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Hello, dear listener, and welcome to a very special episode of

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Flight Through Entirety.

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This is going to be a commentary track for Canine and Company, a

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Girls Best Friend, but if you haven't pressed play yet, don't

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worry, because neither have we.

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I'm Brendan.

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I'm Nathan.

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I'm Todd.

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I'm Richard.

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And if you haven't listened to our podcast, Bong Finger yet, shame

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on you, but also, the way we work is this.

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We are still on the DVD menu of K9 and Company, a girl's best

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friend, and I will be giving you a special code word in a moment

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and that's when you will know how to press play.

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And the reason I don't use the word play is because Nathan, Richard

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and O. James Selwood, um, now, um, O. James, uh, now O. James

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Applewood, I believe.

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He's refusing to use that name, so I'm going to use it until he

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does.

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Will often try to get me to prematurely start the DVD.

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So, um, the code word for this uh, episode of Flight through

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entirety.

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So get ready on your play buttons.

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The code word will be Hekate.

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So the next time I say that word, I would like you to press play

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on your DVDs.

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Or just listen to this in the car, really. much different.

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Yeah.

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Hekate.

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It's saying something Oh, that worked.

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And we've got Scooby Scooby-Doo. where are you We've got this

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wonderful theme written by Ian Levine and Fianca Trench.

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Look at Jesus' ponies.

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And in defence of the theme, they didn't intend for it to be this

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sort of pseudo disco-y.

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This was pretty much a demo track they put together for Peter

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Howell and said, look, Peter, with your resources, you can improve

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on this.

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And he said, no, that's great.

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They said, really?

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And he said, yes.

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And this is how we ended up with this, which was, I believe

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released as a 7 inch single.

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And there's another 7 inch.

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I thought they were trying to, um, Oh, good God, that running

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outfit.

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I thought I thought they were trying to do a murder she wrote

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style opening credits.

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I mean, this thing, poor old...

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Have another drink, Liz, you'll forget you were ever in it.

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Liz hated that car.

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She's playing 2nd fiddle to the dog.

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She's not in the title.

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It's not the Sarah Jane Adventures.

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It really is just fetishising Kano.

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All these close-ups of his ears and all of that sort of thing.

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It's giant embarrassment.

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Yeah, that's right.

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And friend of the podcast, Simon Hart, and his friends once did a

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title sequence called Scion Company, where he reenacts that

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because he did this whole series of photographs going up and down

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the country doing Psy camps it up with the stars, getting this

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photo taken back to back with various Doctor Who actors, including

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Richard Franklin, who asked, oh, can we do it front to front?

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Bless.

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And we had some very informative subtitle here of Hecety, Hecety

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Hecety, Hecety, Hecety, Hecety.

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You don't have to press play 6 times.

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Is anyone else longing for a sausage sandwich about now?

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So this, the strange thing about this.

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This is very kind of subhinchcliffe. you know, this is, this is

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you know, what Hinchcliffe has been trying has been doing.

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We even get the thing and I said weeks ago that we were not to

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have any more scenes where people are tied up and sacrificed. like

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a really listless swingers party in the Midlands.

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That's Juno Baker's place later.

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Who's this?

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Um, see, that's...

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Yeah, that's Colin Jevins's son.

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You can play the Tom Baker part for this one, talk about the

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actors.

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Who the hell was this?

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I've been saying that all the way through.

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It's very brown.

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The music.

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She'll never work again.

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Oh, what is Lavinia?

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It is Lavinia.

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She's going to smoke in this children's program.

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Yes.

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Can I just say that she was on the telephone then?

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I'm taking a list of, I'm counting how many times people pick up

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telephones and go in and out of doors.

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And if you are watching this, please play a drinking game when

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that happens.

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Well, I think we just started.

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Acorn Antiques.

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No, the camera's pointed at the actors.

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So this is this is Susan Engels.

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She's had a really hard day.

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And there's... and there's Dot Cotton.

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Or Joanna Lumley now.

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So this is...

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Dump them. ruined your figure.

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It is kind of a little bit like stones of blood, only not good in

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any way.

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It's camp without the jokes.

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Yeah, which is what we're here for.

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So this is a kid's program.

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This is the 1st scene of a kid's program where there are any

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characters and it's 2 old ladies talking about post offices.

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You know, it really is terribly boring.

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Oh, let's talk about his business.

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That's interesting And they're kind of just into-dumping all the

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other characters we're going to meet in the next hour.

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And the way the other way they introduce the characters apart from

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the info dump is by having the most listless and horrific party

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where they all get introduced to each other for no reason.

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Oh, this was written by Terence Dudley, who, um, wibbly wobbly

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timey.

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Wyming.

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This is his 1st piece of Doctor Who to go to air, but he had

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already finished the scripts for 4 to Doomsday and Black Orchid.

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I'm surprised to say that Terrence Dudley seems to write Doctor

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Who badly.

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Having never watched it.

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Nothing he writes in Doctor Who is like anything that has ever

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been on Doctor Who before or since.

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Can I just say in all of those stories, you have to be watching

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for people just walking down corridors, going in and out of doors

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like, he's obsessed with it.

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You know what?

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You were absolutely right, Todd.

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And seeing as you won't be with us for the rest of season 20, we

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will try to keep that count up before to Doomsday and Black

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Orchard.

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Did he do the awakening?

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No, no, he does do King's demons.

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Oh, okay.

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He does the King's Demons as well.

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So does this want to be Children of the Stones, Richard?

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I bloody wish.

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Well, currently, currently we're driving up to the opening of

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Penelope Keith.

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It's almost Murdersville too, isn't it, Brenton?

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What the hell is she wearing?

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Horrid outfit. door She's carpets of door.

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The beret is really something if she thought of wearing that in

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hand.

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It's called in Jevons, everyone.

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Yeah, I once had a dream with Colin German.

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Oh hello.

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Really?

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He was a butler.

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Did he do it?

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I was acting in a thing and said to him at one point, it's so nice

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to see you're still getting work, but he didn't break character

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and he just pretended to still be the butler and to say, yes, sir

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that's very kind.

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Would you like to go through to dinner?

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He is spectacular in the original House of Cards.

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Yes he is really good.

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In fact, stop watching this and go and watch the original house of

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God.

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How the mighty have fallen?

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My mother had a lovely throw that was exactly like that that what

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Sarah's wearing, but then the cat got pregnant all over it and we

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had to chuck it.

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Oh, I'd always wondered what had happened to it.

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Now I know.

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Sorry, so the cat got pregnant on?

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Yeah, well, sadly, we can't ask for his, but I think the evidence

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is right there.

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This is a fun game.

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We will be suggesting a variety of programs you could watch

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instead of canine and cover.

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This is a great drinking game.

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I've already had 3.

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Here we go.

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Oh, yes, it's a terrible outfit.

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And just a terrible set.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Like when it comes back, like when they actually do a problem, you

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know, for her.

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Sorry, I will stop it now, but don't you?

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Okay.

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You know, when it comes back, it's brightly coloured.

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It's got kids in it, there's action, there's a giant sort of green

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squid thing.

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It's really, really terrifically enjoyable here.

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It's a lot of people in front of brown walls going through doors

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and picking up phones.

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It's really not very interesting.

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When's Juno coming back to sleaze on to Sarah Jane?

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That's my favourite bit about it.

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Look at all those plates And we get a tease.

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We get a tease here because the viewer knows that canine's in this

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story.

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And so they think maybe he's in the box.

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So are we going to open the box?

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It's just full of fruit.

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Are we going to open the box, Sarah?

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Oh, fuck.

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No, we're not going to open the box.

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Phone.

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What are we up to with phone?

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Three, three.

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I really do love that she's wearing one of the old Naimon guards

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summer frogs.

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Those completed shoulders.

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Can I call that door?

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don't know. it's a door. door. door.

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This is Sean Chapman, who we were talking about earlier.

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It's actually quite, um, he had quite a long career in the decade

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after this.

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He's still with us.

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He did lots of films.

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Hellraiser.

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I can't decide whether he's good looking or not.

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He's kind of...

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It is one of those heads.

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Oh, another phone.

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Oh, it's the same one, really.

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Brendan, your namesake.

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Already.

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He was the adric all the time.

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No, he's really Andre, isn't he?

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There's a lot of fascinating conversations about 80s era computer

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technology.

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Speaking of which, I'll just wait till you open up the U-Bus, but

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this is the thing.

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This was being filmed, wasn't it?

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When Earth Shock was being filmed.

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So just as spoiler alert.

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Yeah, this was being recorded as Zerts.

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Oh, really?

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They were being filmed.

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Oh really?

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Because that shop was filmed earlier enough, according to the old

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BBC show notes.

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We'll check that.

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No, I looked it up.

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Both of these young actors initially, I think, are okay.

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But they oh, there's a scene where they're just awful.

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Brendan Honking.

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Oh, they're kind of...

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There's some fights that's just appalling. anyway, I'm jumping

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ahead.

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Let's just revel in this for the moment.

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Had it gone to series, I think they would have ended up together.

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Okay, yeah.

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Well, the, the, um, let's talk about the propose series for a

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bit.

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So everyone's in prison, except for Juno Baker.

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It was going to be Sarah and K9 as the main characters, and

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Brendan and Aunt Lavinia would have alternated.

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Oh really?

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How many episodes?

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heard that too. 650 minute episodes.

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And this was originally scripted as 90 minutes.

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Oh, no.

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I bored already.

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Graham McDonald was right behind it, but then he was replaced by

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David Reid, who said there is not enough plot to support 90

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minutes. cut it.

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And so cut it down to 50.

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Do you know what's even better than that?

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Do you remember the teaser they originally filmed?

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I don't think it's on the DVD of episode 2 when they were going to

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go into the series, and it was to discover covens, just like it

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the length and breadth of Britain.

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Can you imagine?

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Well, the canine and company annual.

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Every single story.

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Every single story afterwards would be exactly the same as this

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one.

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Oh, please.

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I'm taking 3 additional O levels.

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Car door.

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I got in a car door.

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So it would have been really boring.

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And the fact that, look at that dog.

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And it's growling. so far upstaging every single.

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Oh, General Grugger.

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Don't kick that dog.

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You'll be very, you'll be very much disappointed.

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I will say, though, that Terrence Dudley's original pitch implies

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that he may have once seen the series on the TV in a bar

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somewhere.

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His original pitch is that much as we will discover shortly

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interminably so.

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Sarah is sent a canine.

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It's canine actually sent by an enthral of the master.

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Yes, that was the original pitch, wasn't it?

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But yeah, for some reason they decided, oh, no, no, we've already

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got him in a trilogy of stories.

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We're not going to feature, going to refer to the master here as

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well.

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Let's just have canine hunting witches.

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They've got they could have had Daleks, you know, they have all of

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these monsters in stock.

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They could have had Sarah meets the Nimon.

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Sarah meets a bandrels.

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Zygon, but...

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This would be lovely.

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But let's not forget that this was very premiere in children's TV

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and public consciousness far more that was going on.

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Not just the Wickerman.

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That amazing TV thing we saw in the early 70s, Robin Redbreast

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which was about exactly this story, really, but actually scary.

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Children of the Stones, if you like.

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Uh, Sky, which was, um, was that Robert Banks Stewart as well, that

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show about the alien child and the stone circles and the whole of

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nature, uh, comporting to defend against him and they, and they

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actually built the, the earth created a master avatar to defeat

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the alien child who just looked like David Bowie in a skin suit.

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That's chocky.

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Chocky again.

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Well, Wyndham wrote that in what, early 60s, but that's an early

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80s.

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So all of this is very premier in...

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Phone, phone.

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Thank you, Todd, Chinchin.

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So I think the premise.

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Oh, just let's just take it.

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The smooth is Vivian Fame.

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She's dressed up for this phone call as well.

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I think she thinks she's in.

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Do you know what I mean?

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She's wearing purple.

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Oh, dear, come over for a drink later.

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We're not too exhausted.

333
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I think the problem with this one is it really dumbs it down.

334
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I don't think it was necessarily Dudley's script.

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I loved King's Demons.

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My friend Tony Starr directed that.

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We'll have to get him in.

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He's not in Australia anymore.

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Just clunk. was a name that just dropped it.

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No, we call him Tony. how this could have sustained itself as a

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series.

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Like, you know, everybody's just evil in the village.

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Every single person we meet except these 2 who we're supposed to

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think are evil because they're so sleazy.

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Well, because Vivian Faye.

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Because he was just fiddling with Chris Hang about cottages, yes.

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But everyone else is evil.

348
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So everyone else is in prison.

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So they must go to other villages for different covens.

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But, I mean, they could have had aliens.

351
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They could have had Hecati turn up at the end.

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Spoiler alert.

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She's made up.

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You know, like she's not actually real.

355
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And so it is, and oh, Sarah's just went through a door.

356
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The only disappointing thing is that the show itself had made such

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strides visually and musically in the previous year.

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And this just looks like, um, you know, Seeds of Doom or, um

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Pyramids of Mars, you know.

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And the music is terrible.

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Peter Owls, you know, bunking off work early and just picking up

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one of Carrie Blyton's old scores.

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I think.

364
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Oh, here we go.

365
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It's a big reveal.

366
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It is a big reveal.

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Is impressive looking, isn't it?

368
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Oh, God.

369
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Is it?

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That looks like one of those things that you put in your car to

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reflect a sun.

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Even even Sarah's laughing.

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Even she's saying why am I doing this?

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That's right.

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This is what I'm the sidekick to now.

376
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It used to be Tom Baker.

377
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Now it's this prop.

378
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Well, that's the thing.

379
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When she signed the contract, it was called a girlfriend.

380
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And David Reid said, no.

381
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The whole reason we're doing this is people have had an outcry

382
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because we got rid of canine.

383
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We calling it after K 9.

384
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So that's the thing.

385
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She was told she was going to be the star and then this happens.

386
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Well, she doesn't actually do anything to resolve it either.

387
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Does she?

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I mean, K9 just comes in and shoots everyone in the end.

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She drives.

390
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You know, I know it's quite a good drive.

391
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I don't think anyone's in focus in that shot in that 3 shot just

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now.

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Stop.

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Honking, Brendan.

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Terrible.

396
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Yeah, yeah.

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People say that to me all the time. moment.

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This is a lovely moment.

399
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Well, he was doing some proper acting too.

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Look at the chills when she says that, you know?

401
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Yeah.

402
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Yeah, it's the best.

403
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I never mentioned him to anyone in the history of anything.

404
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It's the best moment of the whole episode and it just reminds me

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that...

406
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Yeah, yeah.

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She's not really old Sarah Marching.

408
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Yeah.

409
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That's the problem with this The fun's gone.

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Have another drink.

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Where's the dawn, Todd?

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Yeah, see, no one's in focus in this shot.

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It's really soft, the videotape, I think.

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I think they're shooting her through linoleum, which is hard.

415
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She wasn't that old.

416
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Oh, but yeah, this is a lovely moment that just reminds you that

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something much, much better is going to be premiering in just over

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a week and a half .

419
00:16:15.899 --> 00:16:16.799
Oh, what?

420
00:16:16.799 --> 00:16:19.080
Season 20, season 19.

421
00:16:19.259 --> 00:16:20.399
It's not much better.

422
00:16:20.460 --> 00:16:22.860
Yeah, but it's got the doctorate.

423
00:16:22.919 --> 00:16:23.759
Yeah that is true.

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00:16:23.820 --> 00:16:24.539
Wow.

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They're getting a lesson on computer.

426
00:16:28.799 --> 00:16:29.580
You are.

427
00:16:29.820 --> 00:16:33.480
Oh, no.

428
00:16:33.480 --> 00:16:35.100
Yeah, been made with nowhere near this.

429
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Nuclear battery.

430
00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:41.820
It is a nice idea that the doctors rebuilt this canine to be

431
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adaptable to current tech, I'm just having a bidmead moment here.

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Built it with 80s 10.

433
00:16:48.179 --> 00:16:48.480
Yeah.

434
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Yeah.

435
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Bubble, yes. bubble butt.

436
00:16:53.340 --> 00:16:55.919
He's just about to ram into Breton's bubble right now.

437
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Yeah, math is hard, Sarah.

438
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Yes, that's right.

439
00:17:01.679 --> 00:17:05.700
I think it's just that awful home perm that's completely...

440
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How to focus.

441
00:17:09.900 --> 00:17:10.740
Yeah, yeah.

442
00:17:10.799 --> 00:17:13.019
No, I think it's the soft videotape, I'm sure.

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People making this show must be very, very competent technically.

444
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I don't remember though.

445
00:17:18.480 --> 00:17:21.299
The broadcast version of this looking so grainy.

446
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This could actually just be a problem with transfer on the cheap

447
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scale.

448
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It didn't look, it did not look blurred on transmission.

449
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Oh, we just had a flare on some of the studio lights.

450
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Oh, yes.

451
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She's teasing us.

452
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Oh, no, we didn't see it. see it. go and put a postcard.

453
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Here we go.

454
00:17:43.680 --> 00:17:46.380
And the thing is, she just grabs her keys.

455
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But she changes her coat into something else is hideous.

456
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So the big fake out is, of course, that we think that Juno Baker

457
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is behind the heckety mask, but it's this terrifying woman, is

458
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it?

459
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I don't remember this woman.

460
00:18:00.480 --> 00:18:01.559
It's Patricia Rutledge.

461
00:18:01.619 --> 00:18:03.359
Yeah, she's only in like 2 scenes.

462
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It's like, so she was the villain all the time.

463
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But you know at the end when they reveal her, I never, I always

464
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think it's, I don't know who it is. can't even work it out.

465
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You know, you know who Bill Fraser is, because, you know, he's in

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a few scenes, but this woman's hardly in it.

467
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Oh, that's an awful outfit.

468
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Even for the early 80s.

469
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There's some lovely, almost sharderesque moments here, aren't

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there?

471
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I'm almost expecting Claire Keatley to pounce in in her gorgeous

472
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boots and chignon.

473
00:18:32.880 --> 00:18:33.660
Yeah, it needs that.

474
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It needs Douglas Adams, mind you, what doesn't?

475
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Yeah, there's there's no glamour.

476
00:18:37.980 --> 00:18:39.119
There's no glamour.

477
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Because, and, you know, the thing is, if it's set in the, if it's

478
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set in the country, you can have people wear tweeds and

479
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weatherproof stuff and all that's fine.

480
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Give Sarah some glamour.

481
00:18:48.119 --> 00:18:50.759
Actually, I've got to tell you for the time that was.

482
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Yeah, it was a difficult era.

483
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Oh, hello.

484
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Oh, dear.

485
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Spying on a young lad in a field, out of a glass house.

486
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I don't think anyone will argue with Rod's observation of constant

487
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homoeroticism in this story.

488
00:19:04.680 --> 00:19:05.640
Oh, that's sort of...

489
00:19:05.640 --> 00:19:07.200
Or a filipedo though, isn't it?

490
00:19:07.259 --> 00:19:09.660
I think it's more Kenneth Williams and Hugh Paddockism, isn't it?

491
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Colin Jevins.

492
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Paddock.

493
00:19:13.079 --> 00:19:16.079
Colin Jevons has obviously decided that Brendan's a doable barker

494
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I think, probably.

495
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Wouldn't surprise me if you'd audition for Andrew.

496
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So to speak.

497
00:19:23.279 --> 00:19:24.119
Yeah.

498
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That's the guy playing Brendan.

499
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You can tell she's evil because she has lotro figures on the

500
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shelves.

501
00:19:29.099 --> 00:19:30.660
That is quite evil, isn't it?

502
00:19:30.720 --> 00:19:35.099
And granny's ashes box is left open and pinned to the wall.

503
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She also doesn't put a little finger out.

504
00:19:37.559 --> 00:19:38.519
No, she doesn't.

505
00:19:38.579 --> 00:19:40.980
She's quite common, isn't she, really?

506
00:19:41.039 --> 00:19:44.759
Well, it is Patricia Rutledge in apotheosis, isn't she?

507
00:19:44.819 --> 00:19:45.240
She is.

508
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Hyacinth bucket.

509
00:19:46.799 --> 00:19:49.799
That's Gillian Martel.

510
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Glycerine career.

511
00:19:52.079 --> 00:19:53.640
What did she go on to do, Brendan?

512
00:19:53.700 --> 00:19:55.440
She played various grandmas, I think.

513
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Big name in local equity, various assistive.

514
00:19:58.500 --> 00:19:59.579
Yes.

515
00:19:59.640 --> 00:20:01.440
How scintillating is this?

516
00:20:01.500 --> 00:20:03.599
Two women sitting around having a cup of tea.

517
00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:09.960
It could be scintillating, but it's just like your aunt wrote

518
00:20:09.960 --> 00:20:13.319
about witchcraft and people didn't like her, but I like to don't

519
00:20:13.319 --> 00:20:14.099
don't suspect me.

520
00:20:14.160 --> 00:20:17.880
She go on to play one of the space rants in that Blake 7 episode.

521
00:20:17.940 --> 00:20:18.779
Yes, she did, yes.

522
00:20:18.839 --> 00:20:19.680
Yes, she did, yes.

523
00:20:19.740 --> 00:20:21.359
She was also one...

524
00:20:21.420 --> 00:20:23.099
Oh, door, thank you.

525
00:20:24.119 --> 00:20:27.119
I think she was, I think that was actually played by Patrick

526
00:20:27.119 --> 00:20:29.460
McNee's Uncle Evelyn, Brendan.

527
00:20:29.519 --> 00:20:33.299
That woman looks almost exactly like the woman who brought up

528
00:20:33.299 --> 00:20:36.720
Steed from the Avengers Patrick Knee and made him wear little

529
00:20:36.720 --> 00:20:41.279
skirts and later kilts and made her call her made him call her

530
00:20:41.279 --> 00:20:41.700
uncle.

531
00:20:41.940 --> 00:20:46.980
That was Patrick McNee's mother's lover, yes, for...

532
00:20:47.039 --> 00:20:48.720
That would have been one hell of a Doctor Who spinoff.

533
00:20:48.779 --> 00:20:50.339
I think that's pretty much what I was seeing right here.

534
00:20:50.400 --> 00:20:50.880
Look.

535
00:20:50.880 --> 00:20:53.940
Oh, now this is just the worst party ever.

536
00:20:54.059 --> 00:20:58.079
Actually, Brendan, this is a touch of Midas from the new Avengers

537
00:20:58.079 --> 00:20:58.740
isn't it?

538
00:20:58.799 --> 00:20:59.099
Yes.

539
00:20:59.579 --> 00:21:04.680
And I think that's a brown velvet tuxedo he's wearing.

540
00:21:05.099 --> 00:21:06.839
Look at that dude.

541
00:21:06.900 --> 00:21:08.519
Oh, hello.

542
00:21:09.359 --> 00:21:12.359
Oh, serious thing has removable sleeves.

543
00:21:12.420 --> 00:21:13.799
Now she really is a Time Lord.

544
00:21:13.980 --> 00:21:17.519
Have you have you sampled me finger drearies?

545
00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:20.940
Come over here and I'll talk about it quitting.

546
00:21:21.000 --> 00:21:23.519
It really is a BBC stuff.

547
00:21:23.579 --> 00:21:24.480
Can you get her breast?

548
00:21:24.539 --> 00:21:27.900
Yes, yes, she's really...

549
00:21:27.960 --> 00:21:30.059
But Sarah Jane's got quite a few little moth holes in that one.

550
00:21:30.119 --> 00:21:31.200
They're coquettish minx.

551
00:21:31.319 --> 00:21:35.099
So the sole purpose of this party is to introduce all of these

552
00:21:35.099 --> 00:21:37.380
characters so that they can be evil at the end.

553
00:21:37.500 --> 00:21:40.380
It is acorn empty.

554
00:21:40.980 --> 00:21:45.720
So this is the hotel inspector who passes out when he sees the

555
00:21:45.720 --> 00:21:47.640
rats in that faulty towers episode.

556
00:21:47.700 --> 00:21:48.539
Yes, yes, yes.

557
00:21:50.339 --> 00:21:54.599
I always thought the canine had 6 heuristic interfaces.

558
00:21:54.660 --> 00:21:55.079
Did you?

559
00:21:55.140 --> 00:21:56.640
Well, I don't care.

560
00:21:56.700 --> 00:21:59.880
This is what happened when Ian Levine only writes the theme, but

561
00:21:59.880 --> 00:22:01.259
isn't continuity advisor.

562
00:22:01.319 --> 00:22:02.819
Ah, yes, that's why it all fell down.

563
00:22:02.940 --> 00:22:03.420
Of course.

564
00:22:07.680 --> 00:22:09.420
No, that's fine.

565
00:22:09.480 --> 00:22:10.200
Anybody can do it now.

566
00:22:10.259 --> 00:22:11.400
The door?

567
00:22:11.460 --> 00:22:11.880
Yeah, okay.

568
00:22:11.940 --> 00:22:14.640
Well, the rest of us are drunk by now for playing that drinking

569
00:22:14.640 --> 00:22:15.000
game.

570
00:22:15.059 --> 00:22:19.559
Well, now we've got a lot of lovely shadow and, oh, yes, Brendan

571
00:22:19.559 --> 00:22:20.220
kneeling.

572
00:22:20.279 --> 00:22:22.019
Both the young boys are standing.

573
00:22:22.019 --> 00:22:24.180
A bit like Latin from Eurovision this year.

574
00:22:24.240 --> 00:22:26.519
They're almost attractive, but you can't quite tell when they're

575
00:22:26.519 --> 00:22:26.700
not.

576
00:22:26.759 --> 00:22:29.220
Brendan is almost entirely Nick and knows.

577
00:22:29.279 --> 00:22:32.400
It's just an enormous 6 foot 2 neck.

578
00:22:34.380 --> 00:22:36.539
No, it's not Sarah.

579
00:22:36.599 --> 00:22:40.019
One of the main prerequords. working with...

580
00:22:40.019 --> 00:22:40.619
Oh, hello.

581
00:22:40.680 --> 00:22:42.180
Oh, lucky.

582
00:22:42.299 --> 00:22:43.380
Oh, I know I didn't see you.

583
00:22:52.259 --> 00:22:54.779
Poor old Colin Jevans.

584
00:22:54.839 --> 00:22:59.099
I bet he thinks back on this shoot with a great deal of warmth and

585
00:22:59.099 --> 00:23:00.660
scent. still with us?

586
00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:02.700
I don't know, actually.

587
00:23:02.759 --> 00:23:04.440
I don't think he is I don't think he is.

588
00:23:04.500 --> 00:23:07.079
He was Max Quordle playing in the TV show too.

589
00:23:07.140 --> 00:23:09.059
He was in the winger then.

590
00:23:09.119 --> 00:23:10.799
I've never heard of it.

591
00:23:10.799 --> 00:23:13.319
The Winged Avenger. one of the really a really good Avengers

592
00:23:13.319 --> 00:23:13.680
episode.

593
00:23:13.740 --> 00:23:15.059
One of the best.

594
00:23:15.180 --> 00:23:17.640
K9's doing quite well on location here.

595
00:23:17.940 --> 00:23:19.380
Yes.

596
00:23:20.039 --> 00:23:23.279
Lots of duckboards, lots of duckboards.

597
00:23:23.339 --> 00:23:24.779
Actually, no, he is quite attractive.

598
00:23:24.839 --> 00:23:26.519
And duck face.

599
00:23:27.660 --> 00:23:31.440
Oh, you see, they're gonna kiss, surely.

600
00:23:31.500 --> 00:23:32.099
Look at that.

601
00:23:32.160 --> 00:23:33.059
Look at that.

602
00:23:33.119 --> 00:23:34.619
You can cut the tension with an knife.

603
00:23:35.039 --> 00:23:37.259
A button knife.

604
00:23:37.980 --> 00:23:40.019
Get way off me.

605
00:23:40.920 --> 00:23:42.599
Now, now.

606
00:23:42.599 --> 00:23:46.380
So he would have been a regular because he wasn't...

607
00:23:46.380 --> 00:23:46.799
Irregular.

608
00:23:46.859 --> 00:23:47.640
He looks pretty good.

609
00:23:47.700 --> 00:23:48.299
Would he have been in it?

610
00:23:48.359 --> 00:23:49.559
I don't know.

611
00:23:49.619 --> 00:23:51.059
Moss Peaks.

612
00:23:51.119 --> 00:23:53.339
Not planned to, but I suppose he could have been.

613
00:23:53.519 --> 00:23:55.680
Are they looking terrified?

614
00:23:55.740 --> 00:23:57.480
This is pathetic.

615
00:23:57.539 --> 00:23:59.400
You should shoot it.

616
00:23:59.460 --> 00:24:00.539
Shoot it, canine.

617
00:24:00.660 --> 00:24:04.980
It was terrible when they did it with the Daleks in 1964 and it's

618
00:24:04.980 --> 00:24:05.339
terrible now.

619
00:24:05.460 --> 00:24:06.900
No, when they did it with the mice.

620
00:24:06.960 --> 00:24:07.619
That's okay.

621
00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:09.599
We hear a crashing, but we don't actually see a break.

622
00:24:09.660 --> 00:24:11.039
They probably couldn't afford out of the budget.

623
00:24:11.099 --> 00:24:12.539
Yeah.

624
00:24:12.539 --> 00:24:13.200
What's that?

625
00:24:14.039 --> 00:24:15.180
Oh, that's pathetic.

626
00:24:15.240 --> 00:24:16.859
Oh, hello.

627
00:24:16.920 --> 00:24:18.599
He's hard enough.

628
00:24:18.599 --> 00:24:20.400
Subtickans are working quite nicely.

629
00:24:21.059 --> 00:24:24.000
You call it de Barusa, you know.

630
00:24:24.599 --> 00:24:27.779
Colin Jevons is still with us, ladies and gentlemen.

631
00:24:27.839 --> 00:24:28.259
Fantastic.

632
00:24:28.259 --> 00:24:29.700
But he did retire from acting.

633
00:24:29.700 --> 00:24:31.740
Shortly before this story.

634
00:24:31.799 --> 00:24:34.740
In 1990, he retired from acting.

635
00:24:34.799 --> 00:24:36.059
Oh, someone pick up the phone.

636
00:24:36.119 --> 00:24:37.559
They picked up the phone.

637
00:24:37.559 --> 00:24:37.920
That counts.

638
00:24:38.519 --> 00:24:41.160
I can't believe he's wearing a board.

639
00:24:41.160 --> 00:24:42.720
It's my agent. actually have a job.

640
00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:44.519
Bad news.

641
00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:46.319
We haven't been picked up for series.

642
00:24:52.380 --> 00:24:56.519
What, do you think she chose the colour of that sofa so that...

643
00:24:56.579 --> 00:24:57.900
Why's Kenny ever on the sofa?

644
00:24:57.960 --> 00:25:00.900
The 2 people on the sofa are having a conversation, but they're

645
00:25:00.900 --> 00:25:01.859
both talking at the same time.

646
00:25:02.700 --> 00:25:04.619
Much like this podcast?

647
00:25:04.680 --> 00:25:07.019
Yeah, maybe they're doing a commentary track on this episode.

648
00:25:07.079 --> 00:25:08.519
On the other guests.

649
00:25:08.579 --> 00:25:10.259
I do that when I go to a party.

650
00:25:10.319 --> 00:25:12.059
They're actually watching the mutants.

651
00:25:12.420 --> 00:25:15.119
Oh, they're lucky. quite jealous.

652
00:25:20.400 --> 00:25:23.279
That's probably the funniest line in the episode.

653
00:25:23.279 --> 00:25:25.200
Garden Goblin, not in my memory.

654
00:25:25.259 --> 00:25:26.160
I'm hoping not.

655
00:25:26.220 --> 00:25:27.779
Oh, old school time.

656
00:25:27.839 --> 00:25:29.220
Bidden through the restraints.

657
00:25:29.279 --> 00:25:30.420
Well, no.

658
00:25:33.480 --> 00:25:39.299
Hooray, Colin, because it's 1666 and we haven't and we're suddenly

659
00:25:39.299 --> 00:25:40.559
on the set of the visitations again.

660
00:25:40.619 --> 00:25:43.140
They've never seen what, they've never seen Star Wars.

661
00:25:43.140 --> 00:25:45.299
No, no, he hasn't.

662
00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:48.599
He should be wearing a smock, shouldn't he?

663
00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:50.880
Doctor Who did this?

664
00:25:50.940 --> 00:25:55.559
I think we've agreed pretty well in Fendal and Stones of Blood.

665
00:25:55.619 --> 00:25:56.339
Yeah, yeah.

666
00:25:56.339 --> 00:25:59.279
And, you know, whatever else you want to...

667
00:25:59.339 --> 00:26:00.779
Both Fendall and the Stones have blood.

668
00:26:00.839 --> 00:26:01.740
For demons, maybe?

669
00:26:01.799 --> 00:26:03.059
That did it pretty well.

670
00:26:03.119 --> 00:26:05.099
So what's happening happened?

671
00:26:05.220 --> 00:26:07.500
Sorry, guys, I'm not contributing much a conversation.

672
00:26:07.559 --> 00:26:08.880
I'm just obsessed with doors and phones.

673
00:26:08.940 --> 00:26:10.440
No, this is a new drinking guy.

674
00:26:10.500 --> 00:26:12.180
It was dark about 20.

675
00:26:12.420 --> 00:26:13.680
Oh, it looked a bit like a gypsy.

676
00:26:13.920 --> 00:26:17.819
Now that's a racial slur, children at home, so we're not using

677
00:26:17.819 --> 00:26:19.200
that language, okay?

678
00:26:19.740 --> 00:26:24.299
She is actually he's actually dressed as one of Padme's

679
00:26:24.299 --> 00:26:26.400
handmaidens from the Phantom Menace, isn't she?

680
00:26:26.819 --> 00:26:28.740
Kira Knightley.

681
00:26:28.799 --> 00:26:30.839
And Brendan's cosplaying is Matt Smith.

682
00:26:30.900 --> 00:26:31.980
Did you know that?

683
00:26:32.039 --> 00:26:33.240
That's actually Kieran Knightley.

684
00:26:33.299 --> 00:26:34.079
It is not.

685
00:26:34.140 --> 00:26:34.680
It is.

686
00:26:34.740 --> 00:26:35.099
Yeah.

687
00:26:35.160 --> 00:26:38.099
When she was young, she was a dead ringer for Natalie Plankman.

688
00:26:38.220 --> 00:26:41.099
This is turning out to be much more fun when we're talking about

689
00:26:41.099 --> 00:26:41.579
other things.

690
00:26:41.640 --> 00:26:43.500
I do love this little outfit Sarah's wearing.

691
00:26:43.559 --> 00:26:44.160
That sounds fabulous.

692
00:26:44.220 --> 00:26:47.039
But don't you feel she's the she was the louder all the time?

693
00:26:47.099 --> 00:26:49.380
It's a little bit 5 doctors, isn't it?

694
00:26:49.440 --> 00:26:50.160
It's a bit lower.

695
00:26:50.220 --> 00:26:52.140
Oh, it is a bit lower.

696
00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:53.160
We have men's clothes.

697
00:26:53.220 --> 00:26:54.359
It's not string cars.

698
00:26:54.420 --> 00:26:56.880
What a lot of our publicity shops are done in as well.

699
00:26:56.940 --> 00:27:00.779
It was actually decided very, very late in the day not to take it

700
00:27:00.779 --> 00:27:01.259
to a series.

701
00:27:01.319 --> 00:27:03.779
The following the following April.

702
00:27:03.839 --> 00:27:08.579
This was broadcast in December and it got 8.4 million, which Todd

703
00:27:08.579 --> 00:27:09.539
what's significant about that number?

704
00:27:09.599 --> 00:27:12.660
Well, it outrated everything from Tom's last season.

705
00:27:12.720 --> 00:27:13.380
Exactly.

706
00:27:13.440 --> 00:27:14.339
Golly gosh.

707
00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:15.240
Where did it place?

708
00:27:15.299 --> 00:27:16.440
I think I placed about 50 something.

709
00:27:16.500 --> 00:27:18.420
Yeah, so, you know, it was popular.

710
00:27:18.900 --> 00:27:22.740
It did good, but there was a blackout somewhere and so it got less

711
00:27:22.740 --> 00:27:24.299
than they expected or that's the line.

712
00:27:24.359 --> 00:27:28.680
Plus, it was meant to go out the week before Christmas and it

713
00:27:28.680 --> 00:27:30.599
actually went out the week after Christmas, which hurt it.

714
00:27:30.660 --> 00:27:33.960
Yeah, you can tell in the dialogue, actually, they say it's like

715
00:27:33.960 --> 00:27:34.799
December the 18th.

716
00:27:34.859 --> 00:27:35.759
Yeah, exactly.

717
00:27:35.819 --> 00:27:36.059
Exactly.

718
00:27:36.119 --> 00:27:38.819
You know, it was meant to be like up to the minute, kind of like

719
00:27:38.819 --> 00:27:39.599
ghost watch.

720
00:27:39.660 --> 00:27:40.559
But yeah.

721
00:27:40.680 --> 00:27:46.200
But I gather the main reason it didn't go to series was the series

722
00:27:46.200 --> 00:27:48.180
was pitched as and we're going to go around hunting all these

723
00:27:48.180 --> 00:27:48.660
covens.

724
00:27:48.660 --> 00:27:50.039
And David Reid said, what?

725
00:27:50.160 --> 00:27:51.299
so boring.

726
00:27:51.420 --> 00:27:52.079
Exactly.

727
00:27:52.140 --> 00:27:52.740
You know.

728
00:27:53.640 --> 00:27:56.759
Do you know that John Nathan Turner was really disappointed that

729
00:27:56.759 --> 00:27:58.140
it didn't go to series?

730
00:27:58.200 --> 00:28:02.579
And part of that then led to him fast forwarding the getting a

731
00:28:02.579 --> 00:28:06.420
robot into the show. i.e. Chameleon.

732
00:28:06.480 --> 00:28:06.960
Chameleon.

733
00:28:07.019 --> 00:28:07.259
Yeah.

734
00:28:07.619 --> 00:28:09.180
So bad.

735
00:28:09.240 --> 00:28:13.259
And by this time he was already coming up with the drafts of

736
00:28:13.259 --> 00:28:14.339
Chameleon's pitch.

737
00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:17.460
That's digital.

738
00:28:17.519 --> 00:28:18.299
Are you around for that?

739
00:28:18.359 --> 00:28:19.019
You are, right?

740
00:28:19.079 --> 00:28:20.160
Yeah, awful.

741
00:28:20.220 --> 00:28:22.140
And this is scintillating.

742
00:28:22.140 --> 00:28:23.819
Yes.

743
00:28:23.880 --> 00:28:26.759
I don't think there is a children's show that can't be improved by

744
00:28:26.759 --> 00:28:29.519
a long conversation about soil acidity.

745
00:28:29.579 --> 00:28:30.119
Yeah.

746
00:28:30.119 --> 00:28:33.180
Telly biogenesis.

747
00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:35.579
If it became significant later in the plot.

748
00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:37.859
Okay, but for goodness sake.

749
00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:40.920
No, they just, he's just trying to kind of big dog him. you know

750
00:28:40.920 --> 00:28:41.160
what I mean?

751
00:28:41.279 --> 00:28:45.299
I know more about soil acidity to the new do and signs, it doesn't

752
00:28:45.299 --> 00:28:45.779
solve everything.

753
00:28:45.839 --> 00:28:48.480
But he's going to be in prison at the end of the episode anyway.

754
00:28:48.539 --> 00:28:50.339
It not like it's going to be a long-running rivalry.

755
00:28:50.400 --> 00:28:51.480
No.

756
00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:55.559
Although, um, if we did, if we hadn't had this, we could have had

757
00:28:55.559 --> 00:28:59.220
2 more episodes of Black Orchid because this came out of season 19

758
00:28:58.559 --> 00:29:00.119
s episode allocation.

759
00:29:00.960 --> 00:29:02.579
That's right.

760
00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:04.859
Mate, the tournament was given the money for 28.

761
00:29:05.640 --> 00:29:07.559
Because of the success of season 18.

762
00:29:07.740 --> 00:29:11.039
So it was seen as a critical success, if not a ratings as well.

763
00:29:11.339 --> 00:29:13.140
I think that's fair.

764
00:29:13.799 --> 00:29:16.019
I think Sarah looks gorgeous.

765
00:29:16.079 --> 00:29:18.660
This is her, is this her best outfit in this?

766
00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:20.279
The best outfit so far.

767
00:29:20.339 --> 00:29:22.619
Oh, finally the police.

768
00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:27.119
So was Samantha Bond going to play General Grugger in this story

769
00:29:27.119 --> 00:29:27.660
originally?

770
00:29:27.779 --> 00:29:28.319
She was.

771
00:29:28.380 --> 00:29:30.539
Oh, Samantha Bond is fabulous.

772
00:29:30.599 --> 00:29:32.160
Oh, product placement.

773
00:29:32.220 --> 00:29:33.359
Naughty BBC.

774
00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:35.579
Mr. Queen, I believe.

775
00:29:35.579 --> 00:29:38.220
No, no, other polishing sprays are also available.

776
00:29:38.279 --> 00:29:40.079
There's one sitting at the table right now.

777
00:29:40.140 --> 00:29:42.180
Polishing his helmet.

778
00:29:43.019 --> 00:29:45.660
Did he play one of the slabs?

779
00:29:46.140 --> 00:29:48.180
With the slabs?

780
00:29:48.299 --> 00:29:50.279
From Smith and Joe. Yeah.

781
00:29:53.339 --> 00:29:54.180
That would be inside.

782
00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:57.299
Look at the neck acting going on there.

783
00:29:57.359 --> 00:30:01.140
Oh, he's doing a bit of jaw acting as well, Richard to be fair.

784
00:30:01.500 --> 00:30:05.160
Oh, I think some, oh, there's going to be a big makeup scene that

785
00:30:05.160 --> 00:30:06.240
we won't be able to watch later.

786
00:30:07.019 --> 00:30:09.839
Bring on the revenge. ever bowl.

787
00:30:09.900 --> 00:30:11.220
It will be.

788
00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:13.799
Oh, that is that is utterly pathetic.

789
00:30:13.859 --> 00:30:15.119
Oh I don't know.

790
00:30:15.180 --> 00:30:17.339
No, no one can cry in the 80s.

791
00:30:17.339 --> 00:30:17.759
No.

792
00:30:17.819 --> 00:30:19.980
Because life was so good under Margaret Thatcher.

793
00:30:20.039 --> 00:30:21.839
I just love the...

794
00:30:21.900 --> 00:30:23.339
I love the TV.

795
00:30:23.400 --> 00:30:25.380
I love the fact that we are cabling everybody.

796
00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:27.119
Oh wow.

797
00:30:27.539 --> 00:30:31.740
That could be right now in any hipster cafe in Newtown.

798
00:30:31.859 --> 00:30:33.359
Someone with a time rider.

799
00:30:33.420 --> 00:30:35.640
Have you seen them at Sydney Unich turning up with their

800
00:30:35.640 --> 00:30:37.680
typewriters and taking them out, yeah.

801
00:30:37.740 --> 00:30:41.039
You can get booked mechanical typewriters for your iPad now.

802
00:30:41.160 --> 00:30:42.960
That's just...

803
00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:45.720
That's just... door.

804
00:30:46.980 --> 00:30:49.440
If 1st you don't succeed.

805
00:30:50.400 --> 00:30:52.019
Try again.

806
00:30:52.079 --> 00:30:53.940
That's not how you ask someone out.

807
00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:55.619
Well, I don't know.

808
00:30:55.680 --> 00:30:57.720
It is the 1980s.

809
00:30:57.779 --> 00:31:00.660
It is according to the type of people who complain about Ray being

810
00:31:00.660 --> 00:31:01.920
a main character in Star Wars.

811
00:31:01.980 --> 00:31:05.579
She's been in that bloody library for 700 years, but of course

812
00:31:05.579 --> 00:31:07.079
that doesn't seem to count for much.

813
00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:10.319
I wanted it to be the I wanted it to be the Loch Ness monster one

814
00:31:10.319 --> 00:31:11.880
where she found a secret door.

815
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:14.339
Sorry.

816
00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:16.259
Oh great shot.

817
00:31:16.319 --> 00:31:17.160
Isn't that?

818
00:31:17.220 --> 00:31:18.779
Oh, I'm just getting spirited away now.

819
00:31:18.839 --> 00:31:20.759
The fire's gonna die down to...

820
00:31:20.819 --> 00:31:24.000
There shall be no fire. in a montage.

821
00:31:27.059 --> 00:31:29.640
That's inventive direction there.

822
00:31:29.700 --> 00:31:32.519
She passed out drunk again on the rug.

823
00:31:33.539 --> 00:31:35.700
Oh, tall.

824
00:31:35.700 --> 00:31:37.079
Just like that.

825
00:31:38.759 --> 00:31:41.279
But it's such a 1981 jumper.

826
00:31:41.339 --> 00:31:44.519
I think there's something wrong with the lens on the camera.

827
00:31:44.579 --> 00:31:45.839
No, fine.

828
00:31:45.900 --> 00:31:46.859
How are we up to?

829
00:31:46.920 --> 00:31:47.759
I will count it up at the end.

830
00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:51.240
You know, the crinoids pulled the lines out.

831
00:31:51.359 --> 00:31:51.839
That's why.

832
00:31:57.900 --> 00:31:58.980
Someone say something.

833
00:31:58.980 --> 00:32:01.019
Do you talk first?

834
00:32:01.079 --> 00:32:01.740
I talk coach.

835
00:32:01.859 --> 00:32:03.420
Oh, God, what another horrible coach.

836
00:32:03.480 --> 00:32:05.519
Oh, it's a lovely colour.

837
00:32:05.579 --> 00:32:07.500
Is it a short-sleeved duffle?

838
00:32:07.500 --> 00:32:08.220
Oh, goodness me.

839
00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:10.559
So Michael Bond.

840
00:32:10.619 --> 00:32:11.099
Does this count?

841
00:32:11.160 --> 00:32:11.700
Car door?

842
00:32:11.819 --> 00:32:14.400
Yeah, yeah, I think we counted a previous car door.

843
00:32:14.460 --> 00:32:17.039
Is this the mini metro she refers to?

844
00:32:17.940 --> 00:32:18.420
Yeah, I thought so.

845
00:32:18.539 --> 00:32:19.140
In what?

846
00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:23.819
In school reunion, when she says, I can't remember a K9, it's like

847
00:32:23.819 --> 00:32:24.900
getting parts for a mini metro.

848
00:32:25.319 --> 00:32:29.400
Does she have the car in school reunion that she eventually has

849
00:32:29.400 --> 00:32:31.079
for Sarah Jane Adventure?

850
00:32:31.500 --> 00:32:33.599
That was a miss and Figaro in.

851
00:32:33.660 --> 00:32:34.440
Oh, that's right.

852
00:32:34.500 --> 00:32:37.619
Yeah, that's a Nissan Figaro and Sarah Jane Adventure. wonderful

853
00:32:37.619 --> 00:32:37.980
isn't it?

854
00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:39.779
Gosh, that's such a good show.

855
00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:42.240
It really, really...

856
00:32:42.299 --> 00:32:43.319
Yeah, just yeah.

857
00:32:43.380 --> 00:32:46.200
And I think it needs to be watched back to back with this just to

858
00:32:46.200 --> 00:32:47.759
give Sarah a due.

859
00:32:47.819 --> 00:32:48.599
Yeah, yeah.

860
00:32:48.599 --> 00:32:49.920
Or indeed, Liz.

861
00:32:49.980 --> 00:32:53.880
No, honestly, when this finishes and not before, dear listener.

862
00:32:53.940 --> 00:32:57.839
You know, eject the DVD and more invasion of the Bane. because

863
00:32:57.839 --> 00:32:58.500
it's really good.

864
00:32:58.559 --> 00:32:59.759
Oh my god.

865
00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:00.900
Invasion of the pain.

866
00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:03.599
Yeah. 1982 production season connections.

867
00:33:03.660 --> 00:33:05.579
We have a character called Brendan Richards.

868
00:33:05.640 --> 00:33:09.299
And Kinder will feature an actor called Richard Todd.

869
00:33:09.359 --> 00:33:11.640
Where am I in all this?

870
00:33:11.700 --> 00:33:13.079
I'm just producing.

871
00:33:13.799 --> 00:33:17.519
That's actually one of the columns on the randomiser spreadsheet

872
00:33:17.519 --> 00:33:19.680
we use to pick stories is Richard slash Todd.

873
00:33:19.740 --> 00:33:22.799
That's when I 1st realised that.

874
00:33:22.859 --> 00:33:24.720
Yeah, that's a terrifying fiction right there.

875
00:33:24.779 --> 00:33:27.420
These policemen are very patronising.

876
00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:29.039
Well, she's a woman, Todd.

877
00:33:29.099 --> 00:33:29.940
Probably.

878
00:33:33.059 --> 00:33:36.960
Oh everyone knows everyone's business, don't they?

879
00:33:37.019 --> 00:33:37.859
Yeah.

880
00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:39.180
Yeah, it's the country.

881
00:33:39.839 --> 00:33:42.599
You know, it's a shame that...

882
00:33:42.599 --> 00:33:43.319
They ran off together.

883
00:33:44.700 --> 00:33:46.740
There's a Sarah moment.

884
00:33:46.799 --> 00:33:49.019
Look here. getting investigative.

885
00:33:49.079 --> 00:33:50.519
What is it?

886
00:33:50.579 --> 00:33:52.079
None of you were acting.

887
00:33:52.259 --> 00:33:54.720
I thought he was Andred for a second.

888
00:33:57.900 --> 00:33:59.640
And flower.

889
00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:00.420
Dorf.

890
00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:01.559
Door.

891
00:34:01.559 --> 00:34:02.519
It is.

892
00:34:02.579 --> 00:34:03.539
How to injure a child?

893
00:34:03.599 --> 00:34:05.640
Did you see the poster without trying?

894
00:34:05.700 --> 00:34:06.900
Useful advice?

895
00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:07.920
Without leaving a mark.

896
00:34:09.659 --> 00:34:13.199
Well, in those days, they had large telephone directories in

897
00:34:13.199 --> 00:34:15.119
police stations. you could, you know, roll them up.

898
00:34:15.179 --> 00:34:17.699
Oh, I tell a lie. in 2 scenes.

899
00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:18.960
No, here's Lily.

900
00:34:19.019 --> 00:34:20.820
Oh, yeah, she's been friendly.

901
00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:24.960
The bag is full of like, you know, dismembered goat parks.

902
00:34:25.019 --> 00:34:27.300
You can't see that from here.

903
00:34:27.420 --> 00:34:29.280
Yeah, goat foetus parts.

904
00:34:29.340 --> 00:34:33.659
I believe that was the name of the... this year in Eurovision.

905
00:34:33.659 --> 00:34:34.679
Dismembered goat parts.

906
00:34:34.739 --> 00:34:37.079
Oh, door, door.

907
00:34:37.079 --> 00:34:39.420
Is this over yet?

908
00:34:39.599 --> 00:34:42.900
Something's and they just wandered into somebody else's house.

909
00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:46.559
But then wasn't Sarah there a moment ago with K9?

910
00:34:46.679 --> 00:34:47.159
Is this the same place?

911
00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:50.099
This is George Tracy's house.

912
00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:51.420
Everyone's house looks the same.

913
00:34:51.480 --> 00:34:52.500
No, he is here.

914
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:53.219
We saw this.

915
00:34:53.280 --> 00:34:53.699
Yes.

916
00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:54.480
Oh, door.

917
00:34:54.539 --> 00:34:54.719
Sorry.

918
00:34:55.440 --> 00:34:57.059
Noted it down.

919
00:34:57.119 --> 00:35:01.019
Sorry, it's all just brown doors and gray walls and fireplaces.

920
00:35:01.079 --> 00:35:03.840
How many minutes of this have we gone?

921
00:35:04.559 --> 00:35:06.119
27.

922
00:35:06.420 --> 00:35:07.500
Oh, Lord.

923
00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:09.179
So we're not even halfway through.

924
00:35:09.239 --> 00:35:12.960
You know, it's very telling that as a special feature on the Sarah

925
00:35:12.960 --> 00:35:18.480
Jane Adventures, one of them includes the complete pyramid pyramid

926
00:35:18.480 --> 00:35:22.199
of, sorry, pyramids of Mars, whereas none of them include canine

927
00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:22.860
and company.

928
00:35:22.860 --> 00:35:25.559
Oh, surprise, surprise. 5 doctors.

929
00:35:25.619 --> 00:35:30.179
I love how they include that episode of Sarah Jane Adventures, that

930
00:35:30.179 --> 00:35:33.059
Katie Manning is in as a special feature on the Green Death.

931
00:35:33.119 --> 00:35:33.780
That's wonderful.

932
00:35:35.579 --> 00:35:38.099
This is, it's such a great show.

933
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:40.079
It's better than Torchwood.

934
00:35:40.139 --> 00:35:41.760
It's almost better than Doctor Who.

935
00:35:41.820 --> 00:35:43.260
It's about survival.

936
00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:43.739
You know what?

937
00:35:43.739 --> 00:35:47.400
Oh, no, I thought you were talking about...

938
00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:47.880
Sacrifice.

939
00:35:47.880 --> 00:35:49.440
It's 1890.

940
00:35:49.559 --> 00:35:50.519
Well, can we start now?

941
00:35:51.119 --> 00:35:55.320
No, I said there are to be no more human sacrifice scenes.

942
00:35:55.380 --> 00:35:56.880
We're having a moratorium on them.

943
00:36:01.079 --> 00:36:04.440
Oh, Colin is just acting.

944
00:36:04.500 --> 00:36:05.880
Great to know, the Caliak was coming back.

945
00:36:05.940 --> 00:36:09.300
He's very, very good with very, very terrible material.

946
00:36:09.360 --> 00:36:13.679
He looks like there's a conspiracy about the special stuff, doesn't

947
00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:13.800
it?

948
00:36:13.860 --> 00:36:16.199
You know, like Hillary Bray, is Hillary Briane?

949
00:36:16.260 --> 00:36:17.159
Hillary Brice.

950
00:36:17.219 --> 00:36:20.340
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary.

951
00:36:20.340 --> 00:36:22.800
Oh, dear.

952
00:36:23.820 --> 00:36:26.219
We are getting night shoots here.

953
00:36:26.280 --> 00:36:28.079
It's lavish.

954
00:36:28.139 --> 00:36:29.699
It's a lavish production, Todd.

955
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:33.360
Yeah, it's kind of weird because because it was 90 minutes, they

956
00:36:33.360 --> 00:36:36.239
were given 2 weeks of location filming that got cut in half when

957
00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:38.699
the episode got cut in half, but yeah, they still do a hell of a

958
00:36:38.699 --> 00:36:39.539
lot of night shooting.

959
00:36:39.599 --> 00:36:46.440
Oh, cool. directions not quite as polished as you might expect.

960
00:36:46.500 --> 00:36:47.699
No.

961
00:36:47.760 --> 00:36:48.900
Who's directing this?

962
00:36:48.960 --> 00:36:50.099
This is John Black.

963
00:36:50.219 --> 00:36:52.440
He does do Doctor Who at some point, doesn't he?

964
00:36:52.500 --> 00:36:53.219
He has a good drum.

965
00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:55.260
And Fort Doomstone.

966
00:36:55.320 --> 00:36:57.599
And popular with the crew and calf?

967
00:36:57.659 --> 00:36:58.139
Okay.

968
00:36:58.139 --> 00:36:58.679
No, he was.

969
00:36:58.739 --> 00:37:01.679
He was one of those very blokey, quiet, just get it done, chaps

970
00:37:01.679 --> 00:37:03.059
but got on with everyone.

971
00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:05.099
What's for a doomsday's direction like?

972
00:37:05.159 --> 00:37:05.579
Is it all right?

973
00:37:05.639 --> 00:37:07.019
The direction's rather nice.

974
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:08.699
I quite like that.

975
00:37:08.760 --> 00:37:12.840
I think it falls apart and I think there's terrible racism

976
00:37:12.840 --> 00:37:13.260
problems.

977
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:14.219
Yeah, yeah.

978
00:37:14.280 --> 00:37:16.980
But the 1st couple episodes, I'm actually quite intrigued by

979
00:37:16.980 --> 00:37:17.460
what's going on.

980
00:37:18.000 --> 00:37:22.260
It used to be my favourite Davidson before I became a was in

981
00:37:22.260 --> 00:37:25.559
fandom, and then when I got into fandom, found out everyone else

982
00:37:25.559 --> 00:37:26.280
was hating on it.

983
00:37:26.340 --> 00:37:27.780
That's right. why is it?

984
00:37:27.960 --> 00:37:29.340
I think it's better than a lot of other things.

985
00:37:29.400 --> 00:37:31.800
That's my personal opinion. despite the fact that it's rough

986
00:37:31.800 --> 00:37:32.579
around the ridges.

987
00:37:32.639 --> 00:37:33.179
Oh, my God.

988
00:37:33.239 --> 00:37:34.500
Somebody just had a seizure.

989
00:37:34.559 --> 00:37:35.519
What actually happens here?

990
00:37:35.639 --> 00:37:38.039
Because we've already established there is no magic or alien

991
00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:43.380
influence in this story. take his blood pressure medication for a

992
00:37:43.380 --> 00:37:44.940
couple of weeks and there you go.

993
00:37:45.000 --> 00:37:47.039
I don't have a heart attack.

994
00:37:47.099 --> 00:37:47.820
I've got written here.

995
00:37:47.880 --> 00:37:51.000
It looked it was quite young. thought it was a bit magical.

996
00:37:51.059 --> 00:37:52.920
Yeah, I think something was...

997
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:57.420
We couldn't see offscreen. meant to be magical, but he's not dead

998
00:37:57.420 --> 00:37:58.619
yet, but I think he dies in hospital.

999
00:37:58.679 --> 00:37:59.519
Was he dead?

1000
00:37:59.579 --> 00:38:00.119
don't know.

1001
00:38:00.179 --> 00:38:02.280
It's a metaphor, isn't it?

1002
00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:02.940
It's quite dead.

1003
00:38:03.000 --> 00:38:05.639
Oh, that's what a goat attacked him.

1004
00:38:05.699 --> 00:38:07.500
Obviously. was attacked by a goat.

1005
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:09.960
Sarah's thinking, 0 god, not another guy.

1006
00:38:10.019 --> 00:38:13.860
There is a rather insane video game where you can play a goat and

1007
00:38:13.860 --> 00:38:14.519
attack people.

1008
00:38:14.579 --> 00:38:15.840
It's called goat simulator.

1009
00:38:15.900 --> 00:38:20.099
Other farm animal simulators are also available.

1010
00:38:20.219 --> 00:38:21.179
Not yet Oh, okay.

1011
00:38:21.300 --> 00:38:24.239
Pretty much someone made a trailer as a joke, and people said, when

1012
00:38:24.239 --> 00:38:24.900
is it coming out?

1013
00:38:24.960 --> 00:38:28.739
So he ran a Kickstarter and got 7 times the amount of money he

1014
00:38:28.739 --> 00:38:29.039
wanted.

1015
00:38:29.099 --> 00:38:32.159
So he made goat simulator. must download that.

1016
00:38:32.219 --> 00:38:34.079
I'll send you a video.

1017
00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:34.920
It's insane.

1018
00:38:35.280 --> 00:38:37.800
You can go into orbit as a goat.

1019
00:38:38.219 --> 00:38:41.760
And it's still better than K9 company.

1020
00:38:41.820 --> 00:38:43.139
Is anything going to happen?

1021
00:38:43.500 --> 00:38:45.900
Is anything going to happen?

1022
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:51.360
So we've had, so literally, the only action so far is 2 kidnap

1023
00:38:51.360 --> 00:38:52.380
attempts on Brendan.

1024
00:38:52.860 --> 00:38:56.219
And a policeman having a seizure and that's really it.

1025
00:38:56.280 --> 00:38:59.099
And now we know, and now we know this bloke who we've seen in 2

1026
00:38:59.099 --> 00:38:59.820
scenes is evil.

1027
00:39:00.300 --> 00:39:02.579
I love how I art.

1028
00:39:02.579 --> 00:39:03.179
Everyone.

1029
00:39:03.239 --> 00:39:05.039
The eyebrow arch.

1030
00:39:05.340 --> 00:39:07.079
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1031
00:39:07.139 --> 00:39:08.460
Squinty face.

1032
00:39:08.519 --> 00:39:10.800
Squinty McSquinty face.

1033
00:39:10.800 --> 00:39:11.820
Squinty face.

1034
00:39:15.059 --> 00:39:18.719
It's like Christopher Eccleston before he had a career, isn't he

1035
00:39:18.719 --> 00:39:21.659
on just a motion where he leather jacket. done.

1036
00:39:26.219 --> 00:39:27.840
Finally.

1037
00:39:27.900 --> 00:39:29.699
So finally a sacrifice scene.

1038
00:39:29.760 --> 00:39:30.719
That's what I've been waiting for.

1039
00:39:31.139 --> 00:39:34.139
What is that red thing?

1040
00:39:34.199 --> 00:39:36.420
Oh, he was...

1041
00:39:36.420 --> 00:39:39.119
He wasn't, he was even rejected from Horns of Nimon as a cast

1042
00:39:39.119 --> 00:39:40.199
member.

1043
00:39:40.260 --> 00:39:42.119
No, he's not a virgin, so he has to wear red.

1044
00:39:42.179 --> 00:39:42.539
That's it.

1045
00:39:42.659 --> 00:39:44.219
Meanwhile, a grunk canaria.

1046
00:39:44.280 --> 00:39:46.440
Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise is the next one.

1047
00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:48.840
So this is the lady from the post office.

1048
00:39:48.900 --> 00:39:49.739
Spoiler alert.

1049
00:39:50.460 --> 00:39:54.059
Be honest with you, listener, if you're daring to watch this again

1050
00:39:54.059 --> 00:39:57.420
and listen to us, you don't actually care about the plot.

1051
00:39:57.539 --> 00:39:59.519
Yeah, we're not explaining it.

1052
00:39:59.579 --> 00:40:00.719
There isn't really one.

1053
00:40:00.780 --> 00:40:02.820
I think he's quite good to look at.

1054
00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:04.679
No, he's weird looking.

1055
00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:06.300
I like him.

1056
00:40:06.360 --> 00:40:07.800
I think he's pretty He's a two-face.

1057
00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:09.059
Oh, I know.

1058
00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:11.880
Well, it's not easy to get, you know, pull and frock like that

1059
00:40:11.880 --> 00:40:12.119
off.

1060
00:40:12.179 --> 00:40:13.019
Oh, side pony.

1061
00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:16.800
I was used to.

1062
00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:18.000
Oh, maiden side pony.

1063
00:40:18.059 --> 00:40:19.920
I don't know why you don't do that anymore, Brendan.

1064
00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:24.300
I'm rocking that wig for this recording.

1065
00:40:24.360 --> 00:40:27.179
Thing is, I did have a ponytail when I was a dude.

1066
00:40:27.239 --> 00:40:28.739
I had hair, I had long hair.

1067
00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:30.300
I had long hair halfway down my back.

1068
00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:34.139
Leather elbows on a tweed coat. the best you can do?

1069
00:40:38.400 --> 00:40:41.400
She should offer to give her a massage.

1070
00:40:41.460 --> 00:40:42.179
Shouldn't she?

1071
00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:44.579
She's doing that with her eyes right now.

1072
00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:49.619
Look at that red velvet number.

1073
00:40:52.739 --> 00:40:54.539
Being a woman.

1074
00:40:55.920 --> 00:40:58.019
Okay, yeah, fair enough.

1075
00:40:58.079 --> 00:40:58.679
You guys behind.

1076
00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:01.619
Oh, I'm sure.

1077
00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:09.960
This is the scene to establish them as the villains.

1078
00:41:10.019 --> 00:41:10.500
Yes.

1079
00:41:11.280 --> 00:41:16.320
But really, they do have an ulterior motive, but it's not the one

1080
00:41:16.320 --> 00:41:17.940
that we, uh, the one that we thought.

1081
00:41:18.960 --> 00:41:22.619
You know, they come across as people that would have a spare

1082
00:41:22.619 --> 00:41:25.199
bedroom and there's a mirror in the spare bedroom and then they go

1083
00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:27.420
into their little closet. mirror on the ceiling.

1084
00:41:27.480 --> 00:41:28.380
No, no, no, no.

1085
00:41:28.440 --> 00:41:30.960
At the side, the people used to go and sleep in there and then

1086
00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:34.079
they walk in and it's a one-way mirror so they can peer into your

1087
00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:34.380
bedroom.

1088
00:41:34.440 --> 00:41:36.179
A Diana draws party.

1089
00:41:36.239 --> 00:41:38.699
Yes, we've covered that in podcasts previously, haven't we?

1090
00:41:38.760 --> 00:41:38.940
Yes.

1091
00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:40.920
That was underworld, wasn't it?

1092
00:41:41.280 --> 00:41:42.960
I can watch that.

1093
00:41:43.019 --> 00:41:44.820
Mirror in your spare bedroom?

1094
00:41:44.940 --> 00:41:46.500
Large Chesterfield, right there.

1095
00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:49.679
Is canine going to?

1096
00:41:49.679 --> 00:41:54.059
We haven't had canine for a while.

1097
00:41:54.480 --> 00:41:56.219
Green boots.

1098
00:41:56.280 --> 00:42:00.719
Yeah. as if the or if it wasn't...

1099
00:42:01.079 --> 00:42:03.300
Green and blue boots.

1100
00:42:04.440 --> 00:42:09.360
Now, kids, if you've never heard of a thing called a map.

1101
00:42:10.260 --> 00:42:11.940
That's it.

1102
00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:16.320
It's like a mobile phone, only vastly, vastly less useful.

1103
00:42:16.380 --> 00:42:18.659
And you have to have many of them.

1104
00:42:20.039 --> 00:42:22.019
In hard copy.

1105
00:42:25.320 --> 00:42:28.260
Is there nothing that Sarah doesn't know?

1106
00:42:28.380 --> 00:42:34.199
Cartography, boots, horticulture, side ponies.

1107
00:42:34.800 --> 00:42:39.780
See, what she needs is she needs a phone with Google Maps or

1108
00:42:39.780 --> 00:42:42.119
whatever so it can work out all the alternative routes to all the

1109
00:42:42.119 --> 00:42:42.960
churches, doesn't she?

1110
00:42:43.019 --> 00:42:44.099
Oh, wait.

1111
00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:44.880
Clone.

1112
00:42:44.940 --> 00:42:45.659
Phone.

1113
00:42:45.659 --> 00:42:48.179
It's quite a difficult computational problem working out the

1114
00:42:48.179 --> 00:42:49.980
shortest route between a lot of different places.

1115
00:42:50.039 --> 00:42:52.559
I'm glad K9 has been used well then.

1116
00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:53.699
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1117
00:42:53.760 --> 00:42:56.760
Well, I think that it would be great if Brendan and K9 had a long

1118
00:42:56.760 --> 00:42:57.420
conversation about it.

1119
00:42:57.539 --> 00:42:59.880
Travelling salesman problem.

1120
00:42:59.940 --> 00:43:02.519
I've got to go on about it for about 10 minutes now.

1121
00:43:02.699 --> 00:43:05.280
Why doesn't K9 have Google Maps?

1122
00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:09.059
Google doesn't make it to the year 5000.

1123
00:43:09.179 --> 00:43:10.320
That's it.

1124
00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:14.940
And also because the doctor...

1125
00:43:14.940 --> 00:43:16.739
Could she be more blatant?

1126
00:43:16.860 --> 00:43:18.719
But no, you're right, Richard.

1127
00:43:18.780 --> 00:43:21.480
He doesn't want year 5000 technology in the 20th century.

1128
00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:25.559
I should be delighted to say, Sarah, how canine would work

1129
00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:26.519
otherwise, is it?

1130
00:43:26.579 --> 00:43:31.380
So I mean, she's explicitly coded as kind of sexual, which is why

1131
00:43:31.380 --> 00:43:32.219
we think she's evil.

1132
00:43:33.420 --> 00:43:35.460
Because women who are libidinous, like therefore.

1133
00:43:35.579 --> 00:43:36.000
Yeah, yeah.

1134
00:43:36.000 --> 00:43:37.920
Territorial and taking up space.

1135
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:39.840
What, men folk are meant to be inhabited.

1136
00:43:39.900 --> 00:43:40.920
Okay, we're about to get action.

1137
00:43:41.219 --> 00:43:43.079
What are you going to do?

1138
00:43:43.139 --> 00:43:44.400
No, no, no.

1139
00:43:44.460 --> 00:43:44.699
Look.

1140
00:43:44.760 --> 00:43:47.579
Oh, no, it's Planet of the...

1141
00:43:47.579 --> 00:43:48.179
Spiders.

1142
00:43:48.239 --> 00:43:49.500
Sergeant.

1143
00:43:50.039 --> 00:43:50.340
Wow.

1144
00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:53.159
That is some really good stunt.

1145
00:43:53.219 --> 00:43:55.980
That was a lot more exciting than Richard Franklin managed.

1146
00:43:56.519 --> 00:43:59.699
Which is not the 1st time that expression has been used.

1147
00:43:59.760 --> 00:44:00.780
And you know what?

1148
00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:03.239
It's been 7 years, but now she finally knows they were trying to

1149
00:44:03.239 --> 00:44:04.980
kill her, not Richard Franklin.

1150
00:44:05.039 --> 00:44:07.619
It really does say how to injure your child without really

1151
00:44:07.619 --> 00:44:07.980
trying.

1152
00:44:08.099 --> 00:44:11.039
Why are the police advising people about that?

1153
00:44:11.159 --> 00:44:14.579
They should be discouraging that.

1154
00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:18.119
There was no such thing as society. was just cruelty with fun.

1155
00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:21.599
Gee, it got dark quick.

1156
00:44:21.659 --> 00:44:23.400
There was also no such thing as homosexuals.

1157
00:44:23.460 --> 00:44:24.000
That's right.

1158
00:44:24.000 --> 00:44:25.500
We didn't exist under that.

1159
00:44:25.980 --> 00:44:28.199
We just weren't allowed to talk about it.

1160
00:44:28.260 --> 00:44:30.059
Although evidence to the contrary.

1161
00:44:31.500 --> 00:44:35.159
Oh, everyone's got a cellar like that in these parts, haven't

1162
00:44:35.159 --> 00:44:35.400
they?

1163
00:44:35.880 --> 00:44:37.860
Yeah, that's your spare bedroom.

1164
00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:40.920
Isn't that great how she's counting down and we don't actually see

1165
00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:41.099
her.

1166
00:44:41.460 --> 00:44:44.460
We don't see a shot of her watch.

1167
00:44:44.519 --> 00:44:48.059
No, just going into the different driving.

1168
00:44:48.119 --> 00:44:54.420
How come this canine has no back history for any form of local

1169
00:44:54.420 --> 00:44:57.360
variant knowledge, whereas the other canines.

1170
00:44:57.420 --> 00:45:00.300
This one is significantly more smug. but less informed.

1171
00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:02.280
He doesn't even know a garden known.

1172
00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:04.079
Do you think he knows what tennis is?

1173
00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:07.019
Ah, good, quick, good question.

1174
00:45:07.139 --> 00:45:08.039
I like that, Nathan.

1175
00:45:08.099 --> 00:45:08.820
Yeah, yeah.

1176
00:45:08.820 --> 00:45:10.380
I've got lots of them.

1177
00:45:10.440 --> 00:45:11.460
Oh, wow.

1178
00:45:11.460 --> 00:45:15.179
It's like he's out of that Bonnie Tyler film.

1179
00:45:15.239 --> 00:45:16.800
What's it called?

1180
00:45:16.860 --> 00:45:18.599
Totally clips the heart.

1181
00:45:18.659 --> 00:45:19.320
That's what it's like.

1182
00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:21.000
Russell Monchias.

1183
00:45:21.059 --> 00:45:24.179
Do check out literal music video, total of clips of the heart.

1184
00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:25.019
Sorry, chats go up.

1185
00:45:25.079 --> 00:45:31.619
And also too, this whole countdown is, is an act, 1158, like, is

1186
00:45:31.619 --> 00:45:32.579
it actually in real time?

1187
00:45:32.639 --> 00:45:36.059
Like 24, it's much slower.

1188
00:45:39.179 --> 00:45:42.539
I expect Paul Martha or Mr. Freeze to turn up.

1189
00:45:42.599 --> 00:45:43.320
Yeah, yeah.

1190
00:45:43.380 --> 00:45:44.340
I was making a fire.

1191
00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:46.320
The excellons, actually.

1192
00:45:46.440 --> 00:45:48.059
Excellent.

1193
00:45:48.059 --> 00:45:52.440
That they try and drug them with sort of, you know, incense.

1194
00:45:53.699 --> 00:45:56.400
It's been a bit of a train wreck so far.

1195
00:45:56.460 --> 00:45:59.940
So wouldn't it be wonderful if it was like the end of Casino

1196
00:45:59.940 --> 00:46:00.659
Royale?

1197
00:46:00.719 --> 00:46:05.400
And we just had the Excelons turn up and the Ogri and everyone

1198
00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:09.659
just run in and everyone's double 07 James Bond.

1199
00:46:09.719 --> 00:46:11.519
Just make it like casino row.

1200
00:46:11.940 --> 00:46:13.559
That would be great.

1201
00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:14.760
If it was like the end of the world.

1202
00:46:14.880 --> 00:46:15.599
Yeah.

1203
00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:18.179
All just aliens and aliens and aliens.

1204
00:46:21.239 --> 00:46:23.460
We must be near the end.

1205
00:46:23.460 --> 00:46:24.300
We're near the end.

1206
00:46:24.360 --> 00:46:25.860
We're at the 45 minute mark.

1207
00:46:25.920 --> 00:46:28.019
Goes on for another 5 or so.

1208
00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:32.940
So it's resolved in the cleverest possible way that you could

1209
00:46:32.940 --> 00:46:34.139
never have seen coming.

1210
00:46:34.199 --> 00:46:35.400
You just watch.

1211
00:46:35.579 --> 00:46:38.460
It's a it's a plot twist worthy of a master.

1212
00:46:39.780 --> 00:46:42.179
You look sceptical, Brandon.

1213
00:46:42.599 --> 00:46:46.380
Oh, I'm just losing the will.

1214
00:46:46.440 --> 00:46:48.059
There's nothing in that cup.

1215
00:46:48.119 --> 00:46:49.980
No, and you hear it hit the bottom.

1216
00:46:50.039 --> 00:46:52.320
It's just like, oh, and now.

1217
00:46:52.320 --> 00:46:54.480
Here it comes. prepare yourselves.

1218
00:46:54.659 --> 00:46:58.139
Yeah, he just comes in and shoots everyone and they lower

1219
00:46:58.139 --> 00:46:59.039
themselves to the ground.

1220
00:46:59.099 --> 00:47:02.219
Okay, they haven't stabbed him, so I'm going to try and stab him.

1221
00:47:02.280 --> 00:47:03.840
Oh no, who's going to try next?

1222
00:47:04.019 --> 00:47:06.300
Where are these screams coming from?

1223
00:47:06.360 --> 00:47:07.260
Literally.

1224
00:47:07.260 --> 00:47:08.940
It's Colin Jevans. just Colin.

1225
00:47:09.059 --> 00:47:12.780
He prerecorded them because he knew he'd be busy falling over in

1226
00:47:12.780 --> 00:47:13.079
this.

1227
00:47:13.320 --> 00:47:14.400
Oh, Sarah, go for it.

1228
00:47:14.460 --> 00:47:16.619
Oh, she does a high kick.

1229
00:47:17.699 --> 00:47:19.679
That was terrible.

1230
00:47:20.219 --> 00:47:24.000
I believe all those screens were being done by Dawn French and

1231
00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:24.840
Jennifer Saunders.

1232
00:47:24.900 --> 00:47:26.820
Are you doing the accent?

1233
00:47:26.940 --> 00:47:30.420
And now, the reveal that is clear to the holders.

1234
00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:33.360
Someone that we don't recognise all along.

1235
00:47:33.480 --> 00:47:36.000
I thought it was that woman that's that Sue's talking woman.

1236
00:47:36.059 --> 00:47:38.159
I didn't even recognise it as the stupid postmistress.

1237
00:47:38.219 --> 00:47:39.840
Postmistress, isn't it?

1238
00:47:39.900 --> 00:47:41.039
Gregson.

1239
00:47:41.099 --> 00:47:41.760
And?

1240
00:47:41.760 --> 00:47:43.679
Commander Pollock?

1241
00:47:43.739 --> 00:47:44.940
Say something.

1242
00:47:45.000 --> 00:47:46.079
General Grugger.

1243
00:47:46.139 --> 00:47:47.519
Oh no, it's Bill.

1244
00:47:47.579 --> 00:47:49.619
I feel like such a fool.

1245
00:47:49.679 --> 00:47:51.780
How can I have not known?

1246
00:47:51.840 --> 00:47:53.099
I watched television before.

1247
00:47:53.159 --> 00:47:57.000
It turns out they wanted to burn down the old amusement park to

1248
00:47:57.000 --> 00:47:57.960
collect the insurance money.

1249
00:47:58.019 --> 00:48:00.659
And they would have put it away with it.

1250
00:48:00.719 --> 00:48:03.659
If it wasn't for these...

1251
00:48:04.440 --> 00:48:07.260
Oh, other covens all over the country there.

1252
00:48:07.320 --> 00:48:10.619
They're precursory, keep the rest of the series.

1253
00:48:10.739 --> 00:48:16.079
Other covens are equally available. from which to choose.

1254
00:48:20.280 --> 00:48:21.900
Oh, dear.

1255
00:48:26.159 --> 00:48:28.619
And freeze frame.

1256
00:48:28.679 --> 00:48:30.599
Oh, damn.

1257
00:48:32.760 --> 00:48:35.460
It's the archers without the jokes.

1258
00:48:36.599 --> 00:48:39.000
Oh, come on.

1259
00:48:39.059 --> 00:48:42.719
Oh, no, phone ringing. asking you over. so that we could have

1260
00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:42.960
sex.

1261
00:48:44.519 --> 00:48:46.860
So much as an orch.

1262
00:48:48.900 --> 00:48:52.800
Oh and a very Merry Christmas to all of you at home.

1263
00:48:52.860 --> 00:48:56.219
I gnawed you with 3 people, says Sarah, well, no, Brendan's here

1264
00:48:56.219 --> 00:48:56.519
now.

1265
00:48:59.579 --> 00:49:02.400
Now, Lavinia would have been the great hero of a TV, a kids

1266
00:49:02.400 --> 00:49:03.480
television program.

1267
00:49:03.539 --> 00:49:06.719
She could have solved crimes with a fag hanging out of her mouth.

1268
00:49:09.840 --> 00:49:10.739
Why is this still on?

1269
00:49:10.800 --> 00:49:13.199
Why is this show still going?

1270
00:49:16.260 --> 00:49:16.920
Really?

1271
00:49:16.980 --> 00:49:18.719
I didn't think they could top that joke.

1272
00:49:18.780 --> 00:49:19.860
The closing joke.

1273
00:49:19.920 --> 00:49:21.539
Oh wait, there's one coming up.

1274
00:49:21.599 --> 00:49:22.380
Really?

1275
00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:27.719
She's like a poor man's Amelia Rumford, isn't she?

1276
00:49:31.019 --> 00:49:34.559
He's in prison guarding the soap very carefully.

1277
00:49:39.179 --> 00:49:40.679
Here we go.

1278
00:49:40.739 --> 00:49:41.519
Is this the joke?

1279
00:49:41.579 --> 00:49:43.800
Oh, please.

1280
00:49:46.860 --> 00:49:49.380
Why is he drunk after Christmas lunch?

1281
00:49:49.440 --> 00:49:51.480
Who's giving the dog wine?

1282
00:49:51.539 --> 00:49:53.519
Thing is, he's not at the party with them.

1283
00:49:53.579 --> 00:49:57.119
So they have dressed him up in the crown and the tinsel and then

1284
00:49:57.119 --> 00:49:59.519
said, we're buggering off to a party.

1285
00:49:59.579 --> 00:50:00.360
They've left them at home.

1286
00:50:00.420 --> 00:50:03.420
So that was a really sad scene where he was singing a Christmas

1287
00:50:03.420 --> 00:50:06.059
carol to himself because he's left alone on Christmas Day.

1288
00:50:06.179 --> 00:50:08.039
Thanks, Sarah Jane.

1289
00:50:09.719 --> 00:50:11.400
It's over.

1290
00:50:11.460 --> 00:50:12.300
How?

1291
00:50:12.360 --> 00:50:13.860
It hasn't finished.

1292
00:50:13.920 --> 00:50:16.980
No, I think it's such a shame we didn't get 6 episodes.

1293
00:50:17.039 --> 00:50:22.679
So important question to ask is Todd, how's your tally going?

1294
00:50:22.739 --> 00:50:26.099
The phone tally, you would have drunk at 9 times.

1295
00:50:26.280 --> 00:50:29.820
Dora, and I think I missed one or two?

1296
00:50:29.880 --> 00:50:30.360
36.

1297
00:50:31.619 --> 00:50:36.719
I think it just goes to show that unequivocally and empirically.

1298
00:50:36.780 --> 00:50:39.000
Canine and company is dangerous for your health.

1299
00:50:39.059 --> 00:50:44.340
Just wait till you watch Four to Doomsday and those sliding doors

1300
00:50:44.340 --> 00:50:46.260
and you start doing a tally.

1301
00:50:46.320 --> 00:50:47.099
That's all I can say.

1302
00:50:47.219 --> 00:50:50.760
Well, hopefully I'll remember in 2 weeks to keep a telly of that.

1303
00:50:50.820 --> 00:50:51.179
Sorry, Richard.

1304
00:50:51.239 --> 00:50:53.519
I'm just going to say it's a pretty gripping title sequence.

1305
00:50:53.579 --> 00:50:55.920
Well, it's nice to go back to the Hartnell days with static

1306
00:50:55.920 --> 00:50:56.280
shots.

1307
00:50:57.119 --> 00:50:59.460
Oh, no, but script out of this.

1308
00:50:59.460 --> 00:51:00.960
Stay with an Antony root.

1309
00:51:01.079 --> 00:51:04.139
Alone, they're terrible together, they're worse than ever.

1310
00:51:04.199 --> 00:51:06.239
That was iridescently.

1311
00:51:06.239 --> 00:51:07.860
Strontium 90ly.

1312
00:51:08.159 --> 00:51:10.320
What did you think of the direction?

1313
00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:13.500
Still sitting there after all this time glowing with a deathly

1314
00:51:13.500 --> 00:51:14.699
palate.

1315
00:51:14.760 --> 00:51:16.139
Pictures were on screen.

1316
00:51:16.199 --> 00:51:20.039
I thought the director did a okay job considering the script.

1317
00:51:20.099 --> 00:51:21.239
Actually, it's true.

1318
00:51:21.300 --> 00:51:23.039
The OB stuff was great.

1319
00:51:23.099 --> 00:51:24.420
The outdoor shots are lovely.

1320
00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:27.239
I just want stones of blood.

1321
00:51:27.300 --> 00:51:28.199
Can we go back and watch that?

1322
00:51:28.260 --> 00:51:30.719
They just the wrong script.

1323
00:51:30.780 --> 00:51:31.440
Terrible.

1324
00:51:31.500 --> 00:51:32.280
Should have been great.

1325
00:51:32.340 --> 00:51:33.659
It's the script, isn't it?

1326
00:51:33.719 --> 00:51:35.940
Yeah And the performances.

1327
00:51:36.000 --> 00:51:37.739
What are you going to do with that?

1328
00:51:37.739 --> 00:51:38.219
And the music.

1329
00:51:38.340 --> 00:51:41.340
We've all seen them all do much better.

1330
00:51:41.400 --> 00:51:42.239
That's true.

1331
00:51:42.300 --> 00:51:43.139
Apart from that.

1332
00:51:43.619 --> 00:51:47.460
Oh yeah, and we forgot to mention that in that scene where they

1333
00:51:47.460 --> 00:51:51.239
were romping around doing Hekate, Hekate, Hekate, we're back on

1334
00:51:51.239 --> 00:51:52.260
the menu so we can see it again.

1335
00:51:52.320 --> 00:51:53.940
John Nathan Turner was directing that.

1336
00:51:54.000 --> 00:51:57.719
John Nathan Turner was doing the 2nd unit stuff and everything was

1337
00:51:57.719 --> 00:51:58.559
running really late.

1338
00:51:58.619 --> 00:51:59.940
Apparently the dog wasn't working.

1339
00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:03.239
So the actors started running around because they weren't getting

1340
00:52:03.239 --> 00:52:05.940
paid over time, chanting equity, equity.

1341
00:52:06.059 --> 00:52:11.159
And that's the funniest thing about this story. think that says it

1342
00:52:11.159 --> 00:52:11.340
all.

1343
00:52:11.460 --> 00:52:14.400
And that man's just realised the rest of his career flashed before

1344
00:52:14.400 --> 00:52:14.760
his eyes.

1345
00:52:14.820 --> 00:52:18.840
We will be back next week, too, with Castra Valver.

1346
00:52:18.840 --> 00:52:21.539
And also, hopefully releasing this weekend.

1347
00:52:21.599 --> 00:52:25.019
We have our commentary track for The Man with the Golden Gum.

1348
00:52:25.079 --> 00:52:26.699
Until next time, please check us out online at

1349
00:52:26.699 --> 00:52:29.280
flightthroughentirety.com, flight through entirety on Facebook and

1350
00:52:29.280 --> 00:52:33.239
iTunes, Bondfinger.com, Bondfinger on Facebook and iTunes and

1351
00:52:33.239 --> 00:52:36.119
Bondfinger Cast on Twitter, and of course, Doctor Who in 10

1352
00:52:36.119 --> 00:52:37.139
seconds on YouTube.

1353
00:52:37.320 --> 00:52:39.659
Gentlemen, Greed.

1354
00:52:39.719 --> 00:52:42.000
Gentlemen, any parting comments?

1355
00:52:42.599 --> 00:52:44.159
No.

1356
00:52:44.219 --> 00:52:45.239
Hekate.

1357
00:52:45.300 --> 00:52:47.219
Can we just get out of here?

1358
00:52:47.280 --> 00:52:48.780
I need to watch it again.

1359
00:52:48.840 --> 00:52:50.219
I understood nothing of that.

1360
00:52:50.280 --> 00:52:53.340
Thank you very much for listening and good night.

1361
00:52:53.400 --> 00:52:54.179
Good night.

1362
00:52:54.239 --> 00:52:55.860
See you soon.

1363
00:52:56.400 --> 00:52:58.440
That's the crash of it.

1364
00:52:58.500 --> 00:52:59.219
Thanks, Judo.

1365
00:53:17.760 --> 00:53:19.500
Hekate.

1366
00:53:22.559 --> 00:53:23.519
Stop working.

1367
00:53:25.440 --> 00:53:27.780
No, we actually are watching.

1368
00:53:27.840 --> 00:53:28.679
It's just not working.

1369
00:53:28.739 --> 00:53:29.760
No, no, it's not working.

1370
00:53:29.820 --> 00:53:30.420
Okay.

1371
00:53:30.420 --> 00:53:31.380
Or awesome.

1372
00:53:31.559 --> 00:53:33.960
Please get off this menu.

1373
00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:36.659
Why are they flashing a photo of Beryl Reed?

1374
00:53:36.780 --> 00:53:40.619
This is like a Victoria Wood sketch of burning up all the old

1375
00:53:40.619 --> 00:53:41.579
actors in equity.

1376
00:53:41.639 --> 00:53:44.400
I haven't worked for years burner.

1377
00:53:45.360 --> 00:53:47.639
Equity, Equity.

1378
00:53:48.780 --> 00:53:50.579
Hekate.

1379
00:53:51.539 --> 00:53:54.119
Oh, it's still not working.

1380
00:53:54.179 --> 00:53:55.320
What's going on?

1381
00:53:56.639 --> 00:53:58.440
usually up here.

1382
00:53:58.500 --> 00:54:00.119
One last try.