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Hello, dear listeners, and welcome back to this 20th anniversary

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season of Flight Through Entirety, the only Doctor Who podcast you

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would quite happily bivouac down for the night with Alastair

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coming.

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Have you seen him in the making of, oh my god.

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I'm Brendan.

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I'm Nathan.

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And I'm back, and I'm not impressed.

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Yeah, I think there's going to be quite a lot of that as we delve

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into the arc of infinity.

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So, if I may start, I would like to tell a little story about

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1994.

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So there was a run of stories that my father hadn't recorded in

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the 1980s, so roughly from Black Orchid, through to the King's

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Demons.

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We didn't have any of those on videotape.

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So none of season 20.

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Todd's looking jealous, actually, as you tell this story.

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So during the 1994 repeat season, we recorded those, an Arc of

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Infinity Wars, this mythic story, you know, it was a time lord

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story, and Omega was back, and Colin Baker was in it, and I knew

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he would become the doctor later, and I heard he shoots the doctor

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in this one, and how did he survive that and regenerate later?

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Oh my god, yeah, tiny little 11 year old mind blown at this

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stage.

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And I have to say that when my father recorded it at 4 AM and I

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was watching it would, then when I got home from school, I'd watch

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each episode after dinner and what have you.

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I was so impressed by this, and I loved the omega design, and we

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were back on Gallifrey, and, you know, Nissa got to run around

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with a gun, and we're in this strange place called Amsterdam.

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I'd never heard of.

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You know how JNT says the memory cheats.

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I think there is no story more emblematic of that sentiment for

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me.

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Well, I loved it. thought it was terrific.

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What, this time round?

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No I'm lying.

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I didn't want to say it was tiresome again.

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Can I just say something?

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Oh yeah.

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This is tiresome.

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My lawyers will be in touch with you.

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You know, after enduring the last story.

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Which is the worst story in the history of Doctor Who minus one

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out of 10 as an aside, if you watch this back to back, I think

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this comes off better.

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But, you know, I really feel for Johnny Byrne in the fact that

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it's like this shopping list of things that he's required to do.

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You've got to have omega, right?

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Because they want to bring him back.

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No regard to the original writers.

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They only found out at a convention that Omega was back after the

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fact, you know, it's this casual regard to the history of Doctor

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Who in writing that is part of this production team.

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And Bob Baker and Dave Martin deserved better.

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They deserve much, but you know, perhaps a bit better than that.

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Never thought you'd hear that on this podcast, too, listen.

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You then got to say, well, you've got to set it in Amsterdam.

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You've got to come up with a resolution to the whole Tegan

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cliffhanger, but you can't have her in episode one.

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You know, it's just, and what is so frustrating, and you find this

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out on the DVD.

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On the DVD, they have a quick sort of 12 line rundown of Johnny

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Burns original...

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That wasn't Alfie.

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The 1st thing that's incredibly frustrating.

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You know, this is sort of turtles all the way down version of

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frustrating.

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But Johnny Burns' original plotline for this, the time of Nieman

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is so much better.

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Was that Proctor Nieman?

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He was back and he was angry.

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Is that it?

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That's right Well, the idea of the enemy taking the doctor's form

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is kind of the only thing that survives from Johnny Burton's

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original script that in the Amsterdam setting, because that was

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put upon him.

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But the idea of the time of Niemann was you have this force called

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the Avatar, which takes the name of Niemann, but takes the

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doctor's form, invades Earth in 1983 sets himself up as the head

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of a conglomerate, which sort of strip minds the planet.

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And so Tegan is in modern day Amsterdam.

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And the doctor and Nissa are in Amsterdam 200 years from now where

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the timeline's been changed.

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And so they have to come back and investigate and that's where

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they meet up with Tegan and da da da.

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But the reason that the villain has the doctor's form is because

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this entity takes the form of someone when they are at their

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weakest.

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And because of the doctor's interference in the plot and actions

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in the plot, Neiman becomes aware of the doctor and realises his

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weakest point was recently when he dropped off a radio telescope

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tower.

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And so he steals the doctor's form at that point, you know, makes

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a copy of it at that point because he's at his weakest.

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plot outline, but the climax of the story would have taken place

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during the regeneration.

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So they would have used stock footage and put in Peter Davidson

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from afar watching and fighting Neiman while there were

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generations going on.

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It would have just been this incredibly multi-layered complex

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plot.

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And of course, Johnny Byrne is most famous for Space 1999 in sci

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fi circles, on which he was one of the story editors and one of

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the scriptwriters.

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And that concept has a lot in common with some season one, space

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1999, such as force of life springs to mind.

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And we get this.

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Yeah, it's really terrible, isn't it?

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You know, Johnny Byrne did a great job.

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I think we all agreed with Keeper of Trunk, and but that's also

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improved by the fact that they changed it into the master.

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Well, no, but what I mean by a great job is that he created some

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really interesting characters.

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It's still a sort of court drama.

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There's still sort of important people around, but you've got

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people like Luvic and Ceron and cassia and couture.

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Like all of those are really well drawn characters.

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Here you've got people with horrifically stupid 2 syllable science

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fiction names.

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I cannot forgive Cardinal Zora.

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That is just the worst thing ever.

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But Cardinal Zorak has no personality traits of any kind.

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He's just a, you know, fool in a stupid car.

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Can I just interrupt you there?

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Like, I can't even remember his name.

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Like every time we get to this story.

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Like, I was sitting there and it's like, my old friend, Counsellor

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Hedden.

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Oh, my old friend Barusa.

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Oh, it's Thalia.

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Oh, it's the Castellan.

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Oh, it's my old friend Damon.

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It's the Kestellan's door, bitch, and then there's the other one.

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That guy.

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2011.

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I was living in the UK and doing a lot of work with Planet Scara

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Audios, who I'd mentioned before.

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We just had a recording that day and then I think we watched a

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good man goes to war.

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And we decided afterwards.

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You know, we've still got some wine.

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Let's watch some old bad Doctor Who and record some commentaries.

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So we did Nightmare of Eden and that was fine. actually quite

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good.

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It's actually quite good.

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We got quite drunk.

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Then once we were quite drunk.

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We watched Arc of infinity.

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You see, this was my 1st inkling I had that the story was

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terrible.

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Cardinal Zorak.

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What's his job?

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You know, the Castellan's in charge of security.

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The president is the president, heads there to be the traitor.

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Thalia knows about pulse loops.

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It's the very thing.

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Fetch it.

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What's Cardinals or Rex job?

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Now, we were puzzling over this question.

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And then we started noticing increasingly.

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There are sofas all around Galafre, just in the middle of

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corridors, at tea junctions in front of lifts.

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And so I decided, and I'm going to swear a lot less this time.

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Cardinal Zorak is in charge of sofas, and that's why he puts them

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everywhere because he knows it's a useless job, but by God, he's

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going to do it.

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Is it a pub on Galifre or a cafe that they're all sitting around?

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It's a cafe.

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Someone's wearing rodens, travelling gear.

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Someone's wearing the archmandrite's cloak.

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It's so bad Nobody cares.

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I hate Gallifrey.

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Like, I really hate Gallifrey. was really glad that Russell

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destroyed it.

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It's awful.

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But here it's really, really awful.

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And they've exchanged those fantastically gothic glass corridors

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and things that we had in Deadly Assassin, which I thought were

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really effective while still being a bit sort of science fiction-y

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with horrible 80s foil wallpaper.

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But it's also, I find, so sterile.

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It's just very blocky.

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Everything's just like, um, there's no curves, like, except for

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the sofa, it's just, I kept thinking of you, Nathan, throughout

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this entire podcast, about every time we come back to Galafre, it

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gets that little bit worse.

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And, you know, right at the beginning, like with the traitor.

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Like, we have to go into, like, I really do feel for Michael Goff

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who, I think, does a wonderful job as Hidden, but we have to have

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the mood lighting and sort of disguising his voice a bit, but then

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he has to have his swizzle stick, which becomes this one that just

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gets more and more over the top as the whole thing goes through.

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It's the only acting he can do.

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We can't see his face.

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So he's doing slide rule acting.

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But you know, I hear I hear Gallifrey.

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I hear antimatter, and I get that spidey, tingly sense, and then

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it just goes, I mean, this whole story is just a series of

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continual disappointments.

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It builds up a bit and I think, oh, yes, yes, yes.

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Halfway through the story.

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It's like, Omega wants control of the Matrix, but nowhere in this

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story, we told why that's a bad thing.

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It's the worst word peril cliffhanger ever, isn't it?

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That episode 3 cliffhanger where it's omega has control of the

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matrix and you just think, who bloody cares?

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So what?

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You know, what they do is they get the entire premise of the

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entire show wrong.

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So the show is about, you know, Moffatt says, a madman in a box.

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It's about the doctor with some companions travelling and having

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adventures in space and time.

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But whoever's making the show at the moment now thinks it's a

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story about a galifrean from the constellation of Casterberus

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whose planet has transduction barriers and the matrix and like all

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of these sort of callbacks to really uninteresting elements from

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the invasion of time.

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Yeah, yeah.

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The thing the thing is with this is that we here in Australia have

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seen like the invasion of time and the 3 doctors repeated quite a

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lot.

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People in the UK haven't had this.

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And it's supposed to be, you know, JNT's making out like there's

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all these things coming back for the 20th anniversary, but if

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you're a casual viewer, you'd be sitting there going, what the

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hell is this?

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Like, it's really just for people who really know Doctor Who?

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There's just so much to stop you from getting involved, going

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what's this technical gobbly-gook?

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Well, even Omega, I think, is essentially the same thing.

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You know, I think he'd been repeated recently in the 5 faces of

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Doctor Who.

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So he had at least been on television in the last couple of

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years.

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But, you know, it's not explained who he is or what happened

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before, you know, any of that.

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And all of the good things about Omega, particularly that thing

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that wonderful thing, that he doesn't exist anymore because he's

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been eroded away.

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He's got no head.

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And now he's back in a costume that's worse than I really love the

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3 doctors one and I hate this costume.

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He just sits.

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He just sits for 3 episodes.

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My God.

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The thing I really don't understand about the omega costume is

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when Doctor Who brings back monsters in this era, they usually try

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to make a pretty good effort to keep the recognisable elements.

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Like when the Solurians and the sea devils come back next year.

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Because of various production problems, they're not hugely

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successful.

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But the designs are instantly recognisable.

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Oh, do you know, I didn't recognise them when I 1st saw the

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trailer for Warriors in the team.

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I think.

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Yeah.

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Well, I don't think I was that familiar with the Silurians back

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then anyway, but they also had sort of space robot voices as

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well.

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That's true.

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They did change the voices.

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But that's the thing.

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Omega had that brilliant mask, which I think I'm right, was

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designed by James Atchison, who went on to win Oscar Awards.

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And he's won the Jenny Layd Award. he's won the Gen.

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But there is nothing wrong with that design.

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You couldn't even really say, oh, it's 270s.

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It's like, well, no, it wasn't, okay, glitter cape, maybe.

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But bring back that same design or recreate it somehow.

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But you know why they can't, don't you?

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Because the reveal that it's omega is something that they think is

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a big and interesting thing.

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So if it looked like Omega all along. you know, then that wouldn't

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work.

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And then they reveal that it's only, except that that's a really

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boring revelation because virtually no one at home cares.

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And the thing is, there's a perfect opportunity to explain it

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because Nissa could actually say, who's Omega?

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That would make sense because, of course, Nessa's not going to

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know who Omega is, and it's not a moment of, well, as you well

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know.

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Nissa would actually be able to have a bit at the top of episode

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four, because I think it's the end of episode 3 where they

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actually reveal its omega.

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At the top of episode 4 going, what the hell is going on?

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Instead, we get that scene in the TARDIS where the doctor's like

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I'm building an antimatter detector.

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Look at this, it goes buzz.

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Yeah, they love scenes of people building things, don't they?

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And the pulse loop thing.

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Oh, looking at a flashing button.

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I mean, how boring can it get?

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Oh, the word peril in episode 4 is terrible because it's just like

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we're running down this street in Amsterdam, but we need to get to

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the point where we're running down this street in Amsterdam.

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Let's come back to everyone on Gallifrey looking at a flashing

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bulb.

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And of course, that whole scene is sold by the worst actor in the

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history of Doctor Who, which is the lord president, the worst

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peruser.

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I don't even know what that man's name is, but he retired from

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acting like 20 years ago.

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He's insufferable.

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Oh, oh, it's Mr. Lisser of Tracam in episode three.

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He stumbles through lines.

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God, I wish the test line, whoever shot headed and shot him.

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I hoped, but my memory cheated.

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Oh, he's terrible.

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And the moustache, what's with the moustache?

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awful.

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I think it's his.

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Yeah, terrible.

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If there was ever a case of spontaneous combustion.

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Eurusa should have regenerated, looked in the mirror and gone, oh

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well, this is a bust and just regenerated straight away.

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He is just a palling.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Did they try and get him back for 5 doctors or did they just think

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they did?

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God, they failed.

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Because he was in a big show at the time called The Palaces.

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Okay.

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He was the big name cast for this, him and Elspeth Gray, who was

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Thalia.

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Who was the psychiatrist in Fulty Towers, and is Black Hatter's

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mother in the first...

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He's in a Black Hatter.

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But where is Barusa's acerbic wit and charm that the 1st 2

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Barusa's hat?

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The 1st 2 perusas are really terrific.

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The 2 are terrible.

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Well, I don't agree with that.

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I really like the one in the 5 doctors quite a lot.

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I think he's got a menace and there's just something off about him

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that I think works really well.

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This one is just pathetic.

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You've got that scene with the High Council, which is appallingly

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directed by Ron Jones.

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Is Ron Jones with this story?

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I look at it, and it's like, like, imagine a window in a

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department store where you've got people sitting like mannequins

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like in a row, and then you've got the Christmas chair where Santa

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Claus is sitting at a right angle to that.

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That's the bloody scene.

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And I'm just thinking, is this pathetic?

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pinned to their seats?

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I mean, look at what Dahlia is wearing.

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She looks like the queen of hearts from...

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Wonderland. like with that small thing and the big huge skirt.

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I mean, I really like her, I think she does a good job.

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Yeah, she is.

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And, you know, I think Heden does a good job and well, Zorak

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Zorak.

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You've got the Catalan being a bitch.

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You've got, he's such a bitch to, to, um, well, his door bitch who

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seems to be guarding the door on the doctor all of the time.

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And I guess I'm talking about the door, bitch now, so I talk about

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Colin Baker.

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It's really funny.

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Like, you know, there's some characters you remember in Doctor

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Who.

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Like you remember Cassia, or you remember.

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Madge.

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You remember Madge from Black Orchid?

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You do.

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I remember reading in the 20th anniversary special, like obviously

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Colin was announced as the doctor and he was in Arc infinity and I

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went, Well, what did he do in Ark of infinity?

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Do you know, it's really funny, but when I was watching it for the

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podcast, I actually went, 0 my God, that's right.

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Colin Baker's in this.

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I'd completely forgotten.

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Well, I actually like his performance.

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Yeah, me too.

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But the character just disappears.

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Yes.

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Yeah, he disappears in episode three.

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He just walks down a corridor.

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There is a missing scene of him from episode 4 on the DVD.

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I have to say of all the guest cast, I think Colin gives the best

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performance.

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That's probably fair.

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Yeah.

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And that's not damning with faint brains.

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It's actually a good performance.

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Not only that, I can clearly see the difference in his

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characterisation of Maxwell from his characterisation of the

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doctor.

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I can clearly accept them as different characters.

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It's not like, say, Princess Astra and Romana, Romana 2.

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Now that's not a slight on Lala Ward at all, but I just found the

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way she played the 2 characters quite similar in some ways.

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Oh no, I thought they were quite different.

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I think Princess Astro is a kind of posh idiot in a way in a way

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that Romana isn't.

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But I actually suspect that Maxill is the 6th doctor and that he

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heads off, you know, like he goes to Titan 3 and loses a whole

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bunch of weight and then travels, you know, back in time, you know

402
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in order to shoot Pete and just kind of mess with him.

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Yeah, yeah.

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You know that that whole thing in Doctor Who series 9 with the

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girl who lived, where the doctor figures out, this is why I have

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this face to tell me to save people.

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My reaction to that is, well, what was Maxwell, you know?

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The doctor regenerates into Maxwell.

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Look out, you're gonna try and kill yourself.

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Lo and behold, the valiard turns up.

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So he's right, you know, there's an actual warning there. shooting

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people.

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So we've got, I think it's a pathetic cliffhanger.

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Sort of like, okay, shoot the doctor.

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Peter Davidson lies down for 2 seconds, gets up.

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Like, I just think they're going, could it be a stun gun, do you

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think?

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Do you know what I mean?

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Like you're there?

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Like he's been shot?

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Well, it's just possible that that was a stunt gun?

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If I can say, well, we know it's not an impulse laser.

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But all you know what?

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I'm going to say this.

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The 1st 2 episodes of this story.

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Sarah Sutton finally gets gumption and something to do.

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She has rapport with Damon, they make a wonderful team.

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The moment you give Missa a court setting, a gun, an omission.

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She's fantastic.

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Yeah, she's really, really good.

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And her scenes with the High Council when she's like really upset

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with them and showing real emotions.

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She cries at the end of episode two.

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I think there's a bit of glycerine there.

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Well, I think she's deeply distressed.

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The doctor is dead.

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Tegan has left.

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Adric is dead.

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Her world is dead.

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She is alone on this planet.

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I think she really sells it, and I think she's really, really

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good.

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Do you think she's, like, anticipating the next few decades of

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having to hang out in that cafe on Teliframe?

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her only kind of social outlet.

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Possibly, because, you see, I think she should sue John Nathan

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Turner for the way in which this character has just been totally

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underused the entire time and it's going to continue over the next

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few weeks as well.

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They should have left on in the TARDIS up until the 5 doctors.

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She should have gone up into Gallifre and met Damon again and done

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something, and then they should have said, well, we're going to

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get married, and they should have had a marriage at the end of the

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5 doctors between Nissa and Damon, and, you know, I can write this

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crap.

456
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No, the doctor would have been so jealous.

457
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Damon's his old boyfriend.

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He left, obviously.

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But I'm just saying, like, you know, she, the glimpses that you're

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getting this of what she could do.

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And then the moment Tegan turns back up and they're back together

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as a team, she becomes the 3rd wheel.

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Tegan gets the lines and she gets one every so often. just so

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distressing.

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Speaking of people turning up with their boyfriends, of course

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we've got Colin and Robin, who they're absolutely not a couple, are

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they?

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Do you know, there's a scene where Colin's a bit freaked out about

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being in the crypt or is it Robin?

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Which one?

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Colin is Tegan's cousin.

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And he's freaked out about being in the crypt.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And so Robin is trying to encourage him to take his clothes off.

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And he refuses to do that because he might want to leg it in case

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Robin kind of comes onto it in the night or something.

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Well, at least take your boots off.

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Yes, please do.

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Oh my goodness.

480
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Can I just say something here?

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Like, actually, that Crip stuff freaked me out as a kid.

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Yeah, like, I really, really creepy.

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I really did.

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Until the ergon comes in.

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Can I just say that ergon is so crap and it's such a toothless

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wonder?

487
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Here you've got the cousin of Tegan.

488
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They're not going to kill the cousin of Tegan. 18 months ago, an

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Australian woman went missing and her aunt was killed.

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She turns up a year later, is there an investigation into what

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happened?

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If the cousin goes missing and she suddenly turns up in Amsterdam

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is there a connection?

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It's not like in a year's time, another one of her family is going

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to go missing at all.

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So she's like murdering all of her extended family.

497
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Exactly.

498
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But hold on, does that make Colin Auntie Vanessa's son?

499
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And that's why Tegan's coming to visit him.

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So while you've been off backpacking.

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00:21:41.519 --> 00:21:43.920
I'm afraid your mum's been shrunk down to the size of an action

502
00:21:43.920 --> 00:21:44.400
man.

503
00:21:44.460 --> 00:21:45.839
She's not actually an action man.

504
00:21:45.900 --> 00:21:48.480
Don't look too closely at the model, but yeah.

505
00:21:48.539 --> 00:21:49.680
Hi.

506
00:21:49.799 --> 00:21:52.559
No, I'm sure it's from another side of the family.

507
00:21:52.619 --> 00:21:54.000
I'm almost certain.

508
00:21:54.059 --> 00:21:58.259
So he gets abducted by the erg on the ergon comes in, it clearly

509
00:21:58.259 --> 00:22:01.019
can't see the poor actor inside, it can't see.

510
00:22:01.079 --> 00:22:05.759
And it sort of shoots Colin and because Omega is reluctant to get

511
00:22:05.759 --> 00:22:09.660
up from his chair for 3 episodes, he press gangs Colin into

512
00:22:09.660 --> 00:22:10.980
pressing all those buttons for him.

513
00:22:11.039 --> 00:22:11.519
Is that it?

514
00:22:11.579 --> 00:22:14.279
Yeah, the weird thing is in the script, like once he comes through

515
00:22:14.279 --> 00:22:17.940
to our universe, Omega is meant to be sort of paralysed in that

516
00:22:17.940 --> 00:22:20.759
chair because if he moves, it'll cause an antimatter explosion.

517
00:22:20.819 --> 00:22:22.019
Except for that bit.

518
00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:25.380
In episode three, I think it is, where he comes to the door to

519
00:22:25.380 --> 00:22:26.339
interrogate Tegan.

520
00:22:26.400 --> 00:22:26.880
You know?

521
00:22:26.940 --> 00:22:30.900
Is that the scene where he's standing next to an ergon and they're

522
00:22:30.900 --> 00:22:33.059
in a 2 shot and the ergon is looking around?

523
00:22:33.180 --> 00:22:37.259
I've been planning to use that for no publicise this episode, but

524
00:22:37.259 --> 00:22:40.619
the trust your doctor boys have already used it because it is just

525
00:22:40.619 --> 00:22:44.759
the stupidest looking thing. of 1980s Doctor Who.

526
00:22:44.819 --> 00:22:46.259
See, the problem with the ergon.

527
00:22:46.319 --> 00:22:51.059
It was designed to look like alien and Geiger kind of designed.

528
00:22:51.119 --> 00:22:56.880
But the head was made as a hat to sit on top of the actor's egg.

529
00:22:56.940 --> 00:23:00.960
So the problem is the slightest movement he makes, the whole thing

530
00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:02.640
wobbles like a curious chicken.

531
00:23:02.759 --> 00:23:04.319
Yeah, no it looks like a chicken.

532
00:23:04.380 --> 00:23:10.259
I think there was in DWM a short story one time where Ace was

533
00:23:10.259 --> 00:23:14.519
working at Kentucky Fried Chicken and the Ergon came in and she

534
00:23:14.519 --> 00:23:17.880
thought that it was like Barry who works with a, you know, his

535
00:23:17.880 --> 00:23:18.420
costume.

536
00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:22.019
And I think friend of the podcast, Peter McTire, had a theory that

537
00:23:22.019 --> 00:23:25.200
rather than being one of Omega's less successful attempts at

538
00:23:25.200 --> 00:23:30.000
psychogenesis, what Omega actually does is employ people to wear

539
00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:34.859
increasingly crap and unconvincing monster costumes.

540
00:23:34.920 --> 00:23:38.880
So that's the gel guards explained and now the ergon.

541
00:23:38.940 --> 00:23:42.240
Like, we don't even get the gel guards. don't even get some fake

542
00:23:42.240 --> 00:23:42.720
reality.

543
00:23:42.779 --> 00:23:46.559
We just get that stupid web thing that makes Tegan go wibbly

544
00:23:46.559 --> 00:23:47.039
wobbly.

545
00:23:47.099 --> 00:23:48.299
That looks ridiculous.

546
00:23:48.359 --> 00:23:49.740
I mean, those scenes are stupid.

547
00:23:49.859 --> 00:23:51.180
That's meant to be the matrix.

548
00:23:51.240 --> 00:23:54.000
But back to the ergon and its inability to kill anybody.

549
00:23:54.059 --> 00:23:57.779
I do laugh every single time anybody gets shot and goes, ah, and

550
00:23:57.779 --> 00:24:00.420
changes into negative and out of negative.

551
00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:03.299
And then, of course, you know, when Colin comes back and he's

552
00:24:03.299 --> 00:24:05.640
doing all of his work for Omega.

553
00:24:05.700 --> 00:24:09.180
The look that he's given, it reminds me of a 1980 sort of video

554
00:24:09.180 --> 00:24:11.099
clip, you know, with that red under the eyes.

555
00:24:11.160 --> 00:24:14.640
But you know how they got him into that sort of situation.

556
00:24:14.700 --> 00:24:15.960
They actually...

557
00:24:15.960 --> 00:24:16.920
Copious amounts of drugs.

558
00:24:16.980 --> 00:24:20.940
Well, that, and that was after, they said, we're just going to put

559
00:24:20.940 --> 00:24:21.660
you in this room for a moment.

560
00:24:21.720 --> 00:24:24.059
We're just going to show you a bit of old Doctor Who.

561
00:24:24.119 --> 00:24:27.779
And within 15 minutes, he was like screaming at the walls and they

562
00:24:27.779 --> 00:24:29.220
had to turn off time flight.

563
00:24:29.759 --> 00:24:32.460
And, you know, they had to then go for the take.

564
00:24:33.660 --> 00:24:38.039
I thought they might have sat Gary Downey by his bed and he got

565
00:24:38.039 --> 00:24:41.940
Gary Downey to like poke him with a stick every 15 minutes so that

566
00:24:41.940 --> 00:24:44.519
he was suffering from sleep deprivation during those scenes.

567
00:24:44.579 --> 00:24:47.400
And then he found out it wasn't a stick and that's why his jaws

568
00:24:47.400 --> 00:24:47.759
dropped.

569
00:24:47.819 --> 00:24:48.839
Okay.

570
00:24:48.900 --> 00:24:50.039
Where are we at?

571
00:24:50.099 --> 00:24:53.339
I think I think maybe I should mention some bigs I like about

572
00:24:53.339 --> 00:24:54.059
this.

573
00:24:54.119 --> 00:24:56.160
No, I'm not finished with hate.

574
00:24:56.220 --> 00:24:57.839
I'm not finished with the hat.

575
00:24:57.900 --> 00:24:59.519
Yeah, but I think we should interperse it, you know, like an

576
00:24:59.519 --> 00:25:00.119
apparative.

577
00:25:00.180 --> 00:25:03.480
As I've already said, I think Colin is wonderful in this.

578
00:25:03.539 --> 00:25:04.740
Colin Baker.

579
00:25:04.740 --> 00:25:06.000
Colin Baker.

580
00:25:06.059 --> 00:25:06.779
Where is he?

581
00:25:06.839 --> 00:25:10.799
Although I will say for gentlemen of a certain persuasion and

582
00:25:10.799 --> 00:25:13.440
ladies of a certain persuasion as well, check out the making of

583
00:25:13.440 --> 00:25:17.339
Alastair coming has grown into quite an attractive man, whereas he

584
00:25:17.339 --> 00:25:18.180
used to be a stick insect.

585
00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:21.720
He's got a kind of 80s look to him where he is sort of good

586
00:25:21.720 --> 00:25:22.079
looking.

587
00:25:22.140 --> 00:25:25.259
The 2 of them remind me of the people from K9 and Company, you

588
00:25:25.259 --> 00:25:27.000
know, Brendan and that...

589
00:25:27.000 --> 00:25:28.619
Oh, the other one.

590
00:25:28.680 --> 00:25:29.940
Yeah, the Peter jacket.

591
00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:30.299
Peter.

592
00:25:30.359 --> 00:25:35.039
Yeah, yeah. where maybe if you squint sort of, one of them's good

593
00:25:35.039 --> 00:25:38.160
looking and the other's sort of birdlike and bizarre looking.

594
00:25:38.279 --> 00:25:41.339
There's a lovely moment in the making of where Alastair coming is

595
00:25:41.339 --> 00:25:43.980
talking about the ergon and says, so the ergon came in to shoot me

596
00:25:43.980 --> 00:25:44.880
and he raised the gunwale.

597
00:25:44.940 --> 00:25:45.900
Well, maybe she raised the gun.

598
00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:46.619
I don't know.

599
00:25:46.680 --> 00:25:48.240
Ergon. sex indeterminate.

600
00:25:48.299 --> 00:25:50.819
And there's something about the way he says sex indeterminate that

601
00:25:50.819 --> 00:25:52.500
just makes my knees a little bit wobbly.

602
00:25:54.059 --> 00:25:56.339
I'm about to go into negative again.

603
00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:58.019
Can I say something positive?

604
00:25:58.079 --> 00:25:59.339
Yeah, you say something positive.

605
00:25:59.400 --> 00:26:00.000
It happens rarely.

606
00:26:00.059 --> 00:26:00.839
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

607
00:26:00.900 --> 00:26:02.700
So the 1st time I ever went to Europe.

608
00:26:02.759 --> 00:26:07.799
I visited London and then caught a ferry from Harwich to the Hook

609
00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:10.200
of Holland and drove to Amsterdam.

610
00:26:10.259 --> 00:26:14.640
And so Amsterdam is the 1st European city that I've ever been to.

611
00:26:14.700 --> 00:26:16.440
And I think I've been there 3 times now.

612
00:26:16.440 --> 00:26:20.160
And I think maybe I've spent a total of a month there and I

613
00:26:20.160 --> 00:26:22.319
absolutely adore Amsterdam.

614
00:26:22.380 --> 00:26:23.279
It's so beautiful.

615
00:26:23.339 --> 00:26:27.839
And so watching the location stuff and there's altogether too

616
00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:31.140
little of it is really, really great.

617
00:26:31.259 --> 00:26:32.880
Like I really like it.

618
00:26:32.940 --> 00:26:37.619
And in particular, I think the location stuff in episode 4 works

619
00:26:37.619 --> 00:26:38.279
really well.

620
00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:42.240
Instead of a lot of people talking about the matrix and quad

621
00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:45.960
magnetism and all of those just deadly, deadly, uninteresting

622
00:26:45.960 --> 00:26:46.380
things.

623
00:26:46.440 --> 00:26:48.779
Episode 4 is a chase.

624
00:26:48.779 --> 00:26:50.039
Only has escaped.

625
00:26:50.099 --> 00:26:51.420
He looks like the doctor.

626
00:26:51.480 --> 00:26:54.119
We know that he'll explode everything.

627
00:26:54.240 --> 00:26:56.819
It's a very straightforward and understandable thing and they

628
00:26:56.819 --> 00:26:59.519
chase after him and I just think it works really, really well.

629
00:26:59.579 --> 00:27:01.500
Do you think they use the location well?

630
00:27:01.500 --> 00:27:02.759
In that episode?

631
00:27:02.819 --> 00:27:05.880
And I think because now they're telling a straightforward story

632
00:27:05.880 --> 00:27:09.420
instead of a lot of people in space costumes standing around in

633
00:27:09.420 --> 00:27:13.859
space corridors talking about space threats, we just have a

634
00:27:13.859 --> 00:27:14.339
chase.

635
00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:18.420
And there's even a scene where a really off-putting looking child

636
00:27:18.420 --> 00:27:22.619
smiles at Omica when they're standing in front of a hurdy-gurdy.

637
00:27:22.680 --> 00:27:26.640
And the scene's a little bit cringeworthy, but there's an attempt

638
00:27:26.640 --> 00:27:31.440
to give Omega a little bit of humanity and to make us feel a

639
00:27:31.440 --> 00:27:32.640
little bit of sympathy for him.

640
00:27:32.700 --> 00:27:34.440
And I think that that's really good.

641
00:27:34.500 --> 00:27:36.839
I think that's the only good thing about the story.

642
00:27:38.160 --> 00:27:41.640
No, but those children are wearing the most hideous show.

643
00:27:41.700 --> 00:27:44.640
Oh yeah, they're very off-putting looking children. and they're

644
00:27:44.640 --> 00:27:46.019
not even from the Doctor Who pattern book.

645
00:27:46.079 --> 00:27:48.960
But watching these people watch this Hedigo thing is so boring.

646
00:27:49.019 --> 00:27:53.940
It is corny and kind of cliche, but it's a nice little moment in a

647
00:27:53.940 --> 00:27:57.059
story that has so little humanity to it.

648
00:27:57.119 --> 00:28:00.299
Peter's five, 10 minutes is omega.

649
00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:01.740
He's really really good.

650
00:28:01.799 --> 00:28:04.980
I mean, especially that bit in the studio where he's being dubbed

651
00:28:04.980 --> 00:28:06.779
by Ian Collier, so it's not even his voice.

652
00:28:06.839 --> 00:28:08.160
So he has to do it all with the face.

653
00:28:08.519 --> 00:28:13.319
And again, he manages to delineate the performance successfully

654
00:28:13.319 --> 00:28:16.079
just by tensing his face muscles, slightly playing it with a bit

655
00:28:16.079 --> 00:28:17.339
of a sneer.

656
00:28:17.400 --> 00:28:22.200
But I think importantly, and he did have trouble making sure he

657
00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:25.859
matched the tempo of being Colliers prerecorded lines.

658
00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:28.859
But it's kind of like a drag queen.

659
00:28:28.920 --> 00:28:30.839
They're a dragon.

660
00:28:30.900 --> 00:28:33.779
Yeah, and there are drag queens who lip sync really well and put

661
00:28:33.779 --> 00:28:36.900
emotion into it and there are drag queens who just move their

662
00:28:36.900 --> 00:28:37.140
lips.

663
00:28:37.380 --> 00:28:41.099
Peter Davidson is drag queen who puts emotion into it.

664
00:28:41.160 --> 00:28:42.720
I love to see that.

665
00:28:43.500 --> 00:28:46.859
Well, there's pretty much that episode of the Tomorrow people

666
00:28:46.859 --> 00:28:47.339
isn't it?

667
00:28:47.400 --> 00:28:48.299
That's almost it.

668
00:28:48.359 --> 00:28:51.059
I've been to Amsterdam as well, just once.

669
00:28:51.119 --> 00:28:53.220
And I stayed with friends.

670
00:28:53.279 --> 00:28:56.339
And I did explain to them that while I was there, I wanted to go

671
00:28:56.339 --> 00:28:57.599
looking for certain locations.

672
00:28:57.660 --> 00:29:00.900
And yeah, I went and found Frank and Dahl and what have you.

673
00:29:00.960 --> 00:29:02.339
But naturally they were curious.

674
00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:03.480
It's like, why?

675
00:29:03.539 --> 00:29:05.519
And I said, oh, well, have you heard a doctor?

676
00:29:05.579 --> 00:29:07.559
And they said, oh yeah, we've heard of it. not big here, but we

677
00:29:07.559 --> 00:29:08.039
have heard of it.

678
00:29:08.099 --> 00:29:09.480
I said, well, they filmed there once.

679
00:29:09.539 --> 00:29:11.099
Oh, you must bring it with you.

680
00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:11.759
Oh, dear.

681
00:29:11.759 --> 00:29:15.119
And this was before I'd recorded that commentary where I realised

682
00:29:15.119 --> 00:29:15.779
how terrible it was.

683
00:29:15.839 --> 00:29:19.259
So I said, yes, I'll bring it with me, and then after we recorded

684
00:29:19.259 --> 00:29:21.539
that commentary, I'm like, oh, no, I have to take this and show it

685
00:29:21.539 --> 00:29:23.220
to my friends in Amsterdam.

686
00:29:23.279 --> 00:29:24.240
So we sat down and watched it.

687
00:29:24.299 --> 00:29:28.740
They were hooting with laughter.

688
00:29:28.799 --> 00:29:31.079
They hated Nissa.

689
00:29:31.740 --> 00:29:35.220
Oh, they hated Nisa because she didn't shoot enough people.

690
00:29:35.279 --> 00:29:38.400
Like, that bit where she throws away a gun.

691
00:29:38.460 --> 00:29:39.660
Tim's just screaming at the scream.

692
00:29:39.720 --> 00:29:41.220
No, shoot them, shoot the ball.

693
00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:45.059
And then when she screamed at the Irkov, they're like, oh, can't

694
00:29:45.059 --> 00:29:45.720
we just kill her?

695
00:29:45.779 --> 00:29:48.299
And they didn't much care for Tegan.

696
00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:51.599
But at the end of episode 3 where the doctor says, oh, look, it

697
00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:54.660
controls the Matrix and the credits come up, they just turned to

698
00:29:54.660 --> 00:29:56.279
me and said, what does that mean?

699
00:29:56.339 --> 00:29:57.299
Yeah.

700
00:29:57.299 --> 00:29:57.960
Is that bad?

701
00:29:58.019 --> 00:30:01.799
And I said, I don't know.

702
00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:04.500
I honestly don't know.

703
00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:07.380
It must have been bad because it was the cliffhanger, but it is

704
00:30:07.380 --> 00:30:11.460
the worst word peril cliffhanger ever, apart from in a couple of

705
00:30:11.460 --> 00:30:12.299
stories.

706
00:30:12.420 --> 00:30:16.559
So when you went to Amsterdam, did you then go into any youth

707
00:30:16.559 --> 00:30:19.799
hostels and talk to the receptionist and they couldn't give you

708
00:30:19.799 --> 00:30:20.339
directions?

709
00:30:20.400 --> 00:30:22.319
So they just happened to talk to the person that could give you

710
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:25.200
directions that just happened to be on there at the same time at

711
00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:25.619
the same day.

712
00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:28.079
Oh my goodness.

713
00:30:28.140 --> 00:30:29.880
She was just coming off her shift. was all.

714
00:30:29.940 --> 00:30:31.380
But it's just so convenient.

715
00:30:31.440 --> 00:30:34.259
I mean, for our younger listeners, obviously this is the time

716
00:30:34.259 --> 00:30:37.980
before internet, a time before a lot of computers.

717
00:30:38.039 --> 00:30:40.140
So everything was just written down in books and that sort of

718
00:30:40.140 --> 00:30:40.319
thing.

719
00:30:40.380 --> 00:30:44.039
But, you know, them in the convenience of having that receptionist

720
00:30:44.039 --> 00:30:46.079
there at that time just so they could give them the message.

721
00:30:46.140 --> 00:30:49.380
I just rolled my eyes going, oh, please let this be over.

722
00:30:49.500 --> 00:30:52.319
Yeah, it would have actually been better if she had just been the

723
00:30:52.319 --> 00:30:55.200
receptionist there when the doctor and Nissa come in.

724
00:30:55.259 --> 00:30:55.619
Simple.

725
00:30:55.680 --> 00:30:58.019
She's been rostered on 2 days in a row, but instead we've got this

726
00:30:58.019 --> 00:31:01.380
fake out of, oh, if only the right person was there.

727
00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:03.000
Hooray, she is.

728
00:31:03.059 --> 00:31:06.480
It's like, Episode 4 was already overrunning.

729
00:31:06.539 --> 00:31:09.779
They had to cut about 5 minutes out of it, and you keep that in.

730
00:31:10.500 --> 00:31:12.599
Now, Taken.

731
00:31:12.720 --> 00:31:14.160
It's very funny.

732
00:31:14.220 --> 00:31:17.460
In episode one, of course, Colin is Australian, and the moment

733
00:31:17.460 --> 00:31:20.519
that that's mentioned, like, you know, I get the Spidey sense

734
00:31:20.519 --> 00:31:22.200
going, oh, why is he Australian?

735
00:31:22.259 --> 00:31:24.299
And then they talk about the cousin, it's sort of like, you know

736
00:31:24.299 --> 00:31:27.119
I'm mourning the loss of Tegan from like the week before.

737
00:31:27.180 --> 00:31:30.839
And so it's sort of like, ooh, and then she turns up, like

738
00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:32.099
obviously in episode two.

739
00:31:32.339 --> 00:31:35.400
What do we think of her reintroduction?

740
00:31:35.460 --> 00:31:37.019
I really like her hair.

741
00:31:37.140 --> 00:31:41.099
I really like that she's wearing a different outfit.

742
00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:43.019
I don't like the outfit very much.

743
00:31:43.079 --> 00:31:44.819
I think it makes her bum look huge.

744
00:31:44.880 --> 00:31:46.559
Yeah, Janet hates the outfit.

745
00:31:46.680 --> 00:31:47.819
It's really baggy.

746
00:31:47.880 --> 00:31:49.019
It's not very attractive.

747
00:31:49.079 --> 00:31:50.519
I think the way she puts it is.

748
00:31:50.579 --> 00:31:53.579
Yeah, it makes the bum look huge and makes the front look flat.

749
00:31:53.640 --> 00:31:55.200
Yeah, you know, it's not good.

750
00:31:55.259 --> 00:31:58.319
It's a really strange choice of outfit to put her in.

751
00:31:58.380 --> 00:32:02.519
As for her return, I think she has moved the character on a bit

752
00:32:02.519 --> 00:32:06.839
you know, because her through line in season 19 was the stress of

753
00:32:06.839 --> 00:32:09.240
not being able to get back to her job and we find out in this

754
00:32:09.240 --> 00:32:10.500
story that she's lost her job.

755
00:32:10.559 --> 00:32:12.720
So she plays the role with less stress.

756
00:32:12.900 --> 00:32:16.619
I think she's really good in season 20 generally.

757
00:32:16.680 --> 00:32:19.440
I haven't watched it all the way through in preparation, but I'm

758
00:32:19.440 --> 00:32:20.039
about halfway through.

759
00:32:20.099 --> 00:32:22.440
And I've been really impressed with Jadet.

760
00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:26.220
And, you know, think back to that sort of Panto kids show acting

761
00:32:26.220 --> 00:32:30.839
she was doing. yeah, really early on And now she's actually quite

762
00:32:30.839 --> 00:32:31.380
likeable.

763
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:36.660
And I made no secret of the fact that I adored Tegan when I 1st

764
00:32:36.660 --> 00:32:39.720
watched it when she was 1st on it. she was just terrific.

765
00:32:39.779 --> 00:32:46.140
She's not so great in season 18 and 19, but she's really nailed it

766
00:32:46.140 --> 00:32:46.500
by now.

767
00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:48.480
She's still strong.

768
00:32:48.539 --> 00:32:51.180
She still doesn't put up with any nonsense.

769
00:32:51.240 --> 00:32:54.539
She still has all of those sort of basic characteristics that the

770
00:32:54.539 --> 00:32:57.960
character is supposed to have, but she downplays it so much more.

771
00:32:58.019 --> 00:33:00.240
I think she's really likeable.

772
00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:04.380
Yeah, there's a big change, and I've commented before that I think

773
00:33:04.380 --> 00:33:06.480
in Black Orchard, once she gets drunk.

774
00:33:06.539 --> 00:33:08.640
In that whole story, there's a huge change.

775
00:33:08.700 --> 00:33:10.799
The character from that point on, it's so much better.

776
00:33:10.859 --> 00:33:14.460
And here again, it's another subtle changes and it's really good.

777
00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:19.079
I give this story like about 5 out of 10 and I think that's been

778
00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:23.700
generous. very But I give it a whole bonus mark more for the

779
00:33:23.700 --> 00:33:24.059
ending.

780
00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:25.500
The moment she's...

781
00:33:25.619 --> 00:33:29.640
No, honestly, I just laugh my head off the moment she says, I've

782
00:33:29.640 --> 00:33:30.240
lost my job.

783
00:33:30.299 --> 00:33:32.400
You know, you're stuck with me or whatever.

784
00:33:32.460 --> 00:33:36.660
And this is a static and then Peter just sells that moment so well

785
00:33:36.660 --> 00:33:41.160
that that smile and that grin and then the horrible realisation

786
00:33:41.160 --> 00:33:42.480
that she's back.

787
00:33:42.539 --> 00:33:44.759
You know, it's that quarter of a second.

788
00:33:44.819 --> 00:33:50.220
It's at 5 frames before the end credits cut in that his face just

789
00:33:50.220 --> 00:33:50.759
drops.

790
00:33:50.880 --> 00:33:53.039
It is such a good moment.

791
00:33:53.099 --> 00:33:55.019
No, look, I agree with you, Todd.

792
00:33:55.079 --> 00:33:57.240
I think this story, it's not bad.

793
00:33:57.299 --> 00:33:59.880
It's not insulting to our intelligence.

794
00:33:59.940 --> 00:34:00.599
It's just boring.

795
00:34:00.720 --> 00:34:05.579
I don't care about any of the supporting characters, including

796
00:34:05.579 --> 00:34:09.179
Omega, and you know, I cared about the Stephen Thorn Omega.

797
00:34:09.239 --> 00:34:12.239
He had an emotional journey, let's say.

798
00:34:12.300 --> 00:34:14.519
You know, he had emotional development.

799
00:34:14.579 --> 00:34:17.519
The closest thing I come to carry about a character is Maxwell.

800
00:34:17.579 --> 00:34:20.400
And it's kind of like, well, the problem is you'd never want

801
00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:21.659
Maxwell to succeed.

802
00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:24.239
But at the same time, you really like the performance and you

803
00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:25.320
really like the character.

804
00:34:25.380 --> 00:34:29.579
You know, when the De Castan actually chews him out for not doing

805
00:34:29.579 --> 00:34:31.320
his job and threatens to replace him.

806
00:34:31.380 --> 00:34:35.039
I think you get a bit of understanding about why he's like he is.

807
00:34:35.099 --> 00:34:36.659
He has to work for this bitch.

808
00:34:36.719 --> 00:34:41.639
I dislike Castellan, and I don't know why everyone's so unpleasant

809
00:34:41.639 --> 00:34:43.619
to the doctor when they're going to execute him.

810
00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:46.800
You'd think they'd make him a lovely meal and be super nice to him

811
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:50.340
and say, sorry, old chap, but it's just so we're going to get rid

812
00:34:50.340 --> 00:34:50.639
of you.

813
00:34:50.699 --> 00:34:54.659
And then on just like a pivot point, they just change their minds

814
00:34:54.659 --> 00:34:57.719
like, boom, they just, oh, well, you know, we'll help you now.

815
00:34:57.780 --> 00:35:03.420
Yeah, this whole story, the whole story hinges on the time lords

816
00:35:03.420 --> 00:35:04.860
not being very nice.

817
00:35:04.920 --> 00:35:10.079
And I know that sounds weak, but Omega somehow contacts Hedden and

818
00:35:10.079 --> 00:35:12.780
Hedden agrees to give him the technology to move back into this

819
00:35:12.780 --> 00:35:13.320
universe.

820
00:35:13.380 --> 00:35:15.719
And it's like, you know what, Headen, mate?

821
00:35:15.780 --> 00:35:17.099
You're on the High Council.

822
00:35:17.159 --> 00:35:18.059
You got the presidency here.

823
00:35:18.119 --> 00:35:21.000
Why not walk in and say, I've heard from Omega and I've got a

824
00:35:21.000 --> 00:35:23.760
theory to bring him back and you know, he'll be back and he'll be

825
00:35:23.760 --> 00:35:24.360
able to work with us.

826
00:35:24.420 --> 00:35:31.920
And the lord president in the 3 doctors seemed reluctant to kill

827
00:35:31.920 --> 00:35:35.579
Omega, and Barusa here doesn't seem too bloodthirsty.

828
00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:36.780
It's all about the antimatter.

829
00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:39.360
So, you know, if Edna just said, hey, let's everyone work

830
00:35:39.360 --> 00:35:39.840
together.

831
00:35:40.019 --> 00:35:42.780
They wouldn't have needed subterfuge.

832
00:35:42.840 --> 00:35:45.840
And again, as you say with the doctor, it's like, let's recall

833
00:35:45.840 --> 00:35:46.139
him.

834
00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:47.340
Let's not tell him what it's about.

835
00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:48.119
Let's lock him up.

836
00:35:48.179 --> 00:35:49.800
Let's chase him with guards.

837
00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:52.619
Zorik's like every time he returns, there's violence.

838
00:35:52.679 --> 00:35:54.480
It's the ultimate stop hitting yourself.

839
00:35:55.679 --> 00:35:58.980
Maybe it's a satire of 80s office culture.

840
00:35:59.039 --> 00:36:01.920
If only the different departments talk to each other.

841
00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:04.679
And, you know, I'm sure Richard will sympathise with this if only

842
00:36:04.679 --> 00:36:06.360
the different departments talk to each other.

843
00:36:06.420 --> 00:36:09.840
Okay, we wouldn't have a story, but we'd have a better outcome.

844
00:36:09.900 --> 00:36:13.500
Yeah, well, all of that stuff about Omega is just completely

845
00:36:13.500 --> 00:36:17.639
absent from this story and he's just the name of a bad guy played

846
00:36:17.639 --> 00:36:18.900
by Ian Collier.

847
00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:20.099
You were right.

848
00:36:20.159 --> 00:36:23.519
There is something about Omega.

849
00:36:23.579 --> 00:36:25.860
If Gallifrey were a properly mythic place.

850
00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:27.300
Moffatt gets this right.

851
00:36:27.360 --> 00:36:32.760
We've been back to Galifre in the new series and it's a huge event

852
00:36:32.760 --> 00:36:36.539
and it looks mythic and impressive.

853
00:36:36.599 --> 00:36:40.440
It's not just a bunch of space corridors with foiled wallpaper.

854
00:36:40.500 --> 00:36:44.099
And the reason that Gammafray is mythic and impressive is because

855
00:36:44.099 --> 00:36:49.559
Omega sacrificed his life and was abandoned and all of that stuff

856
00:36:49.559 --> 00:36:53.219
that made him interesting, even though he was written by Bob Baker

857
00:36:53.219 --> 00:36:57.840
and Dave Martin, is completely absent here, he's just generic bad

858
00:36:57.840 --> 00:36:58.260
guy.

859
00:36:58.320 --> 00:37:03.000
It's what's the point of bringing him back at all if you're not

860
00:37:03.000 --> 00:37:06.360
going to bring back any of the things that actually define his

861
00:37:06.360 --> 00:37:07.079
character.

862
00:37:08.760 --> 00:37:12.239
It's not a bad story, like Black Hawk.

863
00:37:12.360 --> 00:37:15.420
The Black Orchid is a bad story, and I mean morally as well as in

864
00:37:15.420 --> 00:37:16.079
terms of quality.

865
00:37:16.139 --> 00:37:18.059
But this is just...

866
00:37:18.059 --> 00:37:22.019
No, I think this is much worse than bad than bad orchid.

867
00:37:22.019 --> 00:37:23.579
Is that what it's called?

868
00:37:23.639 --> 00:37:25.500
I think it's much worse than that.

869
00:37:25.559 --> 00:37:26.099
I agree.

870
00:37:26.159 --> 00:37:27.780
It's time flight levels of bad.

871
00:37:27.840 --> 00:37:32.099
I think this is a run of 8 episodes that really have absolutely

872
00:37:32.099 --> 00:37:34.139
nothing going for them.

873
00:37:34.199 --> 00:37:36.900
You know, you've got Eric Saywood script editing.

874
00:37:36.960 --> 00:37:39.780
Eight episodes of conscriminating, and it's just awful.

875
00:37:39.900 --> 00:37:42.480
And it's directed by Ron Jones, who's just awful.

876
00:37:42.539 --> 00:37:45.360
The weird thing is, and you know, I say last week, I quite like

877
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:46.079
Time Flight.

878
00:37:46.139 --> 00:37:49.800
But Time Flight and Arc of Infinity are both written by very good

879
00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:52.139
sci-fi writers.

880
00:37:52.199 --> 00:37:55.559
You know, people who write very good sci-fi concepts and we'll see

881
00:37:55.559 --> 00:37:58.559
again in a couple of weeks with Peter Grimwade, what he can do

882
00:37:58.559 --> 00:38:00.119
with a good sci-fi concept.

883
00:38:00.179 --> 00:38:04.139
But you know, Johnny Byrne, he wrote real, if you like real world

884
00:38:04.139 --> 00:38:06.719
drama as well, like drama set in the real world.

885
00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:08.699
But Space 1999.

886
00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:13.860
He was a huge force behind space 1999 year one, which wasn't

887
00:38:13.860 --> 00:38:17.400
always successful, but always had interesting ideas and executed

888
00:38:17.400 --> 00:38:18.059
them interestingly.

889
00:38:18.119 --> 00:38:19.920
What's also interesting?

890
00:38:19.980 --> 00:38:23.099
The show comes back to just over 7000000 viewers for this season.

891
00:38:23.159 --> 00:38:26.219
Now last year it averaged 9 million.

892
00:38:26.280 --> 00:38:30.119
Right. 2000000 people have decided not to tune in in the 20th

893
00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:30.659
year.

894
00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:32.219
Do you know I was one of them.

895
00:38:32.280 --> 00:38:33.239
I think I said that before.

896
00:38:33.300 --> 00:38:36.719
I didn't tune in to Arc of Infinity, episode one because I was so

897
00:38:36.719 --> 00:38:39.840
annoyed about Tegan being left behind in time flight.

898
00:38:39.960 --> 00:38:41.639
It was really distressing.

899
00:38:41.699 --> 00:38:45.960
I found that really distressing after Adrick's death to have that

900
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:46.860
happen on top of that.

901
00:38:46.920 --> 00:38:49.380
But at the beginning of the last story.

902
00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:52.079
Time flight, episode one got 10 million, right?

903
00:38:52.139 --> 00:38:53.400
26th on the chart.

904
00:38:53.699 --> 00:38:57.179
After that, Doctor Who never gets over 9000000 again.

905
00:38:57.239 --> 00:38:59.039
By the end of that story, they're down to 8.one.

906
00:38:59.099 --> 00:39:00.480
They've dropped another 1000000 here.

907
00:39:00.539 --> 00:39:02.699
You know, there's, I've got a theory here.

908
00:39:02.760 --> 00:39:05.340
You know, there's fans of a certain age who are about 5 years

909
00:39:05.340 --> 00:39:06.059
older than me.

910
00:39:06.059 --> 00:39:09.179
I really hate Adrick and hated Adrick at the time and you see it

911
00:39:09.179 --> 00:39:11.460
in all the commentaries about how we didn't like this teenage

912
00:39:11.460 --> 00:39:11.760
boy.

913
00:39:11.820 --> 00:39:15.480
The ones that are a bit younger, perhaps around my age, were kids

914
00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:16.800
and Adric dies, and he's a kid.

915
00:39:16.860 --> 00:39:18.000
And they didn't like that.

916
00:39:18.059 --> 00:39:20.400
And so the kids aren't tuning...

917
00:39:20.460 --> 00:39:23.280
Well, I've just made that up on the spot, but I'm just saying

918
00:39:23.280 --> 00:39:27.059
they're not tuning in and we've now lost 3000000 viewers in the

919
00:39:27.059 --> 00:39:27.780
space of 5 episodes.

920
00:39:27.840 --> 00:39:28.380
Yeah.

921
00:39:28.440 --> 00:39:33.179
And the thing is, if the 10-year-old child of a family is not

922
00:39:33.179 --> 00:39:36.300
tuning into Doctor Who, that's 3 or 4 people who aren't watching.

923
00:39:36.360 --> 00:39:38.880
Because mum and dad aren't watching.

924
00:39:38.940 --> 00:39:39.900
Gran's not watching.

925
00:39:39.960 --> 00:39:42.719
Granddad's not watching the older siblings who wouldn't normally

926
00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:45.420
watch by themselves, but watch because their younger brother or

927
00:39:45.420 --> 00:39:46.260
sister enjoys it.

928
00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:46.920
They're not watching.

929
00:39:46.980 --> 00:39:49.679
So you have another impact in 3 or 4 years time.

930
00:39:49.739 --> 00:39:51.360
I think you're onto something there, Todd.

931
00:39:51.719 --> 00:39:54.300
Are we done with this thing yet?

932
00:39:54.360 --> 00:39:55.139
just want to move on.

933
00:39:55.199 --> 00:39:58.079
I just want to give you the impression of how good it could have

934
00:39:58.079 --> 00:39:58.320
been.

935
00:39:58.920 --> 00:40:02.219
What, a different director, a different cast and a different

936
00:40:02.219 --> 00:40:02.820
script?

937
00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:04.019
Well, a different cast.

938
00:40:04.079 --> 00:40:07.139
Considered for the role of Maxwell was Pierce Brosnan.

939
00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:10.440
Considered for the role of Thalia.

940
00:40:10.500 --> 00:40:16.019
Linda Bellingham, Anna Blackman, and Jenny Lindon.

941
00:40:16.079 --> 00:40:19.380
Barbara from Doctor Who and the Daleks.

942
00:40:19.440 --> 00:40:20.760
Let's consider it for Dahlia.

943
00:40:20.820 --> 00:40:22.019
I like Dahlia.

944
00:40:22.079 --> 00:40:25.679
I think she's often overlooked for Chancellor Flavia, but I like

945
00:40:25.679 --> 00:40:25.980
her.

946
00:40:26.039 --> 00:40:27.840
Did they try and get Thalia back?

947
00:40:27.900 --> 00:40:29.460
they tried to get everyone back, didn't they?

948
00:40:29.579 --> 00:40:33.000
They did try to get Elsbeth Gray back for the 5 doctors.

949
00:40:33.059 --> 00:40:35.159
She may have even been shooting Black Adder at that time because

950
00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:36.000
that was 1983.

951
00:40:36.119 --> 00:40:36.539
Okay.

952
00:40:36.539 --> 00:40:38.519
But yeah, she wasn't available to come back.

953
00:40:38.579 --> 00:40:42.119
Yeah, I think it's just horrible how in the in the high council

954
00:40:42.119 --> 00:40:44.099
scene where they're arguing with Nissa.

955
00:40:44.159 --> 00:40:47.400
She gets some really good lines about, you know, the morality of

956
00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:48.960
the situation of what would you have us do?

957
00:40:48.960 --> 00:40:50.579
And it's all in bloody long shot.

958
00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:52.440
Give us Elspeth Gray's face.

959
00:40:52.500 --> 00:40:53.880
She's brilliant.

960
00:40:53.940 --> 00:40:57.480
Yeah, in the end, just massive, massive missed opportunity.

961
00:40:57.539 --> 00:40:59.820
A series of continuing disappointments.

962
00:41:20.880 --> 00:41:24.659
Well, as we take off from Amsterdam, Hopefully, nothing in our

963
00:41:24.659 --> 00:41:27.059
luggage that'll be too embarrassing to get through customs.

964
00:41:27.119 --> 00:41:31.079
We'll be back next week where we'll be talking about the sequel to

965
00:41:31.079 --> 00:41:35.940
last season's critically acclaimed Kinder with Snake Dance.

966
00:41:36.119 --> 00:41:38.639
Until then, you can find us on our new website, flatthrough

967
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968
00:41:42.119 --> 00:41:44.099
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969
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970
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971
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974
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975
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So that's gone up and seasons one to 5 are also available.

977
00:42:06.960 --> 00:42:10.260
But until next week, thank you very much for listening.

978
00:42:10.320 --> 00:42:14.280
And may none of your giant chicken heads look like an ergon.

979
00:42:14.340 --> 00:42:15.719
Thank you very much for listening and good night.

980
00:42:15.780 --> 00:42:21.900
Good night. see you soon That was Flight through Entirety, starting

981
00:42:21.900 --> 00:42:24.300
Todd Building, Nathan Bottomley, and Brendan Jones.

982
00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:26.400
Theme arrangement by Cameron Lamb.

983
00:42:26.460 --> 00:42:30.420
This episode, sofas all around Gallifrey, was recorded on the 26th

984
00:42:30.420 --> 00:42:31.500
of July 2016.

985
00:42:31.679 --> 00:42:34.619
The next episode will be released on the 7th of August.

986
00:42:35.639 --> 00:42:39.420
Fans of things resolved by the hero just shooting the villain with

987
00:42:39.420 --> 00:42:42.780
a big gun will also enjoy attack of the cybermen, the invasion of

988
00:42:42.780 --> 00:42:46.739
time, and the entire sociopolitical system of the United States of

989
00:42:46.739 --> 00:42:47.400
America.

990
00:42:48.119 --> 00:42:53.760
Okay. so much.

991
00:42:54.179 --> 00:42:56.820
Okay, I'll do the out train now.