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Hello, dear listeners, and welcome back to Flight Through Entirety

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the only Doctor Who podcast who doesn't have any eyebrows.

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I'm Brendan.

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I'm Nathan, and I'm a curiously redundant vestige of my previous

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use as Bouillabaise.

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Yum, yum.

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And yum, yum, indeed, as we head to the cafes of Paris.

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It's death.

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Hooray, it's Grey Perrie.

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Possibly more accurately called City that has some death in it.

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It was raining.

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Well, just before you start off, Nathan, because I may forget to

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mention this.

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Some of you out there may know if you follow me on Facebook that I

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have an album called Toys on Tour.

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I've recently uploaded some photos I took ages ago where I took a

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Tom Baker toy to Paris, and I found the gallery where the Tannis

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is parked and I found the door to Scaroth's Chateau.

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So yeah, expect some toys on tour shots in Paris accompanying this

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podcast.

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They're nice toys.

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You can show your grandmother.

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Well, so this is this is absolute shock, isn't it, really?

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terrible.

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Tiresome, tiresome, tiresome.

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Is there anything that's wrong with this?

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Let's...

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That is actually a good point to start.

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What is wrong with this show?

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I actually think it is the best story so far.

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In Doctor Who.

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Yeah, it's the most fun.

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At this point, but it's not just that it's fun, and all of that

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stuff we talked about in last week's episode about the chemistry

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between Laura and Tom, and having Laura, Tom, and Douglas all

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together on the show.

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That's one aspect of it.

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And it's a hugely important aspect because Douglas has written the

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thing.

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All of the dialogue just sings.

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There's just funny line after funny line after funny line.

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So all of that element's there.

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But it's also really, really tightly plotted.

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You know, there's nothing wasted, everything's paid off.

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Douglas eventually, you know, when he starts writing the Dirk

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Gently novels.

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His books are like, his plots, rather, are like puzzle boxes, you

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know, everything just sort of slots into place really well.

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And you can see that happening here.

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It happens to a lesser extent in the pirate planet.

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And then you've just got, we're in Paris, we're actually shooting

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overseas.

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There's stacks of outdoor stuff, stacks of stuff on film.

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Just Tom and Lala running hand in hand through the streets of

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Paris.

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With Doggan. obviously. is just wonderful, fun to watch.

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Dudley's on form.

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It's well-direct...

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Listen, Dudley on four.

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He's terrific.

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And it is well directed.

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Everyone felt like, you could feel that everyone was having a

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great time.

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It was a holiday for everybody, not just a holiday for the

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doctor.

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Well, the funny thing is do you want to know who it wasn't a

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holiday for?

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Because at the time, this was in, at the time, this was in

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production, Destiny of the Dialects was in pre-production.

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So in Paris, you had Tom Baker, Lala Ward, Tom Shadbond, who plays

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Duggan, you had Graham Williams, who had the director Michael

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Hayes, and a small film crew, so one camera guy, 2 sound guys, I

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think.

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So the noticeable name absent from there. is co-writer Douglas

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Adams, who was back in England minding the fort.

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For how long though?

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Uh, I believe they were in Paris for about 5 days.

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You know what really happened, don't you?

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Kit with Kenny.

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With Ken Greve.

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Ken Greve came in to have a meeting with Graham Williams and

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Douglas Evans said, well, look, they've all gone to Paris.

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And Ken Green said, well, you know, you and I can only get so much

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done without the producer here.

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You know, we can't decide locations and props and what have you.

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And he's like, oh, yeah.

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Oh, do you want to go for lunch?

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Yeah, okay, let's go for lunch.

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Where should we go for lunch?

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How about Paris?

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And so they got on the train.

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And went to Paris.

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And yeah, really became good mates and they stayed friends until

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Douglas Adams died.

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I got chucked out of the same place that Tom and Lala and the rest

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of the crew were having, like, just a few hours afterwards and

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said, thrown out and said, where can we go?

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There's a bar open in West Berlin.

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They were in West Berlin and they got back to the London Studios

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just a few hours before the other lot came in.

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Yes.

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Not a lot happened that week.

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Graham Williams, like, saw them in Paris and was so annoyed.

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He's like, you're meant to be back in London working. just Douglas

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apparently said something lines off.

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Well so are you.

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They must have been down too well.

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There must have been some kind of impending writing deadline in

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Douglas's head.

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Go to those lengths.

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But that's true, actually. was the great procrastinator.

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But no, apparently Williams wrote this story with Douglas as

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well.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Of course, it was originally a David Fisher story called a Gamble

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with Time.

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Setting 1930s, Monte Carlo, setting Roger Moore.

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It was set in Roger Moore and Tony Curtis.

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Because there was an episode of The Persuaders.

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There's one going to be one of those ITC kind of shows where

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there's a few little moments in Paris, but it was all going to be

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a backlot and some studio sets and set in the 20s Paris, but they

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realised when they got there.

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Well, exactly, you know why it's all in Paris?

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Because John Nathan Turner?

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The bean counter said it's actually slightly, it was £25 cheaper.

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Do the whole thing there than do the show that they'd started?

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£25.

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I mean, part of part of the rewrite was that we could spend all

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this money making it look like 1930s or we can go to Paris and

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just have it look fabulous and still be 1979 and we can still have

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this time travel aspect.

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The other thing was it was to be set in a casino and then Graham

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Williams went cold on the casino idea because he didn't like the

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idea of promoting gambling to children.

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So, you know, this is another example of Graham Williams being

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very plot driven, for instance.

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I think that might have been a, you know, a 13th hour, I think

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because Williams was very good at playing the producers.

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And, you know, producers will always do it.

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There's a story, you know, a posteriori from the events.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Because it was the Thursday.

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It was the Thursday that it changed and the shooting was the

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Monday.

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So he had no qualms about promoting art forgery. children.

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But to his to his great credit, David Fisher looked at the final

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script and said, look, this is wonderful, but please, I can't put

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my name on it.

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It's not right.

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I'll do you another...

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Sorry, so he decreed from the pit and started developing the story

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called the Fermasi, but we'll get to that.

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So yeah, we have a script written by Douglas Adams and Graham

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Williams credited to David Agnew.

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And hasn't David Agnew got much better?

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He really has. since the invasion of time.

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But yeah, it is wonderful.

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I'd like to quote, if I may, from the discontinuity guide.

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So Cornell Day and topping.

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This is their bottom line for the city of death.

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Witty, happy, plotted so hard that you can sing it.

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This is as gorgeous as this old heart of mine, sung by the Isley

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Brothers outside your window on a spring morning, while Emma

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Thompson gently massages your feet with aromatic oils.

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That's Cornell.

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But you know what?

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I read that as a gay man, I go, you know what?

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I'd be very happy with it.

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Mainly because, you know, you get to chat with Emma Thompson.

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I know.

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And of course, Emma Thompson was, I believe, a friend of Douglas

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Adams as well. wasn't everyone?

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And as they finish off, just when you think it can't get any

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better, John Bloody Cleese turns up.

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It's not just John Bodycleese, though.

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It's Eleanor...

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And as the Lions illustrates, it's vestigial function.

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She's wonderful.

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She's just terrific in it.

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She's, you know, funnier than him and it is, it's such a

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surprise.

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It's such an incredible surprise little cameo.

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And I feel so sorry that they didn't, they didn't go with John's

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wish to be credited under a pseudonym.

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Because John said, look, the whole joke is that I'm there and it's

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a cameo.

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If you credit me as John Cleese in the radio times, people are

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going to know.

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Oh, so was he credited?

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He was credited in the radio times and in the credits.

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He asked to be credited as Kim Bread.

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And I think maybe I think maybe, you know, if he if he'd gone for

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Jonathan Smith or something like that, which is a slight in joke.

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But I think maybe if you'd gone for that, David Reid would have

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said, yeah, okay, but in the end, David Reid said, no, we're not

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calling you Kim Bread. just stupid.

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He should have asked to be credited as Robin Bland, really.

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Or David Agnew.

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Or John Cheese.

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Don't she?

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Yes.

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Even better What do you praise first is the question in this

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story?

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Because coming back to the original question.

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I can't criticise anything.

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The elongated running around with absolutely nothing happening.

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Who cares, though?

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Do you know what I mean?

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television's visual.

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That stuff creates the atmosphere that we pray.

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I'm about to remove my Julian mask and have Nathan underneath and

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Nathan's about to move his mask and have me underneath.

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Yeah, because I'm being so relentlessly positive.

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So Julian Julian Glover is unbelievably good in it, like just...

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As John Travolta in his Saturday night fever white disco suit with

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a suit.

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But even that idea, and maybe it's the 1st time Doctor Who's done

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it, where you have hideous green tentacled monster with a lovely

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crevant.

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Like, I think that's just terrific and it's the sort of thing that

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Doctor Who now does as, you know, routine.

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But I think it's the 1st time we have it here.

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I think it's just terrific.

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I love his silk dressing gown thing that he threatens Kerensky in

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a bit later on.

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He's really funny and tremendously good.

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Like one of the best villains we've ever had.

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That 1st scene where Tom and Duggan and Romana come round to his

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place, and you know, Duggan tries to hit him with a chair and all

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of that sort of thing, all of that dialogue is just spectacularly

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good, just unbelievably funny.

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I just wish that when they'd come home, but Glover had still been

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in his mother's dressing gown, aping the performance of Peter Cook

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as Sherlock Holmes in drag in the Paul Morrissey Hound of the

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Baskerville.

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Paul Morrissey was Warhol's filmmaker, but he went to England, did

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a spoof version of Hound of the Baskervilles with Peter Cook and

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Dudley Moore as Watson.

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And Holmes is Jewish and terribly camp, in full makeup and hair

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curlers, and his mother's dressing gun.

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And Watson is Welsh and Kenneth Williams, is Lord Baskerville.

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And Irene Handel is one of the women with a dog that, an

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incontinent dog that, in her garden, It's one of the greatest

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films of all time.

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And possibly my pick of the week.

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But the humour, the humour that imbues that imbues this story as

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well.

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I haven't I haven't seen that, but I'm looking forward to finding

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it through Nathan's show notes.

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But you've almost got, we've almost got, it's actually really hard

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to track down.

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We've almost got that level of humour of self lampoon in this, and

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there are many reasons why this shouldn't work.

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Because when you're having that much fun, you said it last week

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than when we were recording, that, Brendan, that everyone has fun

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except the audience.

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And there's always a danger.

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But I don't think we get that in this thing, do we?

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No, you know, the performance that's closest to caricature, I

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guess, is Kuransky.

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And yet, that's, of course...

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The accent?

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Yeah, yeah. you know the story?

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It's David Graham.

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It's Parker, from Thunderbird.

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One of the original Daleks.

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The original Dalek.

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And that's his maternal grandparents' actual accent.

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She said, no, they were Russian Jews and they actually started

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just like that.

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I'm not going to do that.

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It is an accent.

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It is, you know, but it's not really a comedy actor.

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But he is playing it as a character, as a Thunderbirds puppet

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hyperbole humour.

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That works because the balance, I think it just ups the menace of

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Scaroff.

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Even Dugan too.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Who's a bit of an idiot and, you know, his character thing is that

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he breaks glass and he punches people in the hand and stuff.

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And, you know, he is desperately earnest and not very bright.

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But again, that's allowed to work because he's the one who

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actually saves humanity by punching someone in the head, which is

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precisely what the doctor's been telling him not to do.

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Notes came from Donald.

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She was a Grey McDonald, who was the head of series, and he got, he

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was a no fun sign, a lot of things that he was arguing against.

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But one of the notes that came down to Williams and Adams was

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there's too much hitting in this story.

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The chair leg, the whole thing was cut out.

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Tom was, you know, with Louis Khan's chair, but there was a thing

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with Tom doing the same thing that was cut.

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And I have to agree with him.

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At the time, Duggan was a real lodestone of dulness in this for me

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and he still is.

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This isn't perfect.

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I like him paired with Romana in the cafe in the evening after

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they escape from the Louvre.

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And they have that lovely chance and what's, do you know what I

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don't understand?

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Yes, I. Yeah, of course, it always gives later a wonderful

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opportunity, but it's kind of their easy punches, aren't they?

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Pun intended.

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The violence in terms of Duggan.

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I do kind of see where you're coming from because, of course

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Duggan is presented as an heroic character, but I think what helps

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in a way is not only does the doctor comment on it.

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But, for instance, in the scene where the Countess Scarlioni is

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trying to shoot them and Duggan hits her with a vase.

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He's genuinely apologetic that he's hit a lady.

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You know?

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So he does have some scruples.

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And of course, he's a hangover from when the story was set in the

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30s.

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He's bulldog Drummond in the 1930s, but just set in the 1970s.

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So of course he doesn't quite fit in.

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I think it's also a comment on shows like the professionals, for

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instance, which was all brute force. and you've got the doctor and

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Romana saving the day by being hilariously witty and putting in... by

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being Steve and Mrs. Peel.

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That 1st opening scene with them is a complete, it feels like an

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exact, you know, it's a bouquet.

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It's Rig and McNee's.

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And you know what?

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When they're running away from the tower, you can just imagine

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that ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. ding, ding, ding, ding

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ding, ding, ding.

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And, you know, I may redub that.

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They're so amazingly smart.

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They're so brilliant.

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Everything that they say is a Bormo.

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Every comeback, you know, they outwit Duggan all the time in

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conversation, you know, and they pride themselves on being smart.

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It's the whole, you know, this season has a, you know, has a

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bouquet, and it's just them being immensely clever.

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And so to have Duggan defeat the enemy and not them is just

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perfect.

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I think it is, but why is Duggan punching people worse than canine

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zapping people?

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A good point, because it's easier to copy because it comes from a

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human because, yeah, it's real low as, as opposed to fake.

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And because and there is the trouble with Tom this season. that

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we'll get to on precisely that point.

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But Duncan doesn't fit is so much the opposite of the 2 leads that

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it ends up being, it's just a point of inertia.

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I like his performance actually.

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I really do.

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I like Tom Chad. some charm.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And Tom Chadman certainly proven his worth on other things.

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Well, yeah, like the mysterious planet.

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Yeah, not that he needs to prove it to us. terrific.

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All that day glow on that helmet.

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I used to do divorce investigations.

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They were never anything like this. wonderful.

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I mentioned her earlier, Catherine Shell, fresh from space 1939.

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And rather interestingly, you know, in space 1939, she was sort of

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an animal in human form.

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So awful.

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But now she's married to an animal in human form instead.

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Oh, yes, yes, yes.

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She isn't wearing the giant sideburns that she...

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Or the...

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Or the herpes like eyebrows, doesn't she?

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Awful.

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But look, when we were when again, when we were 10, 12, it was

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terrific.

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No, it wasn't.

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I remember being crushed, crushed with disappointment when a

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season 2 episode of Space 1999 came on.

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Where's that lovely Sam?

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Who's that terrible woman?

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Ryan Blisser.

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Where's Muffet?

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Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

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It's the wrong.

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That's the wrong.

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Professor Watson. was his name?

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Victor, where's Victor?

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Because, you know, he looks like Muffet.

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Oh I see.

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She's fantastic.

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What do we think?

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Like, I do remember people speculating about the nature of the

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count and countess's marriage, given that she seemed to be aware

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of.

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Yes, what else have I been doing?

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I think we know exactly what's going on.

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It's just terribly discreet.

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They have a perfect French marriage, which means that, you know

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she loves wealth and to be sitting on the arm of a handsome

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gentleman.

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He also likes the company of other handsome gentlemen, and that's

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terribly exotic.

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She probably has Herman doing for her, actually.

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Actually, yeah.

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Herman actually works really well if you want to relive this in

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the privacy of your own playroom, Brendan, with a Roger Delgado

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master figure and you just white up his hair.

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He's, you know, perfect or something.

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I do fancy Herman a bit.

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It's the gloves.

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But I will note that, you know, there could be a different reading

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to Count Scarlione's line about, you know, it hasn't taken much to

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fool you.

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A few trinkets, a bit of nefarious excitement.

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He didn't say that he was the provider.

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He might have just been turning the other way.

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I thought she assumed he was gay.

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I'm assuming.

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Every man must have a hobby.

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She gets very defensive when he's in the company of other men.

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He does, doesn't she?

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Yes, there's a scene of, oh, she's not...

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With the professor...

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There's plenty in that for everyone, isn't it?

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So yeah, she assumes he likes some wizened old daddies.

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I'm really surprised that they're all sets.

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The Louis Can's palazzo said, although we're in Paris.

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Is a set?

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Yes, yes, I assumed that they're just on some Paris filming one of

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their charmers, but no, no, it's all them.

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No, is it?

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Paris, W-12.

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Well, they would have only taken.

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They would have only taken a film camera over.

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And 3 cam show. videotape, yeah.

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Copies, art copies.

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This is something that Sandra goes on about.

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The thing about art, there's something about scarcity and there's

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something about authenticity.

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Are you talking about Walter Benjamin?

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art in the age of mechanical reproduction.

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Yeah, well, Duchamps taking Azamut taking a fountain and saying

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that this is now art because I've written Amut on the side of it.

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It goes back to Rembrandt.

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Rembrandt's students painted his, he was the 1st Warhol.

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He barely touched and stuff.

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He was just sort of lying pang.

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Make that guy look out at the view.

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Yeah, yeah.

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He was one of the first, he was the first entrepreneur.

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He had a factory.

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So you get all that stuff about computer paintings, you get all

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that stuff about rarity and scarcity.

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And this thing, which I thought was really terrible as a kid and

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now I think it's spectacular, where the only surviving Mona Lisa

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has the words, this is a fake, written in fell tip under the

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paint.

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I just think it's spectacularly gray.

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Has anyone heard of Vincent, so Perugia?

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No one, not even his mother has heard.

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Vincenzo Carusia.

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He stole the Monalisa in 1911, by sticking it under his smock, and

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he's had it for two weeks.

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It is a very pretty painting.

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It is a very pretty painting.

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Hope it wasn't under a smock for 2 weeks.

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And it wasn't really, stop it.

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It wasn't really valued.

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It was one of the huge hordes.

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Lots of stuff that brought back my Napoleon, the first Napoleon.

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Right.

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With his with his his old nick and spree.

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But it wasn't really, people, for those 2 weeks in Paris, 1911, was

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queueing up to look at the blank spot on the wall, apparently.

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They really were.

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That, I think, is what Adams is really getting right here.

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And there's some really, really clever meta going on about what

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Doctor Who is and what television is and what art is and are we

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making art?

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Well, I think we actually are.

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You kids are sitting watching this and your family, folk at home

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and you're thinking this is a lovely romp, or this is another ITC

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Persuaders Saints spy show over, or this is a lovely thing with

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you know, some BBC character actors whom you've all enjoyed.

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But we're actually talking about a whole lot of things on what

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television is and what, art is and what fun is, it's perfectly

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spelt out, what this season is doing, and it dovetails beautifully

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I should say, with the development of the character of Romana, and

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you adroitly pointed out last episode that this is where Romana

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discovers her humanity.

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In this one, she discovers her humanity in the social sense or in

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the sense of how she responds to a world.

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When she says, most tellingly, well, computers can draw.

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Yeah.

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She actually gets the whole, the whole point of this story is, is

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the 2nd iteration of where we're going to end up with Shada.

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It's the most socialist series, not communistic socialist series

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that Doctor Who has ever done, because it's smarty pants

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socialism.

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It is, everyone has the right to be the best they can possibly be

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but on their own individual merit in their own individual terms.

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It is not about perceived or procured wealth from outside.

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It is not about how much you can get.

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It is not about what you can acquire.

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It's not about how many iterations of the same thing you can get.

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They're always end up being the baddies.

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We'll see it with a draster.

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We'll see it.

504
00:22:41.759 --> 00:22:43.140
We've seen it with Davros.

505
00:22:43.200 --> 00:22:45.660
And we're going to see it further along the line.

506
00:22:45.660 --> 00:22:47.519
All the way through the season.

507
00:22:47.579 --> 00:22:51.539
This is the story where Romano very gently is introduced to what

508
00:22:51.539 --> 00:22:56.039
it is to be an individual in a culture where individualism is

509
00:22:56.039 --> 00:22:57.660
prominent, and that is France.

510
00:22:57.720 --> 00:23:01.140
France has booted all of this right from the revolution.

511
00:23:01.259 --> 00:23:02.700
Did you want to throw that in now?

512
00:23:02.759 --> 00:23:04.740
I just wanted to hear your Vicki...

513
00:23:04.859 --> 00:23:05.759
Revolution?

514
00:23:05.880 --> 00:23:06.119
Thank you.

515
00:23:06.900 --> 00:23:10.920
This story is, as you say, it's a love letter to all those

516
00:23:10.920 --> 00:23:11.220
things.

517
00:23:11.279 --> 00:23:13.980
It's a love letter to artist, it's a love letter to the personal

518
00:23:13.980 --> 00:23:18.480
response of art, and it's an indictment of A version of the

519
00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:19.799
collector mentality.

520
00:23:19.859 --> 00:23:24.599
Now, we're fans, you as listeners are probably fans as well.

521
00:23:24.660 --> 00:23:29.579
And I imagine we all have a collection to some degree or another.

522
00:23:29.640 --> 00:23:34.319
Now, what this script is talking about, it's loving the people who

523
00:23:34.319 --> 00:23:38.099
collect because the objects mean something to them.

524
00:23:38.160 --> 00:23:39.660
Now, when I was living in the UK.

525
00:23:39.720 --> 00:23:41.700
I snapped up every doctor who action figure I could.

526
00:23:41.759 --> 00:23:45.240
And then it came time when I was looking at some of them and I was

527
00:23:45.240 --> 00:23:48.539
thinking, mostly the new series one, so, you know, things like the

528
00:23:48.539 --> 00:23:52.440
scarecrows from human nature, family of blood and the, and the

529
00:23:52.440 --> 00:23:54.480
Slovine and space pig.

530
00:23:54.539 --> 00:23:57.839
I kind of looked at them and went, I've got all these, but I've

531
00:23:57.839 --> 00:24:02.039
also got the Fender, and I've got the Vok, and I've got the sea

532
00:24:02.039 --> 00:24:02.640
devil.

533
00:24:02.700 --> 00:24:05.700
And those last three, they're the ones I have a personal response

534
00:24:05.700 --> 00:24:08.039
to, and I'm happy when I see them on the shelf.

535
00:24:08.099 --> 00:24:10.140
The others, it's kind of like, it's nice to have them.

536
00:24:10.200 --> 00:24:14.160
They're very well put together and I don't blame anyone for whom

537
00:24:14.160 --> 00:24:15.960
you know, that's your 1st monster and you love that monster.

538
00:24:16.019 --> 00:24:19.259
Are you saying you weren't collecting 2 action figures for the

539
00:24:19.259 --> 00:24:22.019
individuation of your own wealth and power in the world?

540
00:24:22.079 --> 00:24:25.740
He was doing it so that he could finance time travel experience.

541
00:24:25.799 --> 00:24:26.400
It's okay.

542
00:24:26.460 --> 00:24:27.420
I could come down.

543
00:24:27.480 --> 00:24:28.619
But that's the thing down the line.

544
00:24:28.680 --> 00:24:32.220
Yeah, there's a difference between that and doing it just for the

545
00:24:32.220 --> 00:24:34.619
sake of putting yourself up in society.

546
00:24:34.680 --> 00:24:36.779
Don't think anyone buys Doctor Who action figures to give

547
00:24:36.779 --> 00:24:38.220
themselves prominence in culture.

548
00:24:38.279 --> 00:24:39.059
No, exactly.

549
00:24:39.119 --> 00:24:41.400
So I ended up getting rid of the ones that didn't give me that

550
00:24:41.400 --> 00:24:42.480
free song.

551
00:24:42.539 --> 00:24:43.980
Oh my god, I can't believe I own this.

552
00:24:44.039 --> 00:24:48.059
And I use that to buy more of the classic ones.

553
00:24:48.119 --> 00:24:55.259
We have we have knowledge before we have wealth, and Romana and

554
00:24:55.259 --> 00:24:58.920
the doctor will always be infinitely more wealthy than anyone they

555
00:24:58.920 --> 00:25:01.980
come across, even though they only ever have a few song teams in

556
00:25:01.980 --> 00:25:05.819
their pockets because they have the wealth of themselves and their

557
00:25:05.819 --> 00:25:09.059
experience and their and their wit enough money to buy Weirbase.

558
00:25:09.180 --> 00:25:11.160
They do see, I don't think they even pay.

559
00:25:11.220 --> 00:25:12.359
Did you notice the car?

560
00:25:12.359 --> 00:25:15.960
In the 1st trip, the thugs have to pay for the classes of water.

561
00:25:15.960 --> 00:25:17.700
In France, you still have to pay for water.

562
00:25:17.759 --> 00:25:21.420
But it just struck me that we're talking about copies of the Mona

563
00:25:21.420 --> 00:25:24.720
Lisa being produced, but of course there is a moment in the cafe

564
00:25:24.720 --> 00:25:29.220
where the TV is showing a picture of the Mona Lisa and presumably

565
00:25:29.220 --> 00:25:31.319
TVs all over Paris are as well.

566
00:25:31.380 --> 00:25:35.460
And so, you know, everyone has a little copy of the Mona Lisa in

567
00:25:35.460 --> 00:25:36.720
their home at that one moment.

568
00:25:36.720 --> 00:25:42.000
And it is that thing where Scarlioni would think that the doctor

569
00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:46.440
was being naive when he talked about what the painting looks

570
00:25:46.440 --> 00:25:46.740
like.

571
00:25:46.799 --> 00:25:51.539
The doctor's line, it's a very pretty painting, which is why do

572
00:25:51.539 --> 00:25:52.680
people want to steal the Mona Lisa?

573
00:25:52.740 --> 00:25:53.640
It's a very pretty painting.

574
00:25:53.700 --> 00:25:54.900
Of course, that's not the reason.

575
00:25:54.960 --> 00:25:57.420
You know, it's not because it's a very pretty painting.

576
00:25:57.480 --> 00:26:01.259
It's because it's unique and because it has this provenance

577
00:26:01.259 --> 00:26:02.640
because it's fetishized.

578
00:26:02.640 --> 00:26:06.059
Yeah, fetishising is it's the perfecting of the object, as Freud

579
00:26:06.059 --> 00:26:07.680
says, it's the love object.

580
00:26:07.740 --> 00:26:12.119
It's having to possess that which is no longer possessible as is

581
00:26:12.119 --> 00:26:13.559
the love of the parent.

582
00:26:13.619 --> 00:26:16.980
So, you know, they want to own it because they, and possessing

583
00:26:16.980 --> 00:26:17.160
it.

584
00:26:17.220 --> 00:26:19.980
It's the void that can never be filled.

585
00:26:20.039 --> 00:26:23.579
They keep needing to acquire. some really high concept stuff in

586
00:26:23.579 --> 00:26:24.299
this.

587
00:26:24.359 --> 00:26:26.160
But it's all coming down.

588
00:26:26.220 --> 00:26:29.099
It's actually coming down to, you could see it as an ecological

589
00:26:29.099 --> 00:26:29.400
thing.

590
00:26:29.460 --> 00:26:34.019
This season is about possessions and why you really want them.

591
00:26:34.079 --> 00:26:36.000
Romana and the doctor don't really have very much.

592
00:26:36.059 --> 00:26:37.559
Yeah, they have themselves.

593
00:26:37.619 --> 00:26:41.339
And there is nothing, there is nothing intrinsically bad about

594
00:26:41.339 --> 00:26:42.240
wanting possessions.

595
00:26:42.299 --> 00:26:43.440
And I think that's why...

596
00:26:43.440 --> 00:26:46.500
I think the season actually says there is. that's exactly what

597
00:26:46.500 --> 00:26:47.339
this story is about.

598
00:26:47.400 --> 00:26:50.460
But it is your purpose in wanting them.

599
00:26:50.579 --> 00:26:54.119
Yeah, I don't think Dr. I think honestly, yeah, 4 parts about

600
00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:57.779
copying Dr. Correction figures would probably not have had the

601
00:26:57.779 --> 00:26:58.200
same.

602
00:26:58.619 --> 00:27:00.599
Although they didn't have them then, did they?

603
00:27:00.660 --> 00:27:01.500
Only Dennis Fisher.

604
00:27:01.559 --> 00:27:06.000
To give you an example of something recent, Richard, you were

605
00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:08.880
having a look at the photos before of my little Nintendo things

606
00:27:08.880 --> 00:27:10.319
that you can scan into the system.

607
00:27:10.380 --> 00:27:12.299
They're called Amibos.

608
00:27:12.359 --> 00:27:14.700
They came out about a year ago and there was a shortage of them.

609
00:27:14.759 --> 00:27:17.519
Nintendo weren't expecting such huge demand, which meant people

610
00:27:17.519 --> 00:27:20.160
were walking into Kmart and Target, and soon as stock were coming

611
00:27:20.160 --> 00:27:23.160
in, just arm across the shelf, all into their basket, buying them

612
00:27:23.160 --> 00:27:24.779
for 17 a pop and selling them for 50.

613
00:27:25.200 --> 00:27:29.279
And that is exactly what Scarlione's doing here.

614
00:27:29.339 --> 00:27:30.960
Of course, you know, he's doing it with something slightly more

615
00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:32.400
important than Nintendo figures.

616
00:27:32.460 --> 00:27:34.859
He's doing it with Gutenberg Bibles. right.

617
00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:37.559
But do we do that next week as well?

618
00:27:37.619 --> 00:27:42.059
isn't creature from the pit all about economy and scare.

619
00:27:42.180 --> 00:27:43.680
Even more so, yes.

620
00:27:43.740 --> 00:27:44.640
Yes.

621
00:27:44.700 --> 00:27:47.519
And it gets hammered home next season.

622
00:27:47.579 --> 00:27:51.359
There'll be lots of metallic references only the first.

623
00:27:51.420 --> 00:27:52.799
Yeah, but that's the thing.

624
00:27:52.859 --> 00:27:58.920
In a way, Scarlioni, Scaroff, is the oldest human who ever lived

625
00:27:58.920 --> 00:28:02.519
because he's been human in all these different points in history

626
00:28:02.519 --> 00:28:04.259
but he just doesn't get it.

627
00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:06.119
There's no evolution there, is there?

628
00:28:06.180 --> 00:28:06.539
Exactly.

629
00:28:06.539 --> 00:28:09.180
He may live for a long time, but he doesn't mutate.

630
00:28:09.240 --> 00:28:09.839
He doesn't change.

631
00:28:09.900 --> 00:28:14.039
Do you know we haven't mentioned perhaps the most important guest

632
00:28:14.039 --> 00:28:15.599
role in the entire story?

633
00:28:16.740 --> 00:28:18.900
It's Packer.

634
00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:20.160
Packer is back.

635
00:28:20.220 --> 00:28:22.440
Peter Halliday. holiday.

636
00:28:22.500 --> 00:28:24.900
It's one of the guards, that's right.

637
00:28:24.960 --> 00:28:27.180
Yeah, he's the guard for Captain Tancredi.

638
00:28:27.240 --> 00:28:29.759
And that is that...

639
00:28:29.819 --> 00:28:33.960
He's also one of the Jokeroth voices in the opening credits.

640
00:28:34.019 --> 00:28:36.839
The other one, the other one, Tom Chapman, yeah.

641
00:28:36.900 --> 00:28:40.019
Peter Halliday was the go-to guy to be voices in the 60s, wasn't

642
00:28:40.019 --> 00:28:40.200
he?

643
00:28:40.259 --> 00:28:43.980
He was the Nicholas Briggs of the 1960s.

644
00:28:44.039 --> 00:28:44.880
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

645
00:28:44.940 --> 00:28:49.019
It's just small part, you know, like Packer is in it for 8

646
00:28:49.019 --> 00:28:49.559
episodes.

647
00:28:49.619 --> 00:28:51.960
He's got a huge amount to do.

648
00:28:52.019 --> 00:28:56.460
Here, Peter Halliday is just at the end of, what, episode 3 in the

649
00:28:56.460 --> 00:28:57.480
beginning of episode four?

650
00:28:57.539 --> 00:28:58.200
Yes.

651
00:28:58.200 --> 00:28:59.880
And he's really terrific.

652
00:28:59.940 --> 00:29:01.079
He's just terribly good.

653
00:29:01.140 --> 00:29:03.779
He doesn't steal a scene away from Tom, but he's really

654
00:29:03.779 --> 00:29:05.400
tremendously charming.

655
00:29:05.460 --> 00:29:08.880
And like something changes.

656
00:29:08.940 --> 00:29:12.900
That cliffhanger isn't the doctor so much in peril as, oh my god

657
00:29:12.900 --> 00:29:15.660
something very different is going on from what we think.

658
00:29:15.720 --> 00:29:18.660
It's not just an alien trying to steal the Mona Lisa.

659
00:29:18.779 --> 00:29:21.180
Something much, much more complex is going on.

660
00:29:21.240 --> 00:29:22.740
It's a really good moment.

661
00:29:22.859 --> 00:29:26.640
Yeah, and I love how 45 years later.

662
00:29:26.700 --> 00:29:29.940
We still haven't met Leonardo da Vinci on screen.

663
00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:31.259
You know, he's never should.

664
00:29:31.319 --> 00:29:33.420
He's mentioned in Mask of Man Dragara.

665
00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:36.240
We think we're going to meet him here and we don't.

666
00:29:36.299 --> 00:29:38.759
I'm pretty sure it's been mentioned in the new series.

667
00:29:38.819 --> 00:29:42.359
But it's such a Doctor Who and Douglas Adams thing to do, and it

668
00:29:42.359 --> 00:29:44.220
kind of comes back to what you were saying, Richard.

669
00:29:44.279 --> 00:29:46.259
You know, people might have been sitting there going, oh, we're

670
00:29:46.259 --> 00:29:47.460
going to meet Leonardo da Vinci.

671
00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:51.059
No, instead we're going to have a very, very funny and, but at the

672
00:29:51.059 --> 00:29:54.960
same time, very tense and scary bit with just 3 actors sitting in

673
00:29:54.960 --> 00:29:55.200
a room.

674
00:29:55.440 --> 00:30:00.839
This series is, I think, what Graham Williams always wanted to do

675
00:30:00.839 --> 00:30:02.099
and it just took him a while to get there.

676
00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:07.500
He's trying to make Doctor Who a big sci-fi blockbuster with great

677
00:30:07.500 --> 00:30:09.720
special effects in his 1st year and realised he couldn't do that.

678
00:30:09.779 --> 00:30:11.940
And then he tried to do a story arc and that sort of collapsed in

679
00:30:11.940 --> 00:30:12.779
all itself at the end.

680
00:30:12.839 --> 00:30:16.980
So he's doing a series of self-contained adventures, but linked by

681
00:30:16.980 --> 00:30:17.940
a common theme.

682
00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:21.420
And I think, you know, recognising that his strengths are going to

683
00:30:21.420 --> 00:30:25.500
lie in the quality of the writing and, you know, just getting

684
00:30:25.500 --> 00:30:29.460
compelling, if not good actors, you know, to say the lines.

685
00:30:29.519 --> 00:30:32.460
And if you can manage to make the sense beautiful, which

686
00:30:32.460 --> 00:30:35.940
unfortunately in season 17, you almost never can.

687
00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:37.380
Just so much the better.

688
00:30:37.440 --> 00:30:41.039
But yeah, I think, you know, this is where that whole approach

689
00:30:41.039 --> 00:30:42.779
just pays off in spades.

690
00:30:42.900 --> 00:30:47.339
Now, hopefully he's not going to try and take off on warp drive

691
00:30:47.339 --> 00:30:50.940
but here's a little obelisk we got hovering over our heads.

692
00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:53.759
It's a it's a double-inverted optimism, yeah.

693
00:30:53.819 --> 00:30:55.440
So it's just an octahedon.

694
00:30:55.440 --> 00:30:56.279
Yeah, yeah.

695
00:30:56.339 --> 00:30:57.720
I was never any good at geometry.

696
00:30:57.779 --> 00:31:01.440
She is, though, because she gets the 2.73 by 6 metres.

697
00:31:01.500 --> 00:31:03.839
That is such a funny line, though, what Scarlia.

698
00:31:03.900 --> 00:31:05.579
You know where that's from, don't you?

699
00:31:05.640 --> 00:31:10.500
The 1905 Arthur Conan Doyle, um, Shock Holmes story.

700
00:31:10.559 --> 00:31:12.900
I keep from wanting to say Northhanger Abbey.

701
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:14.099
Do you remember the name of the story?

702
00:31:14.220 --> 00:31:17.819
Anyway, Holmes works it out by there's something.

703
00:31:17.880 --> 00:31:21.779
It's very Po, really, but the false room by noticing the inside

704
00:31:21.779 --> 00:31:22.319
dimensions.

705
00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:23.640
Oh, yeah.

706
00:31:23.700 --> 00:31:26.519
And she's walking up and down with the thing, saying the, like

707
00:31:26.519 --> 00:31:28.440
measuring the thing in metres and stuff.

708
00:31:28.500 --> 00:31:31.859
I actually really love how she's off investigating things while

709
00:31:31.859 --> 00:31:34.440
the doctor is, you know, being a dick.

710
00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:37.019
She's carrying explosives.

711
00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:38.160
You want to see what Ramana is to it?

712
00:31:38.220 --> 00:31:38.880
Looks terribly interesting.

713
00:31:38.940 --> 00:31:41.039
You know, she's quick to blow the brick ball. now.

714
00:31:41.099 --> 00:31:42.119
Yeah, yeah.

715
00:31:42.180 --> 00:31:46.799
Since that's why she's dressed as a centrinian student in this.

716
00:31:46.859 --> 00:31:48.720
Because she's a naughty girl.

717
00:31:48.779 --> 00:31:49.740
She's a bakoonist.

718
00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:51.359
She just wants to blow up the establishment.

719
00:31:51.420 --> 00:31:54.480
I do love how she sort of said in later interviews.

720
00:31:54.539 --> 00:31:57.119
You know, people wrote in and said, oh, you're dressing as a

721
00:31:57.119 --> 00:31:57.599
schoolgirl.

722
00:31:57.660 --> 00:32:00.420
I never thought of that and I don't see why anyone should think of

723
00:32:00.420 --> 00:32:01.500
schoolgirls in that way.

724
00:32:01.559 --> 00:32:02.700
Thank you, gentlemen.

725
00:32:02.759 --> 00:32:04.079
She just cuts that down.

726
00:32:04.140 --> 00:32:06.059
You know why she's not right to.

727
00:32:06.119 --> 00:32:09.900
At the time, she did it because they wanted her, they had, you

728
00:32:09.900 --> 00:32:10.380
know the story?

729
00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:14.220
The costume that they had been designed for her was a silver

730
00:32:14.220 --> 00:32:15.839
lyrics one piece catsuit.

731
00:32:15.900 --> 00:32:17.400
Haven't we been here before, perhaps?

732
00:32:17.460 --> 00:32:19.380
Yeah, it's mind robbery again.

733
00:32:19.440 --> 00:32:21.299
Well, they were still designing for Mary, weren't they?

734
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:22.740
Well, they were designing for Zoe.

735
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:24.119
It's not going to wear it.

736
00:32:24.180 --> 00:32:27.240
They were designing for Wendy Padbury in 1968.

737
00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:31.440
But anyway, that was the concept and Lana said, no, I hated

738
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:31.799
school.

739
00:32:31.859 --> 00:32:33.059
Bren has already pointed it out.

740
00:32:33.119 --> 00:32:36.299
Let's make what we dislike, we own.

741
00:32:36.359 --> 00:32:38.519
Let's turn it around and love it.

742
00:32:38.579 --> 00:32:40.200
The feminist movement had already brought this in.

743
00:32:40.259 --> 00:32:44.039
What most oppresses you, possess it, and make it your own.

744
00:32:44.160 --> 00:32:48.000
So is her outfit in leisure heights about how much she hated her

745
00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:48.720
time in the Navy?

746
00:32:48.779 --> 00:32:50.160
Absolutely.

747
00:32:50.220 --> 00:32:54.119
Or as a Pinocchio doll or whatever it was that she was forced to

748
00:32:54.119 --> 00:32:54.359
be.

749
00:32:54.420 --> 00:32:55.740
It's a perfect costume.

750
00:32:55.799 --> 00:32:57.180
We'll see you coming out.

751
00:32:57.240 --> 00:32:57.900
It's perfect.

752
00:32:57.960 --> 00:32:59.039
Yeah, nice.

753
00:32:59.039 --> 00:33:00.359
And she really wears it.

754
00:33:00.420 --> 00:33:03.359
Well, and there's some really clever moments where you can see the

755
00:33:03.359 --> 00:33:05.519
3 of them working together where she's being a horribly clever

756
00:33:05.519 --> 00:33:07.619
school girl and doing precocious things and, oh, look, there's

757
00:33:07.619 --> 00:33:11.099
just opened the Chinese puzzle box because she told me not to.

758
00:33:11.220 --> 00:33:12.599
Yeah.

759
00:33:12.660 --> 00:33:13.920
Lots of things through this.

760
00:33:13.980 --> 00:33:15.059
She's in Paris.

761
00:33:15.119 --> 00:33:15.839
It's Madeline.

762
00:33:15.900 --> 00:33:16.559
Yeah.

763
00:33:16.559 --> 00:33:20.279
Just draw me like one of your French girls.

764
00:33:20.519 --> 00:33:22.140
She says.

765
00:33:22.200 --> 00:33:25.319
Anyway, sorry to keep you waiting, Tom, but we were talking about

766
00:33:25.319 --> 00:33:25.859
Lala.

767
00:33:27.119 --> 00:33:31.019
So here we are at the City of Death, the much lauded city of

768
00:33:31.019 --> 00:33:31.319
death.

769
00:33:31.380 --> 00:33:36.059
Or, as David Fisher likes to call it, 35% of the gamble with

770
00:33:36.059 --> 00:33:36.299
time.

771
00:33:36.359 --> 00:33:40.019
Look, there's no denying that this is a great script, great

772
00:33:40.019 --> 00:33:42.180
performances, there's certainly a panache to it.

773
00:33:42.240 --> 00:33:46.319
Scareth dies at the end, but does that automatically kill all of

774
00:33:46.319 --> 00:33:47.579
his other versions through time?

775
00:33:47.640 --> 00:33:49.680
Are they still working to the same end?

776
00:33:49.799 --> 00:33:52.200
And how many times can Scarothon be knocked out?

777
00:33:52.259 --> 00:33:55.019
I guess you'll want my head on a platter for actually suggesting

778
00:33:55.019 --> 00:33:57.480
that this may not be the most perfect story of all time?

779
00:33:57.539 --> 00:34:01.380
I guess I should jump into this giant hole that just opened up in

780
00:34:01.380 --> 00:34:02.039
the ground next to me.

781
00:34:02.099 --> 00:34:05.279
We call it the...

782
00:34:05.579 --> 00:34:09.360
They seem to be a gestalt of one entity though, don't they?

783
00:34:09.420 --> 00:34:12.000
There is an explanation, I can't remember what it is in the

784
00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:12.599
novelisation.

785
00:34:12.719 --> 00:34:15.480
So there's a recent novelisation by...

786
00:34:15.960 --> 00:34:16.559
The lovely Gareth?

787
00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:17.099
No.

788
00:34:17.159 --> 00:34:18.659
No, James Gotts.

789
00:34:18.719 --> 00:34:19.619
No, I tried it.

790
00:34:19.679 --> 00:34:20.039
Yeah, yeah.

791
00:34:20.099 --> 00:34:21.119
This is why I haven't bought it, yes.

792
00:34:21.179 --> 00:34:22.139
Yeah, it's really good.

793
00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:23.760
It is...

794
00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:26.219
No, no, it is really good.

795
00:34:26.280 --> 00:34:28.440
I was a little bit disappointed because I did like the Shada

796
00:34:28.440 --> 00:34:30.420
novelisation will talk more about that later.

797
00:34:31.260 --> 00:34:35.219
And I thought, oh, you know, I didn't know who James Goth was, to

798
00:34:35.219 --> 00:34:35.460
be honest.

799
00:34:35.519 --> 00:34:40.079
For listeners of a similar event, who aren't quite sure who James

800
00:34:40.079 --> 00:34:42.480
Goss is and his Doctor Who connections, what did you call me?

801
00:34:43.199 --> 00:34:46.860
Sillabent.

802
00:34:46.920 --> 00:34:47.880
There Yeah, there you go.

803
00:34:48.900 --> 00:34:52.380
James Goss produced Scream of the Shelter.

804
00:34:52.440 --> 00:34:53.280
He did too.

805
00:34:53.340 --> 00:34:57.480
He also produced the invasion animations for episodes one and

806
00:34:57.480 --> 00:34:57.840
four.

807
00:34:57.900 --> 00:35:01.380
He's done lots of Doctor King since then and novels and books and

808
00:35:01.380 --> 00:35:02.340
comics and what have you.

809
00:35:02.400 --> 00:35:07.019
And presently he is, I believe, one of the producers on Big

810
00:35:07.019 --> 00:35:09.840
Finish's Dark Shadows Range, which has won several awards.

811
00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:13.320
So, you know, he's got he does have his chops, but you're right in

812
00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:16.500
that a lot of people, fans of the older series, may not know who

813
00:35:16.500 --> 00:35:16.920
he is.

814
00:35:16.980 --> 00:35:19.380
And there was this incredibly passionate fan.

815
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:23.280
You know, there was this association between season 17 and Gareth

816
00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:26.280
Roberts because of things like the romance of crime and the well

817
00:35:25.679 --> 00:35:28.679
mannered war and those various missing adventures he set during

818
00:35:28.679 --> 00:35:29.219
that period.

819
00:35:29.280 --> 00:35:34.019
He's got an essay called Tom II, I think, in license denied, which

820
00:35:34.019 --> 00:35:36.900
is this sort of very full-throated defence of the Williams era.

821
00:35:37.019 --> 00:35:38.340
Thank you for bringing that up.

822
00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:41.760
There's a great essay in that one, which came out years ago, dear

823
00:35:41.760 --> 00:35:44.340
listener, um, of just a collection of essays that Paul Cornell

824
00:35:44.340 --> 00:35:48.360
cobbled together, of how good, when there was the revival of

825
00:35:48.360 --> 00:35:51.719
Infandom of Love for the William series, and it was, there's an

826
00:35:51.719 --> 00:35:54.179
essay in it why we should love the Naim one.

827
00:35:54.239 --> 00:35:54.780
Do remember that?

828
00:35:54.840 --> 00:35:55.739
No, I say.

829
00:35:55.800 --> 00:35:57.480
Anyway, we'll get to that further down.

830
00:35:57.599 --> 00:36:01.619
Yeah, so I had just wanted him to do it.

831
00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:06.360
James Goss's novelisation is really terribly, terribly good

832
00:36:06.360 --> 00:36:06.719
though.

833
00:36:06.960 --> 00:36:08.940
Is it add new things?

834
00:36:09.000 --> 00:36:10.019
Yes, yeah.

835
00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:12.480
So it is a very, very faithful novelisation.

836
00:36:12.539 --> 00:36:16.500
It doesn't always use the versions of the script or the line

837
00:36:16.500 --> 00:36:19.619
readings that made their way into the transmitted version.

838
00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:23.280
Sometimes he'll pick a different reading, which I think is

839
00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:23.699
interesting.

840
00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:27.960
You know, it adds something I can, if I want to relive a scene, any

841
00:36:27.960 --> 00:36:30.780
scene at all in City of Death, I can just close my eyes for a few

842
00:36:30.780 --> 00:36:32.820
minutes and, you know, I've got to memorise.

843
00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:34.440
That adds something new.

844
00:36:34.559 --> 00:36:40.860
He adds stuff about what it's like for Scaroff to experience his

845
00:36:40.860 --> 00:36:43.019
life now that he's been splitting time.

846
00:36:43.079 --> 00:36:46.380
And in fact, the cliffhanger to episode one, he has to give a

847
00:36:46.380 --> 00:36:48.059
reason for it because it's a novel.

848
00:36:48.119 --> 00:36:50.460
He can't just have the character go down and tear his face off.

849
00:36:50.460 --> 00:36:52.980
Yes. 24 minutes into the episode.

850
00:36:53.039 --> 00:36:55.860
It's about time something scary happened.

851
00:36:55.920 --> 00:37:01.800
So he has, he has Scarlet only not fully aware that he's an

852
00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:02.400
alien.

853
00:37:02.460 --> 00:37:06.059
And so his face is itching and it's almost like he's as surprised

854
00:37:06.059 --> 00:37:09.000
as we are to see the sort of green thing underneath.

855
00:37:09.059 --> 00:37:10.980
And so all that's really good.

856
00:37:11.159 --> 00:37:17.340
And he adds a hilarious extra depth to the John Clayson Eleanor

857
00:37:17.340 --> 00:37:20.820
Bronx characters who don't just appear in a cameo.

858
00:37:20.880 --> 00:37:22.920
It's terrific.

859
00:37:22.980 --> 00:37:23.820
It really is great.

860
00:37:23.880 --> 00:37:25.739
My thought.

861
00:37:25.739 --> 00:37:27.719
Because, yeah, I never really thought about what happened to his

862
00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:32.280
part, Splinters, until, until this moment, and I think it's the

863
00:37:32.280 --> 00:37:34.980
it's the argument we get in the new series. in that they've

864
00:37:34.980 --> 00:37:38.639
already lived and died. to lead up to this moment.

865
00:37:38.699 --> 00:37:43.500
You know, they're not reacting to anything that happens any

866
00:37:43.500 --> 00:37:48.059
differently because as the doctor says, it always happened, it

867
00:37:48.059 --> 00:37:50.820
always has to happen, you know, you can't do it, you can't change

868
00:37:50.820 --> 00:37:51.059
it.

869
00:37:51.119 --> 00:37:53.699
Now, obviously, he can change it, otherwise the doctor wouldn't

870
00:37:53.699 --> 00:37:54.179
try to stop him.

871
00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:57.480
But the doctor has always stopped him, and those past incarnations

872
00:37:57.480 --> 00:37:59.639
have always worked towards essentially nothing.

873
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:02.820
You don't actually have to be quite as tummy whiny as that, though

874
00:38:02.820 --> 00:38:03.119
do you?

875
00:38:03.179 --> 00:38:06.480
I mean, the only one of the incarnations, the one in 1979.

876
00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:10.920
He's the only one with technology available to him to create the

877
00:38:10.920 --> 00:38:13.500
time machine, and that's what he says, you know, to have this

878
00:38:13.500 --> 00:38:17.579
limited level of technology available to me now in 1979.

879
00:38:17.820 --> 00:38:20.460
You know, all my other selves have worked. and stuff.

880
00:38:20.519 --> 00:38:24.719
So once he's gone, there's no one far enough in the future to have

881
00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:26.460
access to time travel technology.

882
00:38:26.519 --> 00:38:28.739
Yeah, so they can't do anything.

883
00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:30.360
Maybe they don't know what's happened.

884
00:38:30.420 --> 00:38:32.099
He's just disappeared?

885
00:38:32.579 --> 00:38:34.019
They can't communicate with the splinters?

886
00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:36.360
Yeah, yeah, he's the most future.

887
00:38:36.360 --> 00:38:39.780
Yeah, he's the futurist one, which is why he's the one who has the

888
00:38:39.780 --> 00:38:40.739
technology.

889
00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:43.559
Although you do get the one in the Norman helmet, which is made

890
00:38:43.559 --> 00:38:44.400
out of tinfoil.

891
00:38:44.460 --> 00:38:47.400
And as a kid, I always thought he was in the future because he was

892
00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:48.599
covered in pinfoil.

893
00:38:48.719 --> 00:38:50.460
And that's the thing, as a child.

894
00:38:50.519 --> 00:38:54.360
I'm like, why is the one in 1979 doing all the technical stuff?

895
00:38:54.420 --> 00:38:55.739
This guy's wearing tinfoil.

896
00:38:55.800 --> 00:38:56.579
He must be from the future.

897
00:38:56.639 --> 00:38:58.320
Didn't you think that wasn't like that?

898
00:38:58.380 --> 00:38:59.639
Exactly.

899
00:38:59.699 --> 00:39:02.159
Didn't you think that if he's got a holographic projector that's

900
00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:02.940
as clever as that?

901
00:39:03.000 --> 00:39:04.380
He'd be the richest man on earth.

902
00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:06.300
Steve Jobs didn't have that inset.

903
00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:07.139
Yeah, that's true.

904
00:39:07.139 --> 00:39:08.519
Why doesn't he need the paintings?

905
00:39:08.579 --> 00:39:13.199
He's a narrow focussed to continue the projector metaphor, narrow

906
00:39:13.199 --> 00:39:14.460
focussed, naughty person.

907
00:39:14.519 --> 00:39:15.239
Isn't he?

908
00:39:15.300 --> 00:39:19.019
Like all greedy collectors that can only see through the camera

909
00:39:19.019 --> 00:39:21.360
obscure of their own little prim prick of line.

910
00:39:21.420 --> 00:39:25.260
See, now I'm just envisioning comic book guys, the collector in

911
00:39:25.260 --> 00:39:28.679
that Simpsons Halloween episode, where he kidnaps Lucy Lawless, so

912
00:39:28.679 --> 00:39:31.980
he can put her between Doctor Who and Yasmin Bleef.

913
00:39:32.460 --> 00:39:34.920
I don't know who any of those are.

914
00:39:34.980 --> 00:39:35.880
I have no idea either.

915
00:39:35.940 --> 00:39:37.380
I'm not a young person.

916
00:39:51.119 --> 00:39:55.860
Well, do, listener, as we run away hand in hand from the Eiffel

917
00:39:55.860 --> 00:39:56.340
Tower.

918
00:39:56.579 --> 00:39:57.000
I'm flying.

919
00:39:57.059 --> 00:39:57.420
What about you?

920
00:39:57.539 --> 00:39:59.820
Don't be ostentatious.

921
00:39:59.940 --> 00:40:02.460
We'll see you next week on the planet.

922
00:40:02.579 --> 00:40:04.860
Chloris, I hope you've eaten your greens.

923
00:40:04.980 --> 00:40:09.119
Don't forget, before then, you can find us at bondfinger.com, where

924
00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:12.840
we have commentaries for 1st 5 Connery Bond films.

925
00:40:12.900 --> 00:40:17.039
You can also find that as Bondfinger on Facebook and iTunes and

926
00:40:17.039 --> 00:40:18.300
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927
00:40:18.360 --> 00:40:23.760
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928
00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:27.659
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929
00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:31.139
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930
00:40:31.139 --> 00:40:31.559
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931
00:40:31.619 --> 00:40:32.760
So please do so.

932
00:40:32.820 --> 00:40:33.480
Thank you very much.

933
00:40:33.719 --> 00:40:38.519
Until next time, I'm just going to go watch City of Death again

934
00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:41.760
because apparently as a child, I would watch it 3 times a week, and

935
00:40:41.760 --> 00:40:43.559
that VHS is still holding up.

936
00:40:43.619 --> 00:40:44.460
Did you?

937
00:40:44.460 --> 00:40:45.179
I did.

938
00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:47.880
According to one of my, according to my cousin who babysit me, I

939
00:40:47.880 --> 00:40:49.619
drove her insane.

940
00:40:49.739 --> 00:40:53.219
Until next week, thank you very much for listening and good

941
00:40:53.219 --> 00:40:53.460
night.

942
00:40:53.519 --> 00:40:54.179
Good night.

943
00:40:54.239 --> 00:40:54.719
Good night.

944
00:40:56.099 --> 00:41:00.119
That was Fight through Entirety with Nathan Bottomley, Brendan

945
00:41:00.119 --> 00:41:01.679
Jones and Richard Stone.

946
00:41:02.099 --> 00:41:07.139
This episode, croft with disappointment, was recorded on the 6th

947
00:41:07.139 --> 00:41:08.519
of December, 2015.

948
00:41:08.820 --> 00:41:12.119
The next episode will be released on January 31st.

949
00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:14.400
I had enough.

950
00:41:14.400 --> 00:41:16.139
Yep, that living in the beginning, yeah.

951
00:41:16.199 --> 00:41:17.039
Yep, this is it.

952
00:41:28.619 --> 00:41:30.900
Running through France.