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What am I saying at the beginning of this one?

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What am I saying on any of this?

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You're not.

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There's a scrolling thing that just comes down.

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People have to actually listen to that.

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Hello, dear listener, and welcome back to Flightthrough Entirety, the only Doctor Who podcast coming to you live through the Amplified Panatropic Computer Net, which, as we all know, is made of a series of tubes and cats.

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I'm Brendan.

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I'm Nathan.

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And I'm Todd, and we are here today to discuss the deadly assassin.

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What other kind of bloody assassin is there?

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I hate that Titan.

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There's a deadliest asset, or there's a crap one.

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Correct, Brendan.

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I think pop homes in an interview later did actually say that there are incompetent assassins.

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Yeah, I mean, it's not quite a tortology.

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It is better than the dangerous assassin.

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Yeah, which was the working title.

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I don't care. beginning of my irritation with many aspects of this story.

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And thankfully, it's mine.

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I want to start off with one of the criticisms that's been levelled at this story.

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For those of you who haven't seen the deadly assassin, probably a good idea for you to watch at first.

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So we have the 1st story completely set on the Planet of the Time Lords, which we now know is Galafre.

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We had, of course, previously seen the Planet of the Time Lords in the War Games.

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Last episode of the War Games, and also intermittently in the 3 doctors.

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But this is the 1st story entirely set there.

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Now, what a lot of fans say about this story is that it changes what we know about the time lords.

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It presents them as a very insular, very stagnated society, sort of there's lots of ornate people in robes flowing about and being quite ineffectual.

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Really, it was 1st posited in an issue of the celestial toy room in an article by then President Jan Vincent Rudsky, who also appears on the DVD for the deadly assassin on the making of, giving his reaction to the story.

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Personally, I don't see a problem with presenting the Time Lords in this way.

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Because what we have been previously told about the time lords and what is even further defined here is that the time lords are an insular isolationist society.

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And remember, part of the reason that the doctor was an outcast is because he went out into the universe, which they're not meant to be allowed to do.

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And the doctors already said is when he was Patrick Trout.

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You know, he was quite bored by the time lords.

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And a homogeneous isolationist culture would stagnate.

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I think that homes more than anyone else defines the doctor against the forces of rules and bureaucracy and staleness, you know, as early as the crotons.

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The crotons have the procedure that has to be obeyed.

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And I think it's homes that pins that down as the thing that the doctor is opposed to.

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And so naturally when he gets his go at creating the time lords, they're hide bound and stuffy and tied down by procedure.

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So, I guess it's natural that that's his take on the time lords rather than, you know, the game show hosts of the 3 doctors or the or the incredibly terrifying and powerful, you know, Terence Dix version of the uh, of the time lords in in the war games.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I don't think it's irreconcilable with either of those 2 examples.

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And I think Robert Holmes actually takes a little bit of care with that.

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You know, because when we've seen the time lords before, We've just sort of briefly flashed to their planet and just seen a little bit of it.

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And it's kind of like when you get a program like, say, House of Cards or the West Wing, when you see President Bartlett delivering a speech, it's very different to when he's in the Oval Office, discussing something with a member of his staff.

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You know, what we're seeing in this story is behind the scenes of the time lords.

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And that's something I quite like about it.

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But I just wanted to get that out of the way 1st because it's one of the big talking points about this story and we'll certainly come back to it over the course of our podcast today.

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In fact, nearly every, I think, modern assessment of this story is a reaction to the review that you mentioned.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Because review goes into sort of integrate detail about the fact that there's been all of this complicated information given over the course of the program about the time laws, and this just flagrantly contradicts it, and where is the magic of Doctor Who?

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If you haven't read this review, I couldn't find the text online, but I did find a YouTube video of a CG character saying the text.

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So I'll put a link in the show notes and it's in license denied, which was a collection of fan writing that Paul Cornell put together.

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And no one has been very interested in presenting a coherent picture of the time lords, and that's not what Doctor Who does.

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I mean, you kind of think they've not been watching the same program.

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There's no coherent picture of the Daleks or the Cybermen or Units or really anything at all.

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The show, it's not Star Trek.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's Doctor Who. and so things just change from production team to reaction.

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Exactly.

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You see, I don't have a love for this.

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And it's because I don't have a connection to it.

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It was not part of my childhood.

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We didn't get to see this.

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And so my galafre is the galafre from Invasion of Time.

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That's...

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That's my barusa.

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That's my Castellan.

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That's my gallifrate.

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That's my set.

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So when I come to this, I come to it with that baggage and that look to it.

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So I don't necessarily warm to a lot of what is presented, and how it's presented here.

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I don't have a problem with defining of the time mods and all that.

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It's more to do with what's the characters and how they're played and that sort of thing.

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It's a weird experience, isn't it?

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I had exactly the same experience.

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So we would go straight from the hand of fear to face of evil.

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And it still works.

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And then when we came a year later to the invasion of time, were you aware, Todd, that it was like a sequel to an adventure that we hadn't seen at the time?

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I didn't know that there was this other thing.

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It never existed, like it just was.

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I didn't know that there was this story in there.

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Because when you watch it now, of course, it's full of references, isn't it?

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To the deadly assassin.

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If we look at the plot, it's got a very interesting opening with the doctor receiving the vision, you know, of being the assassin.

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That is very effective and very striking.

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And, of course, people kind of reference the Manchurian candidate, and certainly, there was an influence there in a way.

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It hasn't been done in Doctor Who before.

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So I give it those points.

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So what was the call home that he received at the end of hand of fear?

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I believe that sent from the master.

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Yes, exactly.

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The master's bringing him there to frame him.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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So spoiler alert, dear list.

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The masters in this one.

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You know, it starts and you've got the scrolling text that stars.

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Star Wars would do year later.

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So I have to give them points for that, but I come into this having had the Star Wars experience.

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So it's sort of like, well, I've seen that before, right?

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So that's the 1st thing that sort of doesn't quite sit the best with me.

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And also it's like, what is the background of that shot?

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It's a wall with some dry ice over the top of it.

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It's, yeah, it's a little bit weird, that shot.

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I still like it because it tells you that this story is going to be unusual.

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And of course, we have, we have no Sarah Jane, Leela hasn't arrived yet.

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So there's no, in a way, there's no companion, but in a way, there is, because of course, Philip Hinchcliffe and Robert Holmes didn't really want to do a story without a companion. was Tom's demand.

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So Tom demanded this.

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And so they decided to do this to prove to him that it couldn't work.

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Yeah.

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What a great premise for a story.

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It's proved to you that it's not going to work by doing a story. doesn't work.

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But wait, so we could have had 4 more episodes of Sarah Jane Smith. and then gone straight into Leila, possibly.

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So that irritates me.

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I'm just going to preface it to the listeners.

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There's a lot of illogical things that I'm going to say here that irritate me about this story, but it's my personal experience of it.

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So I'm just saying there's little things that begin to just etch away at my enjoyment of this.

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But please, continue.

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I would argue, 1st of all, that there are companions in this story.

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They're Spandrel and Engen.

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I mean, for God's sake, Engen is practically a Doctor Who companion.

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He asks lots of questions like, oh, what's that, doctor?

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And how does that work, doctor?

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And what should I do, doctor?

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Engen's the Dottery one that's about to collapse dead.

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It's wonderful.

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Fantastic.

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It's probably my favourite thing in this.

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I love how the doctor says goodbye to him.

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You know, he says goodbye, doctor, and the doctor's goodbye.

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It's so good.

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And of course, we've got George Pravta back as spandrel.

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He's far, far better in this than he was in the Mutants.

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Engen was in The Massacre, can I just say?

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Yes.

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Yeah, yeah.

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He has that going.

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Yeah, it was a plot device in the massacre. that's right Okay.

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There are positive things.

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And there are negative things about spandral.

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I love the way spandrels written in terms of he's this policeman, but he's not just gunning for the doctor.

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He's willing to listen and investigate.

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I do have a problem with the performance.

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The performance works in this context, but the way he delivers his lines is like it's a cold read of the script.

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I do community theatre, and it's like when you do a cold reader of the play to begin with, like, whatever you're in.

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And it's like he's reading it without the commas, without the full stops, without the expression.

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He just runs his lines into each other.

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And after a while, like, sometimes it works really well.

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Like, I really like that.

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And other times I'm just there going, oh, for God's sake, take a breath.

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Take a breath.

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No, I want some expression there, please stop.

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So, there are parts of this where it just begins to chip away at my enjoyment and just begins to irritate me slightly.

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Continue, brilliant.

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See, see, I view that performance as being, like, a sort of hard boiled American TV detective, you know, just the facts map kind of thing.

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But no, I see where you're coming from with that.

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And in quite a bit of his acting, George Proctor can sometimes have a sort of monotone delivery.

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But I think he's very good in that.

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I'm not saying it's a bad performance.

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I'm just saying there's aspects of it that begin to irritate me.

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So the doctor gets recalled to Gallifrey.

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He has this vision of himself killing the president, but he takes it.

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From what we can see as the viewer, he fires the gun, the president falls down dead.

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Now that's shocking enough.

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The idea, A, that the doctor would fire a gun because we've just been told 3 stories previously that he may carry a gun, but he wouldn't fire it, and we find that out in the seeds of doom.

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So we see the doctor firing a gun, 0 my god, we see him killing someone.

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Oh my god.

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But then he starts saying, I must get past them and warn the president.

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So we're like, hold on, what's he, and this is where the Manchurian candidate influence comes in, Manchurian candidate being a novel later, a film, about American soldiers being captured and brainwashed as prisoners of war to then go back to America and assassinate political targets.

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Think of that episode where Geordie was brainwashed by the Romulans into killing that guy.

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Yes, yes.

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I believe that's one of 2 episodes where Geordie wears a beard.

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We get lots of faffing about from Tom and getting into robes and whatnot, which Tom loved, of course, because like all classic doctors, he thought about being a priest or a monk at one point.

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It was a rule.

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Yeah, it was actually a rule.

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It was part of the interview.

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Did you ever consider being a priest or a monk?

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Okay, sorry, Richard Griffiths, you can't be Doctor Who.

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And then we get characters like Runcible.

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Runsable, fatulus.

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Who is that?

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Has he been in Doctor Who before?

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He will be in Doctor Who again?

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He will be in again.

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Yeah.

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So.

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He's the one.

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He's the reporter.

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The newscast.

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Okay, so we have the heliotrope of the Patrexes.

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So on.

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Can I just, I just want to bring up a few things there.

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Obviously.

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So there's a plot device where we're doing the whole reporter BBC 3 thing that we've seen before, but this time in terms of Gallifrey, because the doctor has got no companion.

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And so that we've then got all the different colours of the academies.

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I actually think J.K. Rowling must have been watching this.

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No, honestly, because then she can go, well, we've got Cithern and obviously Draco Malfoy is going to be goth.

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We've got the doctor as Harry Potter.

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Wait, wait, we've got oh, this one that we must not speak of that's been erased.

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The master who must be there for Voldemort.

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So you know what?

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I think Bob Holmes state has may have some sort of, you know, claim claim on the whole thing.

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Anyway, it's a bit of a...

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If he didn't nick so much for whatever else, anyway.

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Now, of course, then, going back to it, the doctor watches runs the ball on the monitor.

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Yep. and he's got to get out of the Tartars.

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Yes, and okay, Todd, I'm going to just throw to you because I know this is a point.

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I loathe this.

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I just think it's it's so convenient that for this season we've got a black void at the door so the doctor can hide on one side of the black void.

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The guards can come in and then he can sneak across the other side to get out of the actual tartars.

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It just irritates me.

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It's not logical, but it just irritates me.

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I know it has to happen, right?

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But it irritates me.

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This is gonna be your refrain, this episode.

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We can learn a lot about your psychology, I think, probably.

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Not only that, but the doctor has a hooker in the TARDIS.

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Oh, with an AH, right?

220
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With an AH.

221
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That's correct.

222
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What's an H?

223
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A water pipe.

224
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Oh, yeah, yeah.

225
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Yeah, yeah.

226
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So, yeah, the doctor gets away.

227
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He goes around, he yomps around in the Time Lord robes.

228
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He has that wonderful conversation with Ronceble, where it runs Bull, says her.

229
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Weren't you expelled or something?

230
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Some kind of fun.

231
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In fact, Runsable's the only person he really interacts with in the entire story.

232
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So it is most not in the entire story.

233
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In this 1st episode. in this 1st episode.

234
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And so it is just basically a chase as Tom sort of, you know, evades everyone and then world building.

235
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So we get to meet all of the main characters and find out what the Time Lords Planet is like.

236
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Yeah, and you get that wonderful line where Commander Hildred reports to Spandrel that the doctor's gotten away and Spandrel sums it up something like, so let me get this straight.

237
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You went into his TARDIS and he managed to slip out without your seeing him, and then you only trapped him in a building with 50 floors.

238
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Excellent Mildred.

239
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I think you are trying to confuse him.

240
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He's really mean to Hillred all the way through.

241
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But he's deservedly so because Hildred's inept.

242
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He's such a wet fish and quite frankly, I did not cry when he got turned into a toy at the end.

243
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Again, Kildred is not my commander in California.

244
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Andred, who I think is who I adore, right?

245
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This castalan is not my castan, although I really love him.

246
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I like Mr. Slime in Invasion of Time.

247
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And of course, there's another character that occurs in both of these stories.

248
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And that's Barusa.

249
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Barusa.

250
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I really like the barusa in the story.

251
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And of course, his 1st appearance, he just utterly destroys Runcible.

252
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Like, you didn't listen to me at school.

253
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I talk to you now?

254
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That's terrific.

255
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It's the dream of every teacher to say that to a student.

256
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Can I just say, the performance is great.

257
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The character is great.

258
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I like the 2nd barusa because that was my barusa as a kid. completely understand.

259
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The other problem I have with it is I kind of think sometimes I go through casting different shows in Doctor Who, who would I cast in my life?

260
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Who would I be cast as?

261
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And I kind of look at his performance and the way he talks and I just kind of think, I can't watch myself in a performance and that's who I see.

262
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Oh, yeah.

263
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And so I just have this sort of, I can't watch him.

264
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I just can't watch him.

265
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It's just too sort of like, is this how I appear when I'm in class or whatever like that?

266
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So that's my slight irritation with that character.

267
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And it's not logical, it just is.

268
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Do you wear the eye makeup in class that the Lippy and I make up that the time lords are, for some reason, affecting in this story?

269
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Dear listener, I just walked into that.

270
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There's a reason why I have to have a break every season.

271
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Why do they do that?

272
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Why do they have the makeup?

273
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And why didn't they put Timothy Dalton in that makeup in the end of time?

274
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That would have been great.

275
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It slightly silvery, isn't it?

276
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Yeah, yeah.

277
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Talk amongst yourselves. thinking of Timothy Dalton.

278
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Look, it's a good I think he's a good barusa.

279
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And it's another good aspect to the story.

280
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Of the main cast.

281
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I dont think there's a weak performance.

282
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I think Peter Pratt, when he appears with the master, is really up against it, because he's got to talk through that mask, but I think he's got a wonderful voice, and he gets as much expression into the mask and moving it as much as he can.

283
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But we're at the end of episode one now, and the cliffhanger is also like the 3rd scene of the episode, which kind of breaks the Doctor Who format.

284
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And we see the doctor gun down the president.

285
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It's less of a cliffhanger of how is the doctor going to get out of this one.

286
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I'm more of a cliffhanger.

287
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What did I just see?

288
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What did I just happened?

289
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Now, in my opinion, the story begins to go downhill from here.

290
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They cheat.

291
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The reprise cheats outrageous.

292
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The reprise cheats outrageously.

293
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The doctor then reveals.

294
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They insert a scene.

295
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So you actually have someone pulling a gun in the crowd and then the doctor shoots.

296
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And so now we know the only reason why...

297
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Have you actually seen that?

298
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Oh, okay.

299
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I'd never, I'd never noticed seeing that.

300
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Why would you logically put yourself in that position?

301
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I'm going to run ahead of all the guards and go up there and pull out this gun, you know.

302
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Why not stay in the crowd and say, he's got a gun.

303
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It just irritates me.

304
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I mean, it wouldn't have a story.

305
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Not only that, but a few minutes later, you know what?

306
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Great.

307
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We got Bernard Horsefallback.

308
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Longtime collaborator with director David Maloney.

309
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Bernard Horsfall, or British Jack Thompson, if you prefer, as Chancellor Goth.

310
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And got says, the president died without naming his successor.

311
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We must have an election within 48 hours.

312
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And it just leads me to think, A, if you've got a president, he should probably, when he retires, be replaced by an elected official rather than then his own successor.

313
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Secondly, okay, what happens after 48 hours if you haven't had an election?

314
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And he starts going on about, oh, you know, other races will be watching and will be weak.

315
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It's like, really?

316
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Who's watching?

317
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I don't understand, you know, we've had this big thing about your isolationists and you don't interfere with other people and you've got this massive shield around your planet and no one can get in and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

318
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But your president is killed and it's okay.

319
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You're not prepared for that because you're this isolationist ideal society.

320
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Okay, fine.

321
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But you don't have any kind of procedure for that.

322
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That involves catching the assassin and giving him a trial before electing...

323
00:19:36.839 --> 00:19:42.119
And why why do you have to give the assassin a trial before you elect the president anyway?

324
00:19:42.180 --> 00:19:48.000
Oh, with that, I mean, that's an objection that gets made, isn't it, to Goth and we find out the reason?

325
00:19:48.059 --> 00:19:49.740
Yeah, isn't a political reason?

326
00:19:49.799 --> 00:19:53.220
It's because he wants to get the doctor out of the way and that's the whole purpose of the assassination.

327
00:19:53.279 --> 00:20:00.180
But he seems to have an argument in law because Barusa and Spandrel kind of accept it and realise they've only got 48 hours.

328
00:20:00.240 --> 00:20:04.019
No, no, no, but it isn't, it's explicitly a political decision from Goth.

329
00:20:04.079 --> 00:20:04.980
It's not a legal decision.

330
00:20:05.099 --> 00:20:06.720
It doesn't have to kill it.

331
00:20:06.779 --> 00:20:08.400
He has law on his side.

332
00:20:08.460 --> 00:20:10.319
Otherwise he'd be challenged on it.

333
00:20:10.380 --> 00:20:20.160
Then we get the whole trial scene, which, to be fair, it's made kind of interesting by the fact that Tom Baker is drawing the yes minister titles of all the witnesses in the box.

334
00:20:20.279 --> 00:20:21.599
It's really funny though.

335
00:20:21.720 --> 00:20:26.220
Yeah, it's funny because you've got Runcible, and you've got that old guy with the hip.

336
00:20:26.220 --> 00:20:27.059
With the dicky hip.

337
00:20:27.059 --> 00:20:27.960
Yeah, yeah.

338
00:20:27.960 --> 00:20:30.779
That's actually that's quite fun, homesy and staff.

339
00:20:30.839 --> 00:20:39.900
You know, I think it is different, Doctor Who, and I think I see it in retrospect in a lot of movies from the 90s onwards.

340
00:20:39.960 --> 00:20:50.460
Like having that whole timelap sequence with them all presenting, you know, but I will criticise it in the fact that, oh, let's just have it in my little room in my little office, basically.

341
00:20:50.519 --> 00:20:58.619
And that's one of the things I have a problem with this, is that we've got the little tiny octagonal, or whatever shape set it is for spandrels thing.

342
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And then we've got his little office and then I really don't like the Panopticon. very, very narrow and small.

343
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I never get a sense of the space.

344
00:21:05.940 --> 00:21:08.880
And for me, you do get one shot, one white shot.

345
00:21:08.880 --> 00:21:11.579
Yeah, with that glass...

346
00:21:11.640 --> 00:21:15.599
Yeah, but and the duplicated extras who wanted to be paid more for being...

347
00:21:15.660 --> 00:21:18.839
However, I just find the whole thing quite cramped.

348
00:21:18.900 --> 00:21:27.180
And for me, for what I want a galafray to be, I wanted it to be big an expansionist and I always felt that in the invasion a time set.

349
00:21:27.240 --> 00:21:30.059
It's actually a much wider and widthier set.

350
00:21:30.059 --> 00:21:36.359
And so I'm comparing it to that, which is illogical, but I wanted more from what these sets are giving.

351
00:21:36.420 --> 00:21:42.839
I mean, the whole thing is kind of modelled after, you know, an Oxbridge college or the Vatican or something.

352
00:21:42.900 --> 00:21:51.900
And so it needs to look dark and Gothic, and I think it does a pretty remarkable job doing that with just plastic walls, green plastic walls.

353
00:21:51.960 --> 00:21:58.200
Yeah, well, I really want the, find that it does that, but I wanted to see the outside, you know, like the, like the dome in Castria.

354
00:21:58.259 --> 00:22:01.079
Like I wanted to see that so I could put it into context.

355
00:22:01.140 --> 00:22:08.880
Here it's trying to do what it's doing, what we were doing back in the season opener, where we just had the rooms of the Renaissance Italy rather than the whole outside.

356
00:22:08.940 --> 00:22:11.160
And I think for me, this is for me.

357
00:22:11.640 --> 00:22:13.980
I don't feel that expanse.

358
00:22:14.039 --> 00:22:18.180
I don't feel, I just, that aspect of it just doesn't do it for me.

359
00:22:18.240 --> 00:22:25.259
I think, I mean, that's, I think, why it was so exciting when we actually saw finally and was it sound of drums when we saw...

360
00:22:25.319 --> 00:22:27.539
Well, well, Gallifray. yeah Yeah, yeah.

361
00:22:27.599 --> 00:22:31.079
Maybe we needed to wait for the technology.

362
00:22:31.140 --> 00:22:33.359
Because it does look great when it comes along, I think.

363
00:22:33.480 --> 00:22:36.779
And I can see why it concentrates on that and it's done like that, you know?

364
00:22:36.839 --> 00:22:42.180
But all the things that I praised in the masking band, Draga for doing that and why they did it.

365
00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:43.799
I'm not going to praise you.

366
00:22:43.859 --> 00:22:51.960
The mask of Mandragra did have, you know, like beautiful exterior shots of the palace and that kind of thing, which we don't get anything like here.

367
00:22:52.019 --> 00:23:00.059
But I do think given that the production isn't going to allow them to have a giant big great hall, which is really what you kind of need the Panopticon to be.

368
00:23:00.119 --> 00:23:03.000
They do a reasonable job. of this.

369
00:23:03.059 --> 00:23:05.640
I think the sets, you know, they're pretty good.

370
00:23:05.700 --> 00:23:06.480
Yeah.

371
00:23:06.480 --> 00:23:09.059
Can I think out one thing that I'm really irritated by this story?

372
00:23:09.119 --> 00:23:11.819
You have one thing that you're really irritated by.

373
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Oh, sorry.

374
00:23:12.420 --> 00:23:13.019
Another thing.

375
00:23:13.140 --> 00:23:14.519
There's no women.

376
00:23:16.319 --> 00:23:18.119
The Time Lords are just all these men.

377
00:23:18.359 --> 00:23:21.180
And I just...

378
00:23:21.180 --> 00:23:22.140
There's Helen Blatch.

379
00:23:22.200 --> 00:23:23.519
What does she do?

380
00:23:23.579 --> 00:23:27.240
She reads out the thing about Rassalon, she's the computer voice.

381
00:23:27.359 --> 00:23:28.200
Yeah.

382
00:23:28.200 --> 00:23:29.519
Does it count?

383
00:23:29.579 --> 00:23:37.559
Well, look, we've complained and we've been complaining for ages about Philip Hinchcliffe and Bob Holmes, production team, not including women.

384
00:23:37.619 --> 00:23:42.240
And season 12 was pretty deplorable with its 3 speaking parts for women.

385
00:23:42.299 --> 00:23:44.819
But this is terrible and there's really no excuse for it.

386
00:23:44.880 --> 00:23:46.319
Why couldn't they be there?

387
00:23:46.380 --> 00:23:46.859
Why?

388
00:23:46.920 --> 00:23:47.519
Yeah, yeah.

389
00:23:47.579 --> 00:23:49.500
I mean, there's not even any female extras.

390
00:23:49.559 --> 00:23:50.279
No.

391
00:23:50.339 --> 00:24:13.440
I think I think the thing is, and we're going to come up against this again, that Holmes is kind of, you know, because he does literary pastiche, and he reaches into the past for the kinds of stories that have been told before, and because he wants to model this on the Vatican, and he wants to model it on a Oxbridge colleges, which were, the Vatican is still all men, and Oxbridge colleges were all men as well.

392
00:24:13.500 --> 00:24:21.660
And so for the same reason that things get so sort of, let's use Brendan's word problematic towards the end of the season.

393
00:24:21.720 --> 00:24:29.099
It is because he'll take these literary traditions and just won't bother to fix the problems with them.

394
00:24:29.160 --> 00:24:33.900
You know, like I'm not being a social justice warrior here or anything like that.

395
00:24:33.960 --> 00:24:36.539
I'm just bored with all these men.

396
00:24:36.599 --> 00:24:37.680
Do you know what I mean?

397
00:24:37.740 --> 00:24:38.579
It's dull.

398
00:24:38.640 --> 00:24:45.480
And the new series where you will have bunches of women or guest casts that are predominantly women for no particular reason.

399
00:24:45.539 --> 00:24:56.160
Or even when Saywood comes along or, you know, Pennant Roberts later and just start to put women in for, you know, not for any reason other than their 50% of the population.

400
00:24:56.220 --> 00:24:58.259
You know, things improve, I think.

401
00:24:58.319 --> 00:24:59.279
Yeah, absolutely.

402
00:24:59.339 --> 00:25:10.259
I mean, The new series, when they do historical stories, there is almost always an element of social commentary on how the times have changed.

403
00:25:10.319 --> 00:25:12.240
So, for instance, in the Shakespeare code.

404
00:25:12.299 --> 00:25:18.779
Martha brings up how her skin colour may be a problem in the time period she's in.

405
00:25:18.839 --> 00:25:41.940
And in that way, it manages to address racism, without doing the whole story about racism, but in a way that it doesn't feel shoehorned in, it feels natural, whereas the absence of women in this feels completely unnatural, because Robert Holmes has just gone, oh, yes, let's have this setting without, as you say, Nathan, updating it and fixing the problems.

406
00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:47.039
Another problem I have with the story is that each episode seems to be part of a completely different story.

407
00:25:47.099 --> 00:25:48.960
So the 1st episode is a political thriller.

408
00:25:49.079 --> 00:25:51.960
The 2nd episode is a police procedural.

409
00:25:52.019 --> 00:25:54.599
So they're collecting the evidence, slightly later.

410
00:25:54.660 --> 00:25:59.339
There are some lovely moments in there and the doctor gets to be a bit Sherlock Holmes, you know.

411
00:25:59.400 --> 00:26:01.500
I can feel my hair curling.

412
00:26:01.559 --> 00:26:03.900
So either I'm getting an idea or it's about to rain.

413
00:26:03.960 --> 00:26:06.240
There's little charming moments in there.

414
00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:09.000
We come to the 3rd episode.

415
00:26:09.420 --> 00:26:17.400
Which is the episode set almost entirely inside the Matrix, which is a real love it or hated episode.

416
00:26:17.460 --> 00:26:19.859
So I'm just going to give you a few statistics about this.

417
00:26:19.920 --> 00:26:24.900
First of all, it was, I believe, the highest rated episode of the story, about 13 million viewers.

418
00:26:24.960 --> 00:26:31.559
Secondly, there are approximately 54 lines of dialogue in the episode.

419
00:26:31.799 --> 00:26:35.400
Roughly two lines every minute.

420
00:26:35.759 --> 00:26:38.880
That is how little dialogue there is in this episode.

421
00:26:39.000 --> 00:26:40.440
That is how thin the script is.

422
00:26:41.039 --> 00:26:55.680
And finally, the various geysers of goth that attack the doctor in the matrix, so the samurai, the clown, et cetera, were actually played by Bernard Horsport.

423
00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:57.299
Was the clown burned horse?

424
00:26:57.359 --> 00:26:58.500
Clown was burned at horsefall.

425
00:26:58.559 --> 00:27:01.740
He says, you know, I remember getting made up and laughing into the camera, that was very good.

426
00:27:01.799 --> 00:27:03.420
Todd, was I right about the ratings?

427
00:27:03.480 --> 00:27:07.079
You were, but I often judge an episode on the episode after.

428
00:27:07.200 --> 00:27:09.059
Yes, because that's the impact.

429
00:27:09.119 --> 00:27:12.420
And one.2 million less viewers tuned in next week.

430
00:27:12.480 --> 00:27:14.460
Oh, I'm ambivalent about it.

431
00:27:14.519 --> 00:27:15.720
I'm not lover or hate it.

432
00:27:15.779 --> 00:27:27.599
I think it's a really, really bold decision to, because you think of this story and you think it's a studio bound story set on Galafray, but in fact, you know, nearly a, you know, one whole episode is on location.

433
00:27:27.660 --> 00:27:38.579
Having a virtual world created inside a computer network is cyberpunk, you know, I mean, it's really early for that idea to even exist.

434
00:27:38.640 --> 00:27:43.019
Yeah, the problem is, though, we just end up in a quarry.

435
00:27:43.019 --> 00:27:44.160
Oh, no.

436
00:27:44.220 --> 00:27:44.759
No, no, I know.

437
00:27:44.759 --> 00:27:45.599
It's a quarry park.

438
00:27:45.660 --> 00:27:58.500
But, but, you know, it's realer than the stuff set in the real world, because it's on film, because it's on location, because the doctor's being attacked by things identifiable things from the 20th century or from Earth.

439
00:27:58.559 --> 00:28:00.720
I think it's too violent.

440
00:28:00.779 --> 00:28:03.599
I think it's incredibly misjudged.

441
00:28:03.660 --> 00:28:05.940
So the doctor gets shot twice.

442
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:11.160
He tries to blow up Chancellor Goth with a grenade and seriously injures him.

443
00:28:11.220 --> 00:28:16.799
He poisons Goth, Goth catches fire, he hits him with a stick.

444
00:28:17.400 --> 00:28:20.460
And then there's that notorious episode 3 cliffhanger.

445
00:28:20.519 --> 00:28:26.880
And if you've seen more than 30 years in the Tartars, you know, Mary Whitehouse from the Cleanup National City.

446
00:28:26.940 --> 00:28:29.400
I still see it in my mind. mind's eye.

447
00:28:29.519 --> 00:28:35.160
Yeah, she, and, and, you know, she campaigned against the show in the Hinchcliffe era.

448
00:28:35.160 --> 00:28:41.160
And, like, am I wrong in my memories of the history here that when, like, Hinchcliffe gets moved off and onto Target?

449
00:28:41.220 --> 00:28:42.900
And yeah, that was part of the reason.

450
00:28:42.900 --> 00:28:44.640
And Graham, that's part of the reason.

451
00:28:44.700 --> 00:28:46.200
Graham Williams comes on.

452
00:28:46.259 --> 00:28:49.799
He's told to tone the violence down.

453
00:28:49.920 --> 00:29:03.599
And Hinchcliffe, in just a massive middle finger to his successor, just blows the budget completely on this season, and particularly on talons of Wayne Cheyang.

454
00:29:03.660 --> 00:29:09.779
And so this story, it's a pivotal point in the history of the show, not because of the time lords, because who cares?

455
00:29:09.779 --> 00:29:11.339
And we're better off without them.

456
00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:11.940
They're terrible.

457
00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:28.019
But in just the direction that the show takes, the fact that the budget collapses and the show stops being scary and and then eventually, like I think that there's a line, a terrible, terrible line from here to the eventual cancellation of the show.

458
00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:38.160
And I think that Hingecliffe and Holmes, who have been skirting with being irresponsibly violent for a while, just go over the line here.

459
00:29:38.279 --> 00:29:39.660
Yeah, yeah.

460
00:29:39.720 --> 00:29:50.759
And the violence is just so bizarre because we've been told that this matrix that they're in, it can create things from your thoughts.

461
00:29:51.240 --> 00:29:58.259
And the doctor has been built up over the 70s as having these immense mental faculties.

462
00:29:58.319 --> 00:30:00.299
You know, he can survive psychic assaults.

463
00:30:00.359 --> 00:30:04.019
There's the mind bending contest in Morbius, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

464
00:30:04.079 --> 00:30:11.759
But he has no power in this area and he has to resort to brute force.

465
00:30:11.819 --> 00:30:15.660
And I think that's a huge, huge weakening of the character.

466
00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:18.119
And it's not it's not really addressed.

467
00:30:18.180 --> 00:30:21.900
I think the brute force is the mental... you know what I mean?

468
00:30:22.019 --> 00:30:32.579
Like, I think that what we're seeing is the mental battle between Goth and the doctor, but that it's played out in these physical terms, you know, that's the form it takes.

469
00:30:32.700 --> 00:30:34.559
It's a little bit like omega.

470
00:30:34.619 --> 00:30:36.660
It's played out very crudely, though.

471
00:30:36.720 --> 00:30:37.859
That's the thing.

472
00:30:37.920 --> 00:30:41.880
The doctor doesn't attempt to capture or incapacitate goth.

473
00:30:41.940 --> 00:30:43.859
He doesn't attempt to nullify the threat.

474
00:30:43.920 --> 00:30:48.960
He attempts to remove the threat. doesn't goth create this reality.

475
00:30:49.019 --> 00:30:50.160
Isn't he in charge of it?

476
00:30:50.220 --> 00:30:52.440
Well, from what the dialogue says.

477
00:30:52.500 --> 00:30:53.160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

478
00:30:53.160 --> 00:30:55.740
Now, this is where I have a problem with this.

479
00:30:55.799 --> 00:30:58.740
I didn't see this. is where you have a problem with this story.

480
00:30:58.799 --> 00:31:02.400
You do not get to tell someone they can't like things, Nathan.

481
00:31:02.519 --> 00:31:04.799
When have I ever accused the story of being tired?

482
00:31:04.859 --> 00:31:05.819
Todd.

483
00:31:05.880 --> 00:31:06.900
This is tires.

484
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:16.680
This is tiresome because I come to it from a Star Trek perspective, having watched Star Trek, where they have these people going to these fake realities that are all in their mind and you watch the whole episode and then it's not real.

485
00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:18.420
And I loathe it.

486
00:31:18.480 --> 00:31:19.380
I love it to be.

487
00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:23.759
At this point in time, if you are a fan in the UK watching this, this is revolutionary.

488
00:31:23.819 --> 00:31:25.619
But that's not my perspective.

489
00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:27.660
What we get is we get over an episode.

490
00:31:27.720 --> 00:31:31.440
Over an episode of, well, it's not really happening, right?

491
00:31:31.500 --> 00:31:35.940
With all these horrible events happening, Goff is supposed to be in charge, right?

492
00:31:36.059 --> 00:31:37.440
It's supposed to be his reality.

493
00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:43.440
He spends 3 quarters of an episode masked, and then the doctor goes, oh, tell me who you really are.

494
00:31:43.500 --> 00:31:46.319
So he decides, oh, yes, I'll tell you that I'm goth, right?

495
00:31:46.380 --> 00:31:48.839
Up to that point, he is superhuman.

496
00:31:48.900 --> 00:31:56.579
Then, the moment, science fiction cliche, that you unmask that superhuman thing, then they're suddenly vulnerable.

497
00:31:56.640 --> 00:31:59.519
He, you know, he's creating this reality.

498
00:31:59.579 --> 00:32:01.500
Well, I'm going to leave the grenades here.

499
00:32:01.559 --> 00:32:04.079
If it's my reality, maybe I should just make them disappear.

500
00:32:04.140 --> 00:32:11.039
When I pour the poison glass of jar into the creek, Surely I would make that disappear, right?

501
00:32:11.099 --> 00:32:11.640
Yeah.

502
00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:12.960
Not leave it there for the doctor to find.

503
00:32:13.019 --> 00:32:21.779
And then, you know, when I do get injured, surely I could just, you know, we'll just get rid of that wall over there on the left, and I'll create some special medical device to heal myself.

504
00:32:21.900 --> 00:32:24.599
It's all that stuff that just drives me exactly.

505
00:32:24.660 --> 00:32:25.619
It's absolutely mad.

506
00:32:25.680 --> 00:32:29.220
And by the end of this episode, I am so irritated with this show.

507
00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:30.119
Yeah.

508
00:32:30.180 --> 00:32:32.880
And that is why this is my least favourite story of the season.

509
00:32:32.940 --> 00:32:35.039
It's not how the timeless work.

510
00:32:35.099 --> 00:32:35.940
It's this.

511
00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:41.400
And there's all this technical techno battle to set up the matrix, the data extracts, things that they go on with.

512
00:32:41.460 --> 00:32:43.980
And I'm just thinking, oh, and yeah, you know what?

513
00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:50.279
Much later in the show, we get Christopher Bidmead who's accused of taking the magic out of Doctor Who.

514
00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:54.119
This takes so much magic out of it.

515
00:32:54.180 --> 00:33:01.500
The doctor, our magical man in the box. says that brain waves are just electrochemical impulses.

516
00:33:01.559 --> 00:33:03.900
The doctor reduces the soul to science.

517
00:33:03.960 --> 00:33:05.880
Now, I am not a religious person.

518
00:33:05.940 --> 00:33:12.059
I'm not really a spiritual person, but I don't think that the doctor should be defining that.

519
00:33:12.119 --> 00:33:17.940
And then we get, we get, we get all this scientific explanation of how the Matrix works.

520
00:33:17.940 --> 00:33:28.380
The doctor is a character who has managed to defeat Omega, the most mentally powerful time lord in existence, who has a whole universe at his disposal.

521
00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:33.119
And yet, the best he can do against Goff is to try and blow him up with a grenade.

522
00:33:33.180 --> 00:33:37.559
It's like, ah, it just feels so wrong for the character.

523
00:33:37.619 --> 00:33:44.220
He's taking up arms and On the one hand, you could say, oh, you know, it's the desperation of the situation.

524
00:33:44.279 --> 00:33:47.640
But, The doctor should always find another way.

525
00:33:47.700 --> 00:33:56.220
I put out there that the doctor in the Matrix in this story is far more violent than anything Colin Baker's doctor does.

526
00:33:56.279 --> 00:33:58.680
I think this is the most violent the show has been.

527
00:33:58.740 --> 00:34:02.220
And look, I actually find that episode pretty entertaining, I have to say.

528
00:34:02.339 --> 00:34:03.299
Oh, it's entertaining.

529
00:34:03.299 --> 00:34:07.200
Oh, look, there's entertaining... action packed and stuff. know, there's a lot going on.

530
00:34:07.259 --> 00:34:11.820
But it just, all those reasons why I've said just begin to just mount up and irritate me.

531
00:34:11.880 --> 00:34:15.539
And even the choo-choo train that comes at the end of whatever episode it is.

532
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:16.920
I kind of went, oh, big whoop.

533
00:34:17.340 --> 00:34:19.019
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

534
00:34:19.079 --> 00:34:19.980
Because we know what's going to happen.

535
00:34:20.039 --> 00:34:23.880
It's just going to disappear because we know this is an illusory world.

536
00:34:23.940 --> 00:34:27.059
I have problems with the master's motivations in this.

537
00:34:27.119 --> 00:34:28.440
Wait and get the doctor involved.

538
00:34:28.500 --> 00:34:35.340
Up to this point in time, he's quite, he's quite willing to, you know, want to take over the universe and know if the doctor dies.

539
00:34:35.400 --> 00:34:35.880
Ha, ha, ha.

540
00:34:35.940 --> 00:34:41.460
But here, after, you know, he's completely mentally unhinged, it's a complete rewrite of the character.

541
00:34:41.519 --> 00:34:42.119
Oh, I agree.

542
00:34:42.179 --> 00:34:45.239
And when he's described, particularly by the doctor.

543
00:34:45.300 --> 00:34:49.559
You know, he's described as being thoroughly evil and the embodiment of evil.

544
00:34:49.619 --> 00:34:54.119
Well, that wasn't Delgado, Delgado, used to have sword fights and eat sandwiches and stuff.

545
00:34:54.179 --> 00:34:54.780
He was lovely.

546
00:34:54.900 --> 00:35:02.159
And back to what you were saying, this is going to influence the rest of the show and what Paul Anthony Ainley has to go through in the 1980s.

547
00:35:02.219 --> 00:35:02.639
Yes.

548
00:35:02.699 --> 00:35:08.340
And, you know, even in the final sequences here where the master actually shoots them all and knocks them out.

549
00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:13.619
Well, surely at this point in time, he's shrunk Hildred to nothing, wouldn't he just kill them at that point?

550
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:17.940
Like, it's just, to me, it's sort of like, you wanted to destroy them, but no, we're just gonna stun them.

551
00:35:18.000 --> 00:35:19.739
Really, honestly?

552
00:35:19.800 --> 00:35:22.800
At least they don't, they don't prolong it.

553
00:35:22.860 --> 00:35:24.840
And he just says immediately, no, they're just stunned.

554
00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:28.380
Like we don't get to, we don't have to go, oh, you know, are they dead?

555
00:35:28.440 --> 00:35:28.800
you know.

556
00:35:28.920 --> 00:35:37.800
Yeah, because he does the sort of 1930s Batman villain thing of going, you know, no, they're not dead because you're going to suffer when the planet explodes.

557
00:35:37.860 --> 00:35:41.219
And it's like, that's the whole reason he's called the doctor back to Gala, right?

558
00:35:41.280 --> 00:35:53.460
If the doctor's premonition had been sent by the Matrix, which could have then been, the doctor could have said, oh, maybe it's not just electrochemical impulses, maybe there is consciousness there.

559
00:35:53.460 --> 00:35:55.679
And, you know, that's science fiction and that's interesting.

560
00:35:55.739 --> 00:35:58.800
No, the masters lured him back there in order to kill him.

561
00:35:58.860 --> 00:36:03.179
And that is what stops the master with the fact he's lured the doctor back there.

562
00:36:03.239 --> 00:36:08.219
So, it's the stupidest the master has ever, ever been.

563
00:36:08.280 --> 00:36:10.380
You know, I think it's been...

564
00:36:10.500 --> 00:36:12.599
I actually think the competition's pretty stiff.

565
00:36:12.659 --> 00:36:18.599
Okay, yeah, it is, because Delgado used to get involved with these allies and then go, oh, you've betrayed me.

566
00:36:18.659 --> 00:36:29.880
Whereas in this case, the master has gotten someone who he knows will betray him, no matter what happens, and just gone, oh, yeah, come on over here so I can have some fun with you.

567
00:36:29.940 --> 00:36:33.119
It's another one of these criminals from the past.

568
00:36:33.179 --> 00:36:34.800
It's another hinge of homes.

569
00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:35.639
Yes.

570
00:36:35.699 --> 00:36:36.300
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

571
00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:37.320
Who's back for revenge?

572
00:36:37.380 --> 00:36:43.800
And we get the doctor's exile mentioned in a few things that kind of hint to us that it's going to be the master a bit later on.

573
00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:47.820
And I do like the reveal because goth calls him master.

574
00:36:47.880 --> 00:36:50.400
And then we discover it the master.

575
00:36:50.460 --> 00:36:52.079
Yeah, yeah, yeah. you know, that's kind of fun.

576
00:36:52.139 --> 00:36:55.980
But he is he isn't the master that we know at all.

577
00:36:56.039 --> 00:37:01.440
It irritates me that the masters sort of been erased from everything at the CIA's request.

578
00:37:01.500 --> 00:37:03.059
Like to me, it's just sort of like, really?

579
00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:03.840
You're going to do that?

580
00:37:03.840 --> 00:37:06.239
Honestly, I thought he got in and stole his file.

581
00:37:06.300 --> 00:37:07.559
Yeah, that's what I file.

582
00:37:07.619 --> 00:37:10.739
You know, when he stole the doomsday weapon file and all of that.

583
00:37:10.800 --> 00:37:13.679
He stole his own school reports and stuff, you know.

584
00:37:13.739 --> 00:37:19.500
But then at the beginning, it says, Gallifrey Faces doesn't the biggest sort of crisis or whatever.

585
00:37:19.559 --> 00:37:29.340
And really, in the end, it's like 2 policeman pseudo-companions, commander of the guard, and a couple of people actually really do know what's going on, and the rest of Galliprey is probably quite oblivious to the...

586
00:37:29.400 --> 00:37:36.239
No, but a big black croton head came out of the floor and nearly destroyed the entire planet in the nearby star system.

587
00:37:36.300 --> 00:37:38.039
It was a giant crisis.

588
00:37:38.099 --> 00:37:41.519
No, but they're not aware of that until that point. you know what I'm saying?

589
00:37:41.579 --> 00:37:44.159
Nobody's aware of it until, well, that happens, you know?

590
00:37:44.219 --> 00:37:54.179
But I mean, they rewrite it and there's that wonderful scene at the very end with Angus Mackay's Verusa trying to decide what the real, the real story that they're going to tell.

591
00:37:54.300 --> 00:37:55.199
Yeah, I mean, that's good.

592
00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:55.920
That's terrific.

593
00:37:55.980 --> 00:38:03.420
You know, all that that Machiavellian politicking, which is just the sort of cynical thing that you employ Bob Holmes to do, I think.

594
00:38:03.480 --> 00:38:09.900
I mean, I can see why at the time, fans would say that this was, you know, cutting edge.

595
00:38:09.960 --> 00:38:25.860
It was like, you know, it was so different from anything else on television, in terms of presentation and style, but I think that I'd love, for those people out there who regard this as the be all and indoor and really up there, to go back and rewatch it after what Webb said and realise that it ain't all that.

596
00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:28.380
I like it more than you do, I think.

597
00:38:28.440 --> 00:38:30.000
And it is Bob Holmes.

598
00:38:30.059 --> 00:38:31.440
You know, he is funny.

599
00:38:31.500 --> 00:38:36.719
There's all sorts of reasons to dislike him, but he is a skilled. skilled writer.

600
00:38:36.780 --> 00:38:37.920
He writes funny dog.

601
00:38:37.980 --> 00:38:40.860
I'll acknowledge that there's good dialogue, there's good performances.

602
00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:42.119
I can see what it's trying to do.

603
00:38:42.179 --> 00:38:45.960
I just, I mean, is just not there.

604
00:38:46.019 --> 00:38:47.699
Yeah, they just, you know what?

605
00:38:47.760 --> 00:38:48.539
The design's great.

606
00:38:48.599 --> 00:38:50.400
The direction's great.

607
00:38:50.460 --> 00:38:51.539
Performances are great.

608
00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:53.099
The dialogue itself is great.

609
00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:57.000
The plot is complete. bobbins.

610
00:38:57.059 --> 00:39:00.000
The greatest threat to the Time Lords have ever faced in their history.

611
00:39:00.059 --> 00:39:00.780
Oh, yeah.

612
00:39:00.840 --> 00:39:05.400
Getting sucked into a black hole by your ancient god who gave you time travel.

613
00:39:05.519 --> 00:39:06.960
No, that's nothing.

614
00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:08.760
Now, that happened three times that week.

615
00:39:08.820 --> 00:39:09.960
We didn't just see it.

616
00:39:10.019 --> 00:39:11.219
That's true. on screen.

617
00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:22.500
My favourite big, can I say, from the absolute climax is, as we said before, this terribly unimpressive thing comes out of the top, the floor and the masters manipulating and the doctor rushes in.

618
00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:27.780
And then the master ends up running after the doctor, hitting him with the sash of wrestling.

619
00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:30.239
Obviously camp way.

620
00:39:30.300 --> 00:39:31.079
Yes.

621
00:39:31.079 --> 00:39:32.340
It's terrific.

622
00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:34.860
It's the master, it is absolute best.

623
00:39:34.980 --> 00:39:37.500
The one thing I do like about the master in this.

624
00:39:37.559 --> 00:39:53.760
You know, I think Peter Pratt's voice is fine, as I mentioned before, but the one thing I really like is there's a line he gives, which implies that his mania, if you like, his obsession with the doctor is due to the fact that he has become so deformed.

625
00:39:53.820 --> 00:40:02.159
He says something to go off like, you know, once I was like you, but now in this form, and that is the only way I can imagine.

626
00:40:02.219 --> 00:40:17.219
That's the only way I can accept that this is the Delgado master, because he was urbane and suave and charming, and that is where most of his power came from, was his ability to influence, take that away from him.

627
00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:20.760
And yeah, it would lead to him being this sort of decrepit figure.

628
00:40:20.820 --> 00:40:21.780
I don't think it quite works.

629
00:40:21.900 --> 00:40:24.840
But You might have to keep telling yourself, though.

630
00:40:24.900 --> 00:40:28.980
I, I, I think that was the active idea they were going for.

631
00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:31.800
I think they were acknowledging the past of the character.

632
00:40:31.860 --> 00:40:32.880
I don't think they do it enough.

633
00:40:32.940 --> 00:40:35.159
What do you think about his sausage fingers?

634
00:40:35.219 --> 00:40:37.739
The gloves, the gloves are amazing.

635
00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:42.300
The mask, I think, could be a little bit smaller, so it actually looks like a skull.

636
00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:46.380
But the sausage fingery gloves are very, very scary.

637
00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:49.920
I think the ping-pong ball eyes are terrifying.

638
00:40:49.980 --> 00:40:50.280
Yeah.

639
00:40:50.280 --> 00:40:53.340
Yeah. so much more effective than Jeffrey Beavers.

640
00:40:53.400 --> 00:40:53.880
Right?

641
00:40:54.179 --> 00:40:56.940
Jeffrey Beavers has a lovely voice as well.

642
00:40:57.000 --> 00:40:59.460
Oh, no, I think it's a great performance.

643
00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:04.679
Don't get me wrong, but I think the ping pong ball eyes in this make it that much more terrifying.

644
00:41:04.739 --> 00:41:09.780
That weird final shot where you can kind of see through the Master's Tartar's clock face.

645
00:41:09.780 --> 00:41:14.460
And there's this sort of weird face and it's kind of like, is it half regenerating or something?

646
00:41:14.519 --> 00:41:20.460
Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe they're giving themselves the option of bringing him back regenerated, but they just don't go anywhere.

647
00:41:20.519 --> 00:41:21.420
I hope they don't.

648
00:41:21.480 --> 00:41:23.760
I hope this is the last we see.

649
00:41:23.820 --> 00:41:24.719
I agree as well.

650
00:41:24.780 --> 00:41:29.880
When I watch this story, I never think that he's regenerating, but I know that some people out there do.

651
00:41:29.940 --> 00:41:32.820
There's something weird looking about him.

652
00:41:32.880 --> 00:41:35.099
Yeah, he's kind of he's kind of a bit more fleshy, isn't he?

653
00:41:35.159 --> 00:41:37.079
Maybe stolen goth's face.

654
00:41:37.739 --> 00:41:41.340
I really didn't want to just trash this story and that's what I've done.

655
00:41:41.400 --> 00:41:42.960
You secretly like it.

656
00:41:43.019 --> 00:41:44.280
It's like me and the massacre.

657
00:41:44.340 --> 00:41:45.599
I watch it once a week.

658
00:41:55.920 --> 00:42:00.599
Right, well, dear listener, that's all the time we have for the deadly assassin.

659
00:42:00.659 --> 00:42:10.860
Next week, I'm going to be taking us down a, uh, forest path where we meet our new companion, Leela as played by Louise Jameson in the face of evil.

660
00:42:10.920 --> 00:42:13.500
Oh, I thought you were gonna say Little Red Riding Hood.

661
00:42:13.860 --> 00:42:22.380
Until then, do check us out online, Flightthrough Entirety.com, flat through entirety on Facebook and iTunes and FTE podcast on Twitter.

662
00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:24.780
Also available on Bond Finger at the moment.

663
00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:29.159
We have commentaries for Dr. No and from Russia with love, and next Saturday.

664
00:42:29.219 --> 00:42:35.460
You will be able to get the classic Sean Connery, James Bond film, Goldfinger on there as well.

665
00:42:35.519 --> 00:42:40.500
You will also find Bondfinger on Facebook and Bondfinger cast on Twitter.

666
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:45.179
Until then, may all your fingers not be sausage ones.

667
00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:45.599
Good night.

668
00:42:45.659 --> 00:42:46.079
Good night.

669
00:42:46.139 --> 00:42:46.980
See you soon.

670
00:42:50.039 --> 00:42:54.119
That was Flight 2 Entirety, Todd Beale, Nathan Buffinley, and Brendan Jones.

671
00:42:54.179 --> 00:42:58.920
This episode, a hooker in the TARDIS, was recording on Sunday, the 2nd of August.

672
00:42:58.980 --> 00:43:02.460
The next episode will be released on October 4th, 2015.

673
00:43:02.699 --> 00:43:09.420
I do try not to flux with or change my state, but I accidentally bought DovRule instead of Botox.

674
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:20.159
It should have stuff about like trade embargoes and stuff.

675
00:43:20.820 --> 00:43:24.539
Taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems.

676
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:28.500
Oh, wait, let me put everything on airplane mode.

677
00:43:28.559 --> 00:43:30.420
Oh, God, I haven't done that either.

678
00:43:30.900 --> 00:43:33.480
I'd hate for us to be interrupted.

679
00:43:33.599 --> 00:43:37.559
Watch my phone, my pacemaker.