 1995, that the name of the doctor was what inspired the word doctor.

462
00:39:32.340 --> 00:39:33.840
Yeah, okay.

463
00:39:33.900 --> 00:39:35.460
Yeah, yeah, there's that.

464
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:37.619
And that, I think, is super telling as well.

465
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:44.699
You know, like the, we've had the master say that the doctor chose his name because he's the person who makes people better.

466
00:39:44.760 --> 00:39:53.639
And so to have the idea that in fact, no, for the people of the gamma forest or whatever, the word doctor means a mighty warrior.

467
00:39:54.539 --> 00:40:02.880
And River, doing that speech, you know, when you're a silly old man and you left in the junkyard and all of that, she doesn't say that.

468
00:40:02.940 --> 00:40:13.800
But like when you 1st started out, you set out to explore the universe and instead you've just been blowing bad guys up for like 32 seasons or whatever, look what you've turned into.

469
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:16.320
Like, you know, I think that's good.

470
00:40:16.380 --> 00:40:17.219
I think that's interesting.

471
00:40:17.699 --> 00:40:22.199
Yeah, I love all that stuff, but it's, yeah, there's just, I don't know.

472
00:40:22.260 --> 00:40:36.420
Like, it's one of those things where I feel like this episode is less than the sum of its parts, because there's so many fun things in it, and it's so entertaining, and you've got that emotional gut punch at the end, and then you get to the end of it, and you're like, did anything happen?

473
00:40:38.820 --> 00:40:51.659
Other than a couple of, you know, ongoing plot points being a vaguely resolved with, you know, who is River, which has been going on for 3 years now, um, 4 years actually.

474
00:40:51.960 --> 00:40:57.900
And then, oh, but where's the baby, what's happening next?

475
00:40:57.960 --> 00:41:00.119
Like, where's what is going on with all this stuff?

476
00:41:00.179 --> 00:41:02.820
We've still got the unresolved thing from episode one hanging over our head.

477
00:41:02.940 --> 00:41:03.659
Yeah.

478
00:41:03.659 --> 00:41:09.179
And yeah, it feels like it's it's doing a lot to do nothing.

479
00:41:09.659 --> 00:41:15.659
It reminds me of kind of 80s Doctor Who. like relentlessly entertaining heaps of guest stars.

480
00:41:15.719 --> 00:41:20.940
Amazing lighting, but who the fuck knows what happens in earth shop, really.

481
00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:39.960
You kind of get the feeling with this episode that it's really a rearranging of chess pieces on a board to get them into the position you need for the rest of the season.

482
00:41:40.019 --> 00:41:43.380
And then you don't really use it until the last episode anyway.

483
00:41:43.440 --> 00:41:44.039
Yeah.

484
00:41:44.099 --> 00:41:48.119
I want to compare it to Planet of Fire.

485
00:41:48.179 --> 00:41:49.139
Right.

486
00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:49.920
Oh, yeah.

487
00:41:49.980 --> 00:42:00.780
And Planet of Fire has to write out the Master has to introduce Perry, has to write out a Chameleon has to write out Turlow.

488
00:42:00.840 --> 00:42:05.579
And it doesn't quite function as a story because of that.

489
00:42:05.639 --> 00:42:09.840
But I don't mind that.

490
00:42:09.900 --> 00:42:16.079
Like, I actually think that the idea that the doctor has to have a sort of complex adventure every week.

491
00:42:16.139 --> 00:42:23.159
I think that's a problem and it's much, much more interesting to do something, say, like Boomtown, right?

492
00:42:23.219 --> 00:42:34.260
Where there isn't really a story there, but there's a lot of character interaction and there's a central moral dilemma and there's a theme and some interesting, funny stuff.

493
00:42:34.320 --> 00:42:42.480
And so, while I don't think this is as successful as Boomtown at all, like I'm not nearly.

494
00:42:43.440 --> 00:42:47.699
I'm absolutely having that badland in it, so it can't be successful.

495
00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:48.420
Well, that's it.

496
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:49.440
By definition.

497
00:42:49.500 --> 00:42:57.719
They're the rules But I'm not completely cross at it because it doesn't actually manage to have a story in a way.

498
00:42:58.260 --> 00:43:02.159
It feels to me like this is an arc condensed into an episode.

499
00:43:02.219 --> 00:43:12.420
So all the things that happen in this episode without any real linking story or themes to them. other things that feel like they should be spread over a season or half a season to get to this point.

500
00:43:12.480 --> 00:43:13.500
Yeah.

501
00:43:13.559 --> 00:43:22.559
And I mean, bringing all the, I guess, bringing all those people back from previous episodes is trying to go, well, that's why they were in that episode because they were really integral to this one.

502
00:43:22.619 --> 00:43:25.019
It's like, no, you've done it the wrong way around, right?

503
00:43:26.760 --> 00:43:36.480
Each episode since the day of the moon has reiterated the arc elements, but hasn't progressed them in any way.

504
00:43:36.539 --> 00:43:48.420
So all that we've had are scenes reminding us that Amy knows the doctor's going to die, that the doctor knows that Amy has some weird quantum pregnancy that might be happening or might not be happening.

505
00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:51.179
We've had...

506
00:43:51.239 --> 00:43:53.880
So we keep being reminded of those things.

507
00:43:54.000 --> 00:44:02.159
And I think we decided that their presence in Curse of the Black Spot actually caused proper problems with that story.

508
00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:06.119
But they don't progress the arc at all.

509
00:44:06.179 --> 00:44:11.940
So basically you've got the impossible astronaut that sets up all of these kind of weird plot things.

510
00:44:12.000 --> 00:44:20.159
You've got this which seems to have no function other than to progress the bigger plot, but doesn't actually manage really to be a story in itself.

511
00:44:20.219 --> 00:44:25.199
And it, like, I think we might find that that continues next time as well.

512
00:44:25.260 --> 00:44:32.880
I think part of my distaste with this episode is because of it felt like it was going somewhere amazing.

513
00:44:32.940 --> 00:44:42.360
And then most of the exposition that relates to where this, where this went after this is done kind of offscreen.

514
00:44:42.480 --> 00:44:46.440
It's sort of like, oh, yeah, I was raised to be a psychopath.

515
00:44:46.500 --> 00:44:48.840
I was like, okay.

516
00:44:48.900 --> 00:44:51.900
And part of it is high expectations as well.

517
00:44:51.960 --> 00:44:54.360
I'm used to Moffat delivering, damn it.

518
00:44:54.420 --> 00:44:58.980
I'm used to him delivering all this arc stuff and telling a really good story at the same time.

519
00:44:59.039 --> 00:45:00.840
So when he doesn't, I'm like, come on.

520
00:45:02.159 --> 00:45:13.380
I just find, yeah, I think he's just like, the ending is emotionally satisfying, but I feel like narratively, it doesn't, it doesn't satisfy.

521
00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:19.500
Also, again, this is because future episodes kind of tear it apart, but we've had 3 really impactful deaths right here at the end.

522
00:45:19.559 --> 00:45:25.440
And at least 2 of them turn up again in some form, even though one is ahead in a box.

523
00:45:27.000 --> 00:45:29.579
And one of them is an idiot nurse.

524
00:45:29.699 --> 00:45:38.519
But, you know, like the only real death is the one character who was not really well developed, except for one scene she had with Amy.

525
00:45:38.579 --> 00:45:55.800
So it's, Yeah, I feel like it's, I don't know, like, after the death of the flight attendant in midnight, who you just go, Reiki, just doing an amazing job, like you really get a sense of her as a character.

526
00:45:55.860 --> 00:46:00.239
And so that sacrifice at the end of that episode is quite impactful.

527
00:46:00.300 --> 00:46:03.420
But here people are being killed left, right and centre and you're like, oh, yeah.

528
00:46:03.480 --> 00:46:04.079
Okay.

529
00:46:04.440 --> 00:46:17.519
I also think too, that if the if the central thing of the story is learning something about the doctor, that the doctor is a problem in some way and that the doctor has caused this.

530
00:46:17.579 --> 00:46:28.800
But we're not really in a position for the doctor to be able to learn from that and do better in future because the story is about him going to planets and saving them and blowing up bad guys.

531
00:46:28.860 --> 00:46:33.599
And so this revelation is interesting to us in a way.

532
00:46:33.659 --> 00:46:38.280
It gives us pause about whether the doctor is a good person or not.

533
00:46:38.340 --> 00:46:40.860
And that's something that he'll continue to develop.

534
00:46:40.920 --> 00:46:45.539
But like, what does it, what does the doctor learn from this?

535
00:46:45.659 --> 00:46:48.179
How is he going to mend his ways?

536
00:46:48.239 --> 00:46:49.559
How can he possibly do that?

537
00:46:49.739 --> 00:46:52.079
It's slightly meaningless, isn't it?

538
00:46:53.099 --> 00:46:55.800
Like it's, again, it's all fun.

539
00:46:55.860 --> 00:46:58.619
Like it is relentlessly fun all the way through.

540
00:46:58.679 --> 00:47:10.199
Great gags, amazing, you know, big explosive moments, but then it's, I don't know, it's, at the end, you feel like you've had too much sugar and there have been no vegetables for dinner.

541
00:47:10.260 --> 00:47:12.300
That's just dinner for me.

542
00:47:40.440 --> 00:47:43.920
Well, the listener, that's all we have time for this week.

543
00:47:44.039 --> 00:47:51.719
We'll be taking a short mid season break, but we'll be back soon to continue the search from Melody Pond in Let's Kill Hitler.

544
00:47:51.840 --> 00:48:09.539
In the meantime, you can find us wherever you get your podcasts, and you can keep up with us at flights for entirety on Facebook at FTE podcast on Twitter and on our website, flightthroughentirety.com, where you'll find links to our other podcasts, Bondfinger, Jody interterra, and maximum power.

545
00:48:10.320 --> 00:48:12.780
Adam, where can people find you?

546
00:48:12.840 --> 00:48:16.139
Uh, just in my house, like everyone else.

547
00:48:16.619 --> 00:48:18.539
Not allowed to leave.

548
00:48:18.599 --> 00:48:21.840
I'm at Adam Richard on Twitter and Instagram.

549
00:48:21.900 --> 00:48:30.059
Fabulous Adam Richard on Facebook, and you can listen to my Daily Doctor Who podcast, which is Adam Richard has a theory, where I do.

550
00:48:30.119 --> 00:48:31.019
It was only 10 minutes a day.

551
00:48:31.079 --> 00:48:32.159
Dont worry, I'm not gonna freak you out.

552
00:48:32.400 --> 00:48:40.739
Well, until next time, remember that when someone tries to convert you to their religion, it's usually a good idea to decline politely.

553
00:48:40.800 --> 00:48:43.619
Thank you very much for listening and good night.

554
00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:44.940
Good night.

555
00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:46.079
Good night.

556
00:48:46.139 --> 00:48:46.619
Good night.

557
00:48:50.820 --> 00:48:56.760
That was flight through entirety, starring Nathan Bottomley, Peter Gritter, Adam, Richard, and James Selwood.

558
00:48:56.820 --> 00:48:58.860
Theme arrangement by Cameron Lam.

559
00:48:58.920 --> 00:49:05.760
This episode, Lesbian Spank Inferno, was recorded on the 22nd of August 2021 and released on the 24th of October.

560
00:49:06.300 --> 00:49:14.519
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561
00:49:14.579 --> 00:49:21.900
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562
00:49:21.960 --> 00:49:25.619
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563
00:49:26.639 --> 00:49:29.039
There have been no vegetables for dinner.

564
00:49:30.059 --> 00:49:32.159
That's just dinner for me.

565
00:49:33.539 --> 00:49:36.119
Add lollies for dinner again.

566
00:49:36.179 --> 00:49:37.739
It's lockdown.

567
00:49:37.800 --> 00:49:38.579
You're allowed to have anything.

568
00:49:38.639 --> 00:49:40.019
I think that's an out.

569
00:49:40.079 --> 00:49:41.159
Do you know what I mean?

570
00:49:41.219 --> 00:49:42.119
Like, I think that's an ow.

571
00:49:42.179 --> 00:49:43.260
That sounds like a summary.

572
00:49:43.320 --> 00:49:44.159
Do you know what I mean?

573
00:49:44.219 --> 00:49:45.960
I think that sounds like a thing to go out on.

574
00:49:46.019 --> 00:49:46.619
Cool.

575
00:49:46.619 --> 00:49:49.079
So, yeah.

576
00:49:49.139 --> 00:49:57.179
Did you know, and I couldn't work this in at the time, because there wasn't no space, you know what Peter Hall went on to direct, Nathan?

577
00:49:57.300 --> 00:49:58.679
No.

578
00:49:58.679 --> 00:49:59.579
It's a sin.

579
00:49:59.699 --> 00:50:01.139
Wow.

580
00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:02.400
The whole thing.

581
00:50:02.400 --> 00:50:03.119
Yeah.

582
00:50:03.179 --> 00:50:04.500
He directed the entire thing.

583
00:50:04.559 --> 00:50:05.519
Yeah.

584
00:50:05.579 --> 00:50:06.179
Wow.

585
00:50:06.300 --> 00:50:08.340
You know what he started on?

586
00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:09.420
Grange Hill.

587
00:50:09.539 --> 00:50:11.219
Oh, bless.

588
00:50:11.219 --> 00:50:12.000
Yay.

589
00:50:12.059 --> 00:50:17.099
That sounds like a pretty natural trajectory for sort of an English.

590
00:50:17.099 --> 00:50:20.760
Surprisingly little emotional growth between those 2 things.

591
00:50:22.500 --> 00:50:24.360
Oh, God.

592
00:50:24.420 --> 00:50:25.559
Seriously.

593
00:50:28.619 --> 00:50:30.780
Did anyone else really like the name Lorna Bucket?

594
00:50:30.840 --> 00:50:32.820
It's Amy Pond?

595
00:50:32.880 --> 00:50:34.260
I mean, it is just AB Pond.

596
00:50:34.320 --> 00:50:36.360
It's another one of his...

597
00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:37.860
Sherrytale names.

598
00:50:37.920 --> 00:50:41.940
That's carrying... the puddle.

599
00:50:42.059 --> 00:50:42.360
No.

600
00:50:42.420 --> 00:50:49.920
But, you know, like as in, she's the one that delivers the thing about the names being like water related.

601
00:50:49.980 --> 00:50:50.579
She's a bucket.

602
00:50:50.639 --> 00:50:51.420
It's a bucket.

603
00:50:51.480 --> 00:50:51.840
Yeah, yeah.

604
00:50:51.900 --> 00:50:54.300
Like, she, oh my god.

605
00:50:54.900 --> 00:51:01.440
No, it's I think that that that's it. you know, anyway, the gamma forest who gives a shit?

606
00:51:02.400 --> 00:51:10.079
My head can enter as being the offspring of Charlie Bucket from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Hyacinth Bucket.

607
00:51:12.059 --> 00:51:13.800
Bouquet.

608
00:51:13.800 --> 00:51:16.980
Bouquet.

609
00:51:17.760 --> 00:51:22.019
I decided the other day that Susan is Jenny's daughter.

610
00:51:22.320 --> 00:51:24.179
Oh, brilliant.

611
00:51:24.239 --> 00:51:25.260
That's canon.

612
00:51:25.320 --> 00:51:28.199
So that the doctor never has to have sex.

613
00:51:28.260 --> 00:51:30.599
Yeah, he's never had sex.

614
00:51:31.260 --> 00:51:36.719
Excepting that night that lasts 24 years in the husband's room.

615
00:51:36.719 --> 00:51:38.159
Jigsaw puzzles and stuff.

616
00:51:38.219 --> 00:51:44.880
Look, I think she was perpetually randy, but you know, sorting herself out. fiddling with his sonic screendriver.

617
00:51:44.940 --> 00:51:48.360
And she's fiddling with hers. putting up shelves.

618
00:51:48.420 --> 00:51:49.800
It has threesomes.

619
00:51:49.800 --> 00:51:50.400
That was a trowel.

620
00:51:50.460 --> 00:51:53.820
Hey, James, James, I'm sure you'll be able to tell me this.

621
00:51:53.880 --> 00:51:55.139
Were they back at the paper mill?

622
00:51:55.440 --> 00:51:58.500
Um, for which scenes?

623
00:51:59.280 --> 00:52:01.739
Well, all of them, sort of.

624
00:52:01.739 --> 00:52:02.579
No, no.

625
00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:04.139
I don't think they were at a paper mill.

626
00:52:04.199 --> 00:52:05.039
Like they were...

627
00:52:05.039 --> 00:52:06.719
I do have it.

628
00:52:06.780 --> 00:52:07.320
Yeah.

629
00:52:08.460 --> 00:52:10.139
So...

630
00:52:10.139 --> 00:52:14.099
The battlefield is a cement factory.

631
00:52:14.760 --> 00:52:16.320
Excellent.

632
00:52:16.320 --> 00:52:19.199
Like, you know, where they pick up tracks, yeah.

633
00:52:19.559 --> 00:52:28.079
And then the Demon's Run is an a mega army hanger.

634
00:52:28.139 --> 00:52:31.019
Like, um, yep.

635
00:52:31.079 --> 00:52:40.199
And, and then the, the sort of subterranean bits of that are um, or a power station in Newport.

636
00:52:40.920 --> 00:52:43.500
What if it wasn't the paper mill?

637
00:52:43.559 --> 00:52:47.280
I was going to say it was oddly missing it, you know, so painful.

638
00:52:47.340 --> 00:52:49.199
I just wanted to be back there.

639
00:52:49.559 --> 00:52:55.619
Ed Thomas is standing in front of that paper mill with a shotgun and he won't let Pickwode anywhere near it.

640
00:52:57.179 --> 00:52:59.340
You can't touch it.

641
00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:00.960
That's it.

642
00:53:01.019 --> 00:53:07.619
Ed Thomas had been eating out of his misery from leaving the series and was now cast as Dorian.

643
00:53:08.340 --> 00:53:10.079
We're all there.

644
00:53:10.139 --> 00:53:11.940
I'll be there by the end of lockdown.

645
00:53:12.000 --> 00:53:12.480
I tell you what.

646
00:53:12.539 --> 00:53:13.860
I'll be there by the end of the podcast.

647
00:53:13.860 --> 00:53:17.400
Did you know that Dorian was actually meant to be was actually meant to be Captain Jack?

648
00:53:17.699 --> 00:53:19.079
Really?

649
00:53:19.139 --> 00:53:21.420
Yeah, Captain Jack was meant to be back.

650
00:53:21.480 --> 00:53:24.119
But I think...

651
00:53:24.119 --> 00:53:24.840
Miracle Day.

652
00:53:25.260 --> 00:53:29.340
They also they also filmed a scene with Ud Sigma.

653
00:53:29.400 --> 00:53:33.420
Like they filmed the scene with a Sigma and cut it for time.

654
00:53:34.320 --> 00:53:37.079
Yeah, because the ud get a credit at the end.

655
00:53:37.139 --> 00:53:38.760
Yeah, that's why the credits in the end.

656
00:53:38.820 --> 00:53:39.059
Yeah.

657
00:53:39.119 --> 00:53:41.340
Yeah, it's created by.

658
00:53:41.400 --> 00:53:42.900
I was like, I don't remember an oo.

659
00:53:42.960 --> 00:53:44.340
Yeah.

660
00:53:45.539 --> 00:53:52.739
It was already, you know, all of Moffat's day poll figures, you know, like pulled out of the cupboard.

661
00:53:52.980 --> 00:53:55.079
Sorted with no cap.

662
00:53:55.139 --> 00:53:57.119
And day Paul figures.

663
00:53:57.539 --> 00:54:00.059
Oh, no, that's...

664
00:54:00.059 --> 00:54:02.099
Well, that's what's...

665
00:54:02.159 --> 00:54:04.320
Webber fear part three.

666
00:54:04.380 --> 00:54:05.159
Don't talk about that.

667
00:54:05.219 --> 00:54:06.119
I haven't got it yet.

668
00:54:06.179 --> 00:54:07.079
I haven't ordered it.

669
00:54:07.139 --> 00:54:08.880
I've only watched it.

670
00:54:09.000 --> 00:54:15.960
You can come over and watch it at mine when I get received the Blu-ray. break lockdown to watch that. be illegal.

671
00:54:16.860 --> 00:54:19.320
Mick Fuller would come around to my house.

672
00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:21.960
All right.

673
00:54:22.019 --> 00:54:23.039
Okay, here goes.

674
00:54:23.099 --> 00:54:24.059
So let's do the outro.

675
00:54:28.079 --> 00:54:31.679
Well, dear listener, that's all we have time for this week.