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Hello and welcome back to Flight Through Entirety, the only Doctor Who podcast whose main export is tons of methane.

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I'm Brendan.

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I'm Nathan.

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And I was a popular figure in these podcasts about an hour ago.

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We're heading down to the 3rd moon of Delta Magna for the power of Kroll.

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So, this is mine, and as you pointed out, so Abley, in your introduction, Brendan, this is really just the excuse for Bob Holmes's biggest ever fart joke in the entire program.

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So we're on the 3rd moon of Delta Magna.

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And somehow there's a huge source of methane under the swamp, which they're packaging up and shooting back to Delta Magna to feed the population.

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So the entire population of Delta Magna is living off Kroll's farts.

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You didn't realise that before, did you, Todd?

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That makes no sense at all.

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Yeah, why don't they just have cows on Delta Magna, you know?

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Well, I don't think cows farts are any sort of any better than that.

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One of the biggest causes of methane in our atmosphere is cow farts.

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You can't eat them, you know.

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Well, if you can't eat cow farm, me thing.

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Why can you eat squid fart?

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No, I don't understand it.

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These are the important questions we ask on flight through entirety.

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Yeah, yeah, and we've got another half an hour to talk about this topic, I think.

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It's Bob Holmes and it's his last story for a while.

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And I think, is he getting annoyed with the show a bit or something like that?

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I think he's tired.

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You know, he's been writing Doctor Who since 1969.

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You know, he's been scripted at it for three, four years.

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He left last year, and then he was asked back to do the first show, and you know, I just think he's just tired.

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I mean, I think this story has a bad rap.

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There's some stuff in it which I quite like.

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But it doesn't just have the flair and the, you know, the dialogue that I would expect from a Bob's home, Bob Holmes.

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And I think, you know, Anthony Reeves, obviously, and Graham Reeves have asked him to, you know, write a story with the biggest monster ever.

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Well, just be careful. what you wish for because Bob doesn't always, as we know, deliver exactly.

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What do you want?

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In fact, the more you tell him what to do, the more crotchety he gets.

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Yeah, he hates writing to a shopping list, as we will later find out in 1985.

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But I mean, really, this is the 1st time he has sort of written to a shopping list in quite a long time.

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I think once or twice for Barry Letts, Barry Letts would give him a starting idea.

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But here he was given 2 stipulations, as you say, Todd, to write the biggest Doctor Who monster ever.

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But also, and I found this out during the week, and this kind of mitigates some of my distaste for the story because as longtime listeners will know, I'm not a big fan of this one.

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Graham McDonald, the head of cereals, had asked Graham Williams for less comedy in scripts.

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No horror and no comedy.

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No horror and no comedy, exactly.

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Who could leave you with?

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Underworld?

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Yes, I think.

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But yeah, so Bob Holmes is given right the biggest Doctor Who monster ever.

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When Bob Holmes speciality is a humanoid monster.

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Well, and also no comedy, and that's his other speciality.

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So, yeah, I think a little bit of the script is a bit of an up yours to Graham McDonald.

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In fact, the monster actually doesn't do the story too much harm because I've said before, I think that Bob Holmes isn't really that interested in monsters.

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He never, you know, writes an alien invasion, you know, if he can avoid it.

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It's not uncommon for him to have just one big monster that sort of pops out for the episode one cliffhanger and then the climax in episode four.

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We had the Shriven Zaal earlier this year, which is pretty much that.

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We'll have the magma creature.

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We've, you know, the giant rats in talent of winning Chiang.

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He's not really that interested in monsters and what he's interested in is people and politics and relationships between people.

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And the monster is not that bad, is it?

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No, no.

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I mean, a lot of people criticise it, but really, the biggest problem with it is, and the director, Norman Stewart has admitted this was a bit of a mistake, and that's the very strict masking he used.

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So for the long shots when Kroll comes over the horizon.

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You'll notice there's a very, very straight line.

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Yes, I think that's probably one of the worst things.

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The actual Kroll, the filming of the Kroll Monster itself, whether it be on film or as a puppet thing or whatever, like in the seeds of doom.

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It's actually really very good.

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It's that stupid straight horizon that makes it look ridiculous.

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You know, there is a scene in episode 4 when it's attacking the refinery and that looks pretty terrible as well.

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Like the puppet is good.

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And it's got this little claw mouth things and all of that.

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I think it looks pretty impressive.

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It moves really well.

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But when it's perched on top of that tiny toy refinery at the end flailing its tentacles around, that's pretty terrible.

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And there's also that other shot in episode 4 where they've got that fence and these little tiny tentacles come through it and then it's pretty.

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And you're going, that is like the worst shot ever.

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I think one of the most balling things for me is that like this story contains 2 of the highest rated episodes of the season, episode two, which has got 12.4 and the last episode, which got 9.9 million.

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And so people tune in to see this.

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They tune in to see these wonderful special effects and that's what they remember about this show.

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And of course, in episode 2, then we have the man dressed up as Chrome and I'm saying, Mary 10, which is like just, it looks ridiculous because it was supposed to be ridiculous.

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But if you've just tuned in as a casual viewer and you've got Mary attempting to scream with that guy in the puppet gloves and doing all that, you'd be thinking, what the hell?

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Do you know, I absolutely adore that scene.

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I think it is so brilliantly funny.

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And it's the same joke that David Whittaker pulls in the rescue where it turns out that the man in the rubber suit is a man in a rubber suit.

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And so, and the line, the doctor's line, it probably looked more convincing from the front.

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You know how did you know?

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I do think, though, that in that moment where Mary Tann's going, what she's actually thinking is, get me my agent.

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I think that this is the moment where she's actually decided I'm not doing another year of this.

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Was she?

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I mean, having to scream at a monster really kind of works against the sort of ironic detachment, then she's she's bringing to the part all year.

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And, you know, much like Mrs. Peel, she never really seriously looks like she's, you know, upset or disturbed by any of the danger she's in.

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But yeah, in the stones of blood, she actually does a really good scream when she's going down that cliff and it's really, really harrowing.

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No I think...

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Really?

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No, she pulls a funny face.

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She just can't scream.

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I love it to death.

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I think she looks wonderful in this.

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I love the hair and I love the brown mini skirted thing that she's got on.

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If you've ever seen the Kylie Minogue music video keep step back in time, watch for Kylie wearing a sort of a green version of that and her hair done very similar.

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It's towards the end.

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There's a couple of shots.

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I just think, you know, somebody's watched this and gone, you know, she looks wonderful.

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But I just, I love Romana in this.

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I love Neari.

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I mean, I alluded to it at the beginning.

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One of my favourite lines of hers in the entire show is when I'm rolled that sort of gets taken away by the Swampies and the doctor goes, well, who's, who's that?

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And she goes, oh, well, data, a popular figure in these parts about an hour ago.

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And just the way she delivers that line.

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I just burst out laughing every time.

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When she's being threatened and interrogated by Rome Dart too.

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She's really sort of ambulously concerned and wisecracking and stuff.

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She really is good.

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She kind of exemplifies the Graham Williams era in that she's smart, she's aware of the genre trope.

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She's not too fussed by any of the danger.

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And so she very much reflects the, you know, the audience.

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You know, it's a slightly older audience.

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We're aware that it's all in fun.

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And so we're kind of watching it along with her.

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And I think that that's something that will only increase next year, which I'm really looking forward to.

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She's also got some great moments in episode 4 when they're on the rack and the doctor's, you know, going on about, I don't know, rain and Romana's telling a real goaty amount.

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I mean, I'm rather more interested in surviving myself and stuff like that.

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Like, you know, she really, is that Tom?

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It's episode 3 and it's they're tied to a rank and...

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Oh, this episode is rank.

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But my favourite detail is the moment that they get out of it is she goes, my nose has stopped itching.

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Now that she's no longer tied up and she's able to scratch it, she doesn't want to anymore.

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And the doctor's line, this is no time to talk about noses.

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I just think all of that stuff is so funny.

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But it is, again, you know, they're in mortal peril, but she doesn't really care or what much.

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Yeah.

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Can I talk about something I've said about the story for a while?

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And that is, it's a reworking of the space pirates.

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And it's a precursor to K's.

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Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

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Do you have a checklist?

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I have something of a checklist.

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So instead of craven, we have Fenna.

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Check.

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Instead of Argonite, which was the most valuable substance in the universe that's made up.

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We have methane, which crawl farts, which I think is a meta Robert Holmes joke.

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He's like, if you're going to give me all this shopping list.

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I'm going to make the most valuable substance of the world as farts.

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What we don't have, what he's gotten rid of is the sort of space police who were in the space pirates, led by Jack May at that point, because I think he figured out they were awful and boring.

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Instead of the beacon being broken up, We have the refineery as a setting.

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We do lose a few other things as well.

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Of course, we don't have Madeline a Seagree or any animal.

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Any best women at all?

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right.

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's poor, isn't it?

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It is.

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I mean, I would have liked to have seen one of the guys in the refinery be a woman, but of course, Why aren't any of the Swampies women?

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I mean, I just think that's crazy.

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It's a planet of man, again.

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What about what's his name?

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The gun runner.

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That would have been great if...

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If that character had been a woman.

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Yeah, well, Rome Dutch, who is sort of a slight eccentric.

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He's Milo Clancy.

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Yeah, but he's also...

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Stops as a gun runner as well.

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Well, in fact, you've got exactly the same thing.

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You've got a planetary system with 2 planets.

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In this case, we've got Delta Magna and the 3rd moon of Delta Magna, and we only ever go to the 3rd moon of Delta Magna, just like we have Andrazani, Major and Andrazani Minor.

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We've got someone paying a gun runner to bring guns to their enemies in order to prolong a conflict or create a reason to fight.

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We've, you know, again, got the most valuable substance in the universe in spectrocks.

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Like the whole thing is sort of very similar and we've got a big giant monster as well. you know, just to spice things up and provide a cliffhanger.

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I think also a very telling thing is much like Space Pirates.

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Dr and Romana, in this case, don't have a great deal of bearing on the plot.

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They sort of come in at the end and stop the bomb from exploding and what have you.

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That's so perfunctory.

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Yeah, yeah. really crazily bad.

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It's like Anthony Reid has said to Robert Holmes, oh, the Dr. Romana haven't really done much.

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They just run around getting locked up in this room and then they get locked up in that hut and then they get tied to a rack at what have you, which is exactly what happened in the space pirates as well.

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It's another example of a rare example, thankfully, of Robert Holmes, preferring to tell stories about other people.

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Well, that sort of thing will become quite prevalent with his protégé later on.

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Are you referring to the fact that the doctor has to stop the rocket from exploding?

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Yeah, that's so dodgy.

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That whole, like the whole set to Shakespeare, he's trying to do that.

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That's one of the poorest pieces of directing and the whole thing.

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And the countdown timer has been badly cut out.

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If you look at it, the sort of mask around it doesn't have straight edges and he gets 2 big bundles of wires and says, let's hope these are the right ones and then joins them together.

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Like, it really, we're not bothering to, you know, create a sort of clever resolution here.

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We just create a crap one and then hang a lampshade on it, you know.

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Oh that was lucky.

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So, you know, all of that, that is a little bit terrible, I think.

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We're heading towards the end of the season.

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I think they're running out of money.

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I like a lot of the location work and I think it saves a lot of it.

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The location is beautiful.

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It's amazing.

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That opening scene where the TARDIS materialises and the reeds around it all the way up to the roof.

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So it's like just the roof materialising in a field of reeds.

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And then there's all this, you know, all these waterways and things and speedboats and stuff.

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All of that is really great, and they have a night shoot.

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So, you know, the location stuff and there's a lot of it.

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I think it's really good.

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And what do you think of the swampies in terms of green and their hair nets and all that sort of thing?

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So, look, I mean, they're not wearing many clothes, and there are those famous stories about the difficulty getting the green makeup off.

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So they were they went to a nearby army base and had to scrub each other off in the showers.

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I wish I hadn't quite put it like that actually.

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But so there are all those sort of stories.

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Look, this is another Holmes colonialism thing.

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And it's pretty progressive.

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You know, we always grit our teeth and cross our fingers when home steals with anything like this.

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But, you know, politically it's pretty progressive, but sort of fairly obvious.

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I mean, the moral is murdering a whole bunch of indigenous people is wrong.

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Kicking them off their land is sort of morally dodgy.

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It's not, you know, earth shatteringly, you know, inventive moral insights or anything like that, but it's pretty solid, I think.

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The biggest problem with the swamp is, is that Sean Appanieri's character, who is called Rankin, is so stupid.

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Yeah, but I think that also leads to something a bit more progressive in the script in that a lot of colonial texts.

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The natives are seen, natives in inverted colours. are seen as stupid, superstitious idiots and the white man comes in and enlightens them by destroying their culture.

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Whereas in this, yes, Rankwin is he's superstitious and he's myopic and what have you.

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But the other swampies around him, they are more rational and they question, well, if this is true, then why is this happening?

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They're achieving their own enlightenment without the colonial influence.

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You know, they're coming to their own realisations that perhaps their religion is not all there is.

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Yeah, they're a bit younger, and I think, you know, there's that realisation that you've just discussed.

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And I think they're all well played.

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I think that's the thing.

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I mean, I even think he is very good.

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Oh, he is.

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John Avonira. fantastic.

221
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Wasn't he Colonel General Carrington?

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General Carrington.

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Yes.

224
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And Railton in Death to the Dialects, where he gets an arrow in his back.

225
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Very early on.

226
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Very early on.

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Yeah, yeah. he's he's kind of the big guest star of that story.

228
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He's killed off early, we discussed at the time.

229
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But it carries all of those scenes.

230
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Yeah, he is very good.

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In fact, I think most of the car lost, both outside the Rafani inside the farming generally, I think are fairly competent and actually sell a lot of the blender dialogue that Robert Holmes this time has had to deliver.

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The Sons of Earth things very interesting, which I kind of equate a bit to Greenpeast, which I think were becoming more prominent, I remember as a child.

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And certainly the media painted green piece is these wacky loonies, which is sort of painted a bit like this in this story.

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Yeah, that's the attitude, you know?

235
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Thorn and Philip Murdoch, yeah.

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But you know, thank goodness they were making a stand when they were in the 1970s.

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Otherwise, you know, where would we be today?

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Yeah, and also, it's interesting that they're not presented as mad loonies, you know, we only get one speech from a sons of earth character who is, of course, Dugin, played by John Leeson because canine couldn't go on the marshes, but his speech and then death actually serves to further the idea.

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It's interesting that that idea doesn't play more of a role in the plot.

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You know, we don't see the sons of Earth, except for Dugin's last stand.

241
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But yeah, it's a little bit of world building.

242
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Yeah, and the homes always does do that, I think.

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You know, you always get the impression that there's more going on in the world than we actually get to see, and he'll always reference, you know, names and places and people that we haven't heard of.

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And Sons Verse, a perfect example.

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So they're there.

246
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The swampies originally think that the sons of Earth are providing them with weapons, but does you gain point that out earlier on that there's no way they would do that because they're sort of famously pacifist or something like that?

247
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Yeah, yeah.

248
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And it turns out, of course, Thorn is doing it, just like Morgus will later on, just to get a conflict going.

249
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Who plays Thorn?

250
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Neil McCarthy, who we previously saw as Barnum in the mind of evil.

251
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Of course.

252
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I kept a big giant head, doesn't he?

253
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Like one hell of a giant hair.

254
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But between Neil, Philip Maddock, and John Leason, I think they do a great job of distinguishing those 3 characters within that really bland set.

255
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Because there's a guy, is it hard?

256
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He wraps himself in a tentacle and climbs into a pipe.

257
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Yeah, that's right.

258
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Terrible.

259
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He's terrible.

260
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I really think he is that bad.

261
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And that's another thing that's quite funny.

262
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Nathan is like, as you said, he climbs into the thing and I think it's Thorn or somebody who says, oh, yes, you know, it's just been broken like it's like it's wood because it probably is.

263
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But it's one of those ironic lines that Holmes, or maybe Anthony Reed has come up with and thrown it in there.

264
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It does sound like a home sign because Holmes is constantly making fun of the production limitations in the actual script itself.

265
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Inside the refinery, we have Thorn, who's Neil McCarthy, and he's really terrific actually.

266
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I think he's a he is a great villain.

267
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You know, he's unpleasant, he's not camp.

268
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He's not intentionally funny or anything like that.

269
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He's kind of horrible and low rent, but he is just kind of horrible.

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But he works quite well because he doesn't overdo it.

271
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And he swings, and he swings, he swings back a bit to not being quite the villain at certain times when he goes outside and sees Croll and is sort of all shaken up by that.

272
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It's actually quite a nice.

273
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I think it's a really good performance and then you've got Philip Maddock somewhere in the middle who goes one way and then the other.

274
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So Philip Maddock, of course, thought that he was going to be the villain.

275
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And so this is his last story for the program, I think.

276
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And I think it is because he was annoyed that he was playing a bit part rather than the actual villain.

277
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He is terrific, so he doesn't get to do the shouty blustry thing he does.

278
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He does that sort of low, deep, contained, menacing thing that he does so terrifically well.

279
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It does waste him a little bit, but he does get to do some really good acting.

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I particularly like his response when Thorne kills Du Geen.

281
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I think he's he's great.

282
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You know, he's as much of a villain as Thorn in the sense that he doesn't care, particularly about the swamp.

283
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He's not quite as bad as Thorn, but he, you know, like he's not a good guy.

284
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Yeah, I mean, it sort of helps to shade in because you've got Thorn who hates the swampies and wants to see them all wiped out.

285
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You've got Dugin, who believes that as the native people there, they have a right to that land where the humans don't.

286
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And then you've got Fenner in the middle, Philip Maddock, who even says at one point, I've got no particular love for the swampies, but I don't want to see them wiped out.

287
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Yeah.

288
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You know, and so it gives us middle ground where in these post-colonial stories, we don't always have that.

289
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In terms of the casting.

290
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And this has been reported and contradicted.

291
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So I've tried to make as much sense of it as I can.

292
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Apparently, Maddock was tentatively offered the part of Thorn that had another production on.

293
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So said, look, I can't do it.

294
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Right.

295
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The guy playing Fenner, Alan Browning, dropped out.

296
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And Philip Maddox, other production, dropped through. got pushed back or something.

297
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So he got in touch with Norman Stewart and said, oh, look, I'm available.

298
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And Norman Stewart said, oh, well, I've got a part for you.

299
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And it ends up being...

300
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It ends up being fed.

301
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And because Thorn had since been recast as Neil McCarthy, and that's why Philip Maddock thought he was getting the role. of thought.

302
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Because I always thought, you know, it's very weird that he thought he was being thorn and then turned up to rehearsals and he's being Fenna, unless, and that's where I did my research and found out, oh, okay, it seems like he was off of Thorn originally, turned it down, and then he was offered a part and thought, oh, it's the same part.

303
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It wasn't.

304
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Apparently, Martin Jarvis was going to play Dugin.

305
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Uh, yes, yes, that's right.

306
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And he had to pull out and they suddenly realised that John Leeson was contracted for the 4 episodes anyway, they would have had to pay him regardless.

307
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And so they just said, do you want to do this?

308
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He's like, oh, great.

309
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You know, I get to spend 4 weeks not on my hands and knees running around the studio.

310
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They save money, you know, they don't have to pay somebody else.

311
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Exactly.

312
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

313
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There's a wonderful moment in one of the commentaries because it's Tom and John Leeson.

314
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Oh wow.

315
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Yeah.

316
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So, for instance, when everyone comes out of the TARDIS at the beginning, you get this wonderful bit of, oh, Mary.

317
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Oh, John, I saw Mary the other day.

318
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She's still so beautiful.

319
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And then you get the 1st scene in the refinery and John Lisa says, hold on, that's me.

320
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And then Dugin says, I'm getting an echo track on here.

321
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Oh, tell me about it mate.

322
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So there's no Philip Maddock commentary?

323
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There's no Philip Maddock commentary and this is the only commentary for the series in the box set that doesn't feature...

324
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There's not a Mary Tam commentary on the disc.

325
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Oh okay.

326
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It's such a shame that John Leeson doesn't get to act in many scenes with Mary and Tom in this.

327
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Like, I think there's only like one scene virtually with Tom and then I think Mary and Tom are down the corridor when he gets shot.

328
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It does show his acting chops a bit.

329
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Because he plays the role very convincingly and very sympathetically, and there's no 4th wall breaking sense where he makes a joke about dogs or something, you know?

330
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It's actually a bit of a thankless role.

331
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There's a lot of sitting looking at screens in episode 3 watching the farts builder.

332
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You know what I mean?

333
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It's not really an acting tour de force.

334
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No.

335
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And Philip Maddock does get the wonderful line at one point of it.

336
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It hasn't moved in 15 minutes.

337
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I love it when it moves across the screen and like you, as a kid, I like the fact that, oh, yes, it's a big giant octopus thing in there going, oh, what's that?

338
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What's that?

339
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And they're absolutely clueless.

340
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I love those things And the graphic itself is quite good for the time.

341
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Yeah.

342
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Yeah, the sort of vaguely oscilloscope kind of thing.

343
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The 7 rituals of death.

344
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Seven holy rituals.

345
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Holy rituals.

346
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What are they?

347
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No, neither do I. throw into the shriven Zahl.

348
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Watching invisible enemy.

349
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So there's one thing that we haven't mentioned, and it's been historically a massively important part of our program during the coverage of the 1970s, and that's Welshwide.

350
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Yes, he's back.

351
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Really?

352
00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:43.859
Yeah, no, Terry Walsh, and he actually has a name.

353
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He actually plays a character.

354
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He's not just donning the Tom Wig and throwing himself around a swamp or anything.

355
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He plays Mensch, who is the servant, you know, the swampy servant who's attending them in episode one. and he doesn't get counted.

356
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Remember the Swampies don't count.

357
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So when they count, how many people are living on the refinery, they leave him out.

358
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And isn't he a bit brighter green than the rest of them?

359
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He is. a studio swampy and he doesn't get outside very much, so he's not quite as tanned as the others.

360
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I do wonder if by the time they got into the studio, maybe they used a different green paint after what happened on location.

361
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Yes, one that would come off in the shower.

362
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I know I was having the scrub terry for hours after recording.

363
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And so predictably he betrays them because they have such disregard for him, which I think is pretty good.

364
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Oh, he will be back once more.

365
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We have one more Walsh watch next year.

366
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Does he speak as men?

367
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I't remember.

368
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We see him get out of radio at one point, but do we actually hear him talk?

369
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I can't remember because he does talk in his next role next year.

370
00:25:49.619 --> 00:25:50.160
Yeah, yeah.

371
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The scene where he has ventures offering drinks around, of course, gives Tom a little bit of a little bit of comedy, but because of the way the scene is shot. you've got to really look at it.

372
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But have a look at the scene where Mench is offering drinks around.

373
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And this gives rise to Tom Baker's anecdote about when he was having arguments with directors about how he was playing the scene.

374
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And Tom now says, you know, he would say to directors that Time Lords have this tradition where when you are given a glass or something, you raise it to your ear so that you can something like, hear the world of the people around you.

375
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And the directors would say, that's a complete load of toss, isn't it?

376
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And Tom says, yes, it is rather.

377
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But in this, Tom takes a glass of something, raises it to his ear, and then drops it in his pocket.

378
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Really?

379
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Yes.

380
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Have a look at that, have a look at that scene again.

381
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It's his 1st scene in the refinery.

382
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Mench gives him a drink, and it's never referenced again.

383
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Like, you think maybe he's going to pull it out at some point.

384
00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:48.660
Then throw it at the fake Kroll who's menacing Romana.

385
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No, never seen again.

386
00:26:49.980 --> 00:26:53.160
That's better than pertly drinking cups of tea with his eyes.

387
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I can't remember.

388
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Sometime in the 70s, someone hands in the cup of tea.

389
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He looks at it and then he hands it back and he's done.

390
00:27:03.000 --> 00:27:04.559
Oh, yes, that's right. great.

391
00:27:04.619 --> 00:27:05.640
That's in the time monster.

392
00:27:06.660 --> 00:27:12.960
Tom's goloshes change between students and location work.

393
00:27:13.019 --> 00:27:15.900
It's one of those things that just annoys me a little bit.

394
00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:17.519
But then you get other things that I really like.

395
00:27:17.579 --> 00:27:23.579
Like when they walk into the refoning, there's a shot of the rain outside of a window and it's just, I think it's a brilliant little shot.

396
00:27:24.000 --> 00:27:34.259
The TARDIS has always had chameleonic footwear, though, because, of course, the doctor's shoes and indeed entire clothes changed during his 1st generation.

397
00:27:34.319 --> 00:27:39.720
There are several stories where the 2nd doctor managers to whip galoshes on and off.

398
00:27:39.960 --> 00:27:47.940
You know, so it's not it's not without precedent, but yeah, Tom goes from wearing brown brogues to giant green, stripy galoshes.

399
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It's a little bit noticeable.

400
00:27:49.559 --> 00:27:52.920
So how do we feel about the key to time at this point in the season?

401
00:27:52.980 --> 00:27:59.940
We had a recap, I think, at the, you know, at the beginning of the 3rd story at the beginning of Stones of Blood just to bring us all up to speed.

402
00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:04.259
Well, this is my 5th favourite story, the key to time.

403
00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:06.059
It's all going downhill for you, is it?

404
00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:10.980
Well, yeah, but I think I think this is slightly weaker than the 1st 4 segments.

405
00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:13.259
But there's still a lot to like in it.

406
00:28:13.319 --> 00:28:14.400
And I do like this.

407
00:28:14.400 --> 00:28:16.859
And the key to time, well, doesn't really figure that much.

408
00:28:16.980 --> 00:28:23.039
I mean, again, Paul Romana has to be turned into an idiot when it comes to what where the actual segment is and what it actually is.

409
00:28:23.099 --> 00:28:25.559
They kind of don't even mention it for a while.

410
00:28:25.619 --> 00:28:27.299
Oh, it's all over the swamp, isn't it?

411
00:28:27.359 --> 00:28:28.920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

412
00:28:28.980 --> 00:28:32.460
I quite like that much like in the stones of blood.

413
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The properties of the key to time are explored.

414
00:28:35.519 --> 00:28:43.619
So in the stones of blood, the key to time was helping Sussair, to change the appearance of herself and the stones and what have you.

415
00:28:44.279 --> 00:28:51.299
In this, the properties of the key allow Kroll to grow to a massive size and to expel all that methane.

416
00:28:53.099 --> 00:28:53.759
Just makes no sense.

417
00:28:53.819 --> 00:28:55.500
For a hungry planet.

418
00:28:55.559 --> 00:28:57.299
With me thing, with a gas.

419
00:28:57.839 --> 00:28:59.640
What the hell?

420
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I don't know.

421
00:29:00.420 --> 00:29:02.099
It was probably more convincing from the front.

422
00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:05.579
Did Anthony Reid and Randy Mimmons not understand what methane actually was?

423
00:29:05.640 --> 00:29:10.500
Bob just put it in there and they just said, oh, yes, yes, yes, it's just a term and they just didn't really understand?

424
00:29:10.559 --> 00:29:22.740
Well, I do, I do wonder if, at the time, energy researchers were perhaps looking into methane as a substitute for natural gas, because, of course, you can ignite me pain, you can probably cook with it.

425
00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:25.019
You just may not want to taste the food.

426
00:29:25.079 --> 00:29:26.099
Isn't it natural?

427
00:29:26.160 --> 00:29:27.900
Yes, it's natural.

428
00:29:28.500 --> 00:29:31.140
Lots of things are natural type.

429
00:29:31.200 --> 00:29:34.500
But okay, this is Bob Holmes' last script for a while.

430
00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:35.640
Do we know why?

431
00:29:35.700 --> 00:29:36.359
Why?

432
00:29:36.420 --> 00:29:39.900
Is it because he's tired or did he golf and do other things or he just didn't want to do Doctor Who?

433
00:29:39.960 --> 00:29:42.599
Well, he certainly went off and did Blake's episodes of Blake 7.

434
00:29:42.660 --> 00:29:44.759
Great episodes of Blake 7, actually.

435
00:29:44.819 --> 00:29:48.059
Yeah, I think he was probably just a bit bored with Doctor Who.

436
00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:51.779
You know, it's a bit like Russell T. Davis was in charge of Doctor Who for 5 years.

437
00:29:51.839 --> 00:29:57.180
And aside from a two-parter for the Sarah Jane Adventures, he hasn't written for it again.

438
00:29:57.240 --> 00:30:00.000
And he says, you know, oh, I'm busy working other things.

439
00:30:00.059 --> 00:30:02.099
I love to do at some point, but I'm busy working on other things.

440
00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:13.319
But that's the thing with most writers will say that even if they've written a series of something, they want to move on to other things.

441
00:30:13.380 --> 00:30:19.500
Like, you know, J.K. Rowling could still be writing Harry Potter books now, if it was just about the money, but it's not.

442
00:30:19.559 --> 00:30:20.279
It's about the art.

443
00:30:20.339 --> 00:30:22.559
You know, she had a story and she told it, and that's it.

444
00:30:22.619 --> 00:30:30.359
Agatha Christie famously hated Poirot, and only kept writing him because the readers wanted to read him.

445
00:30:30.420 --> 00:30:32.819
They're like Conan Doyle and Sherlock Holmes.

446
00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:33.660
Exactly, yeah.

447
00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:40.619
That is why Agatha Christie invented Miss Marple, because she thought, Okay, yeah, I need to write this priorogue guy, but I'm going to write someone I actually like.

448
00:30:40.740 --> 00:30:44.279
Actually, Donna Noble invented, Miss Miss Marple.

449
00:30:44.339 --> 00:30:44.700
That's true.

450
00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:54.000
But I think it is interesting that Anthony Reed, a script editor, has to ask Bob Holmes to come in and write another story for this season.

451
00:30:54.059 --> 00:30:55.440
Like, are there no other writers?

452
00:30:55.500 --> 00:31:00.059
I mean, obviously Chris Boucher's gone on and is now writing for Blake 7?

453
00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:02.220
He's one of the new writers that they've had over the last 2 years.

454
00:31:02.220 --> 00:31:14.279
And I applaud Anthony Reid because he's obviously worked with Douglas Adams and with David Fisher on, you know, 3 stories in a row, you know, new writers to nurture them and get all their scripts up to speed.

455
00:31:14.339 --> 00:31:18.720
And so obviously he wants a script that can be delivered that he doesn't have to do a lot of work on.

456
00:31:18.779 --> 00:31:20.579
You know, Bob is an obvious candidate.

457
00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:22.920
Is there no one else?

458
00:31:23.460 --> 00:31:26.099
We could have asked Bob Baker and Dave Martin to do another story.

459
00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:28.380
They could have asked them to do another story.

460
00:31:28.440 --> 00:31:39.000
In fact, I think they should have asked them to do this story, at least it would have only been 4 episodes, but I'm getting ahead of myself here. as quite often happens with Robert Holmes. he was not the original writer for this slot.

461
00:31:39.059 --> 00:31:41.759
There was nothing in this slot for ages.

462
00:31:41.819 --> 00:31:46.680
And then the writer for the 4th story, which would eventually become the androids of Tara.

463
00:31:46.799 --> 00:31:51.000
It was a chap called Ted Lewis, who was attempting to write a story called The Shield of Zarak.

464
00:31:51.059 --> 00:31:52.380
We know very little about it.

465
00:31:52.440 --> 00:31:53.640
Sounds terrible, though.

466
00:31:53.700 --> 00:31:54.660
It does sound tiresome.

467
00:31:54.720 --> 00:31:56.220
But that fell through.

468
00:31:56.279 --> 00:32:04.680
And so Anthony Reed, facing a bit of a script crisis because now, you know, in his mind, it's like, okay, we've got one story, which isn't sorted, that's not so bad.

469
00:32:04.740 --> 00:32:08.099
Suddenly he's got two, and that's why he turned to David Fisher and Bob Holmes.

470
00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:08.579
Right.

471
00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:11.579
Because these are 2 people who can turn it around.

472
00:32:11.640 --> 00:32:13.799
David Fisher was a great discovery this year.

473
00:32:13.859 --> 00:32:19.500
I think he wrote 2 pretty good stories, you know, so he's written a 3rd of the season just about.

474
00:32:19.559 --> 00:32:20.400
He'll be back.

475
00:32:20.460 --> 00:32:22.200
I think he's good.

476
00:32:22.259 --> 00:32:23.279
I think he's good too.

477
00:32:23.339 --> 00:32:32.279
And I think I wouldn't be surprised if, you know, Anthony Reid had to do a bit of work. on the stones of blood, so that David Fisher understood the story structure and all that sort of thing.

478
00:32:32.339 --> 00:32:38.519
But I think he's such a competent writer that he probably had to do very little work on the Android Satara.

479
00:32:38.579 --> 00:32:42.299
So he had Tara going, and then there was this slot, what am I going to do?

480
00:32:42.359 --> 00:32:43.559
And Bob's your man.

481
00:32:43.619 --> 00:32:45.000
Which one does Fisher do next year?

482
00:32:45.059 --> 00:32:52.619
He does creature from the pit, but he also wrote a gamble with time, which, of course, is what the city of death got turned into.

483
00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:55.019
And then leisure hype, obviously, for season 18.

484
00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:56.640
And then no more, which is such a shame.

485
00:32:56.700 --> 00:32:59.700
But anyway, it's JNT's fault. talk about that at the time.

486
00:32:59.759 --> 00:33:02.220
And what about Nelly Melba's party piece?

487
00:33:02.279 --> 00:33:03.539
That's stunning.

488
00:33:03.660 --> 00:33:04.440
Yeah, stupid.

489
00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:08.880
Look, I think there's a lot of, I think there's a lot inmates.

490
00:33:09.000 --> 00:33:12.420
There's a lot of tiny little touches that I really like and find amusing.

491
00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:13.920
Yeah, it's still homes.

492
00:33:13.980 --> 00:33:14.519
He's still funny.

493
00:33:14.579 --> 00:33:23.460
You know, it's nothing earth shattering, but, you know, it's competent fun performances, some funny jokes, you know, what morning one, big giant fart monster.

494
00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:25.559
The working title for this story?

495
00:33:25.619 --> 00:33:27.299
Very tense, fabulous.

496
00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:28.259
Planet of Farts.

497
00:33:31.380 --> 00:33:32.759
The moon of death.

498
00:33:32.819 --> 00:33:34.079
Oh, really?

499
00:33:34.140 --> 00:33:37.259
That's another bum joke from home.

500
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:39.180
The moon of death.

501
00:33:39.299 --> 00:33:41.279
Didn't we have that last year?

502
00:33:41.339 --> 00:33:46.980
I just came up with a conspiracy theory, which is kind of what I do on these podcasts.

503
00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:48.480
Is it about unit dating?

504
00:33:48.539 --> 00:33:49.740
It's not about unit dating.

505
00:33:49.799 --> 00:33:51.660
Are you sure it's not about unit data?

506
00:33:51.720 --> 00:33:52.980
It's not about unit dating this time.

507
00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:57.599
It's also not about how the TARDIS knows when to put phone calls through to the doctor.

508
00:33:57.660 --> 00:34:02.039
Thank you, listener Mike Williams, who raised that the other day on our Facebook page.

509
00:34:02.099 --> 00:34:08.639
No, I said at the beginning of this, that Graham McDonald had put down the edict that this script needed to have less comedy.

510
00:34:08.699 --> 00:34:12.900
And yet next year in Doctor Who, we get a lot more comedy.

511
00:34:14.340 --> 00:34:27.960
I wonder if this script was deliberately produced, not only with less comedy, but with less care, let's say, than the previous four stories, to prove that you can't do Doctor Who without comedy.

512
00:34:28.019 --> 00:34:33.059
And as such, Graham McDonald relented...

513
00:34:33.119 --> 00:34:36.719
Perhaps, just perhaps doing this now, we might go too far in the other direction.

514
00:34:36.900 --> 00:34:47.880
Or maybe not, maybe it's actually the next story that is produced without comedy, to prove the fact that we need to do a lot more comedy the following season.

515
00:34:59.940 --> 00:35:04.380
Well, we're taking off on a rather smelly rocket sled at the moment.

516
00:35:04.500 --> 00:35:06.360
From the Moon of Delta Magna.

517
00:35:06.420 --> 00:35:10.739
We will next see you on the planet of Atreos next week for the Armageddon factor.

518
00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:11.760
Don't eat the food.

519
00:35:11.820 --> 00:35:12.239
Tom.

520
00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:15.719
Don't forget, you can find us online at flightthroughentirety.com.

521
00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:20.039
Flight through entirety on Facebook and iTunes and FTE podcast on Twitter.

522
00:35:20.159 --> 00:35:25.739
And don't forget, dear listeners, you can now catch bondfinger commentaries on bondfinger.com.

523
00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:33.360
So that's the 1st 5 Sean Connery films on Bondfinger.com, Bondfinger on Facebook and iTunes and Bond Fingercast on Twitter.

524
00:35:33.360 --> 00:35:39.179
Until we see you on one of those, may none of your farts be sent off in rockets as a power source.

525
00:35:39.239 --> 00:35:40.380
Thank you very much and good night.

526
00:35:40.440 --> 00:35:41.219
Good night.

527
00:35:41.280 --> 00:35:42.599
See you, Moon.

528
00:35:45.900 --> 00:35:50.760
That was flat through entirety with Todd Booby, Nathan Bottomley and Brendan Jones.

529
00:35:50.820 --> 00:35:56.579
This episode, another Holmes Colonialism thing, was recorded on November the 8th, 2015.

530
00:35:56.880 --> 00:36:06.300
The next episode will be released on January 10th, between the Scarrison's Milk, and Kroll's Mithane, I dread to think what food we will get from a rajo next year.

531
00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:14.219
We want to take that toy off, Alfie.

532
00:36:14.400 --> 00:36:16.380
Definitely.

533
00:36:16.380 --> 00:36:17.159
What's he going?

534
00:36:17.219 --> 00:36:19.800
Oh, that'll that's a squeeze toy.

535
00:36:19.860 --> 00:36:20.760
It will make a noise.

536
00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:24.179
Oh, well, if he makes a noise, makes a noise.

537
00:36:24.239 --> 00:36:26.880
It's all part of life theatre.

538
00:36:26.940 --> 00:36:28.920
It's part of it.

539
00:36:28.980 --> 00:36:31.079
Should I close the door?

540
00:36:31.139 --> 00:36:34.500
Oh, that might that might help with the airplane noise, yeah.

541
00:36:34.559 --> 00:36:36.239
Yeah, it doesn't actually happen all.

542
00:36:36.300 --> 00:36:36.960
Is it who this?

543
00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:38.940
Little man.

544
00:36:39.000 --> 00:36:39.960
Take that off.

545
00:36:40.079 --> 00:36:44.460
Do you want to take a toy that you've already broken the squeeze thing for?

546
00:36:44.519 --> 00:36:46.079
Nope, I want that one.

547
00:36:46.139 --> 00:36:47.639
You know he wants them.

548
00:36:47.699 --> 00:36:48.659
You have Dumbo.

549
00:36:49.019 --> 00:36:51.179
Prince is upstairs.

550
00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:53.639
Who is?

551
00:36:53.699 --> 00:36:55.920
Prince, is his favourite boy?

552
00:36:55.980 --> 00:36:57.480
I know he has sex with.

553
00:36:57.659 --> 00:37:02.519
He doesn't sex with him. fixed early in a week, but duh.

554
00:37:02.579 --> 00:37:04.440
And he was popping Prince.

555
00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:07.019
What do you think of this story, Alfie?

556
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:08.460
Little me?

557
00:37:08.519 --> 00:37:09.420
What do you reckon?

558
00:37:09.480 --> 00:37:10.679
Okay.

559
00:37:10.739 --> 00:37:11.760
He's got no opinion.

560
00:37:12.360 --> 00:37:15.420
He's really Colin Baker fan, actually.

561
00:37:16.019 --> 00:37:19.380
It's all the it's all the bright colours.

562
00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:20.340
The colour of movement.

563
00:37:20.940 --> 00:37:22.320
Okay.